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Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair

Megatron looking in the Insecticon lair
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109 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Thundercracker - “Quick, push him in and lock the door !!”

Jun 26, 2022

trailbreaker says:

“I see Hobbits !”

Mar 31, 2022

trailbreaker says:

“Let’s have a campout !!”

Apr 14, 2020

Evil Eye says:

"And this is my secret clubhouse!"

May 28, 2017

digigirl411 says:

You can come out now those bugs aren't very scary at all.

Apr 2, 2017

o.supreme says:

You can check out any time you like / But you can never leave

Apr 19, 2016

Caleb.tron says:

This ain't a lair its a party Soundwave turn it up

Jul 31, 2014

Caleb.tron says:

I thought i told Starscream to clean and exterminate the bugs Thundercracker your his brother tell him to do it over!

Jul 31, 2014

Revenge of Bruticus says:

Megatron: After years of searching, I have finally found it. The infamous Glory Hole.

Oct 25, 2012

Swoopscream says:

Have I found the G-spot?

Sep 10, 2012

Sideswipe619 says:

Thundercracker: WHAT WHERE

Aug 9, 2012

Sideswipe619 says:

Megatron: OMFG I found the entrance to butlins

Aug 9, 2012

SentinelA says:

Megatron:
The hell with y'all. I'm going into my mancave

Jun 20, 2012

Tripredacus says:

You right, this is a messed up peep show ya'll! Who got 25 more cents!

Apr 8, 2012

G1 Legacy says:

You were right Soundwave...it IS Insecticons...smells like a Junkion toilet in here.

Mar 20, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Oh, look at them, they're so cute!

Mar 18, 2012

Optimus1116 says:

Megatron: Soundwave, come over here! There's some funky transforming going on in here!

Jan 31, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

It worked for Alice

Jan 29, 2012

Octocon says:

I'm telling you soundwave, I saw a Hobbit!

Jan 24, 2012

maroyasha says:

Megatron: Where are the humans with the face paint?
Thundercracker: Megatron, I believe they're called Native Americans. Which wouldn't make sense beacue we're in like a jungle ro something.

Jan 21, 2012

Skywarp64 says:

"Just give it up, Megatron. Yoda doesn't live in there anymore."

Jan 17, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

I swear I saw little humans with large hairy feet go down this hole.

Jan 10, 2012

altramaxus says:

if you go down to the woods today.......

Dec 10, 2011

#Sideways# says:

For Ravage, the discovery of an ancient Decepticon Escape Pod means absolutely nothing.

Dec 7, 2011

moonie says:

megatron: so... this is the famous isle of goatse.

Dec 8, 2007

Scatterlung says:

Megatron: Candy Mountain and no Candy? What's going on here...

Nov 28, 2007

Rept138 says:

Megatron:"The ego in my head is so big that it won't let me enter this blasted Insecticon cave".

Nov 26, 2007

moonie says:

megatron: enjoying solitary confinement starscream?

starscream; from the inside: I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THE GOBOTS! AAAAAH!!!!!! HAVE MERCY MEGATRON!!! MERCYYYYY!!!

Nov 17, 2007

trailbreaker says:

Thundercracker -- "Megatron, Ravage is peeing in the lake again!!"

Oct 26, 2007

Zeedust says:

"Damn it, Yoda. I know you're in there! You owe me twenty bucks! And you said you'd bake us a cake!"

Oct 25, 2007

Swerve says:

Megatron: What a crap hole! The next Decepticon that complains about our base will be staying with the Insecticons.

Oct 21, 2007

darkqueen01 says:

Megatron, Soundwave, and Thundercracker were both dismayed to find out that the secret Insecticon lair was not an actual portal leading to the mind of John Malkovich.

Oct 20, 2007

Mad_Mexicoy says:

Let's see how many of us can fit in here!!

Oct 17, 2007

Blazefrost says:

All right, where those wall-eating scrap metals hide my copy of TRANSFORMERS: THE GAME?

Oct 14, 2007

shockticus says:

Thundercracker: Did you find that blasted Arcee?

Megatron:Ummm...uh...er...no?

Sep 28, 2007

Jetfire1978 says:

(thundercracker)Hey soundwave have you noticed that this tree looks like a foot

Sep 21, 2007

Transformation619 says:

Megatron: Hehehe
Thundercracker: Haahahahah! I don't get it...
Megatron: Don't you see!If we go through this pipe, it will take us to mushroom kingdom and then we invade that area, kill all the mario characters, then we can be the real mario a

Sep 19, 2007

Q_Silverbolt says:

"What is this a baby's play pen?"

Sep 19, 2007

Dragon_Convoy says:

I think we'll Find Osama Bin Laden in here

Sep 16, 2007

Dragonoth says:

Megatron: Is this the Insecticon's lair where we lodge complaints of bugs in HMW?
Thundercracker: There aren't any bugs in HMW now.
Megatron: Yes, they appear to be out at the moment.

Sep 16, 2007

Minicle says:

Thundercracker; Er, Megatron. I really think it´s time we called a Plumber in.

Sep 16, 2007

Minicle says:

Megatron; Soundwave. Remind me never to book a room at Butlins again.

Sep 16, 2007

Death-Ray Charles says:

There had better not be a badger in here like last time...or i'll be SOO pissed

Sep 15, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron : its a boy! thundercracker are you video taping?

soundwave : i hope my dna test comes back negative.

Sep 15, 2007

Ironhider says:

Megatron: I found the secret entrance to the Playboy bunnies shower room.
Thundercracker: I told you so

Sep 15, 2007

dabattousai says:

Megatron: This is where we will be stashing all the stolen copies of Halo 3 until the Christmas Season starts up. Then we will sell on Ebay at extreme prices.

Thundercracker: I hope to play it before Megatron goes through with his scheme.

Sound

Sep 15, 2007

ProwlDC2 says:

I see its head!

Sep 15, 2007

ProwlDC2 says:

Thunder: Yes!! time Out, 30mins this time!

Sep 15, 2007

Unknown says:

I found the GLORY HOLE !!!!!!

Sep 15, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron :so this is the underground robot strip club.

thundercracker: i knew you'd like it .

soundwave : is arcee working tonight.

megatron : hello autobabe!

Sep 15, 2007

deceptitom says:

hmm yeah this won't be cheap,I can have the parts in maybe a week

Sep 15, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron: wheres all the booze? its gone!

thunder: those damn autobots always find our stash.

soundwave : if starscream were call the shots we wouldnt have this problem.

Sep 15, 2007

leader-desslock says:

Megatron-I think I hear Eddy Murphy.
Soundwave-Ravage, not here, go by the tree.
Thundercracker-Common guys, the Play Boy Mansion is just down the street.

Sep 14, 2007

Kryptikore says:

Megatron: Come on Decepticons it's time for us to cornhole us a drunk!

Sep 14, 2007

Kryptikore says:

Megatron: Is this supposed to be the insecticons lair or an out house? RAVAGE!!! Must you place it right there?

Thundercracker: Oh that's just nasty.

Soundwave: Scanners show ravage is on a healthy diet.

Megatron: Good very good....

Sep 14, 2007

silvershadow says:

Megatron: Where's skimble?
Thundercracker: Who's skimble?
Soundwave: Skimbleshankes the railway cat
Ravage *thinks: cat? what cat?*

Sep 14, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron: warriors, come out and playyy

Sep 13, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron: soundwave will you please clean up after walking ravage ,theres poop all over the place how are we suposed to make this our headquaters .

soundwave: ill stop feeding him meow mix.

thundercracker: whats that floating in the water. RAVAGE!!!

Sep 13, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron

Sep 13, 2007

snavej says:

Megatron: I hope that these 'Insecticons' are really big and powerful!

Thundercracker: Umm, could be.

Soundwave: The probability is relatively encouraging.

Ravage: I'm going this way, to find other robotic panthers and sniff their

Sep 13, 2007

snavej says:

Ravage: Do you all have to follow me whenever I go for a crap in the woods?

Thundercracker: I'm just following orders.

Soundwave: I just want to make sure that nothing's left inside you. I don't want you contaminating my cassette com

Sep 13, 2007

snavej says:

Megatron: Hmm, red light over grassy underground hovel; what could it be?

Soundwave: The internet suggests that it is Yoda's brothel.

Thundercracker: Smells like Yoda and his girls died a few weeks ago. Peeyooo-weee!

Sep 13, 2007

ACStarscream says:

"We're not lost! There's hundreds of these mound-thingies in this place! No need to ask for directions!"

Sep 13, 2007

snavej says:

Thundercracker: Umm, boss, there's a guy here named Treebeard, wants to talk with you about those forest fires we set last week.

Megatron: Tell him to frak off.

Sep 12, 2007

snavej says:

Slim pickings for the Beaver Patrol.

Sep 12, 2007

snavej says:

Thundercracker: Just fire a missile in there and let's go back to work!

Megatron: Numbskull! Hey, anyone in there - I'd come out if I were you. If we don't get you, the next big hurricane will flood you out!

Soundwave: Warning - ban

Sep 12, 2007

Suzuki says:

MEGATRON: Bilbo Baggins, we have come for the One Ring!

THUNDERCRACKER: Um, sir? Are you sure he even has it? I mean you only read the first book, and they were made over fifty Earth years-

MEGATRON: Quiet you fool! I know what I'm doing!

Sep 12, 2007

folkeye says:

Megatron: "Hmmmm....that looks dark and scary. Thundercracker, Soundwave, Ravage, you go first!!!!"

Sep 12, 2007

Lord Megatron Decepticon says:

Ravage: Meow
Megatron: You keep out of it to! I know I made a mistake I was meant to say "Onwards I said" not "Onwards on said".
Thundercracker: It's that time of month isn't it?
Soundwave: Appears so. Megatron would you l

Sep 11, 2007

Lord Megatron Decepticon says:

Megatron: The Insecticons are hiding in here. Decepticons, onwards.
Thundercracker: What's an Insecticon?"
Soundwave: The pest version of a Dinobot.
Thundercracker: Oh like human roaches and what not?
Soundwave: Correct, but bigger, made of

Sep 11, 2007

1337W422102 says:

Megatron gets serviced in unspeakable ways by the one and only Giant Fuzzy Green Swamp-Dwelling Cyclops.

Sep 11, 2007

ninjabot says:

Megatron: Sound Wave, call Orkin and tell them to send some of those Combat Roach Baits, I'll teach those insecticons to raid my kitchen!!!

Sep 11, 2007

Ratbat says:

These Insecticons cannot be fully trusted, Decepticons! We MUST be careful!

Sep 11, 2007

snavej says:

Soundwave: Please don't crawl up Swamp Thing's arse!

Sep 11, 2007

Angelbot says:

Thundercracker: Megatron, it's in poor taste to find your Christmas presents before Christmas.

Sep 11, 2007

Unknown says:

Soundwave:Megatron,what are u doing?!
Megatron:Uuum...Nothing!I..Uhh...
Thundercraker:Are those photos of Starscream posing nude?
Soundwave:And what are you doing with your Hot Rod..?

Sep 11, 2007

megatron11 says:

thundercracker : come on boss we were just kiding its not that small .
soundwave :soundwave superior, megatron inferior .

Sep 11, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron crying : please just leave me alone.

Sep 11, 2007

megatron11 says:

megatron: shockwave, why did you transform into a bush?

Sep 11, 2007

Unknown says:

Frodo? Awww...come on...just let me see the ring. I promise I'll give it back.

Sep 10, 2007

Byrerprime says:

Sounwave: Ravage, excrete.
Thundercracker: Nasty cat. At least the boss is using that outhouse. Hey, where's Buzzsaw? Oh, s**t!

Sep 10, 2007

god_convoy_2005 says:

Megatron: Next time Reflector, turn on the red light so we don't ruin the film!

Sep 10, 2007

Zetatron says:

Megatron: Ravage! All I did was turn the light on!

Thundercracker: He just hasn't been the same since you locked him in that closet for a month.

Soundwave: Yeah well, tying him to that train didn't help.

Sep 10, 2007

Deceptiwho? says:

Im taking measurements for you door right now just stop bugging me!!!

Sep 10, 2007

mattyc1007 says:

megatron: yoohoo anyone in here

Sep 10, 2007

Nightwalker says:

Megatron: ...and when the light turns green the energon-cookies are ready!

Sep 10, 2007

Autobot Jazz says:

TC:Megatorn's staring contest with that red light has been going on for over a Stellar Cycle
SW:Shut up, I got 50 Energon cubes on the eye.

Sep 10, 2007

Unknown says:

Megs: Ahh... Your dog house is done, Ravage!
Ravs: woof.

Sep 10, 2007

blank says:

megs: did i tell you two about my secret tf toy collection, well it'in here

tc: what collection? i don't see anything that hut is empty

megs: thats the point I CAN'T FIND ANY TOYS IN THE SHOPS. THEY'RE ALWAYS SOLD OUT!


sw:ra

Sep 10, 2007

Daishid says:

Megatron: Maybe Prime's Trailer is in here?
Thundercracker: Why are we looking for Prime's Trailer anyway?
Soundwave: Swamp inferior. Decepticon Base superior.
Megatron: Shut up and help me look, and stop giving me sass boy!

Sep 10, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

F'n beavers and their stupid dams!

Sep 10, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

SHHHHHHH, don't tell anyone, but this is my secret happy place.

Sep 10, 2007

Seibertron says:

So what exactly is Ravage doing in this picture?

Sep 10, 2007

Dreamchylde says:

Thundercracker: You know, this reminds me of that one scene from Return of the Swamp Thing...

Sep 10, 2007

megatrina says:

At the lame haunted house ...

Megatron: Gasp! And in here, a human is scooping the guts out of another flesh creature!

Thundercracker: Should we tell him the "guts" are just spaghetti?

Soundwave: Shame to ruin it for him.

Thundercrac

Sep 10, 2007

Unknown says:

"Avon calling!"

Sep 10, 2007

Angelbot says:

Welcome to de swamp!

Sep 10, 2007

Enigma Blackdragon says:

Sorry guys, nature's calling


...AND NO PEEKING!

Sep 10, 2007

1337W422102 says:

Megatron seeks Yoda in what Star Wars Transformers could have been.

Sep 10, 2007

Powersurge says:

Its ok Bay, all the angry obsessed TF fans have gone now, they're all off to attack the new TF Animated designers.

Sep 10, 2007

Powersurge says:

Dammit, where the hell did Bay hide my real face

Sep 10, 2007

Dreamchylde says:

Do you hear banjos playing in the background?

Sep 10, 2007

Dreamchylde says:

This is the hole I saw the White Rabbit enter

Sep 10, 2007

Berzerker Prime says:

Peeeter... Peeeter Raaabbit. Come ouuuuut!

Sep 10, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Megatron, "Are you LadiesMan217!?"

Sep 10, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Megatron, "One..Two..Three..."

Thundercracker, "Primus! Megatron's It! I've gotta hide! Man I wish he would warn us when he wants to play Hide-and-go-Seeker!"

Soundwave, "This game sucks. I never get to play."

Sep 10, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Megatron, "Peek-a-Boo! I see You!"

Sep 10, 2007

yellow_siomai says:

I know some of the pages of the script from Don Murphy are around here somewhere...

Sep 10, 2007

yellow_siomai says:

You do remember my blaster gun on my right arm, right? I think I might have misplaced it here somewhere.....

Sep 10, 2007

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