Optimus laying down on the ground

trailbreaker says:

These power naps are getting out of hand….

Super Megatron says:

Is he dead AGAIN?!?

trailbreaker says:

It was Spike .… in the conservatory… with a wrench.

Rainmaker says:

Optimus: I CAN FEEL IT IN THE GROUND
Ratchet: You need help

BG the Robit says:

OP: Ratchet.. I don't feel good.. *crash* *hurls*
Ratchet: I told you not to go to human bars, your systems can't take it.

BG the Robit says:

Spike: Optimus, you look tired. You should rest.
OP: Evil never rests, so why should I... *crash*
Carly: Because you just collapsed from exhaustion.

trailbreaker says:

That was a big fart....

Crashcomet says:

Spike: Carly! You killed Optimus! GTFO!

darkqueen01 says:

Don't feel bad, Optimus. After a night of drinking I don't always make it to bed either.

Condan1993 says:

spike and carly: you fell over... you fell over... you fell over...

Angelbot says:

Carly: I know he misses Elita One but I didn't think his loneliness was this bad!

Zeedust says:

Deleted from Optimus Prime's TFU profile...

Weaknesses: Optimus Prime just can't hold his liquour.

StarSaber1701 says:

Optimus Prime: Oh yes; Oh Yes; yes thats is Megatron
Spike:I think I am going to Throw up

Judynator says:

Spike: Optimus? Wake up!
Op: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..
Spike: Wake up!
Op: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Spike: Hey! Wake up, Optimus!
Op: Be quit, fool!

seminole1 says:

Daniel: Gush he must've had another long night at Elita's house.

luevanoalx says:

CARLY: SPIKE WHAT HAPPENED?!
SPIKE: WE WERE IN TIJUANA LAST NIGHT....
PRIME: ARRIVA!,ARRIVA! VIVA MEXICO!
CARLY: UHG! IS SOMETHING BURNING??
SPIKE: EHH...YEAH,SOMETHING BURNING.....
PRIME:RATCHED......MUST GET NEW MUFFLER....

Roadshadow says:

Spike: Poor Optimus...
Carly:...Wanna burn him?
Spike: I'll get some matches.

Draego says:

Prime: how much did i drink last night?
Spike: you cleared out 3 breweries

Dclone Soundwave says:

Spike:What's the matter Prime, why are you crying?

Prime:*Sniffs* Look at this picture, I'm going to be a metal monkey in 300 years!

Not Sonic says:

hey, i found a nickel!

Starbeam says:

Optimus: "I am Optimist Prime. I voted for Kerry, believing in the good in humans. Since they have proven me wrong, I have lost my will to live…"

\cut scene to Decepticon headquarters\

Megatron: "My plan is working! Soon all the Ear

gauthic_angel7680 says:

carly: i can't believe he wants me to crawl up in there and tell him what i see.
spike: oh come on baby, i thought you like that kinky sh*t.
carly: look, just because i let him have me doesn't mean i will crawl up his ass.

Ataraxia says:

Carly for the last time, i told you he can't handle Vodka!

Screambug says:

Optimus Prime is so suprised by the "household pests" running around his house that he simply passed out.

Kit says:

ah **** i took too much

Masterpiece Prowl says:

Spike: Oops, I forgot to mention that Hoist waxed the floor.
Prime: This is almost as bad as the time I slipped on a bannana peel.
Spike: Who knew that Wreck-Gar was the one behind it?

galvanostril says:

spike: man, prime should not think to hard about crappy parody series like RiD and Energon (lets face it people, it degraded since BEAST WARS started!)

Tiedye says:

After four million years in stais lock, it can reak havoc on a Cybertrion's back.( Optimus)- OOOOhhhhh my back!!!!!!!!!!

Tiedye says:

Spike-"Hey Optimus LOOK OUT! I just mopped the floor!(Optimus falls on the floor)"See told ya!" (Magnus comes in)."Hey Magnus the floor is wet, LOOK OUT!" (Magnus slips on floor). "I said it was wet." (Arcee comes in)&qu

Magnus says:

AAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH! CRAMP!

Castle74 says:

SPIKE TO CARLY: Yep, he's drunk again!

Tiedye says:

SPIKE- I told Optimus that he spends too much time working. I told him he has to rest for a while, but nooooooo he comes off saying something like... " I will never rest until evil is undone"... and the he just passed out.

x says:

prime missed his target' and fell on the ground.
the target? the humans

Dark Nemesis Prime says:

Optimus saw the future and past out when he saw hisself in a gorilla suite.

Anonymous says:

Teletron 1: "Test simulation competed! Grogg-blaster is fully Operational!" Optimus: "Shgbllllleeee!"

Anonymous says:

...the result of too many late nights competing in energon drinking contests...

Shadow Fox says:

Cop- Ya, he was doa when I got here, a witness said there was some screaming, then a pulse laser rifle was fired then followed by a loud clank-boom thing..ya it's always a waste to see them die so young.

Anonymous says:

Spike: "Told you your shoelaces were untied, but nooo... Prime ALWAYS has to know best. Robots don't HAVE shoelaces, you said. Maybe you'll start listening to me now?"

Anonymous says:

Prime:Too...much...booze...

Cain says:

Is he dead? * Carly pokes Optimus with a stick Yup, he's dead...

gir says:

cheap autobots they make these days...

Anonymous says:

Spike: And If you bug Carly again, there's more where that came from!

gir says:

spike to carly: "I told you to buy energizer!"

Dark Cyclone says:

*BUUUURp* What'd I do last night! Ow Hangover!

Anonymous says:

SPIKE:(to Carly)See when I press this button Optimus does this.

X-Brawn says:

DAMM! Why didn't I install those stupid airbags?!!

Anonymous says:

Spike: Poor Optimus...
Carly: Wonna burn him?
Spike: I'll get some matches.

omega icecream says:

slacking off the job huh optimus prime?well WAKE UP!

BlItZeR says:

Robot getting hit in the groin by a football.
*doing* *urrghhh* "me groin!"

Anonymous says:

spike:uh... carly i would run if i were you. prime is having another sex dream.

Mirage says:

damn it spike i'm not a cheap a$$. now to get my nickel back from under teletran 1.

Jetfire Masta says:

Gawd i dropped my damn cherrio no wonder those people on the commerciels like them so much damn my head well ill do anything for them even if it means crushing spike and carly!

Zeedust says:

Spike: "Don't mind Optimus. He was up all night playing Heavy Metal War." (Shameless butt-kissing plug? Check!)

Zeedust says:

"So this is the great Optimus Prime... Funny, I'd always expected him to be a bit taller..."

ultramegatron says:

spike: PIME have you been sneeking raw energon again your turning into an energonaholic

parkwood says:

-Spike to friend- So this is the great Optimus! I know he dosent look like much right now but I dont know anyone who would after the amount of lix he drank wow!

Alphatron2k3 says:

G1 Prime just saw the Armada Preview.

jonboy says:

And here we see the wild Optimus Primacus of the autobot species. Oy, I want to get a little closah and bag a tag on the giant bugga, but im too scared. If you can notice, the red color on his upper torso probably signifies that he is the alpha wolf of th

K-nonFodder says:

Prime" thought you said that i would get a better feel for the enemy if i tried to think like him" Spike " well i guess dusting isn't exactly a battle"

Anonymous says:

{SPIKE}Man...optimus had a little to much fun last night!

Zio Matrix says:

Optimus Prime got hammered partying all nigth again...

Linkortron says:

Prime: "Ok, who's the wisenhiemer that tied my shoe-laces together?"

Anonymous says:

Carly:"Oh my god! They killed Prime!" Spike:"You bastards!"

Anonymous says:

Carly:"Is prime dead?" Spike"Again? That's the 5th time this month!"

TetraReris says:

Carly and Spike *trying hard not to laugh*
Prime: Ooooo. Ow. I got to talk to Grapple about that uneven spot on the floor.

Anonymous says:

Ah ----! I've lost all feeling in my legs. Stupid ass Megatron just had to put those jumper cables on my knees.

Anonymous says:

Where are those p**sing Micromasters when I want one?

thexfile says:

teletran 1 : and that were today's winning lotery numbers ....

Optimus : i'm sick , those were my numbers !!!! (crieeng)if i just did not tear up my lotery card boe hoe

DestronPride says:

Awwww man... I am SO not going to work today

Blasta says:

optimus prime tried to well you know with arcee

Anonymous says:

Where is my contact lens?

Unknown says:

OPTIMUS ON A HANGOVER

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Uhhh ... that's the last time I go on an all-night drinking binge."

Anonymous says:

"That's some baaaad clam juice..."

Anonymous says:

spike:oh ---- he took a overdose

Dean says:

spike:oh ---- he took a overdose

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Ssss...sss.... *attempts to slither through the hallway* Sssssss.
Carly: ...and it's all because of that tv special on snakes...
Spike: All right, that's the last time we let him watch Steve Irwin do anything...

PixieStixGirl says:

Optimus learns not to run with scissors the hard way...

Anonymous says:

Optimus: *narrowly moves out of the way as Blurr dashes past*...*kaTHUD!* ..Someone remind me to speak with Blurr about his "running spastically through the hall" problem...

Zu Darkness says:

Megatron came over and kickedd his ass for saying he f----- his mother and she was great

Anonymous says:

thats.....the last time......I let ......Blaster......use Teltran 1.......for a dujkbox.......

Ben says:

ouch i fell

Fallengaiden says:

Optimus Prime: Need cybertoniii...umm....

Anonymous says:

Carly: What's that thing on his ass?

Spike: The worst case of hemeroids i've ever seen.

Anonymous says:

You sure you should of added that beer into the fuel?

Anonymous says:

Carly: Quick, Spike, you be the look out, I'll grab his wallet.

Decepticon says:

how does Homer get away with it?

Anonymous says:

"Trip? Why...No, I didn't trip. I just dropped My keys under Teletran...Yeah, that's right."

Hot Shot says:

no they shut down napster

Anonymous says:

prime: uhh..hangover

Anonymous says:

Spike: Prime can get blown up, taken apart, gunned down, but two Zimas and he's out for the count!
Carly: What a light weight, even Bumblebee drank more!

Anonymous says:

carly: Oh spike... its so big! Spike: really? Carly: yes your prime is but, your Bumblebee is small!

Anonymous says:

Prime:Aaaaaaaaawwww,.... no more drinking games with Megatro-o-o-o-oooo-on!!!! Buuuuuurp!....... Spike: I guess that's it, Carly. Megatron is and remains the alcohol king

Bruticus says:

Carly: "Why is Optimus on the ground sobbing to himself?"
Spike: "Oh, nothing, just that Ironhide erased his best file on 'the Legend of Zelda.'"

Anonymous says:

The extra "m" is for mmm.

Anonymous says:

"Don't tell momm the highly advanced, autonomous, sentient robot babysitter is dead!"

Anonymous says:

Spike:I hope he's not gonna...SNORRRRRRRKKKK...
Yipe, let's get out of here(OP is snorking)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous says:

Spike:I bet he had too much energon cubes...
Carly:Jep, he better can take a nap when he's out of order...
Spike:errh, why?
Carly:He can't drive when he's so dizzy..??

Jade says:

Spike: Shhh! He's sleeping, lets go do it in his office.

Zu Darkness says:

Spike: I guessed he watched theNew Transformers Aramada series and noticed how they drew him

zach says:

man i sholdnt of taken that cake from megatron last night

Anonymous says:

I am bowling superbowling style, looking to make sure my ball goes towards the middle pin to get a strike.

Anonymous says:

whene i hump my pinus comes off and and the world shakes

Anonymous says:

Aaaw, Megatron kicked my balls.... He's gonna pay for that.

Anonymous says:

Spike, Carly....Please....Get me....My pills...

Shadow says:

OP:Oops, I slipped. *sniff* I'm soooo ebaressed. Spike: Are you sure this is really Optimus and not Megatron in an OP costume after an energon bender?

Anonymous says:

Woooooaaaaahhhhhhh... no more keg parties...

sideways says:

ups imean optimus couldn't get drunk..by hot road 69, sorry Xavier587 lol

sideways says:

oh, and no offens Xavier587 but don't forget Optimus dosn't have a mouth... so how could he get drunk...lol but that was funny....lol

sideways says:

Teacher: ok class heres the lesson for today, never, never stand too close to optimus like this, caus you never know what will hapen....!!!!
aaaaahhhh!! "squish"
all the kids: yay no homwerk!!! yay saved!!
(transformers just gained a

Anonymous says:

must have been one heck of a party last night

Anonymous says:

Spike: I guess that was one Energon tequilla too much for Prime. Prime: BUUUURP!!!!! Carly: Yuk,... so that's an Autobot's way of getting drunk.

matrix_primus says:

Prime: Must... find... my... PORKRINES...

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Now that's the correct way to do the ol' 'Stop, Drop and Roll' technique guys!

Anonymous says:

No maw, I don't wanna go to school today !!

Anonymous says:

I thought I told Bumbelbee NOT to leave his toys here

Beast Simpson says:

Spike: Oh no! John Wilkes Boothe strikes again!!!

Anonymous says:

uuuuhhhhh...those were some bad doobies

dan says:

Spike: That's right, Carly. When I'm around, Prime knows his place.

Anonymous says:

Carly: I'm sorry Optimus... but Spike's more my type. He's cuter, smarter, sexier, and um... human. Let's be friends!

Beast Simpson says:

Prime: SPIDER! Get it off... GET IT OFF!!!

Anonymous says:

Spike: "prime is this some sort of invitation."

Carly: "Spike no, you promised"

Anonymous says:

And you said alcohol doesnt affect robots

Anonymous says:

prime:i mast get up,help me spike.
spike:i'd love to but your tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo heavy if you know what i mean so bye.

Anonymous says:

This is how sick I feel about all the different Transformers using my name.

hot_rod says:

Ooooohhhh! Spike did you spike the energon!?

Anonymous says:

i think we may have used a bit too many roofies...o well now lets get those pants off him!

crono says:

See i told you kids, your worse than a damn cat, are you happy, i finally tripped over you, now go home.

MindWipe says:

we really need to get a receptionist that isnt epileptic! all this flashing monitor screens stuff is making them all fall over!

Broadside says:

Finally an answer to the age old question......... Do robots sleep?

Anonymous says:

the "PUNY" humans drank the "MIGHTY" optimus under the perverbial table

Vega says:

It's a sad day for team Autobot. The gold would've been theirs for sure if only Optimus could've nailed the dismount...

Anonymous says:

whoa hes totally drunk last night cause he drank jack daniels

Unicron says:

Spike: I'm telling you, he's drunk!
Carly: No! He's just kissing the floor

Anonymous says:

how do you suggest I find your dad put my ear to the ground and listen for foot steps.

Anonymous says:

"Spike, did you leave your skateboard out on the floor again?"

Anonymous says:

Spike: I told you we should have tidied the magnets away!

Anonymous says:

Spike: Uh. Optimus, you're supposed to sun-bath outside!

Anonymous says:

AAHHH! Prime! You just fell on my dad!!!

Shadowen says:

PRIME: Who waxed the floor?!

Anonymous says:

I can hear the Decepticons coming!!

Anonymous says:

inth voice of betty from kung-pow "mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhh nappy time."

Potimus Prime says:

"Mini-Optimus, quit humping the Ark!"

Anonymous says:

Spike-"I told you Prime shouldn't have watched that banned Pokemon epsiode, now he's in a seizure.

Anonymous says:

Carly:"What happened?" Spike:"Prime went out all night with the Dinobots, and he's drunk off his ass." Prime:"Huh? N'way, Shhpike *Hic!!* I'm not intoximicated! I'm shober

Anonymous says:

CARLY: What's Optimus Prime doing?
SPIKE: Using his newfound power... x-ray vision.
CARLY: What's he looking at?
SPIKE: Uhhhhhhhh (sounds sarcastic)
OPTIMUS PRIME: (mumble)... all ... those... (drools)... all those girls... no... mus

Anonymous says:

optimus you squished spike.

Anonymous says:

Spike: Quick! Make it look like an accident!

Battle Angel says:

See? Even Prime liked that Pokemon episode! Uhh... Prime?

Anonymous says:

Carly: "Prime's Dead" Spike: "Don't Worry he'll return with a new look and cool powers"

APOLLO says:

Carlye: Oh no, Optimus is dead!! Spike: So what else is new.

Anonymous says:

Spike: Oh my god! they Killed Optimus (Spike is punched by thblue guy)Blue guy: don't you dar finish that saying

Anonymous says:

When evil appliance cords trip big robots!

Kamikazecon says:

I was SURE than my Energon cube rolled under that computer pannel

Anonymous says:

After Spike uploaded windows XP into Optimus

Anonymous says:

optimus finds out after his return that galvatron is in fact mégatron rebuilt.
realising he didn't destroyhis nemesis, optimus cannot handle de disappointment saying, whilr cying: oh no not again! now I have to star all over again!

Anonymous says:

Optimus after founding out he's a father

Anonymous says:

spike: you know something you are freakin me out optimus.
Optimus: if you listen real close you can hear the ocean waves. they are so peaceful.
Spike: we are in a F@&#* volcano you idiot!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

spike: you know something you are freakin me out optimus.
Optimus if you listen real close you can hear the ocean waves. they are so peaceful.
Spike: we are in a F@&#* volcano you idiot!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

oh man dont take the brown energon its bad for you...

z says:

Optimus: Need... food...
Humans: Umm... Optimus? You're a Transformer... you don't need food...
Optimus: ...? Oh yeah!!!
Optimus: Need... energon...

Anonymous says:

After hearing him trash Armada, Prime decides to pull a Five-Star Frog Splash on Wheelie.

Anonymous says:

After discovering that he has been re-issued, Prime cannot handle the joy.

Anonymous says:

After watching 1 ARMADA episode,Optimus drops dead.His last thought:I was better off as the FRIGGIN' GORILLA!!!

Anonymous says:

After watching 1 ARMADA episode,Optimus drops dead.His last thought:I was better off as the FRIGGIN' GORRILLA!!!

Anonymous says:

Prime: That's the last time I let Ironhide talk me into drinking his homemade Enerbeer...

Anonymous says:

Prime: Quick Impression for ya!!! A BEARSKIN RUG!!!
Spike and Carly: not funny Prime

Anonymous says:

Prime: So this is Armada....
*THUD*

Anonymous says:

Prime: Spike...why didnt you WARN me that you waxed the floor!!!

Anonymous says:

Carly: i think you should take "The Clapper" out of Prime beofre the rest of the autobots get here.

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime commits suicide after hearing Kelly Osbourne sing.

M says:

prime passes out after spike and carly read him the new scripts from season 3 and the movie

Anonymous says:

Op: Man...that's the last time I let Wheljack use one of his inventions to wax the floor...

Anonymous says:

I...am nev*gasp*er...going jo...gging with...the Dinobots...again...*cough*.

frank says:

"Carly, let's remove his head and replace it with Wheeljack's !!"

Suzuki says:

Oh great; he wasn't Y2K compliant.

Anonymous says:

The aftermath of the autobot keg party.

mouse says:

Carly:Optimus? Spike:Don't even bother Carly, because once you get him to sleep you don't want to wake him up. Carly: Well, why? Spike:Ever seen a Transformer at six in the morning, it ain't a pretty sight.

USAF Prime says:

Optimus Killed himself after watching an Episode of Armada.

shckwv says:

Spike: Optimus died doing what he loved, committing suicide.

shckwv says:

A very special Optimus Prime Chrismas, discovery of his secret drinking problem.

shckwv says:

Spike and Carly enter the room and find Optimus dead on the floor. Spike: Why Primus why, he was to beautiful to die!

Anonymous says:

Prime: Spike!!! What did I say about leaving banana peels on the floor!?

Anonymous says:

One Tequila...Two Tequila...Three Tequila...FLOOR!

Anonymous says:

Yo, Prime, that's MY Gig, you hear?!

Suzuki says:

“He’s not dead, he’s just resting.” “This is an EX-Optimus Prime!!”

Anonymous says:

Luckily, Optimus Prime had Wheelie there to break his fall... (And there was much rejoycing...)

Anonymous says:

Now, just put his hand in the bowl of warm water, it'll be so sweet, I swear!

jory says:

OHHHHHHHHHHH thats the *burp* last time i go out on a energon binge *faints*

Anonymous says:

"Man, Optimus, what a fart !"

Anonymous says:

OP: Our... future is.... doomed! Carly: What's he talking about? Spike: He just finished watching an episode of "Armada."

overdrive says:

(DODGEY IRISH VOICE) " OHH DANNY BOY THE PIPES THE PIPES ARE CALLING...."

Anonymous says:

LETS DISMANTAL HIM

Anonymous says:

OW THAT GOTA HURT

BLACKBIRD says:

spike:optimus fought YU-GI-OH in a duel monster,duel
optimus:did not c the white eyes blue dragon,white lighting attack....now we lost the mini-cons forever

D-Extreme says:

Spike: I think prime drank too many energon again
Carly: ..........
Optimus:.zzzz...elita....zzzzzz......*hic!*

Anonymous says:

"Please...d-direct me to the nearest Dairy Queen..."

Anonymous says:

No... I just watched the new "Armada" series.

Anonymous says:

When not fighting Decepticons, the Autobots throw wild parties, have sex with cars and kitchen appliances, and sleep where they fall.

Anonymous says:

Nore Playstation 1/2, nore Nintendo 64, nore the X-Box, nore Sega, or the Gameboy Advanced are a match for Teletran 1!!
See here the result: Prime's wasted after playing Tetris on Teletran 1

Anonymous says:

Spike: OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED SPARKPLUG! Carly: bastard!

Unknown says:

Prime: Spike, I had this nightmare again! I was a philosophical Monkey, part machine part bio

Anonymous says:

3rd Strike Chun Li is overpowered! Forget it, no, I won't play that game again! Go away!

Anonymous says:

Optimus faints as Spike tells him he won the lottery.

Anonymous says:

Such a pretty house. Such a pretty garden. No alarms and no surprises. No alarms and no surprises. No alarms and no surprises please.

Anonymous says:

"Man! That is the last time I eat 3 boxes of Energon Goodies!"

bob says:

prime: quick spike, pull my finger!

Anonymous says:

gee....forgot to transform before I let my self drop!!!

Ashes says:

I love you, floor!

Starscream K'dash says:

Prime:gah!!! Cybertron and All it's moons Belong to me!!!!!

Starscream K'dash says:

Optimus:BUMBLEBEEEEEEEEEE!!

Prowl says:

Spike: Optimus still couldn't understand why Transformers needed minicons in Armada, and his logic ciruits overloaded.

Anonymous says:

sideswipe(off camera): Hey, Prowl, why is Optimus on the ground?
Prowl: He found out that his reissues smoke stacks where shortened.
Jazz: I thought it was because Bluestreak and I would be reissued cheaper?
Mirage: At least somebody's rei

Anonymous says:

Spike, don't...tell...anyone.

Starscream K'dash says:

Spike:uh I think he's Deactivated,carli.
Carli:oh well! Let's do it on the Space Bridge
Spike(Very Happy): BOO YAH I thought U never Ask

Starscream K'dash says:

Can't....Feel...Circuts..Must..Talk..Like Shatner!!!
SHATNERRRRRRRRRRRRR!

smurphy says:

ahhh, from now on Jack doesn't live here any more.

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Arrrgggg, now I know how it feels after 6 cans of beer...

darren says:

ohh man i am so wasted i can just pass out on the floor...oh wait i am on the floor...s£!t!!!!

Anonymous says:

"DAMMIT! Tinkerbell, I need more fairy dust!"

Anonymous says:

OOF! Hey,I COULD fly in the first season! Really!

Anonymous says:

optimus: geeezzzzz wheres that beyblade i saw it it spon right under telatron 1

Voodoo says:

Spike: "Jesus... 3 beers and dude's out. What a lightweight."

Anonymous says:

This is what happens when Optimus Prime gets hooked to an electronic drug...and when Carly and Spike let him have too much of it. Spike: "I think he's dead.." Carly: "Well it's your fault for letting him have t

Anonymous says:

spike - karly you just had to put on the all day lassie marathon didn't you?

Anonymous says:

Spike:"What happened to Optimus?" Carly:"I dunno...He was watching 'Armada', made a horrible noise, and fell over." Spike:"Yeah, 'Armada' does the same thing to me."

Anonymous says:

Spike: Is he trying to do the worm?

jazz921 says:

Carly"now isnt that just prime!" Spike"yes it is!"

Big Grim says:

Carly - "Whats that big blue lump on Prime's Ass ?". Spike - "Heh, Now You Why Megatron has A Trigger For A Crotch !".

BumbleBug says:

Spike: That's what british day time TV does to even Autobots.

Prime:.....NO...NOT THE QUEENS SPEACH!

Carly: *clings to Spike* Make it stop!!

The Matrix says:

Optimus after on hours of online technical support.

EDIMUS PRIME says:

spike,"this isn't so bad last time i found him like this he had his arm around grimlock,and asked me if i wanted to have a threesome."

Anonymous says:

Spike: Help! He's fallen, and we can't get him up!

Firestorm says:

Spike...Carly... don't eat the clams....

Anonymous says:

Oh Prime's asleep. Spike says. Prime"zzzzzzz...Megatron!!..mumble...mumble...zzzzzzz."

Anonymous says:

Spike: He just found out Starscream wants to switch sides. .

bigfoz says:

carly: 'quick spike, grab his wallet!'

bigfoz says:

i knew that game of twister was a bad idea...

ToXmAn says:

Prime: *HIP* too much Vodka for today .... *HIP*

ToXmAn says:

Spike: you see i told you i could beat him

Anonymous says:

What happened here? Why is Optimus lying on the Ark's floor?

Anonymous says:

Prime: Earth gravity must have been altered by the Decepticons.......
Spike: Nah, it's just your hang-over Prime.
Prime: Yes, too much Energon too drink at Primus Eve!

Anonymous says:

Carly: "Spike! Optimus Prime is mumbling in his sleep! Something about dis-engaging his powercoupling-filter and reconnecting to someone called Elita One! What does that mean?" Spike: "Uhm... Never mind! Lets just leave him alon

The Matrix says:

What Optimus Prime looks like, after being trampled by the Dinobots.

Starscreams Ghost says:

Optimus Prime: Autobots! Tuck me in and roll out!

Firestorm says:

Spike: Let's get him to bed before the others realize he's been to a strip club.
Carly: How do you know that?
Spike: Uhhh... that's not important.

Anonymous says:

Spike: Hey Optimus! There's a Decepticon attack! Optimus (Drunk): Whaaa? Spike: There's Decepticon attack! Optimus: Whaa? Carly: Aren't you listening? Optimus: Don't shout at me ... (passes out and drops)

Chaotic Serenity says:

Optimus: (thinking) Now, if I play dead just a bit longer, maybe Daniel and Carly will finally leave...

Anonymous says:

Sadly, it was only after their hangovers had disappeared the next morning that the other Autobots realized one among them was missing...

Dynamus Prime says:

Spike: Uh, Optimus...? Prime: Shhh! Hear that? We have termites under the Ark!!!

Cyberman says:

Spikes: Prime's sick!

Ash-Attack says:

prime: hey i just had the worst dream, Hot Rod became the leader of the autobots!!! Spike: yeah like that could ever happen!!

Anonymous says:

Alright...who spiked the energon punch??

Anonymous says:

Spike: Yes, Prime! Muahahahaha! Now the Ark is mine! Carly: Spike??? Spike: No! Not Spike! (removes makes) Donny Finkelberg! Carly: ??? Donny(depressed): nevermind... my character sucks.

Anonymous says:

Prime: Damn it, Megatron hacked into my program and reformatted me so I'd act like a beached whale!

Ripley says:

Optimus: Help me i've fallen and I can't get up!!!!!

Big Grim says:

"My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink and I don't Love Primus !!"

jesse says:

Damn robotic stoner. He took too many hits on the energon bong again.

Anonymous says:

Is it just me, or is that an unusual angle for Prime's head to be in?

Anonymous says:

Carly: No, I said: "Spike, get him some energon." Not: "*Spike* his energon." Spike: Oops!

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime after he just found out he was gonna turn into a fire truck in "TF: Robots In Disguise". Either that, or Peter Cullen wasn't doing his voice.

Anonymous says:

prime stop drinking and driving cause your wasted!!!!

davewelttf says:

Carly: hey, Optimus...
Spike let him be, he was up for the last few days and nights waiting for Santa Claus

Anonymous says:

Optimus is looking for his Transparent Contact Lenses.

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Euugrrrhh....note to self: Never eat 155 Whapper Burgers all at once.

ian says:

Spike: Optimus what are you doing?
Prime: Wrestling with Mirage, why do you ask?
Spike:Riggghhtt sorry i asked

Chris says:

OOWWWW
WHO PUT THIS FLOOR HERE

Anonymous says:

Ironhide and Hound:
"Y'know, it's not very assuring to wake up every morning to find your boss trashed at a computer console."
"Amen to that."

FortMax says:

Spike: oops

Junior says:

boy, am i fµ©king tired!

Anonymous says:

See, one glass of Energon wine and he's out. Can't hold his oil down.

Anonymous says:

Aw s--t, that was some bad a-- weed .

Anonymous says:

Spike: Car;y! Get Rachet! Prime's having a spark attack!

Anonymous says:

Don't you just hate it when your Optimus Prime, the pride of your Transformers collection, keeps falling down?!

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Ow

Anonymous says:

Prime: What did I tell you about those freakin'banana peels Spike. Spike: Oh, sorry Optimus, I guess I missed the trash reseptical again, my bad.

Anonymous says:

well now that i have enjoyed the view your carlys breasts. i wonder would you like to see them from mine?

Hairball178 says:

Prime: "All right, let's go over this again--I want you to massage my midsection."

Spike: "Carly, you get the floor buffer; I'll get the sandblaster."

raijinald says:

Prime accidently stumbles at the couples'newborn son, Daniel.

Carly: MY BABY!!!

raijinald says:

Commentator: Prime tackles chip in a football game n here's what happened. Referee Spike blows whistle. PRRRRRRT!! That is a good tackle from Prime indeed.

raijinald says:

Prime is dreaming talking in his sleep.
Prime: Oh baby! Im gonna come.
Spike: Hey prime wake up.
Prime: DAMN!!!

raijinald says:

Prime talking to Spike n Carly.

Prime: I see u 2 hiding in an engine room doing something like this. Uh! Uh! Uh!

Anonymous says:

Prime: Hey I found a Cheetos...Hey there are my keys!

Anonymous says:

Optimus:hmm... Decepticon come here. Spike: how do you know?
Optimus: Audio receptors sticky.

Anonymous says:

Prime:So...tired...must...sleep...

little_fly says:

time for some sleep or at least a nap? mabey not must fight this sleepy felling ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Anonymous says:

Once again, gravity claims yet another transformer...

gir says:

Spike: looks like his batteries are low again...

Anonymous says:

Prime: "autobots , lets crawl out!"

Anonymous says:

Prime: " oh crap i forgot to transform!"

Anonymous says:

its moments like these u need minties

Anonymous says:

Prime kneeling down to look at action figure on the floor while spike consoles carly in the background: "WTF! THATS WHAT I LOOK LIKE IN BEAST MACHINES?!?!!?"

Anonymous says:

Prime after learning about Armada, the minicon gimmick and Beast Wars

Automaster says:

Prime:I'm not good enough. There's something wrong with me. Nobody listens to me.

Mental Illness is a disease. For more information go to www.paxil.com.

Slappyfrog says:

Spike: "Think warm thoughts, Optimus."

Slappyfrog says:

Optimus: "Very funny, Teletran. GIving me a bed alt-mode for Spike and Carly is a hoot. Now TURN ME BACK!"

Firestorm says:

Prime passes out upon realizing that the Chicago Cubs have finally won a pennant.

Cyberman says:

OP: Wake me when Santa gets here.

Anonymous says:

Op.Pr.: Damn! Human parties are good! Sleepy...so sleepy......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anonymous says:

Optimus: "Quick!!! Duck!!! I think I see one of those Hasbro designers!!! If they ask for me... I'm not home!!!"

Anonymous says:

Carly: "I told ya, Spike! We shouldn't have given the Dinobots all those hot spices to eat yesterday!" Optimus: "Spike... You... Must... Open... Window!"

Anonymous says:

Spike: "I tried to tell him... Scotty 2 Hotty is not one of the WWE's most popular wrestlers and that he better not try that stuff at home!" (Remember kids, leave the dangerous stuff to the wrestlers)

Anonymous says:

Prime has a major systems failure after he discovers he once joined sparks with a monkey!!! (I STILL can't get over the fact they made the 'Prime' a gorilla)

Anonymous says:

Optimus did not fail the drop test, so there will be a reissue of him

Anonymous says:

Spike: That must've been some New Year's Eve party!

Anonymous says:

Spike: Oh no! It must be some Decepticon plot?
Prime: Nope I just had too much beer!

Anonymous says:

Prime: "Your right! It DOES sound like a train is comming..."

Pokejedservo says:

If only his left hand wasn't so..."low".

The King says:

I forget I can't fly.

Vector Sigma says:

Spike: "I guess Cartman wasn't the only cartoon character to get an anal probe"

Anonymous says:

After learning from Teletran-One that there are only seven fembots in existence.

Ashes says:

Ashes: You know, I once read some where it was strange that whenever you see the Ark from the out side it was tilted but when you see it from the inside every thing is level. When I discoved Superdeformers one of the comics there explaned this by saying

Phoenix says:

When narcolepsy attacks!

Skyfire the Artist says:

Ugh...tell Ratchet and the others...not to eat the fish.

Shermtron says:

Prime is getting advise from satan on how to beat the decepticons.

Shermtron says:

Prime is fallen and cant get up...

Slappyfrog says:

Tonight on Cybertron's Funniest Home Videos, see what happens when one unlucky Autobot gets it with the world largest wiffleball bat.

Anonymous says:

prime will give me head

Anonymous says:

help!!!!!!!!i've fallen and i can't get up,ohhh my back

Anonymous says:

Missing ELITA-1 has given Optimus a bad case of blue reproduction units.

Anonymous says:

Uhhh... note to self... never go into suspended animation and expect to eat beef after 160,000,000 yaers.

Anonymous says:

Spike:"Great! Prime's groin fell on Chip!"

Anonymous says:

Prime:"Help, I've fallen and I can't get IT up!!!"

Anonymous says:

Prime: "I know you guys can get it! i took it out of my chest put it on a chair (to clean it) FORGOT then sat down! LOOK! if you would just climb up there you'll see it? ya can't miss it! what d'ya say?"

Anonymous says:

"Prime did not like what 'Handy Andy' and 'Carol Smiley' had done to the new and improved Autobot HQ".

Anonymous says:

Spike: "WHAT DID I TELL YOU 'BOUT WASHING THE FLOORS?"

Anonymous says:

Spike: 2WHAT DID I TELL YOU 'BOUT WASHING THE FLOORS?"

Anonymous says:

Spike: " He never told ME he was epaleptic? best change the computer screens."

Unknown says:

too...much...beer

Anonymous says:

"Prime i'm pregnant! ......... and your the father!"