Optimus pats a Quintesson on the side of its head

trailbreaker says:

“What a strange toilet ….”

Shuttershock says:

Movie Prime would always remember the day he first met Quintessons as the happiest day of his life.

Zeedust says:

Quint: "AUGH! Ypu just poked one of my other faces right in the eye!"

Evil Eye says:

Optimus: Come on, Spit her out!
Atari: (muffled) IT STINKS IN HERE!

Angelbot says:

It's 11 o'clock. Do you know where your Quintesson is?

Angelbot says:

Have you hugged a Quintesson today?

ACStarscream says:

"That'll do pig; that'll do."

Angelbot says:

Optimus Prime: Elita's right. When you pat the face of a Quintesson you can hear the ocean roaring inside.

trailbreaker says:

Prime - "There, that KICK ME sign should do the trick!!!!"

Zu Darkness says:

Optimus prime: I hear that I owe you my life for putting me back toghter

Quintesson: Well not really We accidently put a baked potato where your spark was suppose to be so you have about 5 seconds to live. But thanks for the compliment though.

Autobot bubbs says:

Prime: c'mon over here and kiss me you fool!

Quint: UHH... No, that allright, I'd preferr to keep our relationship..uhh.. professional, yeah thats it!

Zeedust says:

And the Quinty goes to.... OPTIMUS PRIME!

Optimus: "You like me! You really like me!"

Judynator says:

Op: Who are you? G1 Quintesson or Energon Alpha-Q?
Q: G1 Quintesson? What for?
Op: Since Alpha-Q wiser as you.
Q: F*ck you!

starscream_the_eternal says:

Optimus: "OH, don't worry alot of people are confused about their sexuality."
Quint: "Thanks, Optimus, that helps."
( Later on at the bar with Flywheels)
Optimus: "You know I don't mind talking to ,and helping Quint.

seminole1 says:

Prime: You better have fixed me up right this time, because if you didn't I'll come back here and crush this upside down egg you call a head into a million pieces. You evil little prick.

Roadshadow says:

Optimus: Hey thanks for bringing me back to life-OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A ZIT ON YOU! Lemme touch!
Quintesson: No! It's poisonous!

blaine71274 says:

Hey! What's that? There's something behind your ear. Wow! A quarter!

blaine71274 says:

I've never had these feelings before either, but now's not the time to share them.

blaine71274 says:

Smell my forearm....does that smell funny to you?

Unknown says:

look, i'm flatterd..... but the tenticles freak me out !

Fireblader says:

Kupp: "Prime, you found that basketball yet?"
Prime: "Hmmm basketball, basketball. No basketball. This'll have to do."
Quint: "Wait! I'm a Quintesson, not a basketball !"
Prime: "Kupp, the ball's ta

The_Fortress_Maximus says:

Optimus: You dance divinly

Kamakaze Thrower says:

Calm down, boy. He'll be back.

JPrime says:

Optimus Prime: Excuse me sir. I was wondering if you had seen 3 other gentlemen I was just speaking to.

SilentBlaster says:

Optimus:Oh sorry I thought I was being Ambushed.
Quintesson:You were you idiot.
Optimus:OH crap.

Operation Ravage says:

Optimus: I'm sorry, I value you as a friend and I care for you deeply . . . but I just don't put out on the first date.

crypto199 says:

good boy. Good Quintesson. You want the ball? You want the ball? get the ball.

Dclone Soundwave says:

Prime: So the rumors are true. Rubbing a Quintesson's head does give you more than meets the eye down under

Rhinobot says:

You know, I like this head the best of all.

Minicle says:

Have you hugged your Quintesson today?

Minicle says:

Quint: I have lost the war! *Cries*

Prime: There, there. I'll help you find it.

juggaloG says:

IN 1987:
Q (Crying): Where do I go now that Transformers is cancelled?
P: There, there Pete. I'm sure you'll find plenty of work out there.
Q: Plenty of work for a five-faced half-robot? I don't think so.
P: Maybe I can hire you.
Q:

luevanoalx says:

QUINTESSON: FINALLY PRIME,WE DID IT!!!I AM SO HAPPY!......
PRIME: SO DOES THIS MEAN WE ARE ON FOR TONIGHT????
QUIENTISSON: .....??...!!!! NO WAY LOSER I'M TAKEN...ARCEE!!!!!!

Dragonoth says:

Quintesson: "Millions of years ago, your ancestors drove us off Cybertron. And you ask ˆwhyˆwe give the humans ideas that robots they make could turn against them? WE'RE TRYING TO HELP THEM!"

Dragonoth says:

Optimus: "I want to thank you for creating the Transformers, but now it's time for you to go. It's just the way of the universe: defunct species make way for new ones."

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Quint: Yeah, I gave up the whole Evil gig ages ago. I now run a Primal/Group Therapy class.

Prime: Really?

Quint: Yup, Malevolent Beings Anonymous. Megatron is our latest member. So much Akatharsis, Denial and Sublimation...

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Junkion Host: In 2006 a hate Plague visited the Universe, and only you could defeat it Prime... But. You were Dead, and in need of heavy repair. Fortunately though, someone existed with the skills to bring you back from the Spark Fields...

Prime: Oh My

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Quint: Well... It's Sunday Night so I guess the amount of Seibertron.com kids that'll be visiting us will drop radically...

Prime: Not so my friend. I have here a list of the IP and ISP adresses...

Quint: You mean?

Prime: Yes. We'r

wraeth_x says:

Optimus Prime:I'm sorry this just isnt working out can't we just be friends?

Quintesson: Ohh man this always happens.

lockepsb says:

Prime: Quintesson, You brought me back to life? HAHA Now we have you here I can take yours! MUHAAHA

-Prime grabs his Energon Saber and hacks the Quintesson to bits-

Quintesson: ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHCCCCHHHHHHHHTTTTTTT!

Ravenous Zero says:

Don't worry, it's like eating crawfish. Once you get past the head, it isn't too bad. Here, let me guide you down ...

Jackrabbit says:

Optimus: Oh... Mister Q! You dace so wonderfully!

Alpha Q: Shhh... Hush my dear. Let the music take you away. *puts a rose in Prime's mouth*

Dr Buffalo says:

You know Quinty, I never noticed how well that shade of green looks on you...

Gah! we set the sexification parameters too high when we revived him.

Suzuki says:

OPTIMUS: Ha! And Elita said I'd never get ahead in this world!

("ahead" = "a head", Get it? Ha-ha! *dodges tomatos*)

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Anything?"
Quint,"Nope. Nothing."
Prime,"DAMN IT! Why does this work for Mr. Spock and not me?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime had to bitch slap the Quint when he came up 40 bucks short from his lap dance qouta.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Are you an egg or an eggplant?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Hey baby what's your sign?"

Quint,"Stop."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"I'VE DONE IT! BEHOLD THE GUMMY QUINTESSON!"

SITHSCREAM says:

Look, its not you its me............

snavej says:

Prime: Why, Ms Quintesson, in this light you look so hideous! I am fair petrified!

Quintesson: Charming as always, Mr. Prime.

DeltaSeeker says:

Prime: "Ow! Hey! Quit biting my arm!"

dabattousai says:

Quincy: Welcome back Optimus Prime

Prime: Are the Decepticons gone yet?

Quincy: No...

Prime: Put me back.

snavej says:

Prime: I think we'll be safe for a few minutes. Snavej has to stop now and do some actual work for an hour or so.

Quintesson: How terrible for him.

Prime: It's not the end I would wish for, lad!

snavej says:

At the line dancing class, the legless Quintesson has trouble with the steps.

Prime: Don't worry, you can still enjoy the music. They have both types here - country AND western!

The Quintesson starts to think that it would be easier to try a d

snavej says:

Prime: Oh no, horns!

Quintesson: But yes! I'm horny, so very very horny!

Prime runs straight through several walls to escape.

snavej says:

Quintesson (thinks): My reconstructed robot seems to have a corrupted CPU. It is trying to fondle me in a disturbing manner. I'd better call security.

Prime: Hi, I'm Barbie! Will you be my friend? What game do you want to play today?

Q

snavej says:

Prime: Why won't it accept a crumpled, torn, dog-eared, stained, sticky, smelly, defaced, cocaine-dusted, counterfeit three dollar bill?

Frobman says:

Optimus Prime is a witness in a Cybertron Judical case.

Bailif: On this Quinteson, do swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you Primus?
Optimus: Yes, I will.

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Nintendo's controllers keep getting weirder and weirder."

Arc the ZAKO says:

Prime: *Smack!*
Quint: Hey, what was that for?
PRime: Giant spider, on your back...heh, heh.
*Prime sticks bomb on Quint's back*
Quint: Tick...tick...? *Boom!*

snavej says:

Prime: I'm sorry, Mr. Q., you didn't get the job. It's just not suitable for a big metal egg, no matter how many tentacles he has.

Quintesson: I'm complaining to the High Command about this! I can do Ultra Magnus' job! He ha

snavej says:

Prime: Of course the Sharkticons we're selling you are premium quality. Just set them loose and they'll deal with any, erm, hot rod who comes their way.

Quintesson: They'd better. I hate it when those ... *ahem* ... hot rods come screa

snavej says:

Prime: Well, you did harbour terrorists on your planet. It was not surprising that a greater power came in and changed your regime. Decent, democratic Dinobots know what's best for the people in the long run.

Quintesson: They are selling picture

snavej says:

Prime: What was Wheeljack on when he installed this energon dispenser?!

Wheeljack (by radio): That's no energon dispenser. It's an installation that makes everyone look more beautiful by comparison.

Prime: Hmm. I'm not entirely conv

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Quint: "So.. with part of the Live Action Script written in Rome, do you think you'll try Catholicism over Judaism for a while?"

Prime: "Shalom"

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Quint: "What's it like having a Micromaster Rodimus in your tummy?"

Prime: Kind of Yummy..."

Quint: "Like a Mummy?"

Hi-Eye-Q says:

Quint: "It's just so confusing..."

Prime: "I to, found Takara's Headmasters slightly discombobulating. Why do you think I went for the whole grey veneer 3 or 4 episodes in..."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"I'm a licensed phrenologist."

Quint,"What the hell is that?"

Prime,"I feel and interpret lumps in your head."

[Men at Work ref.]

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

Prime: "Oh Man I Am So Wasted!"
Quint: "Dude, I Know, I Know!"
Prime; "No, But I Am SO Wasted...">laughs"..I Mean I Am SSSSSOOOOO Wasted!"
Quint: "DUDE: I KNOW!" (under breath) "jesus christ&quo

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

IS THERE NO ONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!


-Gladiator-

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

"......But If You Cheat Us........WE WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

Prime Learnt The Hard Way Not To Involve Elita-1's Mother In Law With Divorce Proceedings

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

Damn Rubicks Cube

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

Prime: "How Do You Know If Your Lawyer's Well Hung?"

Quint: "I Have No Idea!"

Prime:" You Can't Get Your Thumb Between The Noose And His Neck!"

Quint:"SHARKTACONS!!!!!!!"

Prime:"It Wasn&#0

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

During The Course Of The Never Ending Franchise Wars, Season 1 Prime Often Found Himself Confused When Confronted With The Quintessons.
Quintesson: "No NO NO!!!!!!!"
Prime: "My PRECIOUSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

- oh dear god -

THYFLESHCONSUMED says:

Quintesson: Sorry, I've Peaked

Dclone Soundwave says:

Good Quintesson.

Quintesson:Innocent! Innocent!

I thought I told you, no more innocent or guilty!

1337W422102 says:

"...and the fan-favorite OPTIMUS PRIME gets ready to throw the ball back onto the field..."
"Gee, Larry, there sure are a lot of screaming femmechs out there today!"
"There sure are, Bob!"

snavej says:

Prime: This is the weirdest dog pound I've ever been in! What the hell kind of breeding is in this mutt?!

Quintesson: Sausages!

Prime: Stop, you're freaking me out!

snavej says:

Prime: Elita-1, is that you?

Quintesson: You'd better believe it! A lot can happen in 4 million years. I got fat, then I had radical plastic surgery, then I established a strange, tyrannical regime on this planet.

Prime: Why?

Quintesson: Y

snavej says:

Quintesson: I was originally created by the Hughions and the Ralphions as a heavy vomiting weapon, but I was too intelligent and I established my own civilisation.

Prime: What happened to your creators?

Quintesson: They accidentally fell down the to

snavej says:

Quintesson: Together, we can eliminate all the fanboys and reclaim the right to remain caption-free.

Prime: Hallelujah and pass the ammunition!

snavej says:

Prime: So, our peoples are all in agreement: NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE.

Quintesson: Indeed so. We propose a cross-country Wheelie hunt. It will be like that book 'Lord of the Flies'.

snavej says:

Prime: Mr. Quintesson, have you considered becoming a Headmaster for one of my larger warriors?

Quintesson's eyes light up brightly at the thought!

snavej says:

Pokejedservo, the Quintesson does look a bit like a football! Someone as strong as Prime could kick it quite far.

snavej says:

Prime: Of all my many resurrections, this has been the most embarrassing.

Quintesson: You can depend on us!

snavej says:

Prime discovers the reason for the Quintessons' five faces. They are to spot approaching predators - sharks, lions, Junkions and especially chipmunks.

snavej says:

Though he could press some keys, the mouthless Prime was unable to blow the Quintesson's horn.

snavej says:

Optimus' lounge always seemed to get cluttered with useless aliens. He spent a lot of valuable leadership time taking out the trash.

snavej says:

Prime: Good Lord, look at yourself! People never learn: too much inbreeding leads to these kinds of problems!

Quintesson: Maybe we should mate with other robots, like you.

Prime (stepping back): No, I think it's too late for that. Euthanasia

snavej says:

Prime: My big friend Metroplex would like to put you up his bottom for a thrill. It is not a good idea to say no to Metroplex.

Quintesson: My Sharkticons will destroy this 'Metroplex' creature!

Prime: Actually, the Sharkticons are already

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

5 am outside of Shecky's Energon Bar and Grill:

Prime,"Gimme da keys Quinn your in no shape to d..d..GAH,..oh almost yaked."

Quinn Face 1,"I love you man.
Quinn Face 2,"No way man your hammered let me drive."
Quinn Fa

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Lawyer,"Now Prime show us on the Quintesson doll exactly how, and where Mr. Jackson touched you."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Oh yeah there is a lump there."

Quint looks both ways and whispers, "Do you think it's cancer?"

Prime,"Ughhh better have it checked anyway."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Which tenticle is the potty tenticle?"

jaster701 says:

"you lost the bet. Now pay up you quiverying Quint!"

Pokejedservo says:

Prime (thinking): Hmmmm... I wonder how far I can punt this thing?

1337W422102 says:

"Prime, this place is gonna blow any second!"
"Outta my way! Every bot for himself!"

1337W422102 says:

"Um, Walmart, what's you return policy on crappy Energon figures that noone bought, like this one?"

Thanatos Prime says:

Down in front Quintesson! This is the best part!

Thanatos Prime says:

Optimus: Hmm...your right that does feel more soft than the leading brand.

Quintesson: Told you so....

tiar180 says:

nice dog good boy

Kevinus Prime says:

"HOT ROD's the leader? Tell me this is one of those weird alternate universes!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"Great...slow dance song, and I get stuck with the ugly one..."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hmmm...let's see..loud, obnoxious, overbearing, and more than two faced...you're a lawyer!"

Kevinus Prime says:

Optimus raids the Cybertron Sex Novelty shop.

Kevinus Prime says:

"Ohh, baby...nice ass!"
"Uh...that's my other face..."

Kevinus Prime says:

"So this is what Unicron's testicle looks like."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Roll over! God boy! Does 'em wanna widdle tweat?"

Payner™ says:

"There, there, it's okay. Now, calm down; snavej's captions aren't that bad....."

Tusko says:

"I died for my race and all I got was this lousy Quinteson ballon."

Tusk says:

Quin: Oh so that's what the song means when it says that you've got the touch!

Tusk says:

Prime: Fantastic! Now my Yoda and E.T have someone else to talk to!
Yoda toy: Wondering, I am, Who are you?
E.T toy: Beeee Goood!
Quin: (sigh) Well, at least I can have an Intelligent Conversation for once.

Frobman says:

Optimus: This has got to be the ugliest kiddie ride I've ever seen.
Quint: Please insert a quarter.
Optimus: Where's that coin slot?

snavej says:

Quintesson: OK, we admit it! We evolved from the giant squid in the oil ocean, about 500 years ago.

snavej says:

Prime: A large hole has appeared in the middle of the high street.

Quintesson: The Sharkticons are looking into it!

Prime: It's the way that we tell 'em!

snavej says:

Quintesson: Let's get married!

Prime: OK, but I should warn you that I have the manners of a 50 tonne truck!

snavej says:

Quintesson: Do you know I want to conquer Cybertron and enslave all Transformers?

Prime: No, but you hum it and I'll play it!

snavej says:

Optimus learns a hard lesson about not touching evil alien overlords. He is mailed back to Cybertron in a box 2x2x2 feet.

snavej says:

Prime: Thinking of all these captions is tiring work! Let's call out for pizza.

Quintesson: Five for me, please. How are you going to eat yours, Prime?

Prime: My crevices were sealed recently. I'll have to tear it up small and cram it d

Tusko says:

Prime instantly knew how to initiate the bonding and mating ritual amoungst the Quintesons, by sticking his finger in their ears. "Matrix of wisdom and leadership, bay-bee!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Ok lets see the package says heat for 3 minutes.BEEP,BEEP,BEEP..........Oh come on you stupid microwave WORK!"

Quint," I.....AM.....NOT.....A.....MICROWAVE!"

Prime,"Whoa you talk!"
(Leans in closer.)
Prime,&quo

snavej says:

Prime: Why do you have horns? Do you actually do any charging and goring?

Quintesson (downcast): No, I'm a fraud. A big, fat, ugly fraud.

snavej says:

Prime: Hang in there! All the King's horses and all the King's men are on their way!

snavej says:

Quintesson (sings):
Come on without, come on within
You ain't seen nothing like the mighty Quin!

Prime: I'm going to open your skull and scoop out your brains with a huge piece of toast!

snavej says:

Quintesson: You too could have a body like mine.

Prime shudders in revulsion.

snavej says:

Prime: With this bizarre, ovoid piece, I will surely win the All Cybertron Sculpture Competition 2005. Even Grapple's Towering Tower of Justice is lumpen in comparison.

Quintesson: Do you mind?! We've had a hard day's judging and we ne

snavej says:

Prime: Maybe if you changed your colours to something more patriotic like my red, white and blue, people would like you more.

Quintesson: I tried that once but the Sharkticons went berserk. No idea why. Green and grey are more soothing colours for th

snavej says:

Prime: Quinty, baby, what makes you tick?

Quintesson: My built-in clock.

Prime: I mean, how does your body work?

Quintesson: There's a little guy inside me who runs the show. Calls himself 'Wheelie'.

Prime: AHA! Come out, you

snavej says:

Prime: So, what do you transform into?

Quintesson (irritated): A frikking omlette!

Prime: Cool!

snavej says:

Prime: Springer! What happened to you?

Springer (resembling a Quintesson): It's a long story.

Prime: Was it something to do with Perceptor's scratched lenses?

Springer: Never annoy a top-grade scientist, Prime. That's my new mott

snavej says:

Prime: Please enter the microwave decontamination chamber for a few moments.

Quintesson: Certainly. [Enters chamber, exposed to microwaves, explodes like a big metal egg.]

snavej says:

Prime: Hey, delivery guy, this isn't the package I ordered!

Quintesson: Your package was innocent. We threw it to the rats in the pit below the mail room. They seemed to like it. They are now trying to eat their own heads.

Prime: Damn you!

snavej says:

Prime: Thank you, Mr. Burns. It's lovely. I'll put it next to the giant Olmec head statue in the basement.

[Simpsons joke.]

king_dingy says:

Prime: Lower....lower!!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Dread Quint,"Heyyyy mon jew gonna smoke dose stacks or wat mon?"

Prime,"Jeeez this last season really did suck ass."

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Pikaquint I chose YOU!"

Quint,"Are you retarted?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Damn these slot machines are weird. Where's the damn handle?!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Whoaaaa sweeeeeet sideburns!"

Quint,"Nice huh? Van Morrison lent me them, he wasn't using them."

RodimusPrime msralph says:

If I can just feel around here..... BLAST!!! There has to be an off switch, to turn this babbling idiot off.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"Hup! What's this? A quarter behind your ear! How'd that get there?"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"You had me at guilty. You had me at guilty. *snif*"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Optimus,"If you sing one more Andrew Loydd Weber showtune I'm gonna kill you."

pdp11 says:

Hot Rod: Guess what we got you!
Springer: Gotta close your optics!
Ultra Magnus: No Peeking!
Quintesson: Hey Baby.
Prime (opens eyes): AAAAAAHHHHH!!

Raiden Gundam says:

Prime:Whhoooowwww!
This thing just switched faces and voices!
Quintesson: Dumasss (switch faces) BOOO!
Prime: AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

Screambug says:

I want to adopt you as a pet!

Zeedust says:

Prime: "All right, shake hands and..."

Quint: "Oh, sure, stick out the hand and tease us with it! Laugh while you can, you fingery ***hole."

Prime: "The hell...?"

Roadshadow says:

Prime: Who's a good dog? Huh? Huh? You are! Yes, you are!
Quintesson: Quit being a dick, Prime. I'm not a friggin' dog!

Zeedust says:

Prime: "So it's settled? You'll give me one of your mouths if I just tell you where my trailer goes?"

Frobman says:

Optimus: You feel icy cold. Are you ill?
Quint: All metals always are like that on normal tempuratures. You've been stationed on Earth for too long.

Rebel says:

its alright if your gay we except all life styles on cybertron

Light Blade says:

Optimus: Who's a good boy, who is? who is? it's you, yes you are! yes you are!
Quint: What does this achive
Optimus: i'm trying to give you back your chilhood which you wasted away in statistics lessons
Quint: 86% probability that you ar

Raiden Gundam says:

OP: There you go Quintesson. Dosen't that feel better?
Quintesson: Ohhhh yyeeeeeahhhhh. Wha.. Wait! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAPIST!

Frobman says:

Following the ways of Mr. Spock, Prime attempts to try out the mind attack, only realising only Vulcans can do this.

DecepticonRedAlert says:

op:if you want me to scratch you ask next time

Q:thats the spot

snavej says:

Quintesson: Well, I went to a party one night and got totally drunk. When I woke up the next day, someone had stolen my body and grafted four extra faces onto my head. Naturally, I was incredibly angry and started executing people for no good reason.

snavej says:

Optimus escapes by spinning the Quintesson very fast on its anti-gravity beam, then driving away. The Quintesson collides with three walls, vomits green slime from all five mouths and falls over.

snavej says:

Quintesson: Let us get this straight. 'Innocent' actually means 'let them go' and 'guilty' means 'punish them'.

Prime: That's right, you had a glitch in your dictionary programme.

Quintesson: So that&#03

snavej says:

Prime: What idiot designed your body, anyway?

Quintesson: We're not sure. We think the designer was influenced by the old Earth nursery rhyme about Humpty Dumpty.

Prime: Style before substance - the same old frakking story again.

snavej says:

The Quintesson opens a hatch in its eggy body, revealing the chocolate goodness within. Prime wishes he had a mouth to taste the brown ambrosia.

snavej says:

Prime: Has one of you seen my trailer?

Quintesson Face 4: It was guilty.

Quintesson Face 2: We were confused.

Quintesson Face 5: We didn't want to throw it to the Sharkticons.

Quintesson Face 1: We threw it to the Mechanical Mud Skippers

snavej says:

Prime: Hi, I'm Optimus Prime and my pants are enormous.

Quintesson: I'm an upside-down egg and I was laid by the Cosmic Pain Chicken ... of Doom.

Sharkticon (out of shot): Hey boss, just to let you know, we're forming a trade union.

1337W422102 says:

I won the Caption Contest and all I got was this stupid Quintesson!

snavej says:

Prime: There's a guy I know, name of Galvatron, called you a big spiky egg. I think you should teach him a lesson. Send all your troops.

Quintesson: Is he innocent?

Prime: Extremely.

Randomflyingtransformer says:

Prime: (pats shoulder) congratulations quinty, even when you finally got a toy made out of you, you still failed to sell any.

snavej says:

Prime: The Dinobots will be coming here shortly for their simultaneous blow jobs.

Quintesson: I will bite their members off!

Prime: That's the plan!

snavej says:

Quintesson: I see my reflection in your chest glass. How could I have let myself turn so ugly?!

Prime: What did you used to look like?

Quintesson shows a picture of Joan Rivers.

Prime (recoiling): Your looks have actually improved; trust me!

Death-Ray Charles says:

Prime:no you dont have food in your teeth

Death-Ray Charles says:

Prime: I have never told you this before...but.......Death face.....always loved you best...

*SmOOCH*

snavej says:

Quintesson Face 1: My best friend left me this morning. Boo hoo hoo!

Quintesson Face 3: I'm round the back, you fool!

snavej says:

Prime: Hey, Quinty! Fancy going on a giant metal squid hunt in the oil oceans?

Quintesson: I have no arms and cannot hold nets, rods or lines. I will have to use the Sharkticons.

snavej says:

Prime: My troops are all turning gay and I don't know what to do. They say it's just innocent fun.

Quintesson: Innocent, you say? Your course is clear - feed them to the Sharkticons.

snavej says:

Prime: This Christmas tree is the worst I've ever seen!

Quintesson: Well, it's your own fault, going to Earth and using all those radiation-based weapons and generators. You've inadvertently mutated the Terran organisms.

Prime: It ta

snavej says:

Quintesson: Don't touch that; it's my built-in paint shaker!

Prime: Sorry, my hands have minds of their own!

snavej says:

Prime finds the off switch and all is well in the galaxy.

snavej says:

Prime: May I have this dance?

Quintesson: Why of course, sire! I only ask that you take care not to put your foot in my beam of anti-gravity!

snavej says:

Quintesson: Prime, why do you have an image of Starscream on your personal communicator screen? Isn't he your sworn enemy?

Prime: Those damned sweatshop workers!

snavej says:

Prime: Rhinox, you've changed since I last saw you!

Ratbat says:

Thanks for reviving me, Quintesson...even though you ARE an enemy.

Powermaster Jazz says:

I told Prowl to put his Kootie game away. Now it's goin' in the trash.

snavej says:

Transformers try alien sex from time to time.

snavej says:

Prime: You didn't manage to kill Hot Rod for me. Pity; better luck next time!

Quintesson: We're building new, bigger, smarter Sharkticons just for him.

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Prime: "I want you to hit me, as hard as you can!"

Rainbow Starscream says:

Prime: Ahhhhh! Finally! My Halloween costume showed up today. Wait 'til the guys get a look at this!

A'Arab Zaraq says:

*opening credits of fight club*

Quint: "This is Prime... Prime has Batch Tanks"

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Prime: "Hey, I'm on to you Marla! As if that is or isn't your real name..."

Prime: "Hey I can't cry when there's another faker present..."

Jaw Crusher says:

Optimus: "You revived me? You...a Quintesson?"
Quintesson: "I had no choice...the entire franchise was threatened!!!"

Rainbow Starscream says:

OP: What? Galvatron kicked your ass and stole your lunch money? *pats the Quint* It's allright, I totally understand. He did the same thing to me when he was Megatron.

A'Arab Zaraq says:

Quint: "Left a bit, up a bit.. ohh scratch it there... not too much.. ohh that tickles"

Prime: *High pitched synth girl like giggles*

Skylynx: "This is so wrong..."

Kupp: "I find it poetic..."

Skylynx: "Aren&

snavej says:

Prime: I thought you were dead!
Quintesson: I thought YOU were dead!
Prime: Since when did that ever stop anyone!
Quintesson: [Five evil laughs simultaneously.]

snavej says:

Prime: Five blow jobs at the same time? Impressive! I can't even give one!

Archanubis says:

This is the biggest twister top I've ever seen!

Road Turtle says:

Prime, "OK, rotate a full 360 degress clockwise to the orange face, then a full 360 counter clockwise passing the orange face and stopping at the death face, then rotate clockwise to the green spikey face, now PULL!" (Click!)

All five faces,

Ransom says:

Optimus Prime gets a head start on Christmas by purchasing the largest tree-topper he can find.

Acelister says:

Optimus: "I was going to try you for crimes against... Everything... But when I look into your eyes, I can't stay mad at you... You're free to go!"

Acelister says:

Optimus: "Quintesson, my love... Let us never be apart..."
Quint: "But what about Elita-One...?"
Optimus: "Starscream and Ramjet are still holding her hostage. Forget about her."

Acelister says:

Optimus: "I know I've been blinded and only have you to belive... But are you sure you're Arcee...?"
Quint: "Yes... Hehehe..."
Optimus: "Sorry, did I tickle you?"
Quint: "Yeah... Hey, walk about seven ste

Powerstorm says:

Can I borrow one of these faces for Halloween?

Deceptivore says:

"Ahh... finally! A hood ornament worthy of a Prime!"

Laserbot says:

Quint: Murmph, thats my face...

Prime: Oh uhh sorry

::sets hand on otherside::

Quint: Muuumph thats my face too!

Prime: err.....

Ravage XK says:

Prime : "Oh whos a good boy? You are! Yes you are. Yes you are. Who wants a tummy rub?!!"

Dragontron88 says:

Assume the posistion! All tentacles on the wall, and open all of your mouths at once, and what do we have here, all the records of the so called "innocent", you'll do hard time for this buddy, get your ass in the shuttle, watch your heads,

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime,"There,there let it all out."

Quint,"Snif,snif,snif and and then all the kids at school called me fatty."

Prime,"Your not fat your just.....just a five faced freak."

Quint,"WAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

RodimusPrime msralph says:

Soo.....Soft, you use oil Olay.