The Ultimate Caption Contest
Jazz gets on Starscream
136 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
Richeot: Dad, what the **** are you doing?
Jazz: I'm getting your homework back from this scammer. Also, you spend too much time with those middle school friends of yours.
Richeot: s****
Jazz: grounded for 3 years!
ksol71339 says:
JAZZ:. " HOLD STILL WHILE I'LL RIDE YOU! "
STARSCREAM:. " NEXT TIME, I'LL BE ON TOP! "
Crashcomet says:
J: This is the last time I ever do a charity photoshoot for the fangirls!
Dragon_Convoy says:
come on starscream stop fighting it, you said last night you wanted me on top
galvatron224 says:
JAZZ:OPTIMUS?!?!
STARSCREAM:MEGATRON?!?!
STARSCREAM AND JAZZ: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Zeedust says:
Starscream was Jealous of Jazz's movie design, and tried to start a fight. Jazz kickced Starscream's @$$ and sent him off to Gendo Ikari.
That's why Starscream looks like a mutated Evangelion in the new movie. True story.
Tiedye says:
Jazz- Why won't you love ME!
Starscream- Slag it! How many times do I have to tell you! I'm not Gay!
Zeedust says:
Arguments about who was more poorly animated tended to degenrate into fistfights.
Demonic Femme says:
S: NO! GET OFF ME, GET OFF ME!!
J: AW- come on, what's the matter?
S: I am NOT LIKE THAT! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!
J: YOU?! You don't have a girlfriend, lemme see your wallet!
S: NO!- HELP!!!
J: Hey wow... she is pretty.
S: *snatches wallet*
Ultra Wheelshot says:
J: Man that's a real realistic Costume you've got on
S: I wanted to be Jazz
M: Now now play nice
J and S: Oh mom
Hot§hot says:
Jazz: "Uhh, Optimus! It's not what you think! It's not what you think!!!!
StarScream: "Ugh *slaps Jazz* you bitch!"
Zeedust says:
Jazz: "My horn! The primus-slagged piece of scrap bit off my horn!"
Starsceam: "Well, DUH! This IS a fight, moron, or was that bout of banging on my head just a misunderstanding?"
Prowl Worshipper says:
J:(To self) Oooh, Prow- Wings? What the?
S:(To self) Oooh, Thun- Huh? No wings?
Both, opening optics: EEEEEK!!
J: WHAT in the name of Primus are YOU doing in my dream?!
S: YOUR dream? What are YOU doing in MY dream?!
Both: HOLY SLAG! AAAUUGH!
*T
Zeedust says:
Starscream: "Oh, GREAT... He's STUCK... And I thought the thing with Megatron and Ratchet was embarassing..."
Kal-Seth says:
Next on Behind The scenes The Tranformers Learn about Jazz and Star Scrams Love Life and How they had a love child named hotrod
Zeedust says:
*Starscream howls in pain*
Jazz: "I warned you, didn't I? I told you to get your skidplate outta here before I shoved my foot so far up your exhaust port..." Starsceam: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY!&am
Anonymous says:
Jazz: Uhhh... we were just... uhh... playing Dance Dance Revolution... I swear!! Starscream: Uhh... yeah!
Shadowcon says:
Jazz: Where's the money, where's the money?? Starscream: I told you, you don't get the money until I see a ring on my finger! (sobbing) I want us to be together.
Anonymous says:
Jazz: What the hell is everyone staring at?
A-bots & D-cons: NOTHING!
Starscream: Where is your other foot Ja...oh there it is.
Anonymous says:
Starscream: Jazz...WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING?!!! GET THE ---- OFF ME YOU FAGGOT!!!!
Jazz:*Runs away crying*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Anonymous says:
STARSCREAM: No you will not get my Jazz transformers toy
Jazz: GIVE IT TO ME!!!!
Bruticus says:
Jazz: "Aw, crap, we've been found out!"
Starscream: "Quick! I've got a couple of Pretender shells we can hide in!"
ryo777 says:
Jazz:HEY,STARSCREAM!!...Is this a TRICK?!!...You said this would be a couples thing,..then how come Wheelie is walking towards us with the "lubricant".
ryo777 says:
Starscream: Awwww CRAP!! What a GREAT time for my "Null ray" to f**k up!!
ryo777 says:
Jazz: Yo, sorry Screamer, I wanted to play "Rodeo", but Tantrum was on his period. I guess you'll do!
ryo777 says:
Starscream: Jazz if you wanna ride you hafta wait till I transform to plane mode!...uh, Jazz?...OH, NEVER MIND!!
Omega Supreme says:
Jazz: I hope no one founds out bout this.
Starscream: Who cares??
*Megatron and Optimus walk in after trying to kill each other*
Optimus: I'm going to kill them first!!
Megatron: No you're not I am going to kill them!!
Optimus: Pfft
Anonymous says:
Jazz: we're going to get found out sooner or later you know..
starscream: shut up and kiss me!
Anonymous says:
Tell this freakin fairy to give me my quarter!!!! teeth dont just grow on trees around here!
Anonymous says:
Optimus- "Jazz, did you get Starscream to reveal- JESUS!"
Jazz- "..."
Starscream- "Prime! I swear I will talk if you just get him offa me!!!"
Anonymous says:
And today on Behind the Bot...
Jazz- "Get that camera outa here!!!"
APOLLO says:
Starscream: "Get off me you gay Autobot toad"
Jazz: "Make me, you sexy beast."
Anonymous says:
Jazz: Gimme back my CD collection, Starscream, you punk! Starscream: Like hell I will!
Pokejedservo says:
Why "Revenge of the Nerds" and "Transformers the Movie" should NEVER mix!
Speedbreaker says:
Starscream:"Megatron, thank Primus! Jazz is in heat, get him off me!!!"
Anonymous says:
(bumblebee opens the door) o,bumblebee,please don´t tell optimus,i´ve said him that i have no time today
Anonymous says:
starscream: AAAHHHH!!! YEAH MORE!! MO......
Someone out of the pic: SMILE!!! your on candid camera!
Jazz: Hey! get that F*** thing off!!!!
optimuslives says:
If this doesnt get the autobots and the decepticons to stop fighting I dont know what will
Anonymous says:
Jazz: This is for bad-mouthing Black Belt Jones. Scatman was da bomb in that movie.
Anonymous says:
JZ: LET GO OF MY EAR!
SS: AFTER YOU TAKE THAT FOOT OF YOURS OUT OF MY BALLS!
Anonymous says:
Whaaat!? We're FIGHTING!!! Get lost!! NO!! NOT A CAMERA!! This is soooo embarassing.....
Anonymous says:
jazz: gimmee back my pokemon cards back!!
starscream: NEVEEEERRR! their mine all mine!!
Super Prime says:
Jazz: Prime found us. How did he find our secret hiding place. Starscream: Who knows I bet that a$$hole Frenzy told him where we were hiding....he was the only one I told.
Black Arachnis says:
I`ll make ya scream allright!!!starscream:
ya want prime ta see what you did with carly?
jazz:why you little....
Bumblebee says:
Hi starscream i'm the first male autobot slut one handcuff, 2 and yes look at the met fluid a cumin
Anonymous says:
JAZZ:Listen STARSCREAM;just because I have headlights on my chest doesn't mean I'm a female AUTOBOT you sick freak!
Anonymous says:
Similar to the lesbian scout in Sailer moon, some details never make it to US audiences
Anonymous says:
A voice offscreen:"Smile! You're in a Hidden camera show!"
Windcharger says:
Starscream: Megatron!?! It's not what it looks like...I swear I was thinking of you the entire time
Anonymous says:
Jazz: GET OUT, AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU PRIME!! Don't give me that look!.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: jazz i never knew?!..Jazz:..but .. but .. but.. i thought starscream was a girl!!??.Starscrewam: no you fool.. i am i am just shut up and get back down here !
Anonymous says:
Back seat,windows up, thats the way u like to F***!Rip the pants and rip the shirt.Roll around all in the dirt.
Anonymous says:
Prime - "Jazz what do you think your doing??" Jazz - "Um Nothing"
Prime - "Yeah right Jazz."
Taggenagger says:
Jazz:....oh PROWL?!?! Ehrmrmm..... i..i..it´s not what it looks like..ehh........are you going to tell Optimus?
Anonymous says:
Starscream, since you hurt your leg in the movie, you can share mine!
Jazz, you got dandruff!
prime says:
As Starscream and Jazz were finishing their game of twister, the door opened....
