Decepticons after a party

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

What the retardacons do in their free time: get drunk

trailbreaker says:

“Rumble put your toy cars away next time !!”

Road Turtle says:

Megatron (off screen), "You failed me for the last time Starscream!"

Starscream, "Oh shut up, you over-sized minicon!"

Megatron, "What did you say!?"

Road Turtle says:

Rumble, "...and this is why you're uncrasimatic!"

Starscream, "Shut up, or I'll have you unspooled!"

BG the Robit says:

Rumble: Ugh..*hand to head*Where-where are we?
Starscream: How should I-*hic!* Shit.
Ramjet: *blinks rapidly* Ulgh.. *gurgle* Ulp! Blleeeeaaaaahh!!
Ravage: *walks in* Aw, man, really! You hurled on me!

Nemesis Maximo says:

So THAT'S what gasoline does to a campfire...

Optimum Supreme says:

I heard they were bringing back Battlebots, but I didn't expect this!

ultraprime0914 says:

StarScream: Damn thats some party

Transformation619 says:

Rumble: get up guyzzzz!
Starscream: woah ...i*hiccup* want more beer??? *hiccup*
Ramjet: sure buddy!
Rumble: fine but let's make it quick!

Ravage comes along
Ramjet look it's ravage, want some beer?
Ravage:*tipical growling sounds* (Tra

Zeedust says:

Starscream: "Oooh... I guess we know what kind of drunk Trypticon is now..."

Ramjet: "I got news for ya, boss... He's like that sober!"

Judynator says:

The TF Robinsons Family

DeltaSilver88 says:

After this Starscream, Ramjet and Rumble swore off keg parties for the rest of their lives...

luevanoalx says:

RAMJET:UGH.....
STARSCREAM:WHAT HAPPENED????
RUMBLE:THOSE FEDERALES ARE NO JOKE.....

gauthic_angel7680 says:

rumble: man that was some massively awsome sh*t.
ramjet: hey here comes ravage. let's feed him some of this crack and see what happens.
starscream: yah that sounds like fun. here kitty, kitty.

azraelus says:

Starscream:Oh I am so slagged. No more energon whisky

Marv says:

Failed Energon Conservation Plan #122: Medieval Catapult-Assisted Launch (MCAL)...

Marv says:

The disastrous aftermath of Starscream's first attempt at model building...

Marv says:

On second thought guys...let's just fly to work as we usually do.

Marv says:

No, I said: "cut the RED wire!"

Zeedust says:

Ravage: "They're DEAD... I TOLD you we should have gievn them a canary before we sent them down here!"

Buzzsaw: "And I said yu could kiss my feathered butt if you thought I was really that crazy!"

Tiedye says:

The Decepticons try to copy the show JACKASS and send each other flying useing a catapult.

Tiedye says:

During some leisure time the Autobots like to learn about middle age weaponary. The Autobots decided to test it out on the Decepticons. Here we see the results of the catapult.

MechaDoom says:

Starscream: Owww... did anyone get the licence plate of that car?

Zeedust says:

Starscream: "Okay... so much for Monstructor. Next warhead launch will be held OUTSIDE, rain OR shine!"

Anonymous says:

Starscream: That must've been the best drinking contest I've ever contended... too bad I can't remember it...

Shadow Fox says:

Starscream- Where..where are we? Rumble- I'm not sure, Megatron's party is the last thing I remember. Starscream- Ya same, man what a hang over.

Punkbot says:

That was some good Energon where you get it Rumble?

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Ohhh man that was a hell of a party! Rumble: That's the last time I mix Vodka with my Energon! Ravage: So... finally come around? Reflector: Wait until I show you the pictures of last night's party! (shows them photos!) Ramje

BlItZeR says:

Decepticon kegger part 2

Minicle says:

Starscream: Megatron sure is crabby in the mornings.
Megatron: Dammit, wheres my Waxer?!

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Oh crap, guys get up. Megatron will be doing his weekly inspections in a few... guys ? Starscream & Ramjet: Will you shut up and let us enjoy our hangovers in piece ?

Anonymous says:

Ramjet: Why the hell did you grab Arcee by her rear-axle ?
Starscream: I wanted to ---- Hotrod off.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: That's it, no more Royal Rumbles for me.
Ramjet: Just shut up and let me enjoy my broken gyros in piece will ya !!

Anonymous says:

Starscream (in agony): So that's what the WWE mean with "Don't try this at home" RAVAGE: So you've finally figured it out eh ? Ya bunch of rocket scientists.

Anonymous says:

Starscream:*tries to get up but falls back down* Ahhhhh ---- it.

Anonymous says:

Whoa! Wasted!

Galvatron says:

STARSCREAM- Those damn Dudley boys can put anybody through a table!

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Now that was a helluva manhood party Starscream.
Starscream: You bet it was! Hookers, drinks, music and going to EVERY pub on all the streets on monopoly!
Rumble: Yeah, and we used Megatron's bank account all though the night!
Starscre

Anonymous says:

Who am I? I feal like I'm in a Armamda ep. That you Sideways?

Hot Shot says:

dude were so drunk

Anonymous says:

Starscream after he attempts to perform the dreaded F-5.

Broadside says:

OK OK lets watch Thrust in Armada you win!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Someone call us an ambulance! Hot Rod(off camera): You're an ambulance! HA HA HA!

Suzuki says:

RUMBLE: That’s the last time I let you guys into my tree house!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Oh man! All that energon had us eating wood. (burps up some 2x4s)Oh, I need to cut back.

Anonymous says:

Strascream: Oh, man I already regret being in a Jackie Chan movie as a stunt-plane.

Anonymous says:

(reflector when they wake up ill brive them with my pictures of yesterdays party.

Anonymous says:

It was then that Starscream realized he did a terrible wrong--he tempted everyone into drinking all the Energon they found, and thus, they became drunk.

Anonymous says:

Cut! Cut! Cuuut!!!!!!! This won't definitly be Jackass 2!!!

ionacus says:

starscream:anybody catch the name of that autobot that just kicked our asses

Anonymous says:

Ravage: "Did I miss something?"

Anonymous says:

Starscream: GOD just get me through this, and I swear I'll never drink again.

Ramjet: Why does my ass hurt?

Anonymous says:

You know, we're all high tech beings and all, why the hell did we just get our collective butts kicked by a wagon?"

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Memo to self. NEVER give Megatron Viagra again.

Anonymous says:

Ss: Mental note... "Never say how stupid Prime looks in Armada, to Prime's face. It makes him VERY mad."

Anonymous says:

STARSCREAM: Ooooh my head! RUMBLE: What a party, I can't remember a thing.... hey.... wait a minute!? Why the HELL am I laying down like THIS?!! RAVAGE: Purrrrrr! Purrrrr!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Damn it Ramjet! Did you have to listen to "Party Hard" by Andrew WK!?
Ramjet: Considering *hic* the mess we caused......*hic* I *hic* that is was a goo...*passes out*

little_fly says:

starscream: i fell so drunk"zzzzzzzzzzzzz"
ravenge : when will the other decepticon wake up ??

Anonymous says:

you hit that illegal stuff pretty hard starscream.
Starscream: Shut up I cant hear myself think!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Rumble: "Starcream!! You idiot! You should have not talk about Megatron's Mother like that!! Now he's really pi$$ED!!!"

Anonymous says:

Starscream and Ramjet after their Hazing night as pledges into the Decepticon frat DDD. You can't see it in the picture, but Starscream just got his pledge pin welded onto his left air intake. (Man, that hurts...)

Anonymous says:

ALL (drunkenly):"Got blood on your face. You're a big disgrace all over the place." *Rumble slips and falls on his face*

RandomFerret says:

"...And then the guy screams, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!', and the other guy says... something... something like 'Go home drunk!', but more funny. Heh heh, it was hilarious!"
--"ZZzzzZzz&a

BLACKBIRD says:

starscream to every1:hey i am gay

Anonymous says:

why do we allways get kicked out of our own parties?

gabriel says:

Starscream: That Blasted Plasma energy is Killing us!

Anonymous says:

I can't belive I ate the whole thing.

Anonymous says:

Rumble: "Dude... Ravage's drinking my puke."
Starscream: "Cool... Man, Ramjet's out cold."
Rumble: "Puss."

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I told you not to mess around with that control panneland what did you do you went off on a tangent with no regard for others and pressed the bloody button!!!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I told you not to mess around with that control pannel

Firestorm says:

1. Ummm, guys? Megatron knows that you're dying and everything, but he still wants this mess cleaned up.

2. The tag-team championship isn't going well for the Decepticons.

3. For no reason whatsoever, the barn explodes.

Galvatron says:

Scream: "damn...i told you not to drink all that energon, little man..now look, you're pukin' all over my chrome.."

Anonymous says:

Screamer:(singing) In the navy!....

Dynamus Prime says:

Starscream: WOOHOO! Let's do that again! Rumble: Crap, I think I'm gonna hurl. Ramjet: I can't feel my wing.

Sixshot says:

Starscream, Ramjet, and Rumble decided to play the Transformers Drinking game they found on the internet...

Sixshot says:

Aagh! Run away! (Think MP & the Holy Grail)

Soundwave says:

Starscream:I knew We shouldn't have drank those kegs Rumble:Whoa,Ramjet's going to be out for weeks

Anonymous says:

I'm not sure if you can call that good energon or bad energon, but holy $h!t what a trip!

Battle Angel says:

Ungh... so that's the Autobot's new weapon... an ox cart launcher...

Anonymous says:

2 Ox carts: $300
1 hideout from Megatron: $800
3 Vats of Vaseline: $2000
The look on Starscreamer's face when he wakes up: Priceless.

Vector Sigma says:

"Dude, this Frat party rocks!! Let's come here next weekend!"

Unknown says:

Starscream: Any more beer?
Rumble: No you drank it all
Starscream: F*ck! I'm thristy.

Anonymous says:

BOY ARE WE STONED OR WHAT!

Anonymous says:

They had made Ravage the designated driver, but forgot that he has no opposable thumbs, so now Ravage, being the only sober Decep within a 5 mile radius, just stands and laughs, especially at Starscream, who has energon crusted onto his face but is too dr

Anonymous says:

Why does my ass hurt guys? I don't know. Why does my ass hurt?

astrotrain's first friend says:

Starscream: Man oh man, Arcee's so goooooood! (Ravage walkes up to Starscream) You slept with the enermy?! Megatron's gonna hear about this! (runs off)
starscream: No wait! (arcee enters room and jumps on starscream) Want onother round?

TeleTran2005 says:

Starscream: Ravage, get us another round!

Pokejedservo says:

Theres a reason why Transformers never crossovered with the "Dead or Alive" fighting games. TINA ARMSTRONG WAS JUST TOO STRONG FOR THEM!

Anonymous says:

rumble: dudes.... how many beers did i have last night?

Anonymous says:

Starscream: See what happens when you pi$$ Fortress Maximus off!

Anonymous says:

" Optimus Prime is your new World Wrestling Undisputed Champion!!!!!"

Rodimus Major says:

a few of the decepticons were victims of the 9-11 attack

Anonymous says:

Starscream:"Jesus, how was I supposed to know Arcee was that strong?"

Anonymous says:

...hey. Wanna go again?

Anonymous says:

Starscream: woah Rumble i never knew you were so kinky

Anonymous says:

Rumble:This is y u morons dont fly intoxicate!

Unknown says:

Screamer: Whoo boy...No more Highly refined energon for me...

Anonymous says:

Starcream: Well, how was I to know that Perceptor had a 4th degree black belt in Cyber-Karate?!

Starscream says:

Starscream:owww!
Ravage:purr(cuddles with starscream).
Starscream: thank you ravage!

Anonymous says:

what did we do to deserve this?

Anonymous says:

The Deceptions made too many jokes about the Protectobots.

Dynamus Prime says:

Why Decepticons never join mosh pits.

Anonymous says:

Starscream had Firestone tires on his landing gear.

Anonymous says:

"DAMMIT, NO MORE TEQUILIA!!!"

Chachi says:

Starscream: "Why am I surrounded by idiots?"

Rumble: "Because we always buy the beer?"

Starscream: "Ah, yes..."

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Tornado surfing was a really BAD idea, Starscream! X.X

Anonymous says:

Friends, party, furniture all the elements of a good time, but if you smoke Crackergon u will ends up like this!

DEVASTAT0R says:

cuz i got high, cuz i got high, cuz i got hiiiiiigh

Anonymous says:

When the Decepticons heard that they would shrink 20 sizes and be ruled by the predicons in the new cartoon Beast Wars,
the result was devistating.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Whodathunk that IKEA furniture would be so fragile?

Anonymous says:

Support Rod A Goes into Slot B you morons!

ras says:

The decepticons, an evil race of robots bent on destroying the Autobot race; But have yet to master assembling Ikea furniture.

Anonymous says:

aaah the college years. nites of endless fun. mornings of endless agony

Anonymous says:

Ravage: I told you that henessey be getting a bot F**ked up.

Anonymous says:

Starscream, Aww man, what a night!

Dynamus Prime says:

Starscream: Man *hic* am I *hic* so WWWAAASSSTTTEEDDD!!*hic*

Anonymous says:

Ravage: I KMICKED ALL YOU LAME PEOPLES BUTTS!!!! OH YEAH!!!!
I WHIPPED YOU GUYS!!!!! MUHAHAHA!!!!

Anonymous says:

Ravage: For the last time, WHY DO YOU NEED A CATAPULT?!

Anonymous says:

Ravage: I told u guys not to insult Omega Supreme. But did u listen? Noooooo...

Anonymous says:

NCF VIKING is such a dildo-eater

Anonymous says:

How Decepticons get drunk.

Anonymous says:

Ravage: Well look at the bright side at least you guys arent hot rod !!

Mr. X says:

Starscream: "OK TRYPTICON! WE TAKE THAT AS A NO!"

Anonymous says:

Here are Starscream, Ramjet, Rumble and Ravage after getting drunk and annoying Omega Supreme

Pokejedservo says:

This is a potential reason why Kevin Smith & Transformers should never mix.

Anonymous says:

Star scream: That new energon refuels are really kicking. Rumble: Wooh man, I have a huge rush from this deep s£!t! Dirge: This rock is changing into some fµ©king strange s£!t. Oh no! its pulling on m

Anonymous says:

Ravage allowed himself a thin smile. Soundwave would love the video footage... maybe he could finally beat that loser Ratbat out of a job.

Anonymous says:

who wants to find out what happens to ravage, if we feed him crack?

Anonymous says:

Rumble: dont ya (hic) take that from dat punk screama mah boy
Starscream: of course not. i am (urp) the magnicifent starscream... i think. take this megatron. you suck (Starscream gets up and runs weavingly offscreen. There is a loud crash and he slams

Blast Cannon says:

I told you wood is not a nuclear weapon

Anonymous says:

Jedi vs. TF

Anonymous says:

rumble"hey starscream you fart? cuz it smells like the vasilene on ramjet dick

Anonymous says:

ECW! ECW! ECW!

Anonymous says:

What a party!!

Thunderstreak says:

The Decepticons attend their first and last Renaissance festivel.

Anonymous says:

Ravage: Fear leads to Anger...Anger leads to Stress...Stress leads to Doobies...And Doobies lead to Twinkies.

Anonymous says:

Cum here

Omega Prime says:

this sets a fine example of what will happen to you if you insult Omega Prime (beyond insults may result in greater tragedy such as death)

Omega Prime says:

this sets a fine example of what will happen to you if you get Omega Prime pi$$ed off(dising O.P. may result in greater tragedy such as death)

Omega Prime says:

this sets a fine example of what will happen to you if you get Omega Prime pi$$ed off(dising O.P. may result in greater tragedy)

Omega Prime says:

this sets a fine example of what will happen to you if you pi$$ Omega Prime off(dising O.P. may result in greater tragedy)

Omega Prime says:

this sets a fine example of what will happen to you if you pi$$ Omega Prime(dising O.P. may result in greater tragedy)

Spiderman says:

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy! and I got this cock way into that ass! I feel like doing that again! are the chicks still here?

Spiderman says:

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy! and I got this cock way into that ass! I feel like doing that again!

Spiderman says:

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy! and I got this cock way into that ass!

Spiderman says:

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock and its still beating red from the orgy!

Spiderman says:

those chicks we fµ©ked were the best! And you know what, the orgasm still on my cock!

Spiderman says:

I think someone poured some beer into our fµ©kin drinks!

whacko says:

On Starscreams birthday party Trailbreaker decided to spice up the punch with nitroglycerin..

Anonymous says:

"I told you that the port-a-potty disguise was a bad idea." says Starscream, as Fort Max walks from the flattened latrine.

Anonymous says:

Trajedy ensues when 3 Decepticons standing behind Tyripticon after the annual Cybertron Chilli cook off, lit a match.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: I thought that story about that human with that red cape and red boots was all but a lie.

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Ooohhhh.... Starscream, why did u had to call Metroplex, Fortress Maximus and Omega Supreme all a bunch of pussys!!

Anonymous says:

After the series got cancelled some of the Transformer could not cope with it.

Anonymous says:

Damn! Bumblebee has improved since he went to the Academy!!

The Matrix says:

Yet another side effect of Hunger. Eat a Snickers.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: "B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O... so eaaarrrlllyyy in the mooooorrrning!... damn. wrong song!"

Anonymous says:

Starscream did not know that the voltage is higher in Europe (See the movie "Top Secret"

FortMax says:

Starscream: Never EVER do that party trick again!

Anonymous says:

STARSCREAM:Why did MEGATRON had to stop the party?

Anonymous says:

"damn stripper was a bomb.."
(Starscream):"Did some say bong? Yeah bring me some mo of that sh!t!"

Ground Zero says:

Starscream: "Aaah, the walls are peeling..." Ravage: "I told you guys that was some bad sh*t"

Black Arachnis says:

RAVAGE: well, this is what happens when you tell transfans that they should get a life.

Hot Rodimus says:

the desepticons after that faitful 3 hour tour.

Anonymous says:

Grimlock: Me Grimlock FART Big. Nock Out All Decepticons

Shermtron says:

damn stripper was a bomb..

Anonymous says:

"ok now lets try some of this stuff" starscream
"what is it?" rumble

"its.......its....... its purple" starscream

Anonymous says:

A hard day calls for a hard Lemonade-flavored energon, make it MIKES!

magnaboss says:

Starscream:How about we try getting drunk after fighting the Autobots. Everybody: Nah.

Anonymous says:

Only then did StarScream realise that trying to take the Matrix as a pill was setting him on a bad trip...

Anonymous says:

Blast! You know this is why i hate flying!

Prowl says:

uugh...i feel soooo victimized....and my ass hurts

davewelttf says:

Starscream:Who took my beer? I had it right here!

Sheba says:

Starscream:ohhhh my aching.......MY WINGS!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY WINGS??!!!
Ramjet: ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz...

Anonymous says:

Did anybody get the plate number off that big red truck?

Anonymous says:

Uuuh...what a hangover!!...damn my head hurts!!!... Are u guys ok?...guys!!...GUYS!!!!

Stelartron says:

RAVAGE: I told you calling Metroplex a sissy was a bad idea.

Anonymous says:

Something painfully clear to all who veiw this, Decepticons throw the wildest parties!

Spiderman says:

my cock hurts from fµ©king those whores! damn was that some party!

Spiderman says:

thats your 20th can since this party started! got any more of those needles?

FortMax says:

Starscream: Who the hell invited Trypticon

RamJet says:

ramjet: ohhh.... what happend
starscream:uh... my mouth tastes like are ashtra
rumbel uh.... ravage go away i have to time for you
megatron: STARSCREAM! did u drick on that energon and blow up your spark

Anonymous says:

man i think we got the date rape drug.. whats it called?" ROOFIES! man my ass sure hurts.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: How many times do i have to tell you guys? NEVER EVER call Dinobots smelly and ugly!!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Medic! we need a medic!