Machinima's Transformers Combiner Wars Poster

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Optimus Prime realizes the irrelevance of transformers to the average modern child. Opon research, he discovers anime and starts a new crotch thrust campain

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Seriously, they couldn’t have put any less effort into this piece of shit.

Tigerhawk7109 says:

They called this shit Combiner Wars? More like Com[i]boner[/i] Wars.

Tigerhawk7109 says:

Behold... Thrustimus Prime!... and also some random-ass combiners.

X3ROhour says:

Optimus: "Is it just me, or does my crotch panel seem a bit loose? Oh, well. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"

Castle74 says:

Tonight...in this very ring...it's Computron versus Menasor in a no DQ match..with special guest referee...Optimus Prime!!

Nacelle says:

THEYRE GONNA BUILD... AN ARMY OF COMBINERS!!!!!

snavej says:

Menasor: Don't dent the spoiler!

Computron: Don't scratch the wings!

Prime: Beeyatch fights make me horni!

snavej says:

Let's make Peter Cullen say embarrassing things! We have no respect!

snavej says:

Combiners spoiling your fireworks orgy? There's nothing we can do about it. Sorry. Have you tried distracting them with a bus?

snavej says:

I must stop looking through hardware and electronics catalogues!

snavej says:

I love it when my friends and enemies come together!

snavej says:

Nothing like a good stick of Prime Beef!

Prime Target says:

Why does this shit exist

Terrsolpix says:

Recreate your favorite scenes with $100 dollar toys and 80 action figure stands!

Bumblebee21 says:

i will be the number 1 caption contest winner.
oh wait. there goes elita one and arcee. uh-oh

Tailgun says:

I got the touch...and a court summons because of said touch.

Tailgun says:

Cumboner Wars: Groin Wars Trilogy

Tailgun says:

Humping Robot: The Sequel

Tailgun says:

Walk up to the club like what up I have a roboboner.

Tailgun says:

This boner, no matter how vast, will never be big enough for you and I to take a piss...

silversteele says:

Menasor: No touchies, no touchies!!
Prime: Damnit, not again. Gonna have to dial this all the way up to awesome...

snavej says:

It is pneumatic and capable of lifting five hundred tonnes if necessary.

Ryrynz says:

Cumming August 2

Ryrynz says:

Boners are the right of all sentient beings.

Ryrynz says:

That's one tight fist, obviously had his other weapon in THAT hand.

Ryrynz says:

Dick will stand, ass shall fall.

Ryrynz says:

Look at that Prime schlong bustin right out of his pants.

sinnertwin1215 says:

Do you like your crap delivered in 5 minute intervals, once a week, over a two month period??? Well then, THIS IS FOR YOU!!! TRANSFORMERS: COMBINER WARS- Not even worth the time it took to type this. ...plus GO90 sucks.

LegoLover58 says:

Below Bad,
Below Mediocre,
Far Below your wildest expectations.

Quantum Surge says:

Jon 3.0 is now Prime. Possible Honest Trailer for this series?

NovamusPrime3 says:

THIS is how you win a battle!!

BattleConvoy says:

We hoped for Peter Cullen, we got someotherguy.
We hoped for it to have a good story, IT SUCKED!

Blozor says:

"It is not logical to--"

"Let him thrust, Computron, just...let him thrust."

NINEFINGAZ says:

Last night Donald trump unveiled his backup plan to the border wall stating "This is clearly the more realistic option."

EvasionModeBumblebee says:

"You see, Megatron? THIS is what awesome looks like."

Torneira says:

(Off screen) Elita One:
"Oww... Prime is that your gun or are you kust happy to see... oh wait you're holding your gun...."

steve2275 says:

i cant fight this felling anymore

Red 50 says:

Transformers Combiner Wars: The Series - The Transformers' equivalent to Terminator Genysis

primalxconvoy says:

"Prime your Angus!"

paul053 says:

Rock scissors paper

Sarahthecutevixen says:

Transformers Combiner wars: Shattered expectations,

KibishiNazo says:

Menasor: Wait I thought you said we were going for a fist bump?
Superion: No I said high five...

TheBritishFan says:

We have WAY too many giant robots hanging around!

DR0hNO says:

Optimus prime: "i need to look cool on this poster!"

#Sideways# says:

Computron wants to steal Menasor's doughnut.

Menasor has other ideas.

shauyaun says:

Optimus prime:Scrap!did I leave the stove on?!

D-Maximal_Primal says:

You ever get the feeling that Prime may be into some BDSM stuff here? Even if Computron seems to have not signed the contract

Towline says:

The poster shoot was plauged with trouble. The photographer wanted Optimus Prime to twerk, while Menasor is jealous of Computron's "jazz hands".

Bronzewolf says:

"Oh yeah...I got the touch"

SureShot18 says:

Oh, Prime is going to be coming a lot sooner than August 2. If you know what I mean.

Optimum Supreme says:

Optimus:"Quick, let's get outta here before Nobody Loves Wheelie zings us again!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Optimus, "Prime Wars Trilogy? Sigh...its gonna be a long hard day."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Computron and Menasaur, "OUCH STATIC SHOCK!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Somehow I doubt chest exposed crotch thrust forward is a good fighting stance.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Even Optimus is excited by the thought of a new cartoon.

chefclark says:

Combiner Bros before Cyber...

Madeus Prime says:

Little known fact, Optimus Prime invented the "time warp" dance from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Madeus Prime says:

Menasor: Computron! That isn't how you do a fist bump!
Computron: Menasor! That isn't how you do a high five!

Optimum Supreme says:

Duffman aka Optimus is thrusting in the direction of the problem.

Rellko says:

I can't seem to find my feet, Elita-one is going to go nuts...

EunuchRon says:

I've got bearings of chrome steel!

Zeedust says:

I don't get what everyone's going on about, there's LITERALLY nothing under there.

Mr O says:

'TOUCH!'

trailbreaker says:

Boing!

Rainmaker says:

PELVIC THRUST OF VIOLATION!

LE0KING says:

Comboner wars

Decepticon Stryker says:

Elita One's offscreen without her chestplate.

no-one says:

I WANNA ROCK!

lonrac says:

Computron: High five, we made the caption contest
Menasor: Don't be a douche.
Optimus ( doing jon bailey impression) "that's what she said"

Bumblebee21 says:

its a gun its not what you think it is

Evil Eye says:

"Welp, I need a cold shower."

Beyonder says:

Gonads has the Right to All Sentient Beings

Beyonder says:

One shall CERTAINLY STAND! Yours shall FALL!

Beyonder says:

Ballsy move Optimus, ballsy move...

Mr O says:

"Someone called for a big, purple monster?"

Cobotron says:

Scrotum is the right of ALL sentient beings.

DedicatedGhostArt says:

A penis-oriented caption contest? William-James is gonna love this one.

DedicatedGhostArt says:

(Optimus posing for all those Spike fans.)

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Optimus: "Calm down, it was a dare."

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Time for Combiner Warrrrr...drobe-malfunctions.

King Kuuga says:

And it's the pelvic thrust that really drives them insane!
Let's wage Combiner War again!

Emerje says:

This may be Combiner Wars, but Optimus brought his Titan.

D-Maximal_Primal says:

Time to break out the big boys!

william-james88 says:

Should not have taken that viagra so early!