The Ultimate Caption Contest
Fine dining ...
80 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Rainmaker says:
Skullcruncher: This is not easy to digest, waiter! I told you I have a touchy stomach!
Shuttershock says:
Looks like Freeway could use some...*puts on sunglasses*...GATOR AID.
Zeedust says:
This caption contest picture is retroactively dedicated o the loving memory of Steve Irwin. We'll miss you, Crazy Australian Guy.
Demonic Femme says:
"Aw-damn! That things breath really stinks! Oh my- ugh... think I'm gonna-" B'LEEEHHH!!!
Demonic Femme says:
Freeway, "Ar-Are you sure this thing's programmed to be nice?"
"Positive- he's really friendly! He just want you to feed him."
Magnus says:
Goldbug: "You wouldn't want to try this at home, but not to worry, folks. Freeway is a trained professional."
Freeway: "He's trying to eat me, you idiot! For the love of God, somebody get me out of here!"
Goldbug: "
Zeedust says:
And this, folks, is a demonstration of why beast modes are more useful than vehicle modes.
Anonymous says:
Skullcruncher: Mmm, Throttlebots! My favorite these days! I think they're even better than Minibots! CHOMP!
Freeway: Get yer jaws off my leg, freak!
Zeedust says:
"Wait, if you're named Skullcruncher, shouldn't you be biting off my... Wait, no, forget I said anything!"
Pokejedservo says:
Ehhh...lets just say that the cybertronian version of "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The" is NOT going too well...
Anonymous says:
Skullcruncher: I got leegs, I know how to use them Freeway: Last time I give you a ZZ top CD!
Anonymous says:
Skullcruncher: Hey! can you get your foot out now? The shooting is over!
Freeway: Thats easy for you to say! You open your mouth first so I can get my leg back you stupid croc!
Anonymous says:
Scullcruncher you dumb ass!! when I said BITE ME i didn't mean it literally!!!
Silverwolf says:
Dude. That's my leg. Get in a little closer.... more to the right..... perfect. COMENCE SUCKING!
Anonymous says:
Skullcruncher:"And when I get hold of Steve
'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin, I'm gonna do THIS!!!"
Freeway"Well I aint HIM!!!YAAAAAAAHH!!!!"
Anonymous says:
I'm sick of eating humans and junk all day, time to eat Autobots instead!
Stelartron says:
Skullcruncher: Hey, guys! Look what I got on E-bay! And in C-9 condition too! *cruch* Uhhhh...make that C-6 condition.
Anonymous says:
SKULLCRUNCHER: I'm sick of hearing about taking a bite out of crime. I'M CRIME TAKING A BITE OUT OF YOU,FREEWAY!
Anonymous says:
hmm, the guy at the mall said these snap on ankle braclets take a bit of getting used too.
Jackpot says:
Strangely, Skullcruncher found he arrived later when he took the Freeway to work.
Anonymous says:
Skullcruncher with Yogi Bear Voice: I can't believe my tummy, and it's yummy yummy yummy.
Ground Zero says:
Freeway: (Crocodile Hunter voice) An' eah we have one mean Decepticon croc lyin' eah! Ah, buggah! He bit mae!
Anonymous says:
hmmm....a but stringy a little much on the spice and way to dry but other than that every well done
Anonymous says:
Skullcruncher was well aware that iron was essential to a well-balanced diet.
Protofire says:
Anyone have Dental FLoss? I seem to have something stuck in my teeth...
Anonymous says:
Skullcruncher: I want your roller skates
Freeway:Hey I'm kinda attached to 'em...literally.
Skullcruncher: Fine! We'll do this the hard way...
Freeway: Ouchie!
devil prime says:
That's it. Keep pulling and you'll have my leg snapped back into position any minute now
Maxie-Astrotrain says:
Freeway: Damn!! Where is the Croc hunter when you want him? Steve: Im right here mate!..now folks as you can observe..
Bombshell says:
Skullcruncher:For lunch, I'll have the leg of Freeway, and for dessert, I'll have the rest of him.
DrSpengler says:
Is it just me or is something hanging off my leg? Eh, guess I'm just imagining things.
