Mirage holding Cliffjumper

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

Cliffjumper: I Know... you are..not a traitor... *dies*
Mirage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(edited off BG the Robit)

WreckerJack says:

Um, Mirage? Your shoulder missile thing is stabbing me in the shoulder.

BG the Robit says:

(Add on to last caption:) Mirage: You know, actually I don't care.

BG the Robit says:

Cliffjumper: We finally... had.. our moment... *dies*
Mirage: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TrinityIce says:

Well, shit.

Crashcomet says:

M: Finally! I thought he would never overload...say, where did that camera come from?

Heckfire says:

"Cliffy! Are you alright?"
"I...still...say...you're a...traitor..."
"SLAGGIT!"

Zeedust says:

A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead minibot.

Ratbat says:

Cliffjumper is DOA. (In 1986, longtime Transformers voice-cast member Casey Kasem--the voice of Cliffjumper--had quit the show, objecting to a Season 3 episode's stereotypical portrayal of Arab characters.)

Ratbat says:

Casey Kasem's sudden departure from Transformers in '86 left Cliffjumper voiceless...as well as lifeless.

Zeedust says:

The caption referred to by my earlier caption, for those who didn't go look:

And when they removed his faceplate, their curiousity was rewarded by the greated terror their eyes had ever seen...

...And they now knew the horrible secret of the P

galvanostril says:

I just love the "what the hell" look on mirage's face there!

Prowl Worshipper says:

CJ: Mirage! They...they

M: I'm listening, buddy...

CJ: I can't...say it!

M: Come on, I'm here for you, tell me what's wrong...

CJ: (sobbing) THE SLAGGERS CANCELLED FUTURAMA!!
HOW CAN I GO ON LIVING!?

Zeedust says:

Optimus: "Mirage, is Cliffjumper...?"

Mirage: "No, he just was just waiting for Energon to start."

Optimus: "And?"

Mirage: "He thought it wa still on Saturdays, and he kept goin 'Any minute now.'"

Zeedust says:

You know, the "Phantom of the Optimus" caption I wrote for the "Optimus having a bad day!" picture would really fit in better here.

No, I'm not re-posting it here. Go over and look at that one. It's got a lot of good cap

Zeedust says:

Mirage: "Okay, how am I gonna carry my keys around on this thing?"

Zeedust says:

Mirage: "Cliffjumper... STOP DOING THAT!"

*Cliffjumper gets up.*

Cliffjumper: "Killjoy."

Anonymous says:

Mirage: NOOOOOOOO!!! You can't die yet, Cliffjumper! You still owe me fifty bucks!!

Anonymous says:

Mirage and Cliffjumper: the two finest Shakespearian actors in all of Cybertron.

Anonymous says:

Mirage: Cliffjumper? Are you alright?!
Cliffjumper: Gack...I just saw the most horrible sight in all of the Transformers' history...gag! Choke!
Mirage: What was it?!
Cliffjumper: You really wanna know? ...it was Optimus without his face pla

SilverStar says:

Hot Shot off screen: WOW IT A MINI CON!! Cliffjump faints into Mirage arms. Bumblee off screen: WHERE NOT MINCONS WE ARE MINI -BOTS BIG DIFFERENTS! YOU TWINK NARD!! Bumble Bee kick Hot Shot in the groin and walks away. Cliffjump twitches in Mirage arms. M

Alphatron2k3 says:

Mirage to Prime: He just couldn't take all the ilogical storylines in Armada sir.


Prime: Yeah I could just barely myself. The Matrix was only thing that kept me watching it of i would have fallen as did this you young minibot has.


Clif

thexfile says:

Mirage : (sigh) it was only a quistion , you do'nt have to faint when some bot asks for your hand in mariage...

Bill says:

I think Cliff Jumpers dead.

Anonymous says:

Mirage thinks about turning invisable.

Bruticus says:

Mirage: "Be quiet,Cliffumper! I'm trying to keep all the oil from leaking out of you!"
Cliffjumper: "Traitor!"

Anonymous says:

Et tu, Mirage?

Anonymous says:

Moments later, the alien would spring out of Cliffjumper's chest.

PlasmaRadio says:

Mirage: "Did you ever know that you're my hero, that you are the wind beneath my wings.... sob..."

Broadside says:

Cliffjumper.... I am your father!

Anonymous says:

goddamn...this happens every time. now where can i hide this one...

Battle Angel says:

Cliffjumper: Then... how... did I... get... my... name?
Mirage: Obviously not by jumping off cliffs.

Starscream K'dash says:

C.J: I see The Light....IT BURNS!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Mirage: Cliffjumper! What happened to you?! Cliffjumper: (weakly) Watched... an... episode... of... "Armada."

Anonymous says:

Cj: (Qui-Gon impression) It's too late. It's... M: (Obi-Wan impression) No! Cj: Promise me... you'll squash Daniel. M: (quietly) Yes, Master. Cj: He... is the annoying one. He... will bring stupidity. Squash him. M: Yes, Master.

Anonymous says:

Mirage: why do the good always die so young Cliffjumper:I'm not dead yet

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper after listening to Kelly Osbourne.

Anonymous says:

Mirage: it will be ok. everything will be just fine.
Cliffjumper: No...more...rosie o donnel...Please! how much more can a person take!?!?!?

Anonymous says:

We now return to Autobot Shakespearean Theatre on PBS...

Anonymous says:

I just died in your arms tonight! Sry

Anonymous says:

Mirage "cliffjumper can i have your t.v." Cliffjumper "go to hell"

Anonymous says:

Mirage:cliffjupmer speek to me. Cliffjumper:(dying)t-tell ar-arcee i loved ughhh..... Mirage:noooo!

Firestorm says:

Mirage: Don't die yet, Cliffjumper! Tell me! What's the last digit to Arcee's phone number?!

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: Ooooooh! Mirage, I've got a hole in my head! Mirage: That's your mouth, retard!

APOLLO says:

"You were right Cliffjumper, I am a traitor, now that Prime's away I can rip your nosy head off and blame it all on Grimlock."

Anonymous says:

MIRAGE: TALK TO ME LITTLE BUDDY.CLIFFJUMPER: MUST PASS MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP O"WAIT THATS PRIME"S JOB.

Battle Angel says:

Should have used Duracell.

Anonymous says:

Mirage: "I've always loved you...I need the feel of your chrome against mine, I need that red trim covering my...hey, hey wait, are you dead!?!?! DAMMIT, not AGAIN!"

Vector Sigma says:

"Before I die...I just want you to have....my GO BOTS collection..."

astrotrain's first friend says:

Cliffjumper: Oh man that was just too much oh... Mirage: Dude what happened to you? Cliffjumper: i saw cosmos in the cleaning unit! Mirage: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW! oh dude now i'm gonna have nightmares for weeks!!!

Anonymous says:

"I...I just died in your arms tonight!"

Suzuki says:

...Please...find...my brother...Tap-Out...ugh...

mouse says:

Outtake number 445...Mirage realizes he and Cliffjumper are not alone...

mouse says:

Outtake number 445...Mirage realizes he and Cliffhanger are not alone...

Anonymous says:

After vigorous anal sex, Cliffjumper was exhausted, and lay in the arms of his gay lover,Mirage.

Anonymous says:

Mirage:"Great, I bet all those caption guys are going to make gay jokes about us now."

Anonymous says:

I have always wanted you!

Anonymous says:

Oh tell moi how much you need me again! baby cakes

Sideswipe says:

cj: romeo romeo, where for are thou romeo

Anonymous says:

Mirage and cliffjumper audition for Kung-Pow
CJ:How do I look? Mirage: Alright.
CJ:On a scale of 1-10? Mirage:1

Anonymous says:

Clifferjumper:"Okay i did it! now where is my oscar?"

ras says:

The autobots practice C.P.R

Anonymous says:

Wait, are you Cliffjumper or Hupcap?

Anonymous says:

Cue Soap Opera Music

Anonymous says:

I told you bondage was a bad idea, epescially with Brawn. you moron.

Anonymous says:

mirage: (singing) Just the two of us !

Royal says:

Mirage: What happened to you?
Cliffjumper: I just watched the most boriest sport in the world, SOCCER...The horrors

Anonymous says:

MIRAGE:I should let you die for calling me a traitor.CLIFFJUMPER:G-go ahead... kill me...

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: I love u man.
Mirage: I love u 2 man
(They snog)

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: Mirage, is that your rocket launcher or are just happy to see me?

Dynamus Prime says:

Gepetto wonders if Pinocchio will ever be a real boy.

Gameovermus Prime says:

Cliffjumper has just seen Arcee in the cleaning unit.

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: "Lookit all the purdy colorzzz!"

Wonderboy says:

Cliffjumper: SCOOBY DOO!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!
Mirage: I think hes hiding where you cant find him and where he cant hear you stinkin voice!!!
Cliffjumper: *gets up* hmmm..so that means hes in the room of Arcee eh? good *evil grin*
Mirage:.....right

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: Take me...! Mirage; O_O

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper:(Dying) S....Scooby....Doo.....Where are you......

Anonymous says:

Cliff: Uh, it is to you Mirage, old friend...
I will pass you my Britney Spears collection as it was passed to me!!!

Dynamus Prime says:

After the animators were finished with the movie, Mirage decided to take up ventriloquism. Mirage: Now where am I supposed to put my hand?

Anonymous says:

Have you farted cliffjumper!!!!
Yup!

Anonymous says:

Mirage: you sure this will hel pyour back?
Cliffjumper: yeah!

Anonymous says:

HEY! whats this thing growing on my sholder

magnaboss says:

Hmm I wonder if he has an gold fillings.

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: Dude, that bong is making me see electodes! Mirrage: can I puke in your chest?

Anonymous says:

mirage: kiss me you fool!!! Cliffjumper: two words Tick-Tack!

iron hide says:

cliffjumper: oh mirage hold me
mirage: but cliffjumper i already have a girlfriend

Omega Prime says:

Cliffjumper died jumping off a cliff. Prime: so. we could always paint Bumblebee red

Blast Cannon says:

Mirage: I will never let you go... I promise.

Anonymous says:

Oh my Matrix, you killed Cliffjumper! YOU BASTARD!

Toughboot says:

Cliffjumper: Kiss me Hardy. Mirage: Yuk and whose this Hardy.

Anonymous says:

Mirage: Oh, s£!t. I just had to kill Cliffjumper. I need a plan to cover my tracks. Now we sit down in our thinking char and think, think, think.

Dj Flash says:

His dead jim. Noooooooo!!

Anonymous says:

Mirage:What was shoved up your butt again?
Cliffjumper:Metroplex.

davewelttf says:

Mirage: Damn it, I hate it when Cliffjumper steals my energon.

Prowl says:

Babysiting, again!?!

Omega Prime says:

your gay mirage.

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: (singing) "...I spent the summer wasted..." Mirage: "Yes, we *all* know that by now."

Anonymous says:

Mirage, i think i snorted to much crack. i keep seeing Prime f*cking Grimlock.

Omega Prime says:

Arcee gave me one hell of a orgy! uh-oh! my cock! getting bigger! harder! need more orgies! AAAAAGH!

Rodimus Primal says:

Alas, poor Cliffjumper. I knew him, Bumblebee.

Hot Rodimus says:

(a classic joke from "The Cridic:)
(mirage)oh Cliffjumper,how I-OH BUMBLEBEE!
(cliffjumper)thats Cliffjumper
(FIN)

Raptor_7_7_7 says:

After all the discipline hammered into Cliffjumper, he still came back for more...

Anonymous says:

Cliff:Hold me tide Mirage!!!...Will u Marry me? Mirage: Oh yes, Cliff darling oh yes, yes...

Chee-toy says:

Mirge: I hate the fact he likes to be rocked to sleep.

Anonymous says:

CJ: Anyone ever tell you, that you kinda look like Ultra Magnus from RID?

Shadowman says:

Cliffjumper:A bright light is a-comin for me!
Mirage:Thats a lightbulb, Stupid!

Anonymous says:

good news, i got the crack. bad news, i snorted it. wow, look at that sexy fairy with pink boots.

Omega Prime says:

Arcee And Elita sucked my cock, then they made me tit fµ©k them, then ass fµ©king. the ass fµ©king was "hard" work! AAAAH YEAH!

Omega Prime says:

Arcee was one HELL of a cock lovin bitch! AAAAAAAH! orgies!

Omega Prime says:

I told you so! Arcee can give you orgies that not even Grimlock can handle even if he has Titanium-Alloy on his cock!

Omega Prime says:

this is what happens when you go to the waste-disposal center. you get s£!t stucked in you!

Omega Prime says:

Wake up bitch! why did you overdose yourself with drugs again?!

Anonymous says:

Can Transformers perform CPR on each other? Mirage is going to find out with Cliffjumpers help!!!

Anonymous says:

Mirage: So ... Did you have fun drinking with your buddies?
Cliffjumper: Last timr I mix Mountain Dew & Beer. By the way, sorry but I puked oil all over your rug

Anonymous says:

CliffJumper: Optimus? Um... We were just... rehearsing.

Anonymous says:

MIRAGE: Master, I will train him as a Jedi

Anonymous says:

Your missile is poking me Mirage.

Anonymous says:

You got hurt pretty bad in the last battle with the Decepticons, Cliffjumper. Better let me check you out.

Slappyfrog says:

Wahhh, my diaper needs changing, mommy!

Slappyfrog says:

Rock-a-bye, Cliffy, on the tree top....

FortMax says:

Mirage: Hey whats Casey Cassim doing in there

Anonymous says:

Mirage: No...they got JIMMY!!!!!!
JIMMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

you know you kind of look like a bumblebee repaint

Pokejedservo says:

Why G1 Transformers should never do a "Sleeping Beauty" play.

Anonymous says:

God, Mirage, that was goood.

Anonymous says:

god damnit man i told u it was a enygon cube to much he cant even walk!!!

Optimal Convoy says:

Mirage: Shoulder cannon getting bigger....harder...

Anonymous says:

Terry Falcot: What a lovely couple.
Zaruki: Freaks....

Anonymous says:

Cliffjumper: Hey, Mirage, will you...
Mirage: No.

Dynamus Prime says:

Mirage: Now that I brought him in from the cold, what do I do with him?

Soundblaster says:

Cliffjumper(very weakly):"I am now... and always will be...your..friend. Live long...and..prosper...

Mirage: KAAAAHHHNNNNN!!!

Black Arachnis says:

mirage: I told you not to mess with the junk infront of the ark but nooooo you just couldn`t listen could you?
cliffjumper:but it had pretty lights on it.

Anonymous says:

I am so sueing that mail order bride company!

Anonymous says:

Some assembly required? Where are the damn instructions?

Anonymous says:

Never insult the Powerpuff Girls

Anonymous says:

I told you not to Stick your head in that cannon.

Alpha Prime says:

I can see up your nose.

Anonymous says:

Hmm, this sticker looks bad...

Anonymous says:

i....love....you....ughhh......

Anonymous says:

aaaahhhhh...that Arcee is one PIECE OF ASS!!

Warpath says:

Mirage: Man the things they throw out planes these days

Warpath says:

Hey I´d never noticed that thing on the ceiling before

teletran2 says:

I told you; when Wheeljack says "Uh-Oh" CLEAR OUT!

Anonymous says:

Mirage: Go to sleep and not a peep.

Sentinel Prime says:

(Gasp) It is to you, old friend, I pass the voice of Casey Kasem...as Shaggy from Scooby Doo passed it to me.

Sentinel Prime says:

Mirage: I killed da wabbit!!

Anonymous says:

mirage: then i said to prime...I did it I F****ed elita!!!!
Cliffjumper: AHAHAHHAHA..cant.ahahahahh.stop...ahahahahahaha!!!! laughing!!!!!!!!.....
Mirage: hey! dont fall on my lap!!!!! its not that funny ya know!!!!

Shermtron says:

i told you not to whiz on the electric fence

Jeremy says:

mirage: there ur safe now
(cliffjumper fells mirages balls) cliffjumper: um.....nice package good look god man due me

Anonymous says:

I told you to never inhale energon cubes!