Caleb.tron says:
I thought i told Starscream to clean and exterminate the bugs Thundercracker your his brother tell him to do it over!
Revenge of Bruticus says:
Megatron: After years of searching, I have finally found it. The infamous Glory Hole.
Tripredacus says:
You right, this is a messed up peep show ya'll! Who got 25 more cents!
G1 Legacy says:
You were right Soundwave...it IS Insecticons...smells like a Junkion toilet in here.
Optimus1116 says:
Megatron: Soundwave, come over here! There's some funky transforming going on in here!
maroyasha says:
Megatron: Where are the humans with the face paint?
Thundercracker: Megatron, I believe they're called Native Americans. Which wouldn't make sense beacue we're in like a jungle ro something.
Optimus Eddie says:
I swear I saw little humans with large hairy feet go down this hole.
#Sideways# says:
For Ravage, the discovery of an ancient Decepticon Escape Pod means absolutely nothing.
Rept138 says:
Megatron:"The ego in my head is so big that it won't let me enter this blasted Insecticon cave".
moonie says:
megatron: enjoying solitary confinement starscream?
starscream; from the inside: I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE OF THE GOBOTS! AAAAAH!!!!!! HAVE MERCY MEGATRON!!! MERCYYYYY!!!
Zeedust says:
"Damn it, Yoda. I know you're in there! You owe me twenty bucks! And you said you'd bake us a cake!"
Swerve says:
Megatron: What a crap hole! The next Decepticon that complains about our base will be staying with the Insecticons.
darkqueen01 says:
Megatron, Soundwave, and Thundercracker were both dismayed to find out that the secret Insecticon lair was not an actual portal leading to the mind of John Malkovich.
Blazefrost says:
All right, where those wall-eating scrap metals hide my copy of TRANSFORMERS: THE GAME?
shockticus says:
Thundercracker: Did you find that blasted Arcee?
Megatron:Ummm...uh...er...no?
Jetfire1978 says:
(thundercracker)Hey soundwave have you noticed that this tree looks like a foot
Transformation619 says:
Megatron: Hehehe
Thundercracker: Haahahahah! I don't get it...
Megatron: Don't you see!If we go through this pipe, it will take us to mushroom kingdom and then we invade that area, kill all the mario characters, then we can be the real mario a
Dragonoth says:
Megatron: Is this the Insecticon's lair where we lodge complaints of bugs in HMW?
Thundercracker: There aren't any bugs in HMW now.
Megatron: Yes, they appear to be out at the moment.
Minicle says:
Thundercracker; Er, Megatron. I really think it´s time we called a Plumber in.
Death-Ray Charles says:
There had better not be a badger in here like last time...or i'll be SOO pissed
megatron11 says:
megatron : its a boy! thundercracker are you video taping?
soundwave : i hope my dna test comes back negative.
Ironhider says:
Megatron: I found the secret entrance to the Playboy bunnies shower room.
Thundercracker: I told you so
dabattousai says:
Megatron: This is where we will be stashing all the stolen copies of Halo 3 until the Christmas Season starts up. Then we will sell on Ebay at extreme prices.
Thundercracker: I hope to play it before Megatron goes through with his scheme.
Sound
megatron11 says:
megatron :so this is the underground robot strip club.
thundercracker: i knew you'd like it .
soundwave : is arcee working tonight.
megatron : hello autobabe!
megatron11 says:
megatron: wheres all the booze? its gone!
thunder: those damn autobots always find our stash.
soundwave : if starscream were call the shots we wouldnt have this problem.
leader-desslock says:
Megatron-I think I hear Eddy Murphy.
Soundwave-Ravage, not here, go by the tree.
Thundercracker-Common guys, the Play Boy Mansion is just down the street.
Kryptikore says:
Megatron: Come on Decepticons it's time for us to cornhole us a drunk!
Kryptikore says:
Megatron: Is this supposed to be the insecticons lair or an out house? RAVAGE!!! Must you place it right there?
Thundercracker: Oh that's just nasty.
Soundwave: Scanners show ravage is on a healthy diet.
Megatron: Good very good....
silvershadow says:
Megatron: Where's skimble?
Thundercracker: Who's skimble?
Soundwave: Skimbleshankes the railway cat
Ravage *thinks: cat? what cat?*
megatron11 says:
megatron: soundwave will you please clean up after walking ravage ,theres poop all over the place how are we suposed to make this our headquaters .
soundwave: ill stop feeding him meow mix.
thundercracker: whats that floating in the water. RAVAGE!!!
snavej says:
Megatron: I hope that these 'Insecticons' are really big and powerful!
Thundercracker: Umm, could be.
Soundwave: The probability is relatively encouraging.
Ravage: I'm going this way, to find other robotic panthers and sniff their
snavej says:
Ravage: Do you all have to follow me whenever I go for a crap in the woods?
Thundercracker: I'm just following orders.
Soundwave: I just want to make sure that nothing's left inside you. I don't want you contaminating my cassette com
snavej says:
Megatron: Hmm, red light over grassy underground hovel; what could it be?
Soundwave: The internet suggests that it is Yoda's brothel.
Thundercracker: Smells like Yoda and his girls died a few weeks ago. Peeyooo-weee!
ACStarscream says:
"We're not lost! There's hundreds of these mound-thingies in this place! No need to ask for directions!"
snavej says:
Thundercracker: Umm, boss, there's a guy here named Treebeard, wants to talk with you about those forest fires we set last week.
Megatron: Tell him to frak off.
snavej says:
Thundercracker: Just fire a missile in there and let's go back to work!
Megatron: Numbskull! Hey, anyone in there - I'd come out if I were you. If we don't get you, the next big hurricane will flood you out!
Soundwave: Warning - ban
Suzuki says:
MEGATRON: Bilbo Baggins, we have come for the One Ring!
THUNDERCRACKER: Um, sir? Are you sure he even has it? I mean you only read the first book, and they were made over fifty Earth years-
MEGATRON: Quiet you fool! I know what I'm doing!
folkeye says:
Megatron: "Hmmmm....that looks dark and scary. Thundercracker, Soundwave, Ravage, you go first!!!!"
Lord Megatron Decepticon says:
Ravage: Meow
Megatron: You keep out of it to! I know I made a mistake I was meant to say "Onwards I said" not "Onwards on said".
Thundercracker: It's that time of month isn't it?
Soundwave: Appears so. Megatron would you l
Lord Megatron Decepticon says:
Megatron: The Insecticons are hiding in here. Decepticons, onwards.
Thundercracker: What's an Insecticon?"
Soundwave: The pest version of a Dinobot.
Thundercracker: Oh like human roaches and what not?
Soundwave: Correct, but bigger, made of
1337W422102 says:
Megatron gets serviced in unspeakable ways by the one and only Giant Fuzzy Green Swamp-Dwelling Cyclops.
ninjabot says:
Megatron: Sound Wave, call Orkin and tell them to send some of those Combat Roach Baits, I'll teach those insecticons to raid my kitchen!!!
Ratbat says:
These Insecticons cannot be fully trusted, Decepticons! We MUST be careful!
Angelbot says:
Thundercracker: Megatron, it's in poor taste to find your Christmas presents before Christmas.
Unknown says:
Soundwave:Megatron,what are u doing?!
Megatron:Uuum...Nothing!I..Uhh...
Thundercraker:Are those photos of Starscream posing nude?
Soundwave:And what are you doing with your Hot Rod..?
megatron11 says:
thundercracker : come on boss we were just kiding its not that small .
soundwave :soundwave superior, megatron inferior .
Unknown says:
Frodo? Awww...come on...just let me see the ring. I promise I'll give it back.
Byrerprime says:
Sounwave: Ravage, excrete.
Thundercracker: Nasty cat. At least the boss is using that outhouse. Hey, where's Buzzsaw? Oh, s**t!
god_convoy_2005 says:
Megatron: Next time Reflector, turn on the red light so we don't ruin the film!
Zetatron says:
Megatron: Ravage! All I did was turn the light on!
Thundercracker: He just hasn't been the same since you locked him in that closet for a month.
Soundwave: Yeah well, tying him to that train didn't help.
Deceptiwho? says:
Im taking measurements for you door right now just stop bugging me!!!
Nightwalker says:
Megatron: ...and when the light turns green the energon-cookies are ready!
Autobot Jazz says:
TC:Megatorn's staring contest with that red light has been going on for over a Stellar Cycle
SW:Shut up, I got 50 Energon cubes on the eye.
blank says:
megs: did i tell you two about my secret tf toy collection, well it'in here
tc: what collection? i don't see anything that hut is empty
megs: thats the point I CAN'T FIND ANY TOYS IN THE SHOPS. THEY'RE ALWAYS SOLD OUT!
sw:ra
Daishid says:
Megatron: Maybe Prime's Trailer is in here?
Thundercracker: Why are we looking for Prime's Trailer anyway?
Soundwave: Swamp inferior. Decepticon Base superior.
Megatron: Shut up and help me look, and stop giving me sass boy!
Dreamchylde says:
Thundercracker: You know, this reminds me of that one scene from Return of the Swamp Thing...
megatrina says:
At the lame haunted house ...
Megatron: Gasp! And in here, a human is scooping the guts out of another flesh creature!
Thundercracker: Should we tell him the "guts" are just spaghetti?
Soundwave: Shame to ruin it for him.
Thundercrac
Powersurge says:
Its ok Bay, all the angry obsessed TF fans have gone now, they're all off to attack the new TF Animated designers.
Road Turtle says:
Megatron, "One..Two..Three..."
Thundercracker, "Primus! Megatron's It! I've gotta hide! Man I wish he would warn us when he wants to play Hide-and-go-Seeker!"
Soundwave, "This game sucks. I never get to play."
yellow_siomai says:
I know some of the pages of the script from Don Murphy are around here somewhere...
yellow_siomai says:
You do remember my blaster gun on my right arm, right? I think I might have misplaced it here somewhere.....