>
shop.seibertron.com amazon.seibertron.com Facebook Twitter X YouTube Pinterest Instagram Myspace LinkedIn Patreon Podcast RSS
This page runs on affiliate links — your clicks may earn us a few Shanix. Want the full transmission? Roll out to our Affiliate Disclosure.

The Ultimate Caption Contest

Fine dining ...

Fine dining ...
80 comments
Hold up, recruit! You need to be a registered Seibertronian and logged in to drop your caption wit here. Click here to login or register
80 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Rainmaker says:

Skullcruncher: This is not easy to digest, waiter! I told you I have a touchy stomach!

May 1, 2016

Shuttershock says:

Looks like Freeway could use some...*puts on sunglasses*...GATOR AID.

Mar 23, 2016

gema says:

It's just a brand, crocodile, not LITERALLY!!

Jan 10, 2012

Zeedust says:

This caption contest picture is retroactively dedicated o the loving memory of Steve Irwin. We'll miss you, Crazy Australian Guy.

Jan 22, 2007

DestronMatrix says:

"crikey He's bitting me Leg off"

Aug 18, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

"Aw-damn! That things breath really stinks! Oh my- ugh... think I'm gonna-" B'LEEEHHH!!!

May 29, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

Freeway, "Ar-Are you sure this thing's programmed to be nice?"
"Positive- he's really friendly! He just want you to feed him."

May 29, 2005

Magnus says:

Goldbug: "You wouldn't want to try this at home, but not to worry, folks. Freeway is a trained professional."

Freeway: "He's trying to eat me, you idiot! For the love of God, somebody get me out of here!"

Goldbug: &quot

Nov 4, 2004

Zeedust says:

And this, folks, is a demonstration of why beast modes are more useful than vehicle modes.

Jun 1, 2004

Anonymous says:

Hey, you wanna leg or a wing?

Nov 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

CRICKEY!! look at the size of this beauty!

Aug 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Skullcruncher: Mmm, Throttlebots! My favorite these days! I think they're even better than Minibots! CHOMP!
Freeway: Get yer jaws off my leg, freak!

Jul 29, 2003

Zeedust says:

"Wait, if you're named Skullcruncher, shouldn't you be biting off my... Wait, no, forget I said anything!"

Jul 20, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

You cut me deep Skullcruncher. You cut me deep just now.

Apr 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

WAke up... IM not a chicken wing

Apr 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Delicious and nutritious, tastes just like chicken!! ^_^

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

How come it's so easy for Steve Irwin?!

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Lake Placid, transformer style!

Jan 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Lemme guess the wife is on strike again.

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

SC:"My favorite part of the Decepticon, the leg!"

Sep 19, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

I love chickens, Eddy!

Aug 26, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

GET THE $#%@ OFF MY LEG, YOU CRAZY TOURIST!!

Aug 26, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Ehhh...lets just say that the cybertronian version of "Crocodile Hunter: Collision Course, The" is NOT going too well...

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Cranky!

Jul 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Galvatron: Fetch Freeway Skullcruncher... ...good boy!

Jun 24, 2002

Anonymous says:

Damn it! This isnt how it went with the Crocodile Hunter!!

May 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skullcruncher: I got leegs, I know how to use them Freeway: Last time I give you a ZZ top CD!

Apr 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Momma said i need my iron!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skullcruncher: Hey! can you get your foot out now? The shooting is over!
Freeway: Thats easy for you to say! You open your mouth first so I can get my leg back you stupid croc!

Mar 10, 2002

Thunderstreak says:

Mmmm! Popeye's chicken!

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Scullcruncher you dumb ass!! when I said BITE ME i didn't mean it literally!!!

Jan 24, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Dude. That's my leg. Get in a little closer.... more to the right..... perfect. COMENCE SUCKING!

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Skullcruncher:"And when I get hold of Steve
'Crocodile Hunter' Irwin, I'm gonna do THIS!!!"
Freeway"Well I aint HIM!!!YAAAAAAAHH!!!!"

Jan 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

eat an autobot a day and keep the doctor away

Jan 11, 2002

Ultimate Optimus says:

Got yer bid toe!!!

Jan 7, 2002

Unknown says:

Galvatron: Yeah boy, gimme those roller skates he has on too!

Dec 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

I'm sick of eating humans and junk all day, time to eat Autobots instead!

Dec 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

Mmmmm...I just love the taste of an Autobot! :D

Dec 29, 2001

Unknown says:

Galvatron: Good Fetch BOy!!

Dec 20, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

Not as good as chicken legs, but they'll do.

Dec 17, 2001

Stelartron says:

Skullcruncher: Hey, guys! Look what I got on E-bay! And in C-9 condition too! *cruch* Uhhhh...make that C-6 condition.

Dec 16, 2001

Anonymous says:

SKULLCRUNCHER: I'm sick of hearing about taking a bite out of crime. I'M CRIME TAKING A BITE OUT OF YOU,FREEWAY!

Dec 14, 2001

Anonymous says:

hmm, the guy at the mall said these snap on ankle braclets take a bit of getting used too.

Dec 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

I found you!!!

Dec 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Freeway: Thanks Skullcruncher, that'll get the kinks out

Dec 11, 2001

Snake says:

apeface : no stupid goldbug not freeway , stupid stupid dog

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

Thanksgiving at the Decepticons
Save me a drumstick Skullcruncher

Nov 22, 2001

Jackpot says:

Strangely, Skullcruncher found he arrived later when he took the Freeway to work.

Nov 19, 2001

Anonymous says:

G'day! I'm Steve Irwin: PREDACON HUNTER!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

You can't eat me! I'm Sharon Stone's husband!

Nov 17, 2001

Optimus says:

AHHHHHHHHH!!! Get it off me man! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!!!!

Nov 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

The stick boy , go fetch the stick! No not my leg you stupid reptile!

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skullcruncher with Yogi Bear Voice: I can't believe my tummy, and it's yummy yummy yummy.

Nov 10, 2001

Kickback says:

Freeway's about to join his fellow throttlebots

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Freeway: Crikey!

Nov 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

mmmm.... Autobot drum stick.

Oct 31, 2001

Ground Zero says:

Freeway: (Crocodile Hunter voice) An' eah we have one mean Decepticon croc lyin' eah! Ah, buggah! He bit mae!

Oct 31, 2001

Anonymous says:

Dude, I don't go that way ;)

Oct 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

hmmm....a but stringy a little much on the spice and way to dry but other than that every well done

Oct 30, 2001

Duo says:

where is crocodile dundee when you need the bastard!

Oct 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skullcruncher was well aware that iron was essential to a well-balanced diet.

Oct 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

Thottlebots are good...I guanuteee

Oct 30, 2001

God Fire Convoy says:

*cowboy voice* Look ma! I cought me a nice big piece of cheese!

Oct 30, 2001

Unknown says:

(Fat Bastard voice): Get in my belly!

Oct 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

quick!!! Grab his shoes!!!

Oct 30, 2001

Protofire says:

Anyone have Dental FLoss? I seem to have something stuck in my teeth...

Oct 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

Mmmmm...nothing like a tasty Autobot to fill my belly!

Oct 29, 2001

Scrapper says:

Needs salt

Oct 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

MMM...tastes like chickenbot.

Oct 29, 2001

jamie says:

Left a bit, ah, that's better.

Oct 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

strange things are "afoot" around here

Oct 29, 2001

Raiden says:

dont worry i do this all the time

Oct 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

曙

Oct 28, 2001

Anonymous says:

Skullcruncher: I want your roller skates
Freeway:Hey I'm kinda attached to 'em...literally.
Skullcruncher: Fine! We'll do this the hard way...
Freeway: Ouchie!

Oct 28, 2001

devil prime says:

That's it. Keep pulling and you'll have my leg snapped back into position any minute now

Oct 28, 2001

Maxie-Astrotrain says:

Freeway: Damn!! Where is the Croc hunter when you want him? Steve: Im right here mate!..now folks as you can observe..

Oct 28, 2001

Bombshell says:

Skullcruncher:For lunch, I'll have the leg of Freeway, and for dessert, I'll have the rest of him.

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Yummy! Throttlebot!

Oct 27, 2001

DrSpengler says:

Is it just me or is something hanging off my leg? Eh, guess I'm just imagining things.

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

HEY!!! I WAS JUST JOKING WHEN I KICKED YOUR BUTT!!

Oct 27, 2001

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By [ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]


Transformers and More @ The Seibertron Store

Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #3 Cvr B Dark Horse Comics 2025 SEP241198 3B MOTU TMNT"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #3 Cvr A Dark Horse Comics 2025 SEP241197 3A MOTU TMNT"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TMNT Saturday Morning Adv ENDLESS SUMMER Cvr A IDW Comics 2023 JUN231427 Tango"
TMNT Saturday Morn ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #4 Cvr A Dark Horse Comics 2025 OCT241122 4A MOTU TMNT"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "USAGI YOJIMBO #23 IDW Comics 2021 AUG210593 (W/A/CA) Sakai"
USAGI YOJIMBO #23 ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #2 Cvr C Dark Horse Comics 2024 JUL241092 2C MOTU TMNT"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #1 Cvr A Dark Horse Comics 2024 JUN241135 1A MOTU TMNT"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #1 Cvr C Dark Horse Comics JUN241137 1C MOTU TMNT Ziritt"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #4 Cvr B Dark Horse Comics 2025 OCT241123 4B MOTU TMNT"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #3 Cvr C Dark Horse Comics 2025 SEP241199 3C MOTU TMNT"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "Vampirella Dracula UNHOLY #2 Cvr M TMNT homage Dynamite Comics 2022 NOV218081 2M"
Vampirella Dracula ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TMNT Saturday Morning Adv #16 Cvr A IDW Comics 2024 JUN241236 16A (CA) Schoening"
NEW!
TMNT Saturday Morn ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "TURTLES OF GRAYSKULL #1 Cvr B Dark Horse Comics JUN241136 1B MOTU TMNT (CA)Sakai"
TURTLES OF GRAYSKU ...
Visit shop.seibertron.com to buy "GARGOYLES DARK AGES #2 Cvr F action figure Dynamite Comics JUN230665 2F (CA)Moss"
GARGOYLES DARK AGE ...
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.
Transformers Podcast: Twincast / Podcast #382 - Vote or Die
Twincast / Podcast #382:
"Vote or Die"
MP3 · iTunes · RSS · View · Discuss · Ask
Posted: Wednesday, December 31st, 1969

Featured Products on Amazon.com

Buy "Transformers Attacker 15 Bania Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Authentics Grimlock Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Deluxe Class Dinobot Sludge" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of the Primes Voyager Class Starscream" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Deluxe Ratchet Action Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Generations Power of The Primes Leader Evolution Rodimus Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers: Bumblebee -- Energon Igniters Nitro Series Optimus Prime" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Power of The Primes Deluxe Terrorcon Rippersnapper" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Deluxe Class Breakdown Figure" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Generations Combiner Wars Devastator Figure Set(Discontinued by manufacturer)" on AMAZON
Buy "Potato Head Transformers Mixable Mashable Heroes as Optimus Prime and Grimlock Figures" on AMAZON
Buy "Transformers Platinum Edition Predaking Figure [Amazon Exclusive](Discontinued by manufacturer)" on AMAZON
These are affiliate links. We may earn a commission.
Details subject to change. See listing for latest price and availability.