The Ultimate Caption Contest
Ironhide w/ fists in air
129 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Vapor-03 says:
Ah think this is how the humans "Air-Guitar"...argh! Dangit! Ah jus' can't seem to do it right!
BG the Robit says:
I like to POOP it POOP it!
I like to POOP it POOP it!
I like to POOP it POOP it!
I like to... POOP IT!
jaystar2000 says:
I may be on earth, but I'll kick your ass if you take the last energon cube.
Riptidemtmte says:
"If I find whoever decided to kill me in DoTM, Primus have mercy on them, for I sure as hell won't!"
Zeedust says:
"Have you people SEEN my movie design? IT loks like they put Ravage's head on me! UPSIDE DOWN! What kinda blind crack-whore chimpanzees is Paramount hiring?"
bringo says:
Iron Hide taking his time to carefully make a fist, miscalculates the time that his enemy takes to make his fist and thows a punch or 2.
Unknown says:
thundercracker:hey ironhide were you really going to try and hit me with your eyes closed
Scatterlung says:
When Ironhide learnt Prime would return, but the Movie would be Ironhide's last appearance
Not Sonic says:
optimus come on.. how many times do we have to tell you not to parade around in yer underwear!if your gonna fite evil..AT LEAST PUT SOME PANTS ON!!!
Masterpiece Prowl says:
(Ranting Sweede voice) You know what makes me mad? My energon incarnation! I sound like one of the "Super Duper Sumos" for Primus' sake!
Zeedust says:
Ironhide: "Consarnit, how come Quickstrike got to be more of a cowboy than me?"
Tiedye says:
Ironhide- Dam it! "I glued my fingers together now I can't get them apart!"
Zeedust says:
Ironhide: "All right, Mega man, Ah'll give ya back yer helmet if ya'll gimme back mah nose."
juggaloG says:
IH: Slag it! I almost took down Megatron permanently this time! If not for that blasted Skywarp...
Prime (off screen): Don't worry; you'll get another chance soon enough. The Decepticons will be causing trouble again before you know it.
Bruticus says:
Ironhide beating his chest: Dang stuck oven door!! cant get my cookies out!! arghh, I must be made in China!!
Alphatron2k3 says:
Ironhide: When I get a hold of the Idiots who write for Armada I WILL crush them!. And oh yeah the Animators too!
Alphatron2k3 says:
When I get a hold of the Idiots who write for Armada I WILL crush them!. And oh yeah the Animators too!
Zeedust says:
"They look like big, strong hands... Don't they? I always thought that's what they were..." (Pardon thee Never-Ending Story ref. ^_^;)
B-MAN says:
Who's bright idea was it to give the Japanese Demolsisher My name? Let me at em, let me at em!
Zu Darkness says:
Optiums: Irohide you cannot find out who made you a spy changer. Ironide: But PRIME I'm a f*&^&*& spy changer and best friends with Mirage and they made you look like a p----. Optiums: Oh in that case Autobots Roll out!
Anonymous says:
Dam! I want to read the new Armada UK comic. Prime, can't we go on a mission to europe?
Bruticus says:
How DARE they turn me into a Spychanger? A stupid, little, weak Spychanger! I'll make them pay! I'll make them ALL pay!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: I am so pissed off! That Jeff Steele (formerly, Powermaster Starscream )is such a retart and comes up with the biggest dumb sh*t remarks I want to kick his ass for being such a b*tch dumbell! I think I will crap on his face right here!
Zu Darkness says:
After watching the new Transformers I would be pissed to to find out your a pick up truck that acts like a Pokemon and annopuce the names of all the attacks before actually doing them and to also find out that he acts like a wuzz...That'll kinda
Anonymous says:
Suddenly, halfway through one of his stories about the old days, Ironhide suddenly forgets who he is.. and where he is.. and what he's doing here..
Anonymous says:
ooooooohhhhhhhhh!!! its just wont come out! this one is gona open me up wide for sure and leave a partical trail a mile long!
Anonymous says:
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. *FART* ahhhhh, Damn energon laxitives
Anonymous says:
Ironhide:Ooooh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit,*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!!!*AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
dino says:
Ironhide: look Prime I'm going to spring break and you can't stop If you want them put them up put them up
Unknown says:
Why you little! Aaahh!
Audience: Robots can't go Super Saiyan Ironhide.Ironhide: Crap.
Soundwave says:
I've been in G1,I've been in RID,but I'm not in armada!!Those sons of bitches are goning to here from my laywer!!!!
Anonymous says:
IH: I die in the movie?! Well here's what I think of this script!! *stomp stomp*
starscream88 says:
Ironhides first pose for his Hard Hero Bust was declined by the makers, It made him look too dam tough, So the wimpy "what the hell is that?" look that they have chose is much better for us die hard fans
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: I am going to punch megatrons face in, then I will bite his ear off.
Unknown says:
Ironhide: I HATE IT WHEN THEY KILLED ME OFF IN THE MOVIE THOSE F#@#$KERS!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
Every time we watch these soapseries, my circuits begin to sizzle Prime. When are we gonna bust some soapactors !?!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide: Wheeljack. I...love...you. (Offscreen) Wheeljack: No more Viagra for you, buddy!
Anonymous says:
Sideswipe, I swear to Primus if you put Ex-Lax in my Energon Brownies again...
Dynamus Prime says:
NO!! I refuse to be a pick-up truck! Especially a truck that looks like a cow!!
Anonymous says:
CODE RED! CODE RED! I NEED SOME EXLAX AND FAST!......ahhhhhhhhhhh!..........better make that two.
Anonymous says:
Noooooo!!! Chromia is dead! The Decepticon that killed Chromia will now have to face me!!!
Anonymous says:
Ironhide:I CAN'T
BELIEVE IM THE SMALLEST
GUY IN THE AUTOBOT TEAM!
HOW DID THAT LITTLE TWERP BRAWN GET SO BIG
Mirage:That's X-Brawn Ironhide
Prowl:Cheer up,at least your in the RID series.
X-Brawn:Sorry "little" ma
Anonymous says:
I'll show 'em that I'm a tiger. I'll show them what I can do!
Anonymous says:
IRONHIDE:I'm excited that Micromaster TOTE is my son.Thanks CHROMIA. Now,lets all go kill MEGATRON together like a family should.
Dynamus Prime says:
You want soma this Micromaster!? Yeah, I'm talkin' ta you!!
Anonymous says:
GAHHHH, it feels like it's coming out sideways. Rocking back and forth just isn't helping it along.
Snake says:
thats it prime , i'm stronger and you've had this coming for a long time
Windcharger says:
"But mommy, i hate the Go-bots, I want a Transformer for Christmas"
Anonymous says:
Ironhide's reaction to seeing his RiD counterpart: "Alright, whose idea was it to make me look like a cow?!"
Anonymous says:
Ironhide just heard the Megatron quote: "A warrior doesn't need a head, just a big strong body!"
Anonymous says:
Okay Acree's supposed to meet me in the Female Autobot Barracks tomight, condom:check booze:check deoderant: whooo man that's rough I beeter freshen up
MEGATRON says:
Damn they've sold out of CyberPenthouse. With the Arcee and Artemis Pictorials
APOLLO says:
"When in the hell are we going to kick Osama bin Laden's goat-licking Arabian @$$"
Optimus says:
Where's that punk Hot Rod? When I get ma' hands on him for making fun of my toy...
Ultimate Optimus says:
Man! Everytime I think about beatin' those Decepticreeps, I just wann...*FART* Whoops! Heh heh!
