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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon get close
172 comments
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172 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Too much energon….

Jun 6, 2023

BG the Robit says:

Okay, now we kiss... no that's boring. Let's get drunk on eachother!

May 11, 2016

Rainmaker says:

Prime: You know your visor looks like it is blending in with my shoulder right?
Typhoon: HOLY

Mar 4, 2016

Zeedust says:

Heavy Load: "Come on, give us a smile..."
Prime: "I don't have a MOUTH, dumbass."

Aug 18, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Dont act all innocent with me. I know it was you who disabled T-AI's clothing protocols.

Mar 19, 2012

maroyasha says:

FC: Why are you looking at me like that?
BT: Fire Convoy you're my hero.
FC: Oh great. Another one quoting movies and junk!

Jan 21, 2012

Rodimus Prime says:

BT: "Is that the Matrix in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

Dec 21, 2011

ACStarscream says:

"Smile at me like that all you like. I'm still not giving you a pay rise."

Jul 12, 2007

darth_paul says:

Optimus: Who are you again? And why are you smiling at me?
BT: You'll find out soon enough big bot.

Apr 18, 2007

battlestrike says:

optimus:i wish i could quit you. build typhoon: TAKE ME NOW!!!

Sep 19, 2006

tian17 says:

Yo Mama: The Cybertron Edition, in TF sickness week, on MTV

Prime: my mamas so gay shes gayer than gay!

Prowl: dude, silverstreak, i bet megaman could diss better than Prime

Heavyload: Ya know wat Prime, ur right! I'm yo mama!

Prime: HOLY

Jul 31, 2006

Dark Cyclone says:

Brokeback Mountain: Cybertron Edition

Jul 30, 2006

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Did you ever think we could be so happy?

Jun 25, 2006

Flame Cheetor says:

Fire convoy:this place is getting hot!
Build typhoon:Yeah,it is!
Fire Convoy:You're naughty,and i like that.
Build typhoon:I was build to be a gay!

Jun 19, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Optimus: Uhh, Heavy Load? Why are you smiling at me that way?
Heavy Load: Oh Oppy...you're soooooo sexy...
Optimus: @_@

Jun 13, 2006

Jetplague says:

You know...in this light...with that visor....you look really, really, realy.....really.........really.....nice.

Jun 13, 2006

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Fire Convoy: Wanna make kids?
Build Typhoon: O.K!!!

May 15, 2006

snavej says:

Nice chin implant! Did you go to the same mecha-surgeon as me?

May 11, 2006

Judynator says:

BT: Oh budy! You have nice eye!

Apr 16, 2006

trailbreaker says:

Kids, better close your eyes.

Apr 14, 2006

Unknown says:

prime, i loved the way you handle those decepticons out there.

thanks, i try my best

kiss me you fool! kiss me!

Apr 1, 2006

Unknown says:

BT: Did you know you have really beautiful eyes?

FC: Shut up and kiss me dammit!

Mar 31, 2006

galactus says:

gimme sum brokeback luv

Mar 30, 2006

Voyager Prime says:

Fire Convoy: The question is... do you feel lucky? (steps closer) Do ya, punk?

Build Typhoon: All right! All right! I'll never take sexy photos of Elita-1 again!

Fire Convoy: And...

Build Typhoon: And.. and "Beast Machines" was a

Mar 7, 2006

tiar180 says:

oh ya let's get it on wink wink

Oct 5, 2005

tiar180 says:

kiss me baby

Oct 5, 2005

Zeedust says:

"TRUK not MUNKY, Heavy Load, and don't you DARE forget it."

Aug 2, 2005

Not Sonic says:

oh typhoon i luv u so much i just want to... oh wait people are watching... "call me" he whispers

Jul 14, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Heavy Load: So, uh, have we met?

Jul 14, 2005

Quickdash says:

did i tell you that you look fab in red optimus?

Jun 6, 2005

Demonic Femme says:

"Okay, I think the bugs out."

May 29, 2005

Warhead says:

mmmmmmm.... typoon your my freind

Dec 8, 2004

Armbullet says:

I got my eye on you, you four-eyed,yellow,Pansy!!

Dec 8, 2004

Marv says:

No sir, I DON'T want to buy a new trailer, I like my old one just fine. Now get out of my face!

Oct 12, 2004

Zeedust says:

Koji: "Do Autobot staring contests usually last five hours?"

T-ai: "The short ones do."

Koji: "I'll have my cell phone whith me. Call me when you're done."

May 29, 2004

juggaloG says:

Op: I like the yellow on you Build Team guys! Nice Wal-mart exclusive repaint!
HL: Thanks, op! I think we're the last of the RID line, BTW!
Op: Oh? too bad, it was a good line, even with the ugly Autobots! The Energon line is pretty cool, though, e

May 27, 2004

juggaloG says:

Op: I'm proud of what you & the rest of the Build Team did today, finally capturing Devastator once and for all. The Constructicons will have their ability to merge deactivated permanently immediately & will be imprisoned permanently. Good Wo

May 27, 2004

Nightshadow says:

Fire Convoy: I think its time i showed you how i feel about you.
Build Typhoon: Sir...you--
Fire Convoy: Are sexy? I know... now come..
Build Typhoon: No Sir, its your breath, it stinks.

May 14, 2004

Anonymous says:

Fire Convoy: "If you tell anyone about this, I swear... I will kill you...!"

Nov 14, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Optimus- I can just get lost in your eyes sometimes, this is so wrong..but yet it feels so right..kiss me now, I'm yours!!!

Nov 6, 2003

omega icecream says:

two gay guys on a groo vy ground.

Nov 1, 2003

omega icecream says:

gay.

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Build Typhoon: "SHUCKY SHUKCY, TEN DOLLARS!!!" Fire Convoy: "No H-Way!!!"

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU UGLY FREAK!!!!

Sep 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Fire Convoy & Build Typhoon about to kiss while they are drunk!

Sep 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

So, uh, have we met?

Aug 21, 2003

DKusanagi says:

O.Prime: Heavyload, what are you doing. Heavyload: Oh nothing, new cologne? O.Prime: Yes it is... it's that new Energon Breeze for men...

Aug 20, 2003

Zeedust says:

Scorponok, off-screen: "He's a smirker! Mangle!"

Jul 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

Fire Convoy: The truth, Build Typhoon! I WANT THE TRUTH!! NOW SPILL IT!! You've been scheming with the Destrons, haven't you?! HUH? HUH?! HUH??!!
Build Typhoon: Oh, of course not, Fire Convoy...but we're getting mighty close t

Jul 24, 2003

Zeedust says:

"All right, Heavy Load, what prank did you and Ultra Magnus set up THIS time?"

Jul 18, 2003

Zeedust says:

"I warned you to stay away from T-ai. You didn't listen. Now, Heavy Load? Now comes the pain..."

Jul 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Heavy Load: "Did anyone ever tell you you've got beautiful optic sensors?" Optimus: "And I thought all you construction types were as straight as an arrow!"

Jul 17, 2003

Frostic_Prime says:

PRime: You cant tell but im not smiling...

Jul 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Fire convoy (i think): i hav to put a mask on your breath is so foul! build typhoon: i had garlic bread for lunch. what can i do otherwise?

Jul 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

A veritable meeting of minds.

Jul 13, 2003

Dean says:

fire convoy:i just want to say i love build typhoon.Typhoon: oh fire convoy

May 31, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

What the F---k are you smiling at. You used to be a depection!

Apr 18, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Thats my MOTHER, Build Typhoon.

Apr 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Hey, didn't you used to be a rig or something?" Optimus:"I told you to shut up about that!"

Apr 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Build Typhoon: i know we are only robots but it could still work
pllleeeaaassseee kis me.
Fire Convoy:.....i don't got lips you gay freak.
Build Typhoon: thats why i love ya
Fire Convoy: get a knew micro procesor or upgrade to 1.0 at least

Apr 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

build typhoon:Kiss me optimus , kiss me!!!
Optimus:i dont have a mouth and get the (censored) away from me!!!

Mar 29, 2003

ionacus says:

i told you to stop loking at aleta 1 like that, you little f---ing bastard

Mar 24, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Prime: "What did I tell you about personal space."

Mar 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

prime: ah! mon sharee!
heveyload: ah kiss me..... STUPID!

Mar 17, 2003

Chrono says:

Kiss me you fool

Mar 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Forget it, he's too young for you. Cradle robber.

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

optimus: did i ever tell u, u have a beautiful eye

Dec 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

optimus: *thinks: oh no hes comeing on to me again

Dec 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

the next time you use that wet willy joke I will show you my sickness of beatyoura$$- itus

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous Iggy says:

...Want a tic tac?

Nov 27, 2002

frank says:

Autobot love machines

Nov 11, 2002

Firestorm says:

Build Typhoon: Yessir- that Dentine got rid of the burbon smell.

Prime: Thanks- Alita hates it when I drink [hic].

Nov 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

Behold, Optimus, the MIND TAKER!

Oct 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Heavy: Optimus, I have a crush on Wedge.

Oct 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

OP:WIPE THAT STUPID GRIN OFF YOUR FACE YOU ARE NOT THE ACTION FIGURE,YOU ARE ANIMATED!

Sep 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

OP:whats that on your breath? did you smoke gaskunk again? HL: no i just licked his a$$!

Sep 26, 2002

Chachi says:

Optimus&Heavy Load: "STARING CONTEST!"

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, Good Buddy, I rented Deliverance

Aug 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

*Emotional romantic music plays in the background.*

Aug 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Heavy Load, no tongues please!

Aug 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Give me some sugar baby.

Jul 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Show me the sugar!

Jul 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Heavy Load: Look into my eyes Prime. You are getting sleepy!

Jun 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

heavyload: hey prime...do I look likt blitwing???
Prime: *looks close*...you look more like duke nukem...and you smell like $#!*

Jun 9, 2002

Chee-toy says:

Prime: Do I still have Chilli breath?

May 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

You are so beautiful,to me, cant you see. Typhoon: oooh, this feels oh so right, it just tingles my sensors all over my body.

May 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

optimus: got a 20 sack bro?

May 8, 2002

Anonymous says:

Stan and Kyle standing in the background: dude, this is pretty #%@&ed up right here

May 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

HeayLoad: I once had an affair with the original Optimus Prime

Optimus: Really?

Apr 30, 2002

henry says:

Prime: "If only I had lips..."

Apr 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

prime: oh...honey..u are my only one...let me kiss your sexy mouth...

Apr 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: For the last time, Heavy Load, WIPE THAT STUPID GRIN OFF YOUR FACE!!! Heavy Load (drunk): Hey, pretty lady, how you knows my name?

Apr 4, 2002

BenH says:

Hasbro unveils its new Transformer series: "Days of our Bots"

Apr 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Is that leaking lubricant i smell??

Mar 27, 2002

Heather Prime says:

i yell speak of autobot say OPTIMUS PRIME AND HEAVY LOAD NOW COME HOME ARK OAKY AUTOBOT.......

Mar 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: Have u been smokin weed man??? Gimme some!!!

Mar 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

prowl:but prime I thought you were my lover

Mar 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tell me something HL, do you swallow bitch?

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

GODDAMNIT, MY LIPS ARE ABOVE MY NOSEMODULES

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

For the last time Heavy Load: NO I DONT USE MY POSITION TO GET WHAT I WANT WITH THE FEMBOTS.

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

What do you think Prime? Should we go public on this?

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

What do you think Prime? Should we public on this?

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Say Prime, whatever happend to the Matrix? Matr.. what?

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Your name suites you baby

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Look at me sun: STAY AWAY FROM DRUGS!

Mar 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

sideburn:go GET A GARAGE! Heavyload: hose me down prime

Mar 15, 2002

Anonymous says:

Heavyload: Just leave it aaaallllllll to me

Mar 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

heavyload: wait till the honeymoon prime

Mar 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

heavyload: (cought) tell wedge i love him.

Mar 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Aren't are faces getting a little close?
Heavy Load(Build Typhoon's English name): I swear! The execs at Hasbro offered me a lot o' cash to do this! I'm not actually serious!

Feb 14, 2002

Andrew says:

hey! your breath smells like my momma's s£!t stash

Feb 6, 2002

Unicron says:

optimus: im not gay ok!!!!!!!!!

Feb 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

National Enquirer headline:"Optimus Prime seen with gay lover!Rumor that Autbot leader is queer asa three dollar bill confirmed!'

Feb 4, 2002

Galvatron Z says:

Fire Convoy: "Gimme some sugar baby!"

Jan 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus pulls Heavy Load aside and growls in a hushed tone, "Call me a Prime clone again and I'll make you,comprende?" HeavyLoad chuckles,"Bring it on,big man."

Jan 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Convoy: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!.....
Build typhoon: well i thought they way you were looking at me...you wanted to..you know!

Jan 22, 2002

FortMax says:

Just shup up and kiss me

Jan 19, 2002

Silverwolf says:

Are you sure we can make money with an alternate ending to Titanic?

Fire COnvoy: Just shut up and kiss me.

Jan 18, 2002

Unknown says:

hl: yeah, but i mean, what'ed the kids look like? no eyes, and no mouth

Jan 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Heavy Load: What? Uncomfortable with mysexuality, Prime?

Prime: You're lucky I'm completely incapable of emoting... and that I'm tied up...

Jan 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Prime: DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH??!!! HL: Umm.....what mouth??

Dec 31, 2001

Bumblebee says:

Are you shaw we should get this close because my cock is up and not doin anythin so turn around so i can screw u

Dec 28, 2001

Black Arachnis says:

t.a.i.,use my hud system next time.

Dec 21, 2001

Anonymous says:

you have beautiful eyes!

Dec 20, 2001

Dynamus Prime says:

HA HA! You blinked! Did not! Did to!

Dec 17, 2001

Stelartron says:

Heavy Load: Hey Optimus, I just heard that they're finally gonna put some femmes on our show!

Dec 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heavy Load I told you to stop taking the human e-pills anymore!!!!!

Dec 13, 2001

Unknown says:

the sad result of a 50 to 1 manbot-femmbot ratio

Dec 12, 2001

hyperconvoy69 says:

Heavy Load: Gimme some sugar baby!

Dec 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime-If you trie to steal my energon sandwhich again...
Heavyload-I never will!(Damn he's one hot mama

Dec 7, 2001

Unknown says:

And you may now kiss the builder

Dec 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime: Kill me and bring back the OLD prime!

Dec 5, 2001

Chains says:

come closer heavy load and I'll help you build something!! oh @#$% did i say that out loud?

Dec 4, 2001

Flamemaster Galvatron says:

Optimus: I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing..but I'd really like to make love to you tonight. Wedge: .....

Dec 2, 2001

Windcharger says:

Optimus: Are you ready, Wedge?
Wedge: Optimus, I've never done this before, please be gentle

Dec 1, 2001

Anonymous says:

Optimus: (Whispering) Hey Heavy Load you ready to go to Hooters?

Heavy Load: Hold on let me check. Ten cases of beer, wads of cash, YUP I'm READY!

Optimus: (smiling) Excellent.

Nov 30, 2001

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Pssst...I know a way to get rid of Wedge and make YOU, the leader of the Build Team.
Heavy Load: I'm listening...

Nov 29, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Look, I believe
that freedom is the right of all sentient beings, but if you keep looking at me like that, I'll make an exception."

Nov 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Look, I believe in that freedom is the right of all sentient beings, but if you keep looking at me like that, I'll make an exception."

Nov 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

did you steal my sack lunch?!

Nov 23, 2001

cypher5 says:

PRIME...did you brush your teeth ?

Nov 21, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heveyload: Prime.
Prime: SSHH! You don't have to say any thing.

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

2 words fo ya Optimus:
Breath Mints!

Nov 19, 2001

Anonymous says:

G !... and you wonder what happens when there are so many guy robots on the show!!!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

One word for you son: Plastics!

Nov 17, 2001

Brodimus Prime says:

Heavy Load: Optimus, what big eyes you have.
Optimus: All the better to see you with. Now get out of my face and go build something!!

Nov 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

HEAVY LOAD: Ah! My hero!
*smooch!*
OPTIMUS:EEEwwww!! Get away!

Nov 11, 2001

Bwg says:

Prime: Fool! Get that gay ass look off your face fore I shoot you!

Nov 11, 2001

Anonymous says:

Uh, Heavy Load, do you always smile like that.
HL: Yeah, it's even on my toy.

Nov 10, 2001

Roddy says:

Optimus: "Uh, Wedge, your gun is digging into my hip."

Wedge: "That's not my gun."

Nov 10, 2001

Anonymous says:

Fire Optimus: Y'know... I've always admired a strong chin and a pointy nose in a bot....
Heavy Load *snicker*

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

Stop that, it's disturbing.

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

SNIFF SNIFF,U STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 8, 2001

MEGATRON says:

Um, Fire Convoy?
Shut Up, I'm still messed up after living with that Elita-1 Bitch!

Nov 8, 2001

Unknown says:

I wanna kiss you all over and over

Nov 6, 2001

JP says:

Heavyload: "Psst Prime, ever noticed that many Japanese catoon characters have pointy little noses?"

Nov 6, 2001

Anonymous says:

Prime: Kiss me you cocky prick...
HL: Only if you take your mask off first....

Nov 5, 2001

Mixmaster says:

Prime : Do you want to see some puppies, Little bot?

Nov 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heavy Load: Psst! Prime! I got a secret to tell you.

Prime: Yeah?

Heavy Load: *whisper*

Prime: *blink....Blink blink*

heavy Load: *goofy looking smile.*

Prime: You are the most disusting bot i've ever met.

Heavy Load: *goofy loo

Oct 29, 2001

Soundwave says:

Hey, Autobots have to be entertained without any fembots around!

Oct 28, 2001

Fortress Maximus says:

Heavyload: It's been so long...think the other Autobots can handle the truth now?
Prime: Which truth, that Wedge is our son or that your a woman?

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heavyload: prime
Prime: heavyload
Heavyload: PRIME
Prime: HEAVYLOAD

Oct 27, 2001

Jay Prime says:

You have a chrome booger.

Oct 27, 2001

Unknown says:

Optimus and Heavyload decide to engage in a 4-day staring contest.

Oct 26, 2001

grimlock says:

shut up and kiss me bigbot

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heavyload: Did I ever tell you how beautiful your optics look?

Oct 26, 2001

Optimus says:

Fire Convoy and Build Typhoon: The truth!

Oct 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heavload: Oooo...a FIRE truck! THAT'S imposing! PRIME: Shut up!

Oct 25, 2001

Ultimate Optimus says:

Heavyload: *Sniff sniff* Hey! Your breath DOES smell like peppermint...Wait a tick! How can you breathe?

Oct 24, 2001

Riseacon says:

Heavyload: Oh Prime...If only you had a mouth

Oct 24, 2001

Shrapnel says:

Hmm.... When I look into your eyes, I can see the back of your head

Oct 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Heavy Load: Look into my eyes, Prime. You are getting sleepier....

Oct 23, 2001
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