The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron checks out Breakdown's trunk
74 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
OOOOOOHHHH.... its breakdowns anime girl collection
jonnyflash? WHY
DeltaSilver88 says:
...Soundwave, make a note. We will not keep dead human bodies in our trunks in the future since they keep getting stuck to the carpet.
Bismuth says:
Megatron the skirt-lifter... wait no trunk-lifter... Great. I'm confused now.
spartanH85 says:
Frenzy....was this the car you stole from the robbers? You said they robbed a bank? What intrest do humans have with jars of water....ill never understand humans
MarkNL says:
Megs: "Why are you seperated into two pieces?" Breakdown: "Well, let's say the traps in Skyrim are unhealthy..."
ldsam01 says:
Just checking for a Hernia... Shit! I have a boner now! Breakdown, I never knew you had such a big dick!!
reluttr says:
"Hummm.... quite spacious indeed... *decks starscream randomly* Why isn't there a weapon here instead of a empty void!"
Nerdimus Maximus says:
Coming this Fall...
To CBS...
MEGATRON in...
Cybertronian Proctologist...
(Thursdays after 'The Big Bang Theory'... at it's new time.)
retrothrust says:
whatcha gunna do with all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk? i'ma gunna git-chu git-chu drunk, git-chu drunk up on ma hump
Bumblevivisector says:
DESTROY-MONARCH: "The quality of those KO gestalt-team gift-sets really is going downhill; first they replace Dead End and Wildrider with Technobots, and now I only get half a Breakdown!"
Bicycletronox says:
Months of waiting and they only ship me one half of Car Crash??? NOOOOOO!!!
Axelbro says:
Megatron:really lovely trunk
Breakdown: why am i not in robot mode to slap that p###ert
sdn1337 says:
So breakdown... lets see if you can "break it down." *Diabolical Megatron laugh*
Wheelie Prime says:
Breakdown was relieved. He had feared Megatron would solve Menasor’s unequal leg length problem by taking him off the Stunticon team.
TransFunctional says:
"..and that was when Megatron thought he could build a better time-machine than a DeLorean. Finding out he had no room left for an engine, Megatron decides to scrap the project. And that, son, is how we got our Breakdown bookends."
Maestro Meister says:
Three and a half hours into the transformation process, Megatron regretted eschewing the instructions on his Masterpiece Breakdown figure.
SaTaN CoNvOy says:
Megatron watcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk inside your trunk?
agentcastle says:
sex ed class was much more hands-on than expected for teen-age megetron
JaffleMaker says:
Starscream, what is this weird swing car contraption hanging in the middle of your room? It looks like it's been rear ended quite badly and.. ewww! Please tell me those aren't transmission fluid stains.
Powermaster Prime says:
Well so what do we have here...WHOAA bras and condoms?? Ok it's enough Soundwave, you may drop this piece of perverted con hard on the floor
Powermaster Prime says:
With this kind of engine, yes..you may break down and cry. Worthless scum
WolfSpider1979 says:
So THIS is where that stink bomb originated last week! Breakdown, your gas is WORSE than Smokescreen's!
Trikeboy says:
With the end of the war ending in favor of the Autobots, Megatron was forced to be a mechanic in the repair bays.
Nemesis Maximo says:
Megatron: "oh, oh God...oh that's...that's just...Soundwave! Get him...what's left of him...out of there!"
Ultra Markus says:
poor megatron had to find work at the auto plant to make ends meat after his fall from stardom in the mid 90's.....
maroyasha says:
Megatron: Soundwave, why is there an engine in this trunk? This isn't a Volkswagen right?
Shockwave: No Lord Megatron
Megatron: Starscream's designs?
Shockwave: I am afraid so Lord Megatron.
Megatron: *pinches nose* Ugh!
King Slick says:
You know Soundwave, I really would rather be something with some style. Perhaps a car. On second thought, cars aren't really menacing. Maybe a tank, or a plane....how bout you Soundwave? Ever wanted to be something better than a tape deck?
mythic_man says:
hmmm there really is no "junk" in his trunk. blasters, yes; grenades, sure; but no junk.
Humanfactor says:
and breakdown's career as a magician's assistant comes to an abrupt end......
SLUGSLINGER81 says:
SOUNDWAVE!...gimme a beat.."but Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda...my ana-conda don't want none unless you got buns hun!"
#Sideways# says:
You think that Fusion Cannon is used just for shooting things?
It's also a wrench! What were *you* thinking about?
Optimum Supreme says:
Little known fact: Before the war, Megatron was Cybertron's top cyberproctologist.
VioMeTriX says:
no wonder hes broken.... who put a PBJ in his back end, he is not a vcr
Ravage XK says:
No this wont do, it's just too impractical. We need something with a bigger boot. What do you have in the way of hatchbacks puny human salesperson? Also, the front of this car appears to be missing.
Fires_Of_Inferno says:
Megatron: "They said I couldn't be a proctologist with giant metal box-shaped forearms that are much bigger than my hand. I'll show them! Try to relax sir!"
Breakdown: "Please kill me first!"
Manterax Prime says:
AH SLAG! I thought I could store my burritos in here but Breakdowns engine is there. O well, like we need engines.
*proceeds to remove engine*
Antron says:
OK Breakdown. Just relax and breathe normally. Now, you're going to feel a little pinch.
Bumblevivisector says:
MEGATRON: "Hmmm, I thought this sort of thing only happened to Mirage..."
