The Ultimate Caption Contest
Optimus Prime talking to the kids
135 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
DeltaSilver88 says:
Optimus: Hold your... water? There's nothing actually on fire here, the fat kid just burned his steak on the barbeque grill!
BG the Robit says:
I swear I didn't do it! That Dark Energon explosion DEFINITELY was not from me having sex with TF Prime Megatron... or anything...
BG the Robit says:
Optimus: Okay, maybe, just MAYBE I fart Dark Energon fumes.
Terrorcons behind fart: RAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
#Sideways# says:
Optimus regrets signing a contract to have an explosion whenever he entered the scene.
michellatron says:
Alexis: Optimus, did you just... fart?
Optimus: Uh, we transformers don't fart!
Alexis: Why is there a big ball of fire behind you? Wait, CARLOS!
Carlos: WHAAAAAT?!
Alexis: You threw your half smoked cigarette back there, now half the mo
moonie says:
okay kids, welcome to the killzon--er--i mean happy chinese new year theme park!
Rept138 says:
I had a cyber pup this big once when I was just a transistor radio back on Cybertron.
Erowuii says:
Prime: "Hello Children"
Kids: "Hey Chef"
Prime: "How's it going?"
Rad: "Bad"
Prime: "Why Bad?"
Rad: "Cos you don't seem to realise the giant explosion behind you"
Hexari says:
Optimus: Guys I just discovered passing gas
PHHHHHHHHHH
Kids: You retard you just emited deadly Greenhouse gasses
*thud**thud**thud
Optimus: Might as well mark this down as murder by decepticons once again first Spike then Daniel now these lame idiot
Blazefrost says:
"Sure, you kids may go blind from the light....and suffocate from the smoke... but I feel a heck of a lot better now...."
Deceptiwho? says:
And that boys and girls , is exactly why we dont light farts on fire!!
Blazefrost says:
Optimus: See... THIS is what happens when you mix Lucky Charms with crack.
Kids: Ohhhhhhhhhhh....
Swerve says:
Okay kids, this is the last fart I'm going to light. Besides, I think Sparkplug is starting to get upset that he has to hold the matches.
Dclone Soundwave says:
-Carlos "Prime, let us help!"
-Prime "I'm sorry it's too dangerous."
-Rad "We're going in anyway!"
-Prime "Then I'll have to stop you, no matter the cost.."
hot rod 907 says:
kids: WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD ARE YOU DOING PRIME!?!
prime: putting out a fire with my diarea while practicing jazz hands, why?
kids: just wondering
Anonymous says:
kids: HOLY ---- PRIME!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EAT?
Optimus: damn borito...
Backspace says:
O Prime: No! Wait, dont shoot. Im Primo, you know, in some other truck version!
Kid 1: Primo! Its you. The last time i saw you, they took you to the recycling centre.
Kid 2: Yeaa...!! So now you're paying new road tax?!!
Kid 3: Do you still d
Cyros says:
OP: Bah weep granah weep ninni bong!
Alexis: Prime, that wasn't funny back in 1986, and it sure as hell ain't funny now!
Rad: *gasps* Heretic!
Carlos: Throw her to the Sharkticons!
OP: No way, too much red tape to use stuff from the Movie.
Brooke says:
OP: Yay I'm Wonderwoman!
Kids call the phciciatric unit and tell them to come quick. In five minutes the guys in white come to get OP.
OP: Whats that Preee-ty light ? Oh no........
OP gets so scared he farts, craps his pants, and faints.
Rad:(sig
Brooke says:
The kids are sick of OP doing jazz hands so they try to put him out of his misery......
Ccampbell23 says:
Optimus: "all right folks... Nothing to see here!theres nothing to see"
Octocon says:
Optimus " the hoo..kie... ko..kie?" "like this?"
Alexis "ya hopeless prime"
Polar Claw says:
*OP jups out out of cake*
OP:I'll be your lap dancer to day.
Kids:WWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
tian17 says:
Prime: kids dont do drugs!
Kids: But you take heroin evryday!
Prime: That is not true! Kids i think you should run now
Kids: Why?
Prime: Boo!
Kids: Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
[Prime Farts]
[Hiroshima blows up]
Prime: Oopsies! Sowwy
Zeedust says:
Optimus neve could quite master the hadoken. He kept shooting them the wrong way.
-Ry- says:
Prime:"OOOOOH I'm a ghost go home before you amek this show even more unbearable, or else!!"
Carlos:"Optimus...please shut up."
DeltaSilver88 says:
Optimus: "The Allspark, Vector Sigma, was to choose the next commander-in-chief of Cybertron. Though both of us had won fame during the Civil Wars, I was chosen as leader. And so the Matrix was given to me. Ultra Magnus left the planet that same day
snavej says:
After watching 'Monsters Inc.' and really getting into it, Optimus thinks that the kids might be toxic to him.
This wasn't too far from the truth!
snavej says:
Kid: Are you bendy Prime or the other one?
Optimus: No personal questions before lunch - I can't face them.
snavej says:
Armada Optimus gets so angry with his trailer not working properly that he blows it up.
Road Turtle says:
Kids (in unison), "Eeewww! You Farted!"
Prime, "No really it wasn't me!"
UFO says:
This is what happens when the Tansformers watch too much Power Rangers....
"When you kill the enemy, you gotta make sure there's a big explosion and a corny pose in front of the rubble."
Pokejedservo says:
What the?! Pink lights are causing an explosion right behind me and the kids are turning orange? Thats it, Takara has gone too far in this "give Micron Legend better animation than Armada" BS.
jazzimusprime says:
prime:Listen kids, I know this is the most realistic transformers convention that you have ever been to but I'm telling you, I'm not real! The real optimus prime is Peter Cullen, and with any luck, He'll be in the new Transformers movie!!
Acelister says:
Director: "NO NO NO! Prime, you appear BEHIND the smoke, you fool!"
Optimus: "I'm sorry... Let's do it again..."
Director: "Take 47, ACTION!"
Archanubis says:
I knew I shouldn't have listened to Rhinox about those wild bean vines...
Massdestruction says:
Optimus: "OK kids. Now here's my impression of a gorilla."
Carlos: "To be honest Optimus, your alot better at being a truck than being a monkey."
:::Optimus picks up Carlos and throws him into the flames, then turnes back to
ReinaHW says:
"Not again! Not more kids taking all the limelight in a show about us! Get back, you evil things! The power of Christ compels you! Oh screw it"
*Pulls out his rifle and opens fire*
"Much better"
the purifyer says:
Optimus proves once again that he cannot be beaten in a farting contest
O. Prime says:
OP: "Don't forget. You have to shake your right foot all about. If you don't, you ruin it. And I kill you."
snavej says:
Optimus: World Trade Center? I didn't see any World Trade Center round here, and I certainly didn't destroy one. You can't prove anything.
StarSaber1701 says:
Optimus Prime: Sorry Kids I Know I should not had that 30 day old broido but it looked so Good
mr_rich says:
Kids: PUT THE MATRIX DOWN AND STEP AWAY WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! ANY SUDDEN MOVES AND WE SHOOT. HOT SHOT THOUGHT HE WAS CLEVER AND LOOK, NOW HE IS JUST A SMOKING CRATER
Acelister says:
Optimus: "Just don't move kids! The tsunami of debris and painful, painful smoke can't see you if you stay still!"
Alexis: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!"
shadow minicon says:
optimus: ok kids don't panic everything's under controll
kids: so then that is'ent an explosion then?
optimus: *sigh* just get out of here
kids: ok, ok we are going
belgarion says:
OP:Well...when you guys went on hoilday and I could look after the place? Well I invited Hot Rod round, and you know how he's got lots of frieds, they came and NEXT thing you know, Starscreams in the energon juice, and he's slurring round and st
belgarion says:
OP:Now I know that we just build a new base...
Kids:ah ha...
OP:From previously destroying the last...
Kids:ah ha...
OP:well...you know how I destroyed it with the 'juggling the heart of cybertron'?
Kids:yes...*shaking heads*
OP:Well...um.
Dclone Soundwave says:
Prime-"Remember, always stay away from dangerous battles & explosions"
Carlos-"Now I know!"
Prime-"And knowing is half the battle!"
Death-Ray Charles says:
Rad- HOLY CRAP PRIME! He just blew down a wall with one of his Matrix Farts!
Death-Ray Charles says:
Prime: Wha..? I THOUGHT MEGATRON KILLED YOU-.....uh...killed you with...uhh.....laughter at his stand-up comedy bit.....yeah........dammit
muswp1 says:
Optimus: Kids, I'm a little busy right now. We can talk about that later...
cheeser82 says:
OP: Hey come on kids, don't cry! Optimus the Clown will cheer you up with my explosive act!
Zeedust says:
"Uh, kids... This is a little embarassing, so don't tell anyone I asked, but, um.... I need my super mode now. Have you seen my trailer?"
Zeedust says:
Earlier on, Laserbeak had a lot more firepower. He was toned down a bit after the second time Carlos "accidentally" destroyed the base with him.
Zeedust says:
"Okay, kids, now let's just go over this one more time. When making first contact with an alien civilization, you should always at leat pretend to be impressed. Otherwise they might feel like they need to prove something... And you don't
Sondura1 says:
Carlos:ooo ooo a total idiot!
Optimus:No the sound of music!
Rad thinking:I'm never playing charades with them again
Optimusizzy says:
Optimus Prime: For the last time you can not enter if your name isn't on the list.
Rad: But you let Spike in
Optimus Prime: Spike is at the drinking age
Roadshadow says:
Optimus: Magicus PRESTO! You like the smoke?
Kids: No, that was a fart.
Roadshadow says:
Optimus: BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Kids:...
Optimus: Damn. Well scaring them didn't work.
Archanubis says:
Optimus: "Could somebody PLEASE get these kids off the set! And while you're at it, get them written out of the series, as well.
big finale says:
prime:you can not come past me roadworks
kids:but our minicons are down there
prime:so
kids:................
Unknown says:
Optimus Prime: I told you broccoli gives me gas!
Rad, Carlos, Alexis: Run away!
dabattousai says:
Optimus: Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....Dooooo I loooook scaaaaaaaaaaaaary...Woooooooooooooooooooo.
Kids: ...
Jackwipe says:
...left 2, 3, 4, , spin right, plant aaaand end with jazz hands. I'm not going over the dance for the theme song again, this is the last time!
Ultra Primal says:
Prime: UH no worry kids! Uh this cave is completly stable! this is not toxic smoke!
kunesukwan says:
OP:I wouldn`t go in their if I were you. kids: not again were gonna be late for school again
Blaster_6267 says:
Not to worry kids....Smokescreen ahs just gone a little haywire is all
Black Arachnis says:
Optimus: now don`t worry kids, we can repair the minicons...assuming we find all the pieces...
kids: say WHAT!?
Optimus:I said that aloud didn`t I...hehehe, whoops.
Acelister says:
Alexis: "So that's Cybertronian Sumo Wrestling..."
Rad: "But did you have to blow up Red Alert...?"
Optimus: "C.S.W. demands that the loser is sacrificed. Sorry kids, that's the law..."
Acelister says:
Carlos: "Wow Optimus, when you explain the war like that, it makes the Decepticons look much more evil!"
Alexis: "And the jazz hands really finish it off well."
Prime: "Well Hot Shot told me it was uncool..."
snavej says:
Optimus: I'm horny, horny horny horny, so horny, horny horny horny tonight!
Carlos: Good God, Prime, did someone scramble your brain?!
Kevin: Too much information!
Dingbat: I want my mommy!
Mrs. Lovejoy: Won't somebody PLEASE think o
snavej says:
Optimus: Look, kids, sorry if Armada does not meet your high expectations. We'll give you compensation (in repaints) and try to do better next year.
Kids (old before their time): Bah, humbug!
Unknown says:
Optimus: "Ooooh! I shouldn't have eaten that technoburrito!"
Kid: "I'll say! Yuck!!!"
shadow minicon says:
Optimus: ok kids stay here and whatch a real hero work
Rad: i hope thst this will be better than spider man vs the green goblen
Optimus:*anime sweat drop*
Silver Wind says:
Optimus Prime finally flips out after hearing Carlos joke "Robots - Vehicles In Disguise" one time too many.
Silver Wind says:
OP: "Alright, kids! How does this look?"
Alexis: "...Is that just your own peculiar way of doing poses? 'Cause it sure doesn't fly with me."
Carlos: "Way uncool, dude."
Rad: "Yeah, you kinda look like
Silver Wind says:
The children had their own technique of getting things their way -- aim big weapon and fire off a warning shot.
