The Ultimate Caption Contest
Devastator gets slagged!
189 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Transformation619 says:
Devestator: Nooooo! Not my cro-
Slag: Hehehe hope that helps your itchy crotch!
darth_paul says:
Devastator: Oh dear Primus no don' t use your flamethrower there! PRIMUS NO IT BURNS!
Zeedust says:
Oooh, that's gotta hurt... No wonder we never saw Devastator after the movie...
kanesomers says:
'Do I make you horny, bab---' Oh, that's terrible! Forget that I typed anything!
Judynator says:
Slag: LET'S PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
starscream_the_eternal says:
After weeks of constipation Devistator finally went in for a manual impaction removal.
Roadshadow says:
Devastator: Umm...what the hell are you doing?
Slag: I'm checking on your balls for cancer. They might be infected.
Starazor says:
About as bright as an extinguished candle, Slag took Devastator's insult as a request.
Kamakaze Thrower says:
A thousand "kick-in-the-jimmy" jokes came around after this picture was confiscated by the Cybertronian police.
Kevinus Prime says:
Times were rough for G1 actors after the series ended, as shown in this shameful film "Devvie Does Dinobots".
Byrerprime says:
Dev: If this is up as long as the last caption I'm going to be in serious pain.
Slag: Energon toy, Universe Buildtrons repaint, Universe Micromasters. And what do I get? A Cybertronian curse word named after me. How would you like it if I called y
snavej says:
Devastator: You not dinosaur, you horny armadillo with bad breath! Me Devastator roast you with your own flames one day.
Slag: You will suffer when friend Snarl arrive!
Devastator: 'Friend Snarl' no come - he no sleep with film producer,
snavej says:
Grimlock (out of shot, just been kicked in the belly): Urrgghh, you think this smutty? You no consider Spike Witwicky's soft porn pictures on Seibertron.com. Slag, you stop that right now or you get bad name!
hellveticon_06 says:
S: me slag will crush you down!
D: ...oh really, big bozzo--*OOHFGH*
(followed by a sound of a ringside bell)
S: HAH! who's big bozzo now!?!
snavej says:
Slag: Why they not allow us to combine into Dinoking? We could kick your ass easily then!
Devastator: Me not interested in hypotheticals. Me kick YOUR ass!
Ransom says:
Just to remind you all to read the warning next to the picture, and observe that captions which amount to written descriptions of a porno scene from some porno movie violate the spirit of the Ultimate Caption Contest. Thank you.
snavej says:
Devastator: Stop! This supposed to be kids movie!
Slag: Don't care. Haven't had any action since 1987!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
Most people bite the heads off their foil-wrapped chocolate bunnies. Slag decided to go one better.
Zeedust says:
Another day, another episode of "Cybertron's Funniest Home Videos." One day they'll run out of things to hit Transformers in the groin with... but today, sadly, is not that day.
Archanubis says:
Devastator learned the hard way not to call the Steelers "losers" in front of Slag.
atleast1 says:
Just kiss it once, just the tip, aw yeah...
Pew, now my thigh feels better, thanks Slag!
Silver Wind says:
Having dealt with Devastator for the moment, Slag turns his attention to the perverts... Hope you aren't one of them.
Vampire Hunter says:
Dev: AHH!! What the HELL are you doing!?!?
SLAG: Me just doing what Megatron is doing to Optimus Prime next to us.
Optimus:(off-screen) Oooh!! Yeah that's it...right there...ooh wait...a little lower...yeah, right there...ooooooOOOOoooh!right bet
snavej says:
Devastator: So, this why they call you 'Slag'? You very rough and dirty. Devastator likes you. Maybe we have casual relationship after big fight? What you say to that? Romantic energon bucket for two, sounds good!
Slag: The things me do
Magnus says:
Oh, don't worry, he doesn't bite. Just ignore him and he'll leave you alone.
snavej says:
Slag: I like to suck beryllium bologne!
Grimlock: Caesium salami!
Slag: Beryllium bologne!
Devastator: Kindly cease your dunderheaded prattling and pray let us continue our thespian task. Swoop, please descend so that I may smite you!
snavej says:
The 2005 Prom Night was wilder than expected. Autobots and Decepticons got down to some serious lovin'.
Damolisher says:
Devastator: You know, this powerbomb would look a lot better if you transformed into robot mode first!!!
SITHSCREAM says:
*Hits Slag In The Nose With News Paper* Devestator: No! No!Bad Slag, Down how many times have I told you! Bad Slag!
Screambug says:
Slag: "Bow wow wow!!!" (Wags tail)
Devastator: "Down, boy, down!!!"
Suddenly, Slag jumps onto Devastator and begins smelling his crotch.
Devastator: (thinking) "I should've changed my underwear!"
dabattousai says:
See the two loveable TransFormers get it on in this years academy award winning movie "Brokebot Mountain."
DeathBlast says:
Optimus Prime:"Oooh he hit hard,looks like he won't be getting up for awhile."
Megatron:Autoscum! "Wait a minute,theres a flag on the play."
Referee: " After the play... personal foul,unneccesary roughness,and unsports
DeltaSilver88 says:
Kup: "...and that's why you get penalty."
Slag: "But me no understand... me supposed to knock Devastator down during football!"
Kup: "I know. Now.. where the hell are my glasses?" CRUNCH
Slag: "...Oops. Slag make
Frobman says:
It is much more worse when Slag has been programmed to be a dogbot.
Slag: Where's the stick? Where's the stick? Where's the stick?
Jaw Crusher says:
Even after the Constructicons disengaged, all six of them were still talking with high-pitched vocabulators for at least an hour afterwards.
Zeedust says:
Few knew of Slag's ability tp combine with Devastator.
And those who found out usually needed therapy afterwards.
Silver Wind says:
Announcer: Oooh... And it looks like Devastator is down for the count after experiencing a powerful attack from Slag, ladies and gentlemen!
Devastator: (glare) I haven't lost yet!
Announcer: You will after Slag has run through you again...
D
Zeedust says:
Wow...
He his Devastator in the groin so hard his head flew off.
It's like Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots on crack.
galvanostril says:
grimlock: uurrgh... right in the dumptruck...
snarl: can't look away, melting optics aarrgh!
devastator: I'd cry, but there arent enough tears...
Zeedust says:
And THIS is why Bruticus and Menasor weren't involved in the assault on Autobot city. They valued their ball bearings too much to stay and fight after seeing this.
Anonymous says:
Slag: Can I paint his yoohoo gold? It's kind of a thing.
Devastator: How 'bout no, you crazy Dinobot *******!
Galvatron says:
DEVASTATOR: Slow down.. yeah that's it... ooh yeah... here we go now...ooohhh yeah
Anonymous says:
*A little nod to Major Payne...*
Devastator- "Megatron...I can't... feel my balls."
Megatron- "Devastator... they ain't there."
Anonymous says:
Devastator- "No! No! Anything but-" CLANG!!!
Devastator- "..."
Anonymous says:
Slag: O'Doyle rules! *raises fist into air* (mmmm....Billy Madison)
Devastator: I feel sick. *urk*
APOLLO says:
Slag to Devastator: "Wazzzzaaap" to Grimlock: "Grimlock!!! Get The Tables!!!"
Pokejedservo says:
I bet you that Neil Ross and Arthur Burghardt are now glad that there was no dialouge in this scene.
Anonymous says:
Slag: This is for Swoop! And Sludge! And Grimlock!
Grimlock(off-screen)Hey! Me supposed to say that!
Jeremy says:
nillsion from the simpsons comes: hey devasator catch the football
devasator: ok AHHHHHHHHHHH my grund
Omega Prime says:
Slag: me Slag crush your fµ©kin cock! Devastator: fµ©kin dino crushed my cock! what am I gonna do if I have to masturbate?!
Omega Prime says:
Slag: me Slag crush your fµ©kin cock! Devastator: fµ©kin dino crushed my cock!
Neotron says:
Devastator:Suck my dick!
Suck it! Suck it! Slag:
Mmmmm! Tastes like cicken!
Thunderstreak says:
Kup (offscreen): Oh, sorry! That's just his way of saying hello! Down Slag! Down boy! Heel!
The Chosen One says:
Devastator: This is my first time at a piercing parlor, you sure you know what you're doing? Slag: Me Slag do this lots. Do this for Menasor many times. Menasor: HEY!!!
FortMax says:
Oh my god, slow down! play with cybertrons moons, thats right...oh baby..I..uh...arg....hold, I'll get you a towel
Anonymous says:
Slag sic balls! **(watch the movie "Stand by me" to get joke)**
Silverwolf says:
Dev: I promise I won't let it happen THIS time Slag.
Slag: Okay, me trust you this time.
Dev: He, sucker. In more ways than one.
hobbes says:
Tell me where thew Key to Mextroplex:me Slag need to go now.'
Devestator:No aHole
Super Prime says:
Devastator: Oh yes Slag keep going. Grimlock (offscreen): Me Grimlock says that Slag is gay. Swoop (offscreen): Me swoop says Slag trying to hurt Devastator. Sludge (offscreen): Me Sludge says Slag is playing with Devastator.
Unknown says:
Devastator: this is the bad thing about Transformers.......no privates!!!
Anonymous says:
corny prono music
devs:yes! yes!
slag: me havent even done nothing yet.?
Windcharger says:
Devs: Yeah, keep it going Jenna (looks down) aw, Slag what are you doing?
Maxie-Astrotrain says:
Devestator: Alright thats it! The "Me droped contact lens" excuse is wearing really thin!!
Anonymous says:
while suffing the net Slag came across this battle photo of his last encounter with Devestator. He wondered why Wheeljack would put such a image on his XXX website.
Anonymous says:
Aww yeah baby suck it hard!! Suck all of it! yeah you like it don't yah!?
Slag: Me no have idea what you talking about.
Anonymous says:
Slag: When me Slag is done inflating this lifesized inflatable Devastor doll it will be the best practical joke ever!
MEGATRON says:
Slag, No! The recoil will be too muc.....ACK!!! I told you.
Slag "MHmmmMHMMHNMM" (Translation, My mouth is stuck closed)
Anonymous says:
Devistator:Dont suck so hard,Slag. You're cutting off the circulation!!!
Optimus says:
Devastator: Oh Slag, OH SLAG! Slag: Quiet! Me Slag no want others to know about this!
Anonymous says:
Me Slag, clean up room, put this here, maybe with square table next to it...
Anonymous says:
"Just don't let go while I try to impress those femme-bots over there."
Anonymous says:
Devistator thinks: This would only be better if I had a six pack on top of slag's head. :-D
rumble says:
*CRUNCH*
Devastator: NOOOO! I was going to make a baby Devastator tonight!
Slag: Excuse me!
Anonymous says:
Devastator: Prepare for Ejaculation!
Slag: Me slag no see nothing!
(TFMovie references)
Riseacon says:
Devestator: So, Suck on my green painted balls!
Slag: I told you to stop doing chef from South Park impressions when we make love!
JP says:
Defensor: "Arrgh!"
Slag: "Me Slag want to see you Devastator laught THAT off!!"
