The Ultimate Caption Contest
Dirge & Thrust dance (BW Neo)
156 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Trailblazer_is_Sakura says:
Dirge and Thrust: We're gonna rock and roll all night! And party everyday!
Zeedust says:
After their roles in Beast Wars Second had ended, the Seeker Wannabes tried deperately to find work... They almost wound up as the cut-scenes from Kappa Mikey when they performed this dance... But then the sushi improv troupe known only as the Widgets ste
Shadow of Lio Convoy says:
Thrust: I like to move it, I like to move it!
Dirge: I like to move it, I like to!
Both: MOVE IT!!!!
Zeedust says:
No matter how hard they trained, they couldn't quite master the shoryuken...
Starbeam says:
With our Tribal dance, we will summon the Seacons from the ocean, that they may crush the Maximals with their mighty combiner mode!
Hail, Seaking!
Zeedust says:
Dirge and Thrust, singing: "La cucaracha, la cucaracha, ya da dada dada da! La cucaracha, la cucaracha, we don't even know the words!" Galvatron, offscreen: "Mustn't kill them, mustn't kill them...&a
Anonymous says:
Dirge: Take that Mario! You'll never get up here to save the princess!! Thrust: Yeah! Don't even bother to climb!!
Zeedust says:
The chest-beating isn't at all imposing, but just wait until they start throwing barrels...
ionacus says:
thrust and dirge: to the theme of terrance and philip: @#$% you uncle @#$%er! megatron:morons
Anonymous says:
Thrust: C'mon Dirge! Keep this up and we'll get an MTV Award!
Zeedust says:
Thrust I'll forgive, but Dirge is a bit too playful for a guy named after a funeral song...
Zu Darkness says:
After watching the anime Child's Toy Dirge and thrust though it would be a good idea to practice the dance shown in the intro. Unforantally they wen't sucessful
Anonymous says:
We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind. Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance, well, there no friends of mine!
Anonymous says:
Curses that Speed Racer foiled our plans and won the race HA HA we shall have to try harder if we wish to defeat him next time he is on the track for otherwise we will lose and that will be bad and not good aaaah we shall get you next time Speed Racer and
Anonymous says:
oh and i think it would work if they fused with the fusion dance cause like Goku said you gota be the same... in their case their both stupid beyond limits.
Anonymous says:
Thrust and Dirge: And now, we bring to you, the all mighty.......hey, where'd he go?
Thrust: I bet he left since it took us so long to introduce him
Anonymous says:
Dirge & Thrust singing:"In the navey you get to sail the seven seas!"
dino says:
Dirge I look better then you Thrust: what no you don't I am the best one you ugly Dirge: were twin you just called your self ugly HaHaHaHa
Glen says:
"It's just a jump to the left."
"And then a step to the ri-ri-yi-yi-yiiight!"
gabriel says:
machine wars megatron(stomping in fury):Give Me new colors!
Thundercracker:yeah! me too!
astrotrain's first friend says:
Radio blares: Alright everybody now here we go! it's the brand new version of Dirge and Thrust, just stomp your feet and clap your hands c'mon everybody its the transformers dance! bounce in time to the beat hey! you do have to move your
Anonymous says:
thrust and dirge compete for superions attention to the tune of in the navy by the village people.
Anonymous says:
Reporter: And now we observe the male mating ritual dance of the Devepticon Seekers.
Thrust:I luv u Dirge! Dirge:I luv u Thrust!
Anonymous says:
Here are Thrust and Dirge doing poor impressions of Trunks and Goten off Dragonball Z!!
Anonymous says:
Dirge: We sure know how to dance Thrust!
Thrust: You said it my brother!
Anonymous says:
You put your right foot in the air then you shack it all about. You do the hocky pocky and then stink the enemy with your leathel arm pit then you will shurly win the battle. Thats the hocky pocky.
Speedbreaker says:
Dirge:"Ewww!"Thrust:"So THATS how the Maximals mark their terrirory."
Anonymous says:
Thrust and Dirge, captured and enslaved by the wicked intergalactic overlord....Richard Simmons
Anonymous says:
YAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!! we arent in RID! YOU GUYS CANT INSULT US!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Anonymous says:
Dirge: "Stop copying me!"
Thrust: "Stop copying me!"
Anonymous says:
Dirge&Thrust dance after a good fight for them but not the Maxemals!
Anonymous says:
*Sings Karaoke/Color OK* Yoko E Naneina ka! 3! 2! 1! 0! Kimi Wa Kowow, Kokoro nuna nani!
Anonymous says:
Dirge: Hey, Thrust, did you know that your left chest is not even with your right? Thrust: Shut Up. I can't believe that Toei couldn't get us some good animators and animation quality. Now we look as bad as the Headmasters!
Thunderstreak says:
Aaargh! They can put us in the entire Beast Wars II series, but Mainframe couldn't get us in ONE episode of Beast Wars! What the hell?!
Anonymous says:
Dirge: Yo, Thrust, Zogan's finally gonna make Daily Comics of us. Thrust: Yay! Let's dance! Hey, there's no Zogan here in Seibertron. Dirge: He's known as Zaruki here. Thrust: Oh.
Silverwolf says:
Dirge: Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.......... God I'm stoned.
Thrust: Me too. ...... I like cheese. ...... and joints.
Anonymous says:
Dirge:I can't believe Galvatron is making us do these stupid morning excercise programs so we can both be in
"BEAST WARS TWO"
Thrust:Really?Galvatron(in McBain's Voice):I WANNA SEE MORE SWEAT COMING OUT OF
YOUR COCK
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: DECEPTICONS! TRANSFORM AND FLY OUT! Dirge: Uh, first of all, we're not Decepticons, we're Destrons.
Thrust: Second, we have Predacon Symbols.
Dirge: And Megastorm can't Fly.
Dynamus Prime says:
Dirge: My 'pits are smellier than yours! Thrust: Are not! I haven't worn deoderant since my first appearance in G1!
Unknown says:
Two transformers posing for one of the Wrold's greates sculpture artist
Stelartron says:
Nature show host: Here's a rare sight! The mating dance of wild jet fighters!
Gupta says:
SINGING: Were you born...born, born, an @sshole, cuz you've been workin it yer whole life, anyway you've been tight, cuz yer an @sshole 2nite!
Snake says:
we can dance if we want to we can leave our cares behind cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then their no friends of mind
Anonymous says:
Thrust: God you suck at this game.
Dirge: yah cause some of us has to do some work around here, we can't all play Dance Dance Revolution all day.
Thrust:Yeah well your life just helped you lose
Dirge: you know I hate you
Anonymous says:
Can't Touch Dis, Deuh Neuh Neuh Neuh, Neuh-Neuh-Neuh! Neuh-Neuh-Neuh! Can't Touch Dis!
CapeMike says:
Thrust/Dirge: Everybody was kung-fu fighting, HOO...those cats were fast as lightning, HAA!...
Anonymous says:
For years they had boasted and quarrelled, but today would be the day when one bot would prove himself to be the TRUE lord of the dance!
Anonymous says:
George, George, George of the Jungle, George, George, George of the Jungle, George, George, George of the Jungle....
Sideshow Sideswipe says:
Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman,
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man...etc.
Anonymous says:
That Mr. Miyagi dud said if we did all thisstupid crap he'd show us how to kill the Autobots
Anonymous says:
Survivor 4:
Dirge: Keep dancing! maybe Galvatron will spot us./
After the completion of the TF series, Dirge and Thrust decided to try and make it in the
Theater./ Wonder Twin powers activate!
Anonymous says:
Survivor 4:
Dirge: Keep dancing! maybe Galvatron will spot us./
After the completion of the TF series, Dirge and Thrust decided to try and make it in the
Theater.
Anonymous says:
Dirge: AAAAAAGH! THERE IS ANTS IN MY NOSECONE! Thrust: Ooogh! Gah! Yaik! Who's -yeeeooows- bright idea was it to go sit on this -garrr- ANTHILL!
Anonymous says:
*STOMPS ON ALL WIND SHEER AND SKY FIRE TOYS*
Dirge: TAKE THIS YOU DANG RID TOYS! NO WAY YOU'LL STEAL OUR POPULARITY!!!
Anonymous says:
Hey, let's do our impression of Terrance & Phillip from South Park!
Shrapnel says:
Prepare for trouble! Make it double! To protect the world from devestation! To unite all peoples within our nati on ! To denounce the evils of truth and love! To extend our reach to the stars above! Thrust! Dirge! Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of li
Protofire says:
You put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you put your right foot in, and you shake it all about...
Fortress Maximus says:
Thrust: I hate it when he makes us dance for treats!
Dirge: You said it!
Optimus says:
Thrust: Get down get down Funkytowon! Dirge: Get down and get fun-kaaaay!!!!1
