The Ultimate Caption Contest
Galvatron standing over Dragstrip
97 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
maroyasha says:
Galvatron: I wanted my money yesterday!
Drag Strip: It was OnLy 2 dOllArS
Galvatron: That's exactly what Starscream said!! But that was before I wasted him!!
BeastProwl says:
Galvatron: What the hell are you doing?
Dragstrip: Planking! It's the latest thing!
Saberspark model H. says:
Dragstrip: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Galvatron: Yes Yes Yes
Dragstrip: It hurts so bad
Galvatron: *laughs maniacly*
ACStarscream says:
Having Galvatron as leader means spending a lot of time in repair bay due to injuries taken, and not just from Autobot artillery fire...
ChevyTron says:
Wow. These guys are wasted. That Shnapps must be good.
*Takes a sip* I see pretty colours!
trailbreaker says:
GALVATRON: "Dragstrip! You just fell down on Daniel!"
DRAGSTRIP: "I know. The Autobots paid me $500 to do it."
Scatterlung says:
Gimme one!! I said GIVE ME ONE!! Aw hell, you boys aint fit for anything!
Dclone Soundwave says:
To just stumble across a John Doe all the way out here is astounding! I wonder what type of equipment he carries on him..........
hot rod 907 says:
wow, I didn't think it was posible for a thirty foot robot to slip on a banana peel
darth_paul says:
Galavtron: Damn that Starscream! Even dead he still continues to plague me. After Bruitcus blew up I never should have let him fix Menasor.
shockwave_inoz says:
GALV: "Gaw, DANG! Ah think you boys'v had enough bakonium beans already! PHEW!!"
DRAG: "It..urr..smells better from..down here..akk.."
(and so Galvatron, out of morbid curiosity, foolishly bends lower and puts his nasal rece
Road Turtle says:
Galvatron, "I Said Drop and Give Me 50 Solider!!"
Dragstrip, "nuuugh..."
Optimusizzy says:
Dragstrip didn"'t take the news well when he found out he was beeing cut from casting of Beast Wars
DeathCaller says:
(original is now edited. My knowledge is only expanded to what DVDs I have of G1. XD)
Galvatron: So this is what my minions do when they have free time?
Dragstrip: Duuuuudde... The ground is so... brown and...groundy!!
DeathCaller says:
Galvatron: This is what you Autobots do on you free time? Come into the forests and find weed?
Dragstrip: Duuuuuddeee. The ground...it's so...brown and....groundy!!!
Rebirth Megatron says:
Drag Strip; Maybe..if I play dead...Nutso won't shoot me.
Galvatron: Maybe if you didn't say the quiet part loud, it would have worked.
Drag Strip: Ohh Slag.
Galvatron: Now for 'Nutso' to WORK OUT HIS FRUSTRATIONS ON YOU!!!
StarSaber1701 says:
Galvatron: What the *&^%* have you been smoking!
Dragstrip: I thought throws Humans gave me super Energon . Galvatron you have 10 lags wow out rages.
Galvatron: back to rehab for you Dragstrip
Dclone Soundwave says:
Galvatron-"I'm probably gonna feel worse about this later knowing he's not awake."
(Dragstrip starts to stir)
Galvatron-"Oh crap, I've gotta act fast!"
Flame3230 says:
Go-Bot comes up and beats the heck out of Dragstrip
Dragstrip if anyone asks, the Go-Bot was 50 feet tall and had a plasma rocket launcher.
Roadshadow says:
Galvatron: Umm...what are you doing, Dragstrip?
Dragstrip: Eating grass. Yum.
Galvatron: Where the hell is Starscream when you need his antics?
shadow minicon says:
Galvatron:Ello ello what do we have ere?
Dragstrip: Oh nothing just smelling that dirt
snavej says:
Galvatron couldn't understand why all the Decepticon nature hikes that he organised seemed to end in carnage and mayhem. Perhaps if someone brought along a good quality guide book then all the petty disagreements over species identification could be
snavej says:
Galvatron eliminated anyone who dared to poke fun at his white, Elizabethan-period neck ruff. He said that he was Lord of the Universe and he could dress up now and then if he wanted.
snavej says:
Galvatron: Are these 'magic mushrooms' really so great?
Drag Strip: Oh yeah! I ain't workin' for you no more, purple horny boy!
[Menasor loses an arm.]
Flame3230 says:
Galvatron: okay you are now my doormat, now wait while i get my spikes, Im goin golfin.
Dragstrip:Oh NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Galvatrons found he was interdimensional linked to a black hole but unlike his previous form of Megatron the black holes power was linked directly to his ass.
Specifically his farts.
Dragstrip found that out the hard way.
ReinaHW says:
"The next time you go Wayne and Garth on me, you'll wish you were a Go-Bot!"
"What's a Go-Bot?"
"Go Wayne and Garth on me again and you'll find out"
ZaberFang says:
Galvatron: "Er...doormat! A rug? Come on, give me a hint!
Dragstrip: ...*breathes deep*
Yep. It's that fresh.
Snoball says:
And this is Galvatron, in his free time he likes to react out his favorite movie-ROCKY III
Pilgrim Paladin says:
Galvatron: OH MY GOD! I KILLED Dragstrip!
A voice somewhere: YOU B@ST@RD!
Zeedust says:
And so tiny0handed Drag Strip began trying to dig a hole to China with his ear.
While his City Commander counterpart "BWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"Ed and relaxed.
Unknown says:
Galvatron: "I am the Great Bungholio. I need TP for my bunghole."
Dragstrip: "Dude, we are so wasted."
1337W422102 says:
"Let me tell you 'bout a bot I know,
she had a drink about an hour ago
sitting in a corner by herself
in a bar in downtown Hell.
She heard a noise and looked to the door
and a bot she'd never seen before.
Purple armour, bright red eye
Ultra Primal says:
Galvatron: oh c'mon!!! first you say you want to be part of the test for my new rifle and you pull a stunt like this after i test it!? i need your opinion!!
Nooooooooooooo!
Unknown says:
Galvatron: Ah crap! I didn't know it was loaded. Maybe no one will notice.
Archanubis says:
Galvatron: I gotta stop letting War Hammer and Edgecrusher host our victory celebrations. :P
Editor says:
In trying to prove his worth to Galvatron, Dragstrip showcases his new 3rd transformation into a doormat.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Galvatron,"Oh my god.........I got drunk and slept with the Stunticons.......the hell with this, I'm gonna vaporize them."
Marcus Rush says:
Galvatron stands in utter shock as he lays optics upon the stunticons... then grows irrate as he realizes that his private stash is no longer private.
O. Prime says:
Galvatron: "This thing we got, it's a one time thing Jack. I ain't no queer."
Dragstrip: "Yeah, me neither."
jazzimusprime says:
Galvatron, this is ridiculous!! you either forgot to put on your cybertronian speed stick this morning, or your new purple Depends are full!
New Omen says:
Dragstrip: If you lay real low... like this mighty Galvatron, those Autobots might not see us.
Galvatron: ...sure Dragstrip, like a giant yellow metal object in the middle of the forest didn't give away our position away in the first place.
New Omen says:
Some dude named Dark Helmet did this to you, using the swartz?!!
I must learn more about this Dark Helmet and his Schwartz weapon, then the Autobots will be vanquished forever!!11!1!
Thanos says:
I'd get up Galvatron, but this Febreze Carpet Freshener you sprayed on the ground smells wonderful!
miryclay says:
G: "Hurry you fool! The Autobots wil be in range any second!"
DS: "I still can't find it, my Lord, Are you sure you were standing here when you lost the contact lens?"
G: "Insolent worm! Stop whining and keep searching!&quo
Jackwipe says:
A 6 wheeled dragster...Oh, sure, you just scream 'Earth vehicle'. 'Robot in disguise' you ain't. Now lay there until you get with the program flunky.
Jackwipe says:
Do you see this giant orange cannon on my arm? Do you remember what happened to Starscream? "Too good for Manasor's arm...." Who the hell do you think you are? Give me 20 more push up's now! And stop crying!
Optimutt says:
Galvatron: Wow. The Vietcong certainly have changed since my father's day... Good thing Napalm still works as well as it used to!
Roadshadow says:
Galvatron: Dammit, wake up you lazy bum!
Dragstrip: Nnnehh..five more minutes...
Unknown says:
Galv:so.........tried to dance with Grimlock again?
Drag Strip:(mufffled) uh huh
omega wing says:
Galvatron: see i told you i could drink you inder the treeline dragstrip
Acelister says:
Galvatron: "I'm the Galvatron, beeyotch!"
Dragstrip: "If he was a Junkion, I'd understand all the Earthling references..."
Wrek-Gar: "Nyuk, nyuk!"
Black Arachnis says:
Galvatron:"what the slag?there was a big party and you didn`t invite me!? BWEAAAGGHHH!"
Archanubis says:
Galvatron: "Dragstrip, get up! We have a battle to fight!"
Dragstrip: "With all due respect, m'lord, I can't; we're in quicksand, and if I stand up, I'll sink!"
Suzuki says:
GALVATRON: And now Dead End, after seeing what "Ooggoo" is, do you choose death, or "Ooggoo"?
DEAD END(Off screen): ...Death.
GALVATRON: Fine then! I sentance you to death by "Ooggoo"!
(NOTE: If you know the jok
Stormshadow says:
Dragstrip: Sir I thought the idea was to bring the jet down; not me.
Galvatron: Who said that. I'll shoot whatever I wan't and if it is a giant yellow duck; then I'll shoot a giant yellow duck.
Dragstrip: ¬_¬ riiiight...ouch
Acelister says:
Galvatron: "And THAT's why they call me Bender The Magnificent!"
Dragstrip: "Lord Galvatron... I'm not sure... But I don't think he blasted someone before sayin' that..."
Galvatron: "Who said what now?"
