The Ultimate Caption Contest
Galvatron talks to Soundwave

196 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
trailbreaker says:
“Soundwave, wake up! Ravage made a mess all over the front lawn and YOU are cleaning it up!”
Rainmaker says:
Galvatron: I am replacing you with Cyclonus.
Soundwave: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY
Galvatron: Because the writer said so.
Dclone Soundwave says:
Soundwave, can you hear me?
..........
(LOUD) SOUNDWAVE CAN YOU HEAR ME!
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Good, he's definitley in stasis lock. (Gets up)Well, if I'm ever going to do it, nows the time.(gets on Soundwave & does it)
Roadshadow says:
Galvatron: Trust me, Soundwave. Nightbird totally digs tape deck recorders.
Soundwave: Affirmative...
DarkDranzer says:
*Soundwave plays Numb by Linkin Park repetidly to Galvatron's great annoyance*
G: Damn it Soundwave!! Do you ALWAYS have to play the same %$#^ing song over and over AGAIN?
S: ^_^ But I love it...it's so angsty...
G: *blinks* Dude get a
Operation Ravage says:
Galvatron: "You must leave me, Soundwave . . . because the needs of the many . . outweigh the needs of the few . . . or the one."
Soundwave: "Damn it, you're stuck in 'Leonard Nimoy' mode again, aren't you?"
Alphatron says:
Galvatron: Soundwave... do you hear anything?
Soundwave: Other than your big Decepti-mouth, no.
Tiedye says:
SOUNDWAVE-"Decepticons ATTACK!! GALVATRON-"WAIT!! (Decepticon stop attacking) Listen Sound Wave. I'm the leader, I'll tell everyone when to attack. (waits a few secounds).....Okay, Deceptions Attack!!!
Anonymous says:
"Souuuuundwaaaaaave... "SOUUUUUUUUUUNDWAAAAAAAAAAVE... Fiiiiiiix meeeeeeeeee a saaaaaaaaaandwiiiiiiiiiiich!"
Shadow Fox says:
Gavlatron- Ya I know you've been loyal to me all these years, but you see there's someone else new in my life, Cyclonus is now my 'Pillar of strength', I hope you understand that our relationship is over.
thexfile says:
Galvatron : i told you , cal me megatron 1 more time and you'll be sorry..
Anonymous says:
yo! your next to be revamped kid. dude says your new name is "bosewave"
Anonymous says:
Then there was the time I attack my past self & - how you where there.
Anonymous says:
"So I said to Arcee 'Do you mind if I numb your breasts?'..."
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:where's my new parts?
soundwave: sorry the develary guy got eaten by a assblaster.
Galvatron: send me some of the same parts again or reshipmy parts.
soundwave: you got to pay for it again!
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: Remeber when Hot Rod kicked your butt?
Gavlatron: Well the matrix did destroy Unicron.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Don't forget to pick up Cyclonus at 9, and remember to send Prime that "You're so fat" card I picked up the other day.
And...
Soundwave: *Thinking* Shut up, just shut up already !!
Anonymous says:
change the station to country, and get the felt tip marker and i'm bound for a good day
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Was it as good for you as it was for me..?
Soundwave: zzz...zz...
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Am I mad?
Soundwave: ^_^
Galvatron: Why you little- (stranglers Soundwave)
Soundwave: No wonder I've got a unique voice.
Anonymous says:
C'mon Soundwave!!! I wanna listen to Britney Spears "one mor time"!!!!
MEGATRON says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
don't leave me i love you!!!!!!!!!!waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Anonymous says:
Actually its a very rare & popular toy & Its only missing all of his weapons, major sticker wear, needs some tightening up...That will be 80.00 pretty good bargin.
Anonymous says:
Actually its a very rare & popular & Its only missing all of his weapons, major sticker wear, needs some tightening up...That will be 80.00 pretty good bargin.
Anonymous says:
What Galvatron doesn';t notice is that the soundwave he's talking to is nothing but cardboard.
MindWipe says:
hey thanks for last nite but maybe we should stay friends it would get too wierd! oh good dont faint i didnt want to hrut you
Victory Saber says:
Galvatron: "Soundwave, I never noticed what nice eyes you have" Soundwave: "Gee, Galvatron, I never thought that you cared"
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: Oh woe is Galvatron. Galvatron: Oh woe is you! Soundwave: Whoa, Galvatorn!! (bonk) Soundwave: Ow!!!!
Mythos says:
Megs:pssst so how'd u get outa doing armada? Soundwave: wouldnt u like to know
Potimus Prime says:
G: That's right. I said you're an uncrasimatic f**k. What are you going to do about it?
Thunderwing says:
-"Say, Soundwave....Am I really that badly animated?"
-"Affirmative"
Bruticus Buckeye says:
Soundwave: "Since this may be the end, I want you to know that, I love you, sir." Galvatron: "Hot Dog. Thanks for making my last moment on Earth awkward."
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: "At Least I die a Decepticon unlike that tratior Scroponok
Anonymous says:
Galva-Did you know that you my Hero,........ you are wind benith my wings.
Anonymous says:
Sounds: Galvatron before i die i want you to know :koff: I hate ur guts.
sound dies galvatron starts to cry
Galv: Sounds i never said my true feelings
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:UM SOUNDWAVE YOU'VE BEEN WITH US FOR A WHILE BUT WERE GOING TO HAVE LET YOU GO YOUR PERFORMCE HAS BEEN A LITTLE OFF
ryo777 says:
Galvatron: Hey Soundy, do you think I look SEXIER in my new PURPLE tights. I personally thought I looked FAT in my gray pajamas as Megatron.
Soundwave: Do me a favor Barney...GO AWAY!!
ryo777 says:
Galvatron: Hahahahahahhaaaha, your suntan lotion REALLY SUCKS!!
Soundwave: Look whose talking BLEACHFACE!! If you get any whiter, you could pass as Skeletor from "Masters of the Universe"!
ryo777 says:
GALVATRON: Pssssst...Soundwave, I want to play a NAUGHTY priest, I was wondering if Rumble or Frenzy can come out and be my altar boys.
Anonymous says:
SW: the girl looked good to me a good to me! she looked like Pamala Lee After 9 Engaronas Galvy: Oh God Wat Now.........
jory says:
SW: AHHHHHHHHHHH TRANSFORMERS ARAMADA TAPE IN ME. GET IT OUT GET IT OUT AHHHHHHHH.
GT: im sry freind its 2 late :'( good bye old freinD *looks up and in dramatic pose drops 2 knees* DAMN YOU ARAMADA DAMN YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:"Soundwave what's wrong!" Soundwave:"Evil...Prince tape! Must remove!"
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: What do you need?!?
Soundwave: A tailorrrrrr. BECAUSE I RIPPED MY PANTS!!!!! Dawahahahahahahahahaha!
Galvatron: Dammit! I thought I forbade anyone from watching Spongebob Squarepants!
Anonymous says:
galvatron- do you play cd's? i have a great backstreet boys cd. sw- NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: So then I was like, "Dude, fall already. I woulda waited an eternity for this. It is sooo over man." And he was like, "No way, dude!" And he hit over the edge of this ole cliff... Sw: (thinking) Someone plea
Will says:
G: You were always my favorite. Keep it up, champ, keep it up :: sniff sniff ::
Anonymous says:
Hush Little Protoform
Don't say a word
Daddy's Gone Blow A Planet Up....
Anonymous says:
watch this soundwave Right b4 she notices I will have that pickenic basket within seconds!
Glen says:
So anyway, I walked into the Psychiatrists's office, wearing nothing but bubble-wrap underware. She took one look at me and said, "Well, i can clear see your nuts."
Anonymous says:
Starscream : Wow galvy this is some mad s£!t, you and sound wave look like cardboard
RandomFerret says:
"You are inebriated, my lord."
"Shut up, you drunk! You're the one falling down!"
"I'm going to take a nap."
"I love this guy right here!"
RodimusPrime says:
Galvatron: I will not let you have died in vain. Soundwave:Well actually Im not dead yet. Galv:Ok I will not have let u get mortally wounded in vain. Sound:Actually im feelin quite well. I think ill go for a walk. Galv(thinking to himself}God i love that
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: WHAT?! Whaddya MEAN I had a better looking helmet as Megatron?!! I'll have you know that old thing made me look like I had a bucket on my head! A BUCKET!! If it wasn't for the fact that I couldn't find better headgear
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: That cloud looks like Prime...
Galvatron: YOU IDIOT THAT IS PRI...
Anonymous says:
Galvy: How did your head get so big?
Soundwave:The same way your di** got small...
Anonymous says:
SoundWave: Look that cloud looks like Prime
Galvy: Oh why dont u just marry him!
Dynamus Prime says:
Galvatron: And then Rodimus threw me out of Unicron, and I thought "oh dear, what will I do now..." Soundwave: ZZZZZ
astrotrain's first friend says:
Galvatron: I am the greatest and best transformer!
Soundwave: More like a tribute.
Galvatron: WHAT???!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Soundwave: Do you think she'll be my girlfriend? Galvatron: Who? Soundwave: Nightpaw. Galvatron: Why you son of a bitch! How dare you hit on my girl!
Anonymous says:
Did you hear the one about the Decepticon, the hookers and the REALLY big gun...?
Bumblebee says:
Galv: Yoyoyo, Soundy, wazzzzzzzzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!
Soundwave: ...
Anonymous says:
"So bro, you'll get the peach shnapps, I'll be right back with the pretzels, OOOkay Soundwave...Soundwave...?"
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: But this girl was hot! Soundwave: Careful your wife, Nightpaw could be anywhere. (Nightpaw comes up) Galvatron: oh damn. Nightpaw: Famous last words.
MEGATRON says:
"..and after about three energon beers. She really started to losen up. That's went I said hey, Cyclonus can transform into a starship. Wana ride. ...."
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:"I ask you to tape 'Armada', and you forget to do it. What kind of worthless 'Communicator' are you?"
Soundwave:"Sorry. I was downloading Internet porn for Cyclonus, I have to do so
Replimus Prime says:
G: "Next time they kick us out of the new TF show. We ruckus!"
SW: "As you command megatron!!"
Chachi says:
SW: "Soundwave superior. Galvatron inferior."
G: "Screw you! My cannon is way better than yours!"
Anonymous says:
G:"I need those directions, Soundwave forgot how to transform himself."
Blast Cannon says:
Galvatron: So Soundwave... you want to know about the birds and the beas? Well I should have known this was going to happen... you see...
Anonymous says:
As Galvatron explains another plan to defeat the Autobots, Soundwave daydreams about a cute little DVD play he saw at Walmart.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:Do I look silly with my mouth like this? Soundwave:Unable to respond due to fear of death.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:Guess how many golf balls i have in my mouth. Soundwave:........
God Jinrai says:
Soundwave: "Tell me a bedtime story, Galvatron."
Galvatron: "Oh, very well! Once upon a time ...
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Speak to me ... speak to me...
Soundwave: Information input rejected, operation halted...
Galvatron: !@#$!
KarentheUnicorn says:
The sound of Galvatron singing "Over the rainbow" Was more than soundwave could stand.
Anonymous says:
Now we pop Soundwave in the oven for 45 minutes until he rises and turns golden brown.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: You have but three minutes to entertain me.
Soundwave: What?
Anonymous says:
GALVATRON:I told the reborn Optimus Prime THAT HIS 3 MINUTES WERE UP! SOUNDWAVE: HAHAHAHA!
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:Oh, poor Soundwave! Shot on our first date! Soundwave:Nice acting, sir. Galvatron:Acting?
Anonymous says:
hush little soundwave dont say a word galvys gonna buy you a new cassette bird and if that bastard dont gonna sing im gonna tear off laser beaks wings!
Anonymous says:
S:please take care of little rumble and frenzy and remember to feed ravage every day.G:howzabout if i nail your chest shut instead?
Anonymous says:
so i said to prime; you better get that trailer off my foot or so help me.
Soundblaster says:
Soundwave: When will I be reisussed?
Galvatron: Soon Soundwave, soon.
Anonymous says:
Galvatron:"You know, Soundwave, everytime we have a conversation, Frank Welker gets another step closer to losing his mind!"
davewelttf says:
Galvatron:Did ever tell you about that one time...Ramble,ramble
Soundwave:ZZZZzzzzzz
Anonymous says:
g: did u tape that NEW episode of the NEW transformers armada s: opps soory i was taping my soaps
Anonymous says:
galvatron:damnit! i need he instrustions!!! to re-bild soundwave hey looks gay!
Anonymous says:
DONT WORRY IF YOU DIE, SMOOTH SAID THEY WILL REISSUE YOU AT CHRISTMAS TIME!
Pokejedservo says:
Galvatron: Are you telling me that I sound better when Leonard Nimoy was my voice actor?
Anonymous says:
... and then the little bunnies lived happily ever after. Now go to sleep!
Anonymous says:
G: Honestly, what do you think about my new look ? S: MEGATRON SUPERIOR : GALVATRON INFERIOR
Anonymous says:
The new Buff-o-matic works on car hoods, frying pans, and look how it brings a sparling new shine to this old decepticon here.
Anonymous says:
The sales of the transformer busts prompted producers to make a new series.
Anonymous says:
I told you left do not listen to Frenzy cause he is terrible at directions now where is our lower torsos?
Anonymous says:
Galvatron: Soundwave! whats wrong?
Soundwave: Ryo Hazuki keeps posting more Shenmue threads and a new topic everytime he spots an animation error. Please kill me.
Anonymous says:
see! it DID only take one shot to kill starscream! now give me your shoulder cannon!
Anonymous says:
"what do you mean you liked me better when i was megatron?!?"