The Ultimate Caption Contest
Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close
172 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Okay, now we kiss... no that's boring. Let's get drunk on eachother!
Rainmaker says:
Prime: You know your visor looks like it is blending in with my shoulder right?
Typhoon: HOLY
Zeedust says:
Heavy Load: "Come on, give us a smile..."
Prime: "I don't have a MOUTH, dumbass."
Evil Eye says:
Dont act all innocent with me. I know it was you who disabled T-AI's clothing protocols.
maroyasha says:
FC: Why are you looking at me like that?
BT: Fire Convoy you're my hero.
FC: Oh great. Another one quoting movies and junk!
Rodimus Prime says:
BT: "Is that the Matrix in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"
ACStarscream says:
"Smile at me like that all you like. I'm still not giving you a pay rise."
darth_paul says:
Optimus: Who are you again? And why are you smiling at me?
BT: You'll find out soon enough big bot.
tian17 says:
Yo Mama: The Cybertron Edition, in TF sickness week, on MTV
Prime: my mamas so gay shes gayer than gay!
Prowl: dude, silverstreak, i bet megaman could diss better than Prime
Heavyload: Ya know wat Prime, ur right! I'm yo mama!
Prime: HOLY
Flame Cheetor says:
Fire convoy:this place is getting hot!
Build typhoon:Yeah,it is!
Fire Convoy:You're naughty,and i like that.
Build typhoon:I was build to be a gay!
Roadshadow says:
Optimus: Uhh, Heavy Load? Why are you smiling at me that way?
Heavy Load: Oh Oppy...you're soooooo sexy...
Optimus: @_@
Jetplague says:
You know...in this light...with that visor....you look really, really, realy.....really.........really.....nice.
Unknown says:
prime, i loved the way you handle those decepticons out there.
thanks, i try my best
kiss me you fool! kiss me!
Unknown says:
BT: Did you know you have really beautiful eyes?
FC: Shut up and kiss me dammit!
Voyager Prime says:
Fire Convoy: The question is... do you feel lucky? (steps closer) Do ya, punk?
Build Typhoon: All right! All right! I'll never take sexy photos of Elita-1 again!
Fire Convoy: And...
Build Typhoon: And.. and "Beast Machines" was a
Not Sonic says:
oh typhoon i luv u so much i just want to... oh wait people are watching... "call me" he whispers
Marv says:
No sir, I DON'T want to buy a new trailer, I like my old one just fine. Now get out of my face!
Zeedust says:
Koji: "Do Autobot staring contests usually last five hours?"
T-ai: "The short ones do."
Koji: "I'll have my cell phone whith me. Call me when you're done."
juggaloG says:
Op: I like the yellow on you Build Team guys! Nice Wal-mart exclusive repaint!
HL: Thanks, op! I think we're the last of the RID line, BTW!
Op: Oh? too bad, it was a good line, even with the ugly Autobots! The Energon line is pretty cool, though, e
juggaloG says:
Op: I'm proud of what you & the rest of the Build Team did today, finally capturing Devastator once and for all. The Constructicons will have their ability to merge deactivated permanently immediately & will be imprisoned permanently. Good Wo
Nightshadow says:
Fire Convoy: I think its time i showed you how i feel about you.
Build Typhoon: Sir...you--
Fire Convoy: Are sexy? I know... now come..
Build Typhoon: No Sir, its your breath, it stinks.
Anonymous says:
Fire Convoy: "If you tell anyone about this, I swear... I will kill you...!"
Shadow Fox says:
Optimus- I can just get lost in your eyes sometimes, this is so wrong..but yet it feels so right..kiss me now, I'm yours!!!
Anonymous says:
Build Typhoon: "SHUCKY SHUKCY, TEN DOLLARS!!!" Fire Convoy: "No H-Way!!!"
DKusanagi says:
O.Prime: Heavyload, what are you doing. Heavyload: Oh nothing, new cologne? O.Prime: Yes it is... it's that new Energon Breeze for men...
Anonymous says:
Fire Convoy: The truth, Build Typhoon! I WANT THE TRUTH!! NOW SPILL IT!! You've been scheming with the Destrons, haven't you?! HUH? HUH?! HUH??!!
Build Typhoon: Oh, of course not, Fire Convoy...but we're getting mighty close t
Zeedust says:
"All right, Heavy Load, what prank did you and Ultra Magnus set up THIS time?"
Zeedust says:
"I warned you to stay away from T-ai. You didn't listen. Now, Heavy Load? Now comes the pain..."
Anonymous says:
Heavy Load: "Did anyone ever tell you you've got beautiful optic sensors?" Optimus: "And I thought all you construction types were as straight as an arrow!"
Anonymous says:
Fire convoy (i think): i hav to put a mask on your breath is so foul! build typhoon: i had garlic bread for lunch. what can i do otherwise?
Anonymous says:
"Hey, didn't you used to be a rig or something?" Optimus:"I told you to shut up about that!"
Anonymous says:
Build Typhoon: i know we are only robots but it could still work
pllleeeaaassseee kis me.
Fire Convoy:.....i don't got lips you gay freak.
Build Typhoon: thats why i love ya
Fire Convoy: get a knew micro procesor or upgrade to 1.0 at least
Anonymous says:
build typhoon:Kiss me optimus , kiss me!!!
Optimus:i dont have a mouth and get the (censored) away from me!!!
ionacus says:
i told you to stop loking at aleta 1 like that, you little f---ing bastard
Anonymous says:
the next time you use that wet willy joke I will show you my sickness of beatyoura$$- itus
Firestorm says:
Build Typhoon: Yessir- that Dentine got rid of the burbon smell.
Prime: Thanks- Alita hates it when I drink [hic].
Anonymous says:
OP:WIPE THAT STUPID GRIN OFF YOUR FACE YOU ARE NOT THE ACTION FIGURE,YOU ARE ANIMATED!
Anonymous says:
OP:whats that on your breath? did you smoke gaskunk again? HL: no i just licked his a$$!
Anonymous says:
heavyload: hey prime...do I look likt blitwing???
Prime: *looks close*...you look more like duke nukem...and you smell like $#!*
Anonymous says:
You are so beautiful,to me, cant you see. Typhoon: oooh, this feels oh so right, it just tingles my sensors all over my body.
Anonymous says:
Stan and Kyle standing in the background: dude, this is pretty #%@&ed up right here
Anonymous says:
HeayLoad: I once had an affair with the original Optimus Prime
Optimus: Really?
Anonymous says:
Prime: For the last time, Heavy Load, WIPE THAT STUPID GRIN OFF YOUR FACE!!! Heavy Load (drunk): Hey, pretty lady, how you knows my name?
Heather Prime says:
i yell speak of autobot say OPTIMUS PRIME AND HEAVY LOAD NOW COME HOME ARK OAKY AUTOBOT.......
Anonymous says:
For the last time Heavy Load: NO I DONT USE MY POSITION TO GET WHAT I WANT WITH THE FEMBOTS.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Aren't are faces getting a little close?
Heavy Load(Build Typhoon's English name): I swear! The execs at Hasbro offered me a lot o' cash to do this! I'm not actually serious!
Anonymous says:
National Enquirer headline:"Optimus Prime seen with gay lover!Rumor that Autbot leader is queer asa three dollar bill confirmed!'
Anonymous says:
Optimus pulls Heavy Load aside and growls in a hushed tone, "Call me a Prime clone again and I'll make you,comprende?" HeavyLoad chuckles,"Bring it on,big man."
Anonymous says:
Convoy: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!.....
Build typhoon: well i thought they way you were looking at me...you wanted to..you know!
Silverwolf says:
Are you sure we can make money with an alternate ending to Titanic?
Fire COnvoy: Just shut up and kiss me.
Unknown says:
hl: yeah, but i mean, what'ed the kids look like? no eyes, and no mouth
Anonymous says:
Heavy Load: What? Uncomfortable with mysexuality, Prime?
Prime: You're lucky I'm completely incapable of emoting... and that I'm tied up...
Anonymous says:
Prime: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH??!!! HL: Umm.....what mouth??
Bumblebee says:
Are you shaw we should get this close because my cock is up and not doin anythin so turn around so i can screw u
Stelartron says:
Heavy Load: Hey Optimus, I just heard that they're finally gonna put some femmes on our show!
Anonymous says:
Prime-If you trie to steal my energon sandwhich again...
Heavyload-I never will!(Damn he's one hot mama
Chains says:
come closer heavy load and I'll help you build something!! oh @#$% did i say that out loud?
Flamemaster Galvatron says:
Optimus: I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing..but I'd really like to make love to you tonight. Wedge: .....
Windcharger says:
Optimus: Are you ready, Wedge?
Wedge: Optimus, I've never done this before, please be gentle
Anonymous says:
Optimus: (Whispering) Hey Heavy Load you ready to go to Hooters?
Heavy Load: Hold on let me check. Ten cases of beer, wads of cash, YUP I'm READY!
Optimus: (smiling) Excellent.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Pssst...I know a way to get rid of Wedge and make YOU, the leader of the Build Team.
Heavy Load: I'm listening...
Anonymous says:
Prime: "Look, I believe
that freedom is the right of all sentient beings, but if you keep looking at me like that, I'll make an exception."
Anonymous says:
Prime: "Look, I believe in that freedom is the right of all sentient beings, but if you keep looking at me like that, I'll make an exception."
Anonymous says:
G !... and you wonder what happens when there are so many guy robots on the show!!!
Brodimus Prime says:
Heavy Load: Optimus, what big eyes you have.
Optimus: All the better to see you with. Now get out of my face and go build something!!
Anonymous says:
Uh, Heavy Load, do you always smile like that.
HL: Yeah, it's even on my toy.
Roddy says:
Optimus: "Uh, Wedge, your gun is digging into my hip."
Wedge: "That's not my gun."
Anonymous says:
Fire Optimus: Y'know... I've always admired a strong chin and a pointy nose in a bot....
Heavy Load *snicker*
MEGATRON says:
Um, Fire Convoy?
Shut Up, I'm still messed up after living with that Elita-1 Bitch!
JP says:
Heavyload: "Psst Prime, ever noticed that many Japanese catoon characters have pointy little noses?"
Anonymous says:
Prime: Kiss me you cocky prick...
HL: Only if you take your mask off first....
Anonymous says:
Heavy Load: Psst! Prime! I got a secret to tell you.
Prime: Yeah?
Heavy Load: *whisper*
Prime: *blink....Blink blink*
heavy Load: *goofy looking smile.*
Prime: You are the most disusting bot i've ever met.
Heavy Load: *goofy loo
Fortress Maximus says:
Heavyload: It's been so long...think the other Autobots can handle the truth now?
Prime: Which truth, that Wedge is our son or that your a woman?
Ultimate Optimus says:
Heavyload: *Sniff sniff* Hey! Your breath DOES smell like peppermint...Wait a tick! How can you breathe?
