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Goryu and his secret life

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59 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

"I hear Megatron will be reissued again!"

"Woo-hoo!"

Apr 24, 2007

Minicle says:

Goryu: Say, are you pleased to see me, or is that just a large spike on your head?

May 16, 2006

Minicle says:

Goryu: Psst! Good news, that part you wanted in the next Godzilla movie is available.

May 16, 2006

Demonic Femme says:

"Oh c'mon Deno, I know you loved Mr.Snuggies, and we might find him eventually."
"WAAaaa-"
"Okay, I'll tell you what, we'll cut you a montage."

May 29, 2005

Zeedust says:

"Okay... How am I gonna explain to the other guys that my own Pretender shell bit my arm off?"

Jun 1, 2004

Anonymous says:

Where Beast Wars Megatron found inspiration on making his dinosaur head arm his pet.

Jun 22, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Your a goood widdle prehistoric beast, arencha? Arencha?! :D

Apr 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

"be careful that we don't hit Starscream." "Where is he?""Over there." "I don't see him." "Take off the glasses. Over there by that wall." &quo

Mar 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

Voice over: i was about 15 when i realised that licking dinosaurs is the thing i wanted to do for the rest of my life...

Mar 8, 2003

ryo777 says:

WHO?!!!!

Jan 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Dude, did you catch "Jackass" last night? It was a riot!

Jan 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Your my friend and I love you man!
trypticon: no you cannot have my bud dry.

Dec 6, 2002

Sledge says:

"Hey man, we need to go drinking with the Junkions more often!!"

Nov 11, 2002

Anonymous says:

Goryu:"Hey, how many blondes does it take to..." "Shut the hell up!"

Oct 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Damn, check out the cans on Arcee!"

Sep 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

do you know you got the most beutiful eyes that I ever seen

May 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey did you hear the one about the Rabbi & the Preist? . . . Yeah,Yeah

May 23, 2002

Anonymous says:

ohh, that looks like a nasty infection in your ear, looks like a Transorganic crawled in there and died!

Apr 28, 2002

Galvatron Z says:

Goryu: "Man these beer goggles are working great!"

Feb 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

smells like chicken to me too.

Feb 11, 2002

FortMax says:

not even for two scooby snacks

Jan 20, 2002

Silverwolf says:

WOW! You have pink eye too?

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

psssst.........im not wearing any underwear.

Jan 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

"you take tokyo, I'll take the U.S."

Jan 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

psssst... over there.. that's the RID storyline guy.

Jan 2, 2002

Stelartron says:

Get your Autograph book ready! I think I just saw Godzilla over there!

Dec 21, 2001

Anonymous says:

Ho Ho Ho! Rudolph, it's time for Christmas, and we must go deliver present, even if you can't Fly.

Dec 11, 2001

Snake says:

i tell you the new megatron looks down right silly

Dec 5, 2001

Anonymous says:

man-the makers sure have ran out of ideas havnt they?

Dec 2, 2001

Anonymous says:

Your on my f*&$%?G FOOT!

Nov 22, 2001

Anonymous says:

"Whoa, calm down now, let it drop. He probably didn't know you were a Dino-Rider when he made that joke."

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Go ahead! I like it when you whisper sweet nuthins in my ear! Pookie!

Nov 20, 2001

Anonymous says:

Just avoid the cold, and the metal plate should be fine after lobotomy!

Nov 17, 2001

Anonymous says:

"But won't this be bestiality?"
"Yes, but who's keepin' track?"

Nov 15, 2001

Anonymous says:

*sniff* Ugh! Dude, did you forget to wear deodorant again!?

Nov 10, 2001

Anonymous says:

Goryu/Icepick: You see that cute fembot over there? Just sit back and watch a pro at it!

Nov 9, 2001

Anonymous says:

I HEARD STARSCREAM IS GAY!!!!!!!!!

Nov 8, 2001

Anonymous says:

Man can you beleave that some human is doing are job?? Thats not right.

Nov 1, 2001

Jay Prime says:

See, I told you they didn't like Gobots.

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

"So how long did you say this super-glue lasts?"

Oct 27, 2001

Timothius says:

I'll be right back. I need to go to the bathroom...

Oct 27, 2001

Anonymous says:

Oooohhhhhh,you,re so horny...tee-hee

Oct 26, 2001

trooper says:

What the hell is up with that fag from Afghanistan

Oct 26, 2001

Unknown says:

What do you think of Black Nail polish for the Marylin Manson concert?

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Should I tell Megatron he has something between his teeth?

Oct 26, 2001

Anonymous says:

Then one time at Band camp....

Oct 26, 2001

grimlock says:

your eyes, i had forgotten how beautifull they are!

lets ever fight again

Oct 26, 2001

X-Brawl says:

[drunk]You know what mate, I really, really love you[drunk]

Oct 25, 2001

Bombshell says:

So I says to Megatron, I says...

Oct 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

Did you hear the one about the gay and bin laden??

Oct 25, 2001

Anonymous says:

LET ME GIVE YOU A KISS...SMOOTHIES! Oh and i love you man!

Oct 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

That armor does wonders for your figure!

Oct 24, 2001

Bombshell says:

"Can you keep a secret?" "Yes" So can I"

Oct 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

*lick* Hmm...tastes like chicken.

Oct 24, 2001

Anonymous says:

Uh, ya know.. you got some human stuck in your teeth...

Oct 23, 2001

Anonymous says:

I think your fly is open.

Oct 23, 2001

death says:

yo I think that Autobot likes your sister !

Oct 23, 2001

Seibertron says:

Man, did we get the better end of the deal than those Americans did ...

Oct 23, 2001

convoytron says:

"...Psst! Ya hear what that Autobot said about your mom? You gonn a let him get away with that?"

Oct 23, 2001

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