Jazz gets on Starscream

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Richeot: Dad, what the **** are you doing?
Jazz: I'm getting your homework back from this scammer. Also, you spend too much time with those middle school friends of yours.
Richeot: s****
Jazz: grounded for 3 years!

ksol71339 says:

JAZZ:. " HOLD STILL WHILE I'LL RIDE YOU! "

STARSCREAM:. " NEXT TIME, I'LL BE ON TOP! "

Victinoko says:

Jazz now goes to starscream for help

Optimum Supreme says:

UFC sure has gotten more exciting since relocating to Cybertron

trailbreaker says:

So that's how GoBots are made....

trailbreaker says:

"AAAAH! We're stuck !!"

Rainmaker says:

Is this doing it with style?

Vector sigma326 says:

Its not what! it look like

Crashcomet says:

J: This is the last time I ever do a charity photoshoot for the fangirls!

Dragon_Convoy says:

come on starscream stop fighting it, you said last night you wanted me on top

galvatron224 says:

JAZZ:OPTIMUS?!?!
STARSCREAM:MEGATRON?!?!
STARSCREAM AND JAZZ: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!!

Zeedust says:

Starscream was Jealous of Jazz's movie design, and tried to start a fight. Jazz kickced Starscream's @$$ and sent him off to Gendo Ikari.

That's why Starscream looks like a mutated Evangelion in the new movie. True story.

Tiedye says:

Jazz- Why won't you love ME!
Starscream- Slag it! How many times do I have to tell you! I'm not Gay!

Unknown says:

starscream:jazz what the hell happened to your other leg

UFO says:

DAD!what are you doing here? we were just..um..i was fixing starscream

Zeedust says:

Arguments about who was more poorly animated tended to degenrate into fistfights.

Demonic Femme says:

S: NO! GET OFF ME, GET OFF ME!!
J: AW- come on, what's the matter?
S: I am NOT LIKE THAT! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!
J: YOU?! You don't have a girlfriend, lemme see your wallet!
S: NO!- HELP!!!
J: Hey wow... she is pretty.
S: *snatches wallet*

Ultra Wheelshot says:

J: Man that's a real realistic Costume you've got on
S: I wanted to be Jazz
M: Now now play nice
J and S: Oh mom

trailbreaker says:

"MOM !! Starscream took my lollipop !!"

Hot§hot says:

Jazz: "Uhh, Optimus! It's not what you think! It's not what you think!!!!

StarScream: "Ugh *slaps Jazz* you bitch!"

Prowl Worshipper says:

Twister, Transformers-style!

Zeedust says:

Jazz: "My horn! The primus-slagged piece of scrap bit off my horn!"

Starsceam: "Well, DUH! This IS a fight, moron, or was that bout of banging on my head just a misunderstanding?"

Prowl Worshipper says:

J:(To self) Oooh, Prow- Wings? What the?
S:(To self) Oooh, Thun- Huh? No wings?
Both, opening optics: EEEEEK!!
J: WHAT in the name of Primus are YOU doing in my dream?!
S: YOUR dream? What are YOU doing in MY dream?!

Both: HOLY SLAG! AAAUUGH!

*T

Masterpiece Prowl says:

other 'bots and 'cons: DOGPILE!!

Zeedust says:

Starscream: "Oh, GREAT... He's STUCK... And I thought the thing with Megatron and Ratchet was embarassing..."

Kal-Seth says:

Next on Behind The scenes The Tranformers Learn about Jazz and Star Scrams Love Life and How they had a love child named hotrod

Zeedust says:

*Starscream howls in pain*

Jazz: "I warned you, didn't I? I told you to get your skidplate outta here before I shoved my foot so far up your exhaust port..." Starsceam: "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SPEAKING FIGURATIVELY!&am

Anonymous says:

Jazz: Uhhh... we were just... uhh... playing Dance Dance Revolution... I swear!! Starscream: Uhh... yeah!

Anonymous says:

It's not what it looks like, Megatron...

gir says:

The two: "uhhhhhhhh" prime: "Quick cover spikes eyes!"

PredaKing says:

Jazz: Medic!

Anonymous says:

Optimus...um..a..what..um..brings you here?

Shadowcon says:

Jazz: Where's the money, where's the money?? Starscream: I told you, you don't get the money until I see a ring on my finger! (sobbing) I want us to be together.

SilverStar says:

Jazz on Starscream enough said and dirty minds to put them togather!!

Anonymous says:

Jazz: What the hell is everyone staring at?
A-bots & D-cons: NOTHING!
Starscream: Where is your other foot Ja...oh there it is.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Jazz...WHAT THE HELL ARE DOING?!!! GET THE ---- OFF ME YOU FAGGOT!!!!
Jazz:*Runs away crying*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Jade says:

This is for saying (blues music) sucks!

Anonymous says:

STARSCREAM: No you will not get my Jazz transformers toy
Jazz: GIVE IT TO ME!!!!

Dean says:

Jazz:i got him guys take his wallet Starscream:HELP MEGATRON

Zu Darkness says:

The UFC looking for better ways to improve their ratings

Anonymous says:

Bag's Starscream. Pileon!!!

Bruticus says:

Jazz: "Aw, crap, we've been found out!"
Starscream: "Quick! I've got a couple of Pretender shells we can hide in!"

Anonymous says:

Jazz: "Aww s*!t! We're on camera!

Anonymous says:

oh jazz... i like when your black bot bone is all up in me!

Dj Flash says:

Jazz: AAAhhh candid Camera!!

Anonymous says:

Gay,gay,gaybots. Transformers gay bots.

ryo777 says:

Jazz:HEY,STARSCREAM!!...Is this a TRICK?!!...You said this would be a couples thing,..then how come Wheelie is walking towards us with the "lubricant".

ryo777 says:

Starscream: Awwww CRAP!! What a GREAT time for my "Null ray" to f**k up!!

ryo777 says:

Jazz: Yo, sorry Screamer, I wanted to play "Rodeo", but Tantrum was on his period. I guess you'll do!

ryo777 says:

Starscream: Jazz if you wanna ride you hafta wait till I transform to plane mode!...uh, Jazz?...OH, NEVER MIND!!

Anonymous says:

I JUST DONT WANT TO.......... NO

Omega Supreme says:

Jazz: I hope no one founds out bout this.
Starscream: Who cares??
*Megatron and Optimus walk in after trying to kill each other*
Optimus: I'm going to kill them first!!
Megatron: No you're not I am going to kill them!!
Optimus: Pfft

Anonymous says:

Jazz: we're going to get found out sooner or later you know..
starscream: shut up and kiss me!

Anonymous says:

WHAT IS WITH THESE GAT PORN JOKES?!

Anonymous says:

Tell this freakin fairy to give me my quarter!!!! teeth dont just grow on trees around here!

dino says:

Starscream: get off of me Jazz: 1 2 3 If you smellllll what Jazz is cookin

Anonymous says:

Optimus- "Jazz, did you get Starscream to reveal- JESUS!"
Jazz- "..."
Starscream- "Prime! I swear I will talk if you just get him offa me!!!"

Anonymous says:

And today on Behind the Bot...
Jazz- "Get that camera outa here!!!"

Sledge says:

Wheelie's voyeur fantasy....

Firestorm says:

Why there is no Transformer WWE.

Anonymous says:

ss:get of me you little pervert. jazz: i want you know

APOLLO says:

Starscream: "Get off me you gay Autobot toad"

Jazz: "Make me, you sexy beast."

Chachi says:

J: "Say Uncle! SAY UNCLE!"
S: "Wait... What?"

Anonymous says:

The negative effect of drug consum

Anonymous says:

After watchin DBZ, Jazz and Starscream unsuccessfully try to merge.

Anonymous says:

Jazz: who left the door open? SS: Why are you asking me?!

hotspot says:

Jazz: take back what you said about my mom. Starsream: Never

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Jazz, get your right leg out of my a§§

Anonymous says:

Starscream:"Get ready for all those lame gay jokes, Jazz."

Anonymous says:

In Loving Memory of Chris Latta and Scatman Crothers!

Anonymous says:

Jazz: Gimme back my CD collection, Starscream, you punk! Starscream: Like hell I will!

Anonymous says:

Jazz: Hey Spot, come over here and help me.

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Get off me Jazz you homosexaul!

Omega Prime says:

Starscream: harder! harder! harder you dumb fµ©k!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Get off of me you idiot!

Jazz: Sorry.

Pokejedservo says:

Why "Revenge of the Nerds" and "Transformers the Movie" should NEVER mix!

Speedbreaker says:

Starscream:"Megatron, thank Primus! Jazz is in heat, get him off me!!!"

Anonymous says:

(bumblebee opens the door) o,bumblebee,please don´t tell optimus,i´ve said him that i have no time today

Anonymous says:

Starscream: Oh man, I thought you said we had the arc all to ourselves!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: JAZZ!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!!
Jazz:....nothn

Anonymous says:

starscream: AAAHHHH!!! YEAH MORE!! MO......
Someone out of the pic: SMILE!!! your on candid camera!
Jazz: Hey! get that F*** thing off!!!!

optimuslives says:

If this doesnt get the autobots and the decepticons to stop fighting I dont know what will

Anonymous says:

Jazz: This is for bad-mouthing Black Belt Jones. Scatman was da bomb in that movie.

Anonymous says:

ohh owww! stop!!! no!! noo!!!! yessss!!!!

Anonymous says:

JZ: LET GO OF MY EAR!
SS: AFTER YOU TAKE THAT FOOT OF YOURS OUT OF MY BALLS!

Anonymous says:

jazz:wear just frenids prime

Anonymous says:

starscram: put your head in the right positon jazz.

Anonymous says:

Whaaat!? We're FIGHTING!!! Get lost!! NO!! NOT A CAMERA!! This is soooo embarassing.....

Thunderstreak says:

Transformers, episode 101: Rampage in the Redlight District!

Anonymous says:

Prime! Jazz! Prime! Starscream! Rocky!

Galvatron Z says:

A scene from Fox's new show "Temptation Cybertron".

Anonymous says:

jazz: gimmee back my pokemon cards back!!
starscream: NEVEEEERRR! their mine all mine!!

Silverwolf says:

WTF!? GIVE ME THAT CAMERA YOU LITTLE fµ©k!

george says:

stop picking on my little brother

Anonymous says:

"I give up, Jazz, you're the world champ!"

Anonymous says:

I can explain.....

Unknown says:

Jazz : Alone atlast!

Super Prime says:

Jazz: Prime found us. How did he find our secret hiding place. Starscream: Who knows I bet that a$$hole Frenzy told him where we were hiding....he was the only one I told.

Black Arachnis says:

I`ll make ya scream allright!!!starscream:
ya want prime ta see what you did with carly?
jazz:why you little....

Jim says:

it's not what it looks like Ma!

Jim says:

it's not what it looks like ma

Unknown says:

SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!!

Bumblebee says:

Hi starscream i'm the first male autobot slut one handcuff, 2 and yes look at the met fluid a cumin

Anonymous says:

JAZZ:Listen STARSCREAM;just because I have headlights on my chest doesn't mean I'm a female AUTOBOT you sick freak!

Anonymous says:

Similar to the lesbian scout in Sailer moon, some details never make it to US audiences

Anonymous says:

megs:what the hell are you two doing?
ss: nuttin.

Unknown says:

Prime: Jazz....I thought you were going to look for Spike!!!

Anonymous says:

A voice offscreen:"Smile! You're in a Hidden camera show!"

Anonymous says:

Smile! You're in a Hidden camera show!

Windcharger says:

Starscream: Megatron!?! It's not what it looks like...I swear I was thinking of you the entire time

Anonymous says:

It's alright, Jazz. It happens to everyone sometime.

Anonymous says:

MOM, uhh dad and I were just uh...

Anonymous says:

It's my Penut butter sandwich!

Anonymous says:

Jazz: GET OUT, AND SHUT THE DOOR BEHIND YOU PRIME!! Don't give me that look!.

Anonymous says:

Honestly Optimus, you've never heard of "static cling"

Snake says:

The JAZZ doesn't care about what your mokey butt thinks

Anonymous says:

Optimus: jazz i never knew?!..Jazz:..but .. but .. but.. i thought starscream was a girl!!??.Starscrewam: no you fool.. i am i am just shut up and get back down here !

Anonymous says:

YOU'LL...NEVER...DESTROY...THE WWF!

Anonymous says:

"Save me, Starscream! I don't wanna be a Pretendah!"

Anonymous says:

And now, back to our fight at the Cybertron Wrestling Federation!

Anonymous says:

Back seat,windows up, thats the way u like to F***!Rip the pants and rip the shirt.Roll around all in the dirt.

Optimus says:

No RAPE!

Anonymous says:

"Ummm, we planned on telling you on thanksgiving Prime"

Snake says:

JAZ(homer voice):why you little

Anonymous says:

Prime - "Jazz what do you think your doing??" Jazz - "Um Nothing"
Prime - "Yeah right Jazz."

MiGrAnE says:

come on jazz, i want to be on top now...

Anonymous says:

"For the last time! I'm not compatible with Autobots!"

trooper says:

Playbot

Anonymous says:

NO! means NO!

Lord Galvatron says:

C'mon Ref! That was a three count!

Optimus Prime says:

Tracks(offscreen):Can I join the fun?

Bombshell says:

The scene that almost gave TF:TM a R rating!

Anonymous says:

Starscream: MEGATRON!?
Jazz: OPTIMUS!?

Taggenagger says:

Jazz:....oh PROWL?!?! Ehrmrmm..... i..i..it´s not what it looks like..ehh........are you going to tell Optimus?

Anonymous says:

Starscream, since you hurt your leg in the movie, you can share mine!
Jazz, you got dandruff!

prime says:

As Starscream and Jazz were finishing their game of twister, the door opened....