The Ultimate Caption Contest
Machinima's Transformers Combiner Wars Poster
85 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
Optimus Prime realizes the irrelevance of transformers to the average modern child. Opon research, he discovers anime and starts a new crotch thrust campain
Tigerhawk7109 says:
Seriously, they couldn’t have put any less effort into this piece of shit.
Tigerhawk7109 says:
They called this shit Combiner Wars? More like Com[i]boner[/i] Wars.
X3ROhour says:
Optimus: "Is it just me, or does my crotch panel seem a bit loose? Oh, well. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"
Castle74 says:
Tonight...in this very ring...it's Computron versus Menasor in a no DQ match..with special guest referee...Optimus Prime!!
snavej says:
Menasor: Don't dent the spoiler!
Computron: Don't scratch the wings!
Prime: Beeyatch fights make me horni!
snavej says:
Combiners spoiling your fireworks orgy? There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry. Have you tried distracting them with a bus?
Terrsolpix says:
Recreate your favorite scenes with $100 dollar toys and 80 action figure stands!
Bumblebee21 says:
i will be the number 1 caption contest winner.
oh wait. there goes elita one and arcee. uh-oh
Tailgun says:
This boner, no matter how vast, will never be big enough for you and I to take a piss...
silversteele says:
Menasor: No touchies, no touchies!!
Prime: Damnit, not again. Gonna have to dial this all the way up to awesome...
sinnertwin1215 says:
Do you like your crap delivered in 5 minute intervals, once a week, over a two month period??? Well then, THIS IS FOR YOU!!! TRANSFORMERS: COMBINER WARS- Not even worth the time it took to type this. ...plus GO90 sucks.
BattleConvoy says:
We hoped for Peter Cullen, we got someotherguy.
We hoped for it to have a good story, IT SUCKED!
Blozor says:
"It is not logical to--"
"Let him thrust, Computron, just...let him thrust."
NINEFINGAZ says:
Last night Donald trump unveiled his backup plan to the border wall stating "This is clearly the more realistic option."
Torneira says:
(Off screen) Elita One:
"Oww... Prime is that your gun or are you kust happy to see... oh wait you're holding your gun...."
Red 50 says:
Transformers Combiner Wars: The Series - The Transformers' equivalent to Terminator Genysis
KibishiNazo says:
Menasor: Wait I thought you said we were going for a fist bump?
Superion: No I said high five...
D-Maximal_Primal says:
You ever get the feeling that Prime may be into some BDSM stuff here? Even if Computron seems to have not signed the contract
Towline says:
The poster shoot was plauged with trouble. The photographer wanted Optimus Prime to twerk, while Menasor is jealous of Computron's "jazz hands".
SureShot18 says:
Oh, Prime is going to be coming a lot sooner than August 2. If you know what I mean.
Optimum Supreme says:
Optimus:"Quick, let's get outta here before Nobody Loves Wheelie zings us again!"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Optimus, "Prime Wars Trilogy? Sigh...its gonna be a long hard day."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Somehow I doubt chest exposed crotch thrust forward is a good fighting stance.
Madeus Prime says:
Little known fact, Optimus Prime invented the "time warp" dance from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Madeus Prime says:
Menasor: Computron! That isn't how you do a fist bump!
Computron: Menasor! That isn't how you do a high five!
Zeedust says:
I don't get what everyone's going on about, there's LITERALLY nothing under there.
lonrac says:
Computron: High five, we made the caption contest
Menasor: Don't be a douche.
Optimus ( doing jon bailey impression) "that's what she said"
DedicatedGhostArt says:
A penis-oriented caption contest? William-James is gonna love this one.
King Kuuga says:
And it's the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane!
Let's wage Combiner War again!
