The Ultimate Caption Contest
Daniel wakes up from a nightmare
312 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Vapor-03 says:
Daniel wakes up at 2:30 in the morning and starts randomly singing Beethoven's "Aleggro Con Brio".
DeathReviews says:
"I dreamed I was in a really crappy 3rd season! With horrible animation! Silly plot lines! Robot olympics? Nooooooo!"
hot rod 907 says:
Geez, why do I need to get a girlfreind when I can do this on my own?
Unknown says:
Danial: I just had this weird dream that Micheal Jackson was in my closet
Spike: Shut the F--- up and go back to sleep you stupid brat. Micheal Jackson is not here. Get back to sleep so I canget busy getting it on with your mother here
Danial: Ok
Dclone Soundwave says:
Daniel: I had that horrible dream again.(looks underneath sheets) Oh good, its' still there.
kennyman says:
Spike: Woah! starscream and bumblebee alone together wasn't a pretty sight!
Roadshadow says:
Daniel: Holy ----! I just had the scariest dream! Giant robots that transform into vehicles and planes and trucks and monkeys-
Spike: Dammit junior get back to sleep! Can't you see I'm getting laid by your mom!?
Daniel:.....
tron01 says:
I just had a dream that my mom just ****ed me up the ass! MOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I need some water but hand it to me through the door.
Zeedust says:
Daniel: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"
Godfather Bluto says:
Daniel finally relaizes that his parents were unhappy with him when he heard the bed springs in the next room.
Gothtimus Prime says:
I had a dream that the kid who played Anakin Skywalker played me in the new Live action movie!! HELP!!
Jetplague says:
DAAAHHHHH!!! Not the Wheelie dream again! I need to find a girlfriend fast! Geezz...I hope this is sweat...
darkwind25 says:
I suuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starscream7 says:
......Ahhhhh!(Looks around) Fhew! For a second I thought I'd been replaced by someone of ACTUAL use...
Stormclash says:
"AAaaah!!! Oh man, I dreamed that I was a completely useless and annoying character in a kick-ass TV show and....oh, wait."
HookX5 says:
"MOM, DAD!!! I dreamt that I was never born or introduced into the universe as a baby in any respect...it's almost as if the last 10 years of my life never happened!"
devast8or says:
I had this dream that HMW was done for 5-7 days....whew, glad that was a dream...OR WAS IT??!!
Zeedust says:
Ghost: "Aaaaaay, Scrooge mon! Jacob Marley couldn' make it. I'm de ghost of Bob Marley!"
Daniel: "Wrong house! Scrooge is across the street!"
Marv says:
This room’s full of Decepticons who transform into furniture!!!! Really!!! Can’t you see them?!!!!
Zeedust says:
Daniel: "Letting me oversleep is one thing? But by *forty years*? Why not just change my name to Rip Van Witwicky?"
Nemesis Jason says:
Daniel: "There were girls everywhere...they were hugging and kissing me...it was horribul!"
Jetstreamx says:
Danial wakes up in the middle of the night to discover the one thing he forgot to get at the grocery store.
Danial: CHEESE!
Road Turtle says:
"Primer! PRIMER! And Red glowing Eyes!"
Daniel's reocuring Zombie nightmare...
Road Turtle says:
Daniel, "Waaaah! It was like a thousand monkeys suddenly cried out in terror, and were silenced all at once!"
Sparkplugg, "No more re-runs of MST3K for you young man!"
houndtw says:
I had the strangest dream! It involved a polar bear and Victoria Silvstedt, playmate of the year. . .
Zeedust says:
After watching all 52 episodes of Beast Wars back-to-cack in one sitting, Daniel's sleep cycle is a bit off, and his dreams...
Daniel: "It was Earth all along! Damn you dirty Vok, you blew it up!"
isaiahtay says:
While Daniel is at his mothers house,to his horror, he awakens from her texas,burn your rectum,homestyle,4 pepper,chili.
trailbreaker says:
Daniel realizes that Spike is playing "Michael Bolton's greatest hits" at 2:00 AM again.....
Road Turtle says:
"Wait! Arcee DID turn into a Mini-Van this morning. Dose that mean she's PREGNANT!?"
juggaloG says:
AAAH! Armada Sideswipe is ugly, and going to be released as a Universe Decepticon named Treadshot! HELLLP!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"AARRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH TOO MUCH VANILLA COKE!!!!!! I CAN'T CLOSE MY EYES!!!!!! OH MY GOD I CAN SEE MOLECULES !!!!!!!!
Pilgrim Paladin says:
Daniel: AAAAAAAARGH!
Spike: Son! What happened?
Daniel: I had the scariest dream, dad! I was surrounded by prehistoric men, and they were forcing me to kneel and worship before a Transformer that turns into a giant wasp!
Dirtbag says:
*typticon steals daniels most prized toy's*
daniel: He just took of like a theif in the night!
SoulReaver says:
Daniel finally understands how the 3 sea-shells work and replaced toilet paper on cybertron, and that if he wants to use Arcee's head he's got to adapt FAST as he's ruining her upholstery
(reference to The Demolision Man)
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
I can't sleep that Cure spider eating Robert Smith video creeps me out.Robert Smith eeee he's scary! But cool!
Binaltech Bombshell says:
Daniel dreamed of eating a huge marshmellow, and when he woke up one of his pillows was gone.
Dark Monkelus says:
Daniel: my god, it feels like I've been waking from this nightmare for eternity...
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Daniel was... unsettled, to say the least... when he woke to find "22/21 BECAUSE YOU ANNOY ME!" scrawled on his forehead.
kunesukwan says:
Daniel things he sees the female ninja Nightbird looking through his window
Dark Monkelus says:
Daniel had learnt a valuable lesson this day; although transvestites are a lot different to Transformers, they sure were impressed with his head master credentials
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Beep,beep,beep,
First D.J.: Rise and shine, campers, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
Second D.J.: It's cold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
First D.J.: Not hardly. So the big que
Castle74 says:
Ahhhhhhhh!! I'm still in this same stupid caption of this contest!! Kill me!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"AHHHHHHHHH I dreamed I was Fred from Armada.Yuck all those fried Milkways."
Road Turtle says:
Daniel: "AAaaaHHH!!! DAD! MoM! I had a horrible dream! Megatron attacked Autobot City, killed Prowl, Ironhide, and Brawn with one shot each! He then killed Prime and a giant planet tried to eat Cybertron...."
Spike: "It's ok, cal
Road Turtle says:
"Oh no!!! I forgot to tell Prime and Ultra Magnus about Megatron's plan to attack Autobot City tommarrow! Well, I guess I could tell Hot Rod in the morning when we go fishing..."
A decision that Daniel Witwicky would soon regret for th
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
FINALLY! After years of waiting,Daniel stays up til 3:30am watching the last 5 episodes of Beastwars season III!
But now the wait for a boxed set of Beastmachines.
DeltaSeeker says:
Ack! I tried to sleep with my eyes open, but now they've dried up and are stuck! Visine!!
Road Turtle says:
"No Arcee!! It's 1 am and I remember what happened the last time you wanted Springer to check your oil!!! Lady I'm just a kid, and you're just wrong!!"
(the perils of being Arcee's head)
Road Turtle says:
"AAAHHH!!! I turn into the head of a girl!!!Dose that mean I'm a crossdresser!"
(Daniel rethinking being Arcee's head)
Road Turtle says:
No Wheelie!!! You're too big to sleep with me! Now get back in the garage!! Dude it be like waking up next to a Mini-Cooper!
Road Turtle says:
What's all the racket out there!! You'd swear Unicon's eating the place from all the noise!!!
Road Turtle says:
Shut Up!!! Can't a whiny annoying side kick with bad hair get any sleep around here!!!
Road Turtle says:
AaaaHHHH!!! I'm still in the same photo caption!!! Make it Stop! Make it Stop!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Daniel dreamed he was in a Hollywood movie, and that he was the star of the movie. This really blew his mind, that he- a purple-clothed fan-loathed whining punk- could be the star of a Hollywood movie. But there he was.
DeltaSeeker says:
Mom! Why did you put frilly curtains in my room? And give me silk pajamas? And why did you change the name on my birth certificate to "Danielle"?
ArctosPrime says:
*Daniel, what's worng sweetie?*
Daniel, in a waify voice: i see Winy little punks
Dark Perceptor says:
Spike: Daniel whats wrong?
Daniel: I dreamt that millions of TF fans wanted to kill me!
Spike: Sorry son, that was no dream!
Tzarinchilla says:
Daniel: Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Spike: Whats up daniel?
Daniel: Sorry I just had a dream that I had to have my conscience transfered to a Transformer made out of spare autobot parts!
Spike: Shut up and get back to sleep boy, or you'l
badjimmy76 says:
hey, I just realised that the decepticons are totally incapable of following the most basic plans to dominate the earth without f***ing it all up.
Kal-Seth says:
Spike: Mom! Mom! help theres Hair growing near my fire man"
that night spike elarned about the special change boys and grisl go through
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel could not fall back a sleep.He was haunted by a reoccurring dream.Insecticons Kickback Jello wrestling Bumblebee.
Descybner says:
He finally find out that he became a
!!!TEENER!!!
Life is horrible isnt it.
Descybner says:
After a nice day of playing and fun Daniel almost fell into sleep, when;
' AHHHH!!! Forgot to do my homework!! My teacher s gonna kill me!'
Hmm, this sounds like old stuff.
The Starscream Armada says:
Awakening in a cold sweat, young Daniel Witwicky takes his dreams to heart and makes a decision that would change his life forever.
In order to escape the shadow of his famous father, Daniel decides that his only chance is to join the organisation know
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Right hand in a pale of warm water. The bed is wet."
"DAMN THAT STARSCREAM AND HIS PRACTICAL JOKES!!!!!!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH I DREAMED I WAS KICKER!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Dark Monkelus says:
Daniel really hoped it was a caterpillar crawling across his cheek & not the on-set of eyebrowtis
fuzzy butt says:
great hair $20
blue bed sheets with matching pj's $220
the look on Daniel's face when we glued his water spout to his belly button.
PRICELESS
fuzzy butt says:
(from outside window) rumble" hows diz susposta work again?" starscream" Be silent rumble! now just put the rubber underpants on while I rub butter on my butt."
fuzzy butt says:
"In the Navy, u sit up in bed. U wish you had gone Army instead.In the navy
1 2 3 4 " Damint Bumble Bee would u just go to sleep!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Late at night Daniel awakes,he's hungry.
He craves flesh,HUMAN FLESH!!!!!!
Demona says:
huh? oh no what time is it!? *looks aty clock* aaaaahhh! 6:30 am! i missed transformers energon! (only those on the east coast understand this)
Slamdance says:
Daniel awakes sudennly rubbing his fingers together, ''hmmmmm a hope this is just swet''.
fuzzy butt says:
" Hush little baby, don't say a word. Never mind that noise you herd. Its just the Beast under your bed, in your closet and your head!!
Exit light enter nigght, grain of sin were of to never never land"
fuzzy butt says:
Daniel finnaly realizes what HomoInseflaHerpaGonnalNecrosis is and why he should have washed his hands before eating
fuzzy butt says:
Daniel finds out that bed bugs are real and that they crave the other, other white meat.
fuzzy butt says:
Daniel awakes rembering that he had forgoten to plug in the autobots battery charger when he left for home.
Yodaman says:
AHHH! Dad! I had the nightmare again! The one about the annoying rhyming Autobot!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"What was I thinking going to bed now Sealab 2021 is on in 15 mins."
spider_j says:
While doing his 'manly stuff' under the covers, Daniel accidentally pulls 'Little Daniel' off.
Dark Monkelus says:
Every night it was the same, just as Daniel almost figured out the transformers continuity he woke up
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
In the still of the night I hear the wolf howl,honey.Sniffing around your door.In the still of the night I feel my heart beating heavy.Telling me I gotta have more.In the shadow of night I see the full moon rise.Telling me what's in store,My heart st
The Starscream Armada says:
"Alright! Who put the Galvatron figure under my pillow again?!"
*Mini-Cons snicker in background*
Casual Matt says:
Oh, man. What a crazy dream. "Transformers Armada". What the hell was that?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel was both suprised and injured when Sunstreaker and Sideswipe preformed WassssssssssssssssssUppppppppppppppppp! on Daniel from the top of a local Arby's.
Daniel spent sevral months in a body cast in bed.
JETFIRE-Alt says:
nnNNOO! Oh, it was just a dream! I knew OPTIMUS could never be a Stupid MONKEY!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
It happened late one night,Daniel awoke and instantly knew HE was Lord of the Dance!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel found it hard to sleep after watching that god aweful MTV:VMA's.
Me too.
Replicator says:
AAAHHH!
MOM I had this horible dream I was really human, 'huh' I am human aaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhh!
Binaltech Bombshell says:
After crossing the Cybertronian Mafia, Daniel woke to find Wheelie's head in his bed.
Manchester Devil says:
I dreamt that Rob Ruffs did the Megaman Zero designs!
*Looks at MMZ artwork*
WHY GOD! WHY! WHY ROB RUFFS!!??
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Booming voice from above,"GET UP DANIEL ENERGON IS ON @ SOME RIDCULUS NEW TIME YOU DO NOT WANNA MISS IT!"
Sinister Mentor says:
"Dr... Dru... Dru... DRUGS!"
-Daniel after discovering that somebody had taken the stash under his pillow.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel awoke in the middle of the night sweat pouring down his head.He had experienced a horrible dream his hair had been parted poorly.Thankfully he had awoke to find it was alll a dream.His hair as usual was perfect as it always had been.As it always wo
chi-chi says:
(waking up after one of those dreams)
daniel: optimus? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Mest4life135 says:
"omg i just had a dream i saw mommy and daddy hugging eachother and moaning"
"oh son that was no dream you can take my word for that ;)"
Mest4life135 says:
"Oh ya thats the spot.....right ther.....HEY! wat did u....?" *looks under the covers* "wha...wha....WHAT HAPPENED TO MR.TWINKIE?!?!?!?"
Mest4life135 says:
"ahhh i just dreamt i was amuro ray!!!!!!!"
*looks in mirror*
"THAT WASNT A DREAM!?"
Mest4life135 says:
The one moment of a boys life to be remembered (spikes wet dream about arcee)
Pokejedservo says:
Is it me or does this pic make him look an awful lot like Amuro Ray?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Pffft
"Oh christ somebody farted,it wasn't me and I'm alone in the room.I think."
Bloodlust says:
Daniel realizes there's an evil monkey trying to kill him in his closet also
Acelister says:
The insects in the Witwigy household decided to open a strip-joint in Daniels room...
Acelister says:
Daniel knew that if he pretended to sleep, the toy's would come alive. Little did he know, the Sharkticon action figures would take offence at being fooled...
Acelister says:
Spike: "I knew we shouldn't have bought him that Final Fantasy VII..."
(What? You never acted like this at that one part?)
Nemesis Cyberplex says:
Ah, not again....no, wait, don't go...please stay...I have reserves!!
(American Pie reference)
Dark Monkelus says:
(from out of shot) sky-dive & slingshot: hey kid, that's our oversized skirt... boy, if we had arms!!!
Dark Monkelus says:
Daniels night visits from the invisible man would haunt him 'til his dying day
Happy Noodle Blacker says:
Daniel woke up in Wheelie's room dressed in purple satin pajamas and Wheelie lying next to him, smoking a cigarette. Daniel: What the--?!
TheRoMan says:
AHhhhh! Mr.Jackson, what are you doing with your clothes off? I thought Wheelie said Neverland was fun!
Sinister Mentor says:
Daniel: What happen?
Bumblebee: Somebody set us up the Decepticon!
Bumblebee: We get signal!
Daniel: Main screen turn on!
Daniel: It's you!
Megatron: How are you gentlemen?
Megatron: All your energon are belong to us!
Daniel: What you say?
Me
Powerstorm says:
Daniel was starting to regret killing Kenny. So he had a few drinks, and now he sees Cartman pointing and saying, "Oh my God! You killed Kenny!"
Acelister says:
In a dream, Daniel realized how to get 200% fuel efficency from Dark Matter...
Shin Kuragami Meister says:
Daniel: no don't...... don't.... AAAAAAAAA!
Spike: DAniel what's wrong?
Daniel: I dreamp that, Starscream was really Barney... it was horrible....
Spike: it was just a dream go back to sleep... (while spike was walking away, daniel saw
juggaloG says:
Daniel: AAAAH! I just had a horrible dream; I dreamt that Hasbro released a bunch of Beast Wars repaints into Armada & Universe!
Spike: That wasn't a dream. It really happened. With Optimus Primal, Predacon, and Razorclaw, among others.
Dan
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Ever since Daniel was abducted by the Qunitessons,and hooked up to their dream machine,he's been having this odd dream about a Quintesson in a sexy red teddy stuffing little Wheelie's in his nose.In the dream the Quintesson tells him,"My na
Damolisher says:
Daniel: "Dad, I just had the most horrible dream that this obnoxious, deformed orange rhyming smurf joined the Autobots! He was so annoying he made ME look tolerable! What do you say to that?"
Spike: "You get ship if I get trip!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"One,two Freddy's coming for you........" SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH
"Three,four better lock your door......."
Freddy,"AH SCREW IT I AIN'T WAITING TO GUT YOU!"
trailbreaker says:
Daniel wakes up in a cold sweat, realizing that he blew his month's allowance on Energon Prime, the crappiest TF figure ever created....
trailbreaker says:
Daniel realizes he forgot to take the safety pins out of his new designer pajamas.
trailbreaker says:
"I had a dream that John Kerry was in Vietnam shooting himself in the A$$ to win a Purple Heart! AAAAHHH !!"
Lord Starscream20 says:
DAD! I just dreamt that Galvatron was White and blue, and Rodimus was friends with Scorpinok and the Quintessons...
(Energon refrence)
Mystery says:
Daniel's reaction to remembering that he hid his vegetables under the bed a few months ago.
day92 says:
Man I dreamed that Bumble Bee and I got zapped in time and bumble Bee was a horse name Rumble Pee because he peed every time he got scarred. The area we were in was filled with Decepticons and we were not ever able to get anywhere because Rumble Pee alway
Nuke Mayhem says:
Fanta Girls-......"Fanta fanta, don't you wanta, fanta, fanta. Fanta fanta, don't you wanta......"
Daniel-"Leave me alone! God, you suck worst then me."
Sinister Mentor says:
NOOO! NOT THA.. Wait... Phew, it was just a dream! Albeit I wonder why I dreamt that Megatron's head looked like that of an elk...
(Transformers Armada related)
Damolisher says:
Daniel: "Ahhhh, Dad, I jsut had the most horrible dream! There was a really crappy episode of Transformers called Carnage in C-Minor and the animation mistakes weren't bad, they were unforgivable! Brawn and Huffer arise from the dead to help Bon
Road Turtle says:
Wait, if Arcee's not really a girl, but a robot who looks and sounds like a girl; dose that really mean she's a boy?....but wait, Rodimus and the other Autobots arn't really boys eather but robots who look and sound like guys...so dose that
Road Turtle says:
Wait! If Arcee's a girl bot, and I'm her head. What happens when she kisses a boy bot?!
Road Turtle says:
What is that beautiful house?!
Where dose that Highway go to?!
Am I right..or am I wrong?!
MY GOD!....WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
(Arcee's talking head)
Road Turtle says:
Mom! Dad! I had that nightmare again! The one about being a badly drawn 80's cartoon with big robots!
ReinaHW says:
As Daniel's TV turns itself on, waking him up, he remembers the phone call a week ago that had said "7 days"
ReinaHW says:
"MUM! DAD! THERE'S SHARKTICONS UNDER MY BED!" "Told you we should have just attacked the little creep the instant we came in" "Well waste not, want not"
Kevinus Prime says:
"Oh! Dad! Uh, your Playboy? What do you mean the centerfold's stuck together?"
Kevinus Prime says:
Danial is startled when the head of Battle Unicorn is laying on his bed....
Kevinus Prime says:
"Wheelie! Wha-what are you doing with my bat? Don't come any closer! Stop! Please! AAAARRRRGGGHHHHH........"
Kevinus Prime says:
"Oh, man, what a nightmare! I dreamt Optimus died and was replaced by a LOSER!"
-Ry- says:
spike "Carly I had one of those dreams again."
Carly "Dammit spike I told you to quit looking at that before carly archive, you could never score with those chicks it's a sham get it."
Spike "LIES LIES!!!!"
Wing Zero Custom says:
Arcee: Aha! I've busted you, little pervert! Now put your hands away!
DeltaSeeker says:
The employees of Monster, Incorporated update their practice room to account for a new world to scare...
HeliconAutun says:
Daniel: "Oh my god! I just had this dream about Galvatron being Megatron!"
Rodimus Prime: "Um.. Daniel? We've known that for a while now.."
HeliconAutun says:
Daniel: "Help! I'm drowning in my own bedroom!"
Carly (to Spike, downstairs): "I told you we shouldn't have bought him blue sheets".
Spike: "It was either that or red sheets. And then he'd be waking up screaming t
HeliconAutun says:
Daniel was terrified when he woke up to find that someone had stolen his favourite pen from his breast-pocket.
HeliconAutun says:
ARGH! I just had a nightmare that I'd lost all my really formal nightshirts! What a vision! :(
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
The Daily Home Paper
In 1987 angry fans stormed Transformers child star Daniel Witwicky's home in the middle of the night and killed him.They blamed him for the cancelation of their beloved series in it's 3rd season.Now 17 years later,no one ha
crazyfists says:
"Argh. I had that dream again where I was forced to be Arcee's head...and why am I covered in a stinky substance?"
Daniel learned a very important lesson - lay off the drugs and Arcee is the only one who could truely love a loser such a
Dark Monkelus says:
whilst leaning at 10 degrees, Daniel was suddenly shocked to realise he'd misundterstood the concept of angling
Operation Ravage says:
"Aaaaahhhh! I'm having that dream where I blow myself and Wheelie up again for some reason!"
spider_j says:
Arcee: Do you have a major thigh cramp, or are you happy to see me big boy?
Daniel: Dammit Arcee!! I ain't Hot Rod or Springer!!
rotorstorm says:
Grimlock I thought I told you to stop marking your territory in my room!
Mkall says:
Bumblebee (offscreen): Danger Will Robinson, Danger!
Daniel: How many times have I told you not to wake me like that!
Bombzab says:
mrph..ermm...AAAAH, NOOOO!!! Huh!? Whaa...well that was wierd...I dreamt that Springer and Ultra Magnus and Arcee and the Dinobots were dancing with broken washing machines with some Wierd Al song in the background while some giant planet that ate other p
Powermaster Jazz says:
Wheelie waking up in Daniel's body: What the f*** this really sucks!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Daniel was so set on becoming the next Placido Domingo, he even practiced in his sleep.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
In the middle of the night Daniel chokes to death on his vomit.
Oh wait that's not Daniel's dream its MINE!
Lambda Futile says:
Daniel: "I simply can't shake the feeling that I'm the subject of some strange caption competition"
Dark Monkelus says:
as Spike burst in the room Daniel really hoped the blanket covered his super human erection
Omega Sentinel says:
AGGGHHH...I dreamed Hasbro started making nothing but Pretenders, Micro Masters and Action Masters. They were cheap and dumb and kids hated them and the G1 toy line was cancelled and this show was cancelled and I lost my job... *sigh*
Thank goodness it w
Dinictus says:
Every night he would wake up, screaming, crying. No longer would he be able to dream, no longer would he be able to rest. He became a laughing stock at school, with the Autobots.
"You bought an N-gage, didn't you?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!huf......huf......huf......I...I...had the Bjork dream again."
OP Prime says:
Daniel Finally realizes how strange his headmaster partnership is. Being a male human and partnered with a Female Autobot. Why couldn't he be Hot Rods Targetmaster? Why? It haunts him late at night waking him from nightmares of what might have been a
USDA Prime says:
Hush little baby, don't say a word.
And nevermind that noise you heard.
It's just the beasts under your bed.
In your closet, in your head.
Dark Monkelus says:
Daniel: Don’t you worry!
Its gonna be alright
‘cause I’m always ready,
I won’t let you out of my sight.
Spike & Carly really hated Daniel's 'David Hasselhoff' phase
Dark Monkelus says:
the pain as Daniel sat assured him; 'mini-autobots' was an ironic title
Acelister says:
Spike: "Its his own fault he's stuck like that.. He picked up the other phone when I was in the middle of a dirty phone call to his mom..."
Scatfan04 says:
Daniel: Dad, can you tell Jazz and Blaster to trun down that music? I'm trying to sleep!
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Mom! Dad! I drempt Galvatron was coming to get me!"
Galvatron: "Don't be silly, go back to sleep..."
Acelister says:
Daniel: "The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire!!"
Autobot outside window: "You don't need no water, let the..."
Daniel: "Inferno!!"
Acelister says:
Daniel: "I wonder why this channel is scrambled...? Hey, it looks like a guy has had a snake bite... Good thing that woman is there!"
Acelister says:
Daniel woke up to find his life-size Autobot figures gone...
Daniel: "I knew I thought I heard a Middle-Eastern person dragging 2 large things out of my room...!"
Bruticus Buckeye says:
Daniel, "Yearrgh! I just dreamed that, by 2005, kicka$$ cartoons with transforming robots, kung-fu reptiles, and barbarians who 'had the power' were replaced by some BS called 'political correctness.' It was awful! Earth-friend
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel had been frozen like this staring into space ever since Kup told him exactly how Transformers are made.
mizike595 says:
Daniel is finally told the horrific truth: that his real father is Chip Chase.
Amelie says:
Daniel: DAD!!!! There's some crazy stuff coming out my nob! It looks like milk!
spider_j says:
Dniel finally realised what they meant when they said Arcee was a 'Headmaster'.
Demona says:
zzz.... huh? wha? oh, man! what time is it? *looks at clock* 6:30 am!? AAAAHHH! ive missed tranformers energon! (only those on the east coast understand this.)
Shermtron says:
Daniel:Omg its not a nightmare they gave shatner another show!!... AARRRGGG!!... KHAN!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Daniel spends the night in the Amityville house.
2:10am
Daniel,"SHE WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD!!!!"
Daniel,"I'M MARRIED TO JAMES BROLIN!!!!!!!"
DeltaSeeker says:
Daniel: "Dad! Can I have a drink of water?"
Spike: "Dammit, Daniel, how old are you?? Get it yourself!"
Cyros says:
Daniel: AHHH!!! THERE ARE SPIDERS IN MY BRAIN!!!
Tarantulus: Don't be silly, boy.
Topnwe says:
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! i just realized that Beast Wars is the pinnacle of transformers, and now that it's gone, nothing will ever be as good!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Shadowman says:
It was a dream involving a paintball gun, the Matrix, Tom Cruise, floating computers, and Megatron. You'd be scared, too.
Silent says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Kupp and Arcee were making out!!!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Jaw Crusher says:
Ah, nothing says 'utterly annoying kid sidekick' like purple pajamas and frilly curtains.
Acelister says:
Daniel: "DAD! I drempt there will be... No Mini Cooper Alternator!"
Spike: "Thats just silly, son... Now lets watch some TV to settle you down."
*Spike turns on the TV*
Newscaster: "This just in... There will be no Mini Coop
Acelister says:
Daniel: "Optimus, what are you doing?!"
Prime: "K'mere Elita One..."
Daniel: "Damn you Slingshot!"
TF2004 says:
OH MY GOD!!! I just remembered that I FORGOT to watch Transformers today! And there are NO RERUNS! The horror! The agony! :(
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Preists,"The power of christ compels you,the power of christ compels you,THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Daniel,"What an excellent day for an exorcism,forever will this child be trapped in this prison."
Carly,"Oh fathers my so
ReinaHW says:
Sunstreaker watching from a window as Daniel wakes up "Heh, bet he didn't like that blast of water up his-" "Brother! Stop tormenting the target practice!"
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
If Daniel doesn't wake up screaming... he won't wake up at all.
Ratbat says:
YAAAAAAAAA!!! Aw, man...that was some dream I had! I was in a swimming pool full of hungry and angry Sharkticons...and they were COMIN' AT ME!!
