The Ultimate Caption Contest
Megatron plays with his remote control
112 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Triggerdick Megatron says:
So... This is what the humans call the new model mobile phone of 1986?! I will never use Earth technology again...
DeltaSilver88 says:
Megatron: Now then, this should help me listen in on the humans' military radios...
Radio: EEEAAOOOEAAA! *sszzrkk* WHERE'S MY GYRO, AAAAAA! SURPRISE SURPRISE!
Megatron: ...What.
TFPhotoguy says:
Oh look Shockwave texted me: Are you there?
Ill text back: Yes
Shockwave: I sent that was 4 million years ago
Passport says:
MEGATRON : lets see who should i call ?
I know ill prank call the autobots !Dialing number now 288 - 268 ...(RING,RING.RING)...HELLO?yes this is the power company is your tellatran running ??? .... WHY yes
Megatron : well you better go Catch it !Megatro
Passport says:
MEGATRON : lets see who should i call ?
I know ill prank call the autobots !Dialing number now 288 - 268 ...(RING,RING.RING)...HELLO?yes this is the power company is your tellatran running ??? .... WHY yes
Megatron : well you better go Catch it !
Megat
Passport says:
MEGATRON : lets see who should i call ?
I know ill prank call the autobots !
Dialing number now 288 - 268 ...(RING,RING.RING)...HELLO?
yes this is the power company is your tellatran running ??? .... WHY yes
Megatron : well you better go
BG the Robit says:
Megatron: Okay, I had Shockwave reprogram this so it can control you instead.
Starscream: Wait, what? *starts moving involuntarily* Woah!
Megatron: Why you hitting yourself? Why you hitting yourself? This is fun!
Bonerking says:
The human "Zack" thinks I'm just borrowing this, but it shall be I who wins the trip to Hawaii!
Rainmaker says:
Optimus: Come on, Megatron hurry up!
Megatron: Wait, I just need to check my Twitter, then Facebook oh then I should check my MySpace...
Optimus: WHY DO YOU USE MYSPACE?
Skyspeed says:
"With this Cassio Classpad 2, I'll never have to use my fingers to count ever again!"
TF Cagle says:
Megatron: Whee ha ha, this is fun!
Starscream: Okay we can stop now Megatron, please!
Saphire says:
THIS BUTTON DOES NOT TURN ON THE DEATH RAY. Soundwave, get me some new batteries!
Bluespindash97 says:
At the end of this day one shall stand...
Not now Prime I'm playing candy crush!
Frenchhorngirl says:
"Oooooh... These RC cars are awesome! Wait... I now have control of Roller!!! Wait... *bomb goes off*
Mjochmann64 says:
(deep voice) No Autobot killing and all play with this magical box is just what unicron ordered!
Slipstream619 says:
uh soundwave I might have...well....ummm..... broken rumble and frenzy
S: what did you do!
M:i tried to make them do the makarena and the control didnt work so i reprogrammed them and now they wont stop
kruiz220898 says:
"I'll show those Autobots who is sexiest with the penalextendinator. Muahahahahaha!!"
spartanH85 says:
Megatron after watching Office Space:
"Ill show those pathetic fools how to smash a POS Copier!"
Grimlockuppercut says:
*Continually pushing button in anger* WHY DOES NOTHING HAPPEN!?!? Meanwhile, in Starscream's Brain... Brain on, Brain off...
omegasupreme69 says:
and this button no wait thats for Megatrons special alone time....
Red_Sun says:
Megatron: "Why is the bomb not exploded Soundwave?
Soundwave: " Umm... that's the remote of our television Lord Megatron.
ldsam01 says:
Megatron- "I wonder what this button does...
Starscream- "No, my lord, DON'T!!!"
Megatron- "Oops" *Evil Chuckle* *Presses Button*
*Starscream's House Explodes*
WolfSpider1979 says:
Megatron: "What does THIS button do?"
Archevile: "PLEASE! Oh please do not press the button! You do not know what it might..."
*BOOM*
Archevile: "...do!"
LimeyDragon says:
How the heck does this DVR remote thing work, it's as bad as my VCR remote.
EunuchRon says:
"... and now that the Decepticon page is up on Facebook, even all you pathetic fleshlings can hail Megatron!"
TopHatProductions115 says:
Let me text my idiot pal StarScream; just to remind him of his inferior status!
CircuitBreaker says:
Shockwave, can you hear me now?..... Excellent! We shall defeat the Autobots with our superior cellular coverage!
Road Turtle says:
"8-6-7-5-3-0-9 Ah, yes, is Jenny there? Tell her I've got her number! Ha-Ha-Ha!"
gas-cap says:
Soundwave!!! you must see this web site its called seibertron. com! it's filled with toy versions of us! i never looked so good.
Bumblevivisector says:
MEGATRON: "I'll just tell the Autobots that this is the control for my ULTIMATE WEAPON, and they'll back down like the cowards they are...wait, what am I saying? Why, I'd have to go completely insane to think they'd fall for that..."
Bumblevivisector says:
Little did Megatron know he was holding Scrounge in his new alt mode...
Bumblevivisector says:
I can't believe these awesome Bash-Bots ended up at five Below! Huh? What do you mean they aren't RC toys, and I'm holding a grill lighter!?!
Trikeboy says:
Megatron: Hello? Who is this? Kim Jong Un? GET OFF THE LINE! This is only for people who are actually a threat to the planet.
snavej says:
'How would you describe your race or colour?' Well, I'm mostly white with red eyes, so that makes me an albino.
snavej says:
Now, if I give this device to the computer system 'Skynet', it reverse-engineer it to create an army of robotic assassins. Yay, this is so recreational!
snavej says:
Hey Optimus, just called to say I got a new cell and it's way cooler than yours. It even blows stuff up! There goes the Arkansas Home for Disabled Puppies! BOOOOOMMMMM!
snavej says:
That settles it! All contributors to Seibertron's caption competition will be exterminated! The nerve of these people, honestly.
snavej says:
Megatron holds Soundwave's communications colleague 'Black Bury'. He tactfully overlooked the colour issue.
trailbreaker says:
"Soundwave, I'm changing the station, I don't want to watch THE VIEW again!!"
snavej says:
Now to reset the ringtone of every cell 'phone on the planet to the most annoying tune I know, at full volume. Bwa. Ha. Ha.
snavej says:
Engrossed in watching award-winning documentary series 'The Jersey Shore', Megatron didn't notice the army of Ents creeping up behind him.
snavej says:
And you thought Baysplosions were awesome: wait until you see what this baby can do!
snavej says:
The drawback with the magic yellow detonator was that it could only blow up yellow things, like sandy beaches, AA vans in the UK and parts of wasps.
snavej says:
And with this button, I can make the remote-controlled 'plane fly directly into little Suzie's pigtailed head.
snavej says:
In his spare time, Megatron used his vastly superior brain to become the King of All Internet Trolls! Billions of people were exasperated to death.
snavej says:
Hi Mom, hi Dad! Erm, could you come and pick me up from the park? I've had enough kite flying for now. I'm getting a headache too.
snavej says:
In the event of a Dinobot attack, always have your satellite 'phone ready and try not to drop it in the sea like on Jurassic Park III.
snavej says:
Megatron tries to look busy in front of his troops but he's actually playing 'Angry Birds'.
snavej says:
The stolen prototype iPhone 17 was awesome but unfortunately yellow. Megatron later changed that with a permanent marker pen.
snavej says:
Time for another random act of excessive terrorism: I'm going to BLOW UP URANUS!!!!
snavej says:
To all staff at 'The Accident Group' in Manchester, UK: 'U R all sacked. Take your belongings and get out now. There will be no redundancy pay or pensions because all the money was lost in a freak money-laundering accident. Have a nice day! Ciao! The
snavej says:
With this device, I can do unspeakably evil things, like introduce spelling mistakes into EVERY YouTube caption! Oh, nearly forgot: Bwaahaahaa!
snavej says:
'All your base are belong to Megatron: LOL [smiley face]'. Now press 'Send'. Cell 'phones are funnnnn!
The Potentate says:
Now, If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty eight miles an hour...you're gonna see some serious s...
MarkNL says:
This is the official poster of the 40 years anniversary of the cellphone. Here we see Megatron using a cellphone in 1984.
VioMeTriX says:
ok so this controls vibration and gyration, but wheres the button for deeper penetration?
#Sideways# says:
Megatron still couldn't get past Silph Co. in Pokemon Red. Thankfully, he found FireRed's help feature.
Transformers Matrix says:
i think Megatron is calling by cell phone from the planet Earth to Shockwave in Cybertron. It must be a powerful cell made in planet Cybertron.
Lucius Prime says:
And now, Perry the Platypus... Behold the power of my TURN EVERYTHING INTO ENERGON-INATOR!!
datguy86 says:
"Remote? This is not a remote, Starscream. This is an electrified proctology spike."
StoneXZ4 says:
When I push this button, the humans will no longer have the ability to think for themselves. I give you Reality Television!
trailbreaker says:
"Wow, 1500 channels on Time Warner Cable and still can't find anything worth a damn to watch..."
Thadicon says:
Man I got to get me one of them Smartphones one of these day's. This Alcatel just isn't cutting it anymore
King Slick says:
Soundwave, how do I bring up Netflix, I need to get caught up on the latest season of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
ldsam01 says:
Megatron- "I wonder what this button does...
Starscream- "No, my lord, DON'T!!!"
Megatron- "Oops" *Evil Chuckle*
*Starscream's House Explodes*
sdn1337 says:
*Megatron posting on his new twitter account*
@Megatronus: About to rule the world brb. #Decepticons
Super Megatron says:
So this is why Optimus and his flunkies are so protective of the humans - this control Laserbeak stole from Optimus has nothing but macro keys set to something called "adult entertainment".
Wigglez says:
"Hold up. I have to tell this chick I'm blowing up the world and I'll get back to you."
Maestro Meister says:
"Look, if you turn the batteries around a little and give it a smack or two, the remote'll still work."
Ravage XK says:
OK, so I've entered the number but it just sits there. Its not dialing. There are 4 bars on the signal strength so it should work, right? Did we top it up? RUMBLE, did you top the phone up? Look, just get Soundwave, he knows what he's doing with these thi
MasterSoundBlaster says:
Look Starscream! This devise will show me all the f***s I could give! What's this? Nothing! Oh shame Starscream, shame.
