Perceptor talking to Bumblebee and Seaspray while working on the computer

Triggerdick Megatron says:

No, THIS is how you create a local account in Windows 11...

trailbreaker says:

“Oh rats, Amazon is out of stock on Studio Optimus Prime again !!”

trailbreaker says:

“Yes Seaspray, we’re booking a vacation to the Golden Lagoon right now…”

Vapor-03 says:

"...and that's how I lost to Bobby Jones in the pie eating contest in '72. But I'm getting a bit off-track here..as I was originally saying, ALF was this popular, wacky TV show that came on way back in..."

trailbreaker says:

“Fresh biscuits hot from the oven !!”

trailbreaker says:

“I can’t get the VCR clock to stop blinking 12:00 !”

Vapor-03 says:

Perceptor: Sooooo...have you minibots heard about that wacky sitcom "ALF"? Oh my gosh it's funny, ooo-weee!!

trailbreaker says:

The Autobots are perplexed by the Atari 2600.

trailbreaker says:

“So many ads for those little blue pills...”

DeltaSilver88 says:

*we can't have him tear Teletraan apart looking for bugs again, it took us five months to fix the damage.

DeltaSilver88 says:

Perceptor: ...And this, kids, is how you fix a broken fax machine!
Seaspray: Why is there a fax machine on the Ark anyway?
Percetor: Well, Red Alert insisted we get a communication line that can't be hacked... we can't have him tear Teletraan apart look

Rainmaker says:

Bumblebee: See, Perceptor? The humans are trying to sell us on EBay!

Rainmaker says:

Bumblebee: ...and he keeps saying we should twist our tailpipes.

Rainmaker says:

Perceptor: Tried switching it on and off?

Rainmaker says:

Perceptor: Guys, I told you! If Pornhub is down use Youtube!

lonrac says:

there is something happening, after a year of Sari, we're flipping though images every hour

trailbreaker says:

Try shooting the duck with this gun, but don't miss or that stupid dog will laugh at you.

Riptidemtmte says:

Percy-"...And here's my entry on the Ultimate Caption Contest! Pretty witty, huh?"
Bee- "Nah, you should do a caption joking about innuendo."

TF Cagle says:

Perceptor: See guys, I told you I'm still relevant.

omegasupreme69 says:

and tis is where telatran hides all the good porn....

Evil Eye says:

What the hell is this stuff you've been looking at on my computer? Oh my-I didn't even know humans could DO that!

kruiz220898 says:

Arcee and Hot Rod being immature again

trailbreaker says:

"Looks like Sparkplug has been watching the 'Richard Simmons Sweating to the Oldies Workout' on my computer again!!"

ryanisawesome124 says:

bumblebee:aww look theres no cheese burger,just an invisible one,

perceptor:look the dog want a hot dog

seaspray:(gurgle the walrus's(gurgle)bucket has(gurgle) gone missing

Road Turtle says:

How does Soundwave has over 500 friends on Facebook!? He's an uncharismatic bore!

Road Turtle says:

Fan Fiction!? Is that what Skyfire has been doing this whole time!?

Marcus Rush says:

And thats how you program a human VCR.

SentinelA says:

He sunk my battleship!

Antron says:

"Move!"

Powermaster Prime says:

Arcee in all its glory..well would you look at that. Gah! I never..
Okay, you two need to be a little more cheerful. No one is going to know this..right? RIGHT?

Fett13 says:

Perceptor: Dudes, check it out. RC's undercarriage at 32x magnification.

Dudes: Whoooooaaaaa!

moknbyrd says:

Can't talk now! Boss level !

Nyancatron says:

"It's a common practice on this planet, but the ritual is often done in secret... Human females will toss uneven loads of garments into this then sit atop it until it appears to hurt them".

SkywarpPushesYou says:

Perceptor: Bumblebee what did you just downloaded
Bumblebee: I was the 1,000,000 visit, I wanted my damn prize

spartanH85 says:

Perceptor watching family Guy:

See guys,here's that part watch,wait here it comes...See Optimus!
HA! Optimus Prime isn't Jewish!

Poyguimogul says:

In an attempt to keep Perceptor from finding the surprise party they had planned for him Bumblebee and Seaspray introduce him to the World of Warcraft... And he was never seen again.

Kiyoko6832 says:

P: My god bee what are those human females doing with that cup
B: I don't know, humans do some bizarre things.
S: SPIKE!!! HEY GET IN HERE AND EXPLAIN THIS, WE'RE CONFUSED!!!

Maestro Meister says:

Undeniable was the look of abject consternation and shame on Perceptor's face when the minibots caught him twisting Teletraan's knobs.

Agamemnon says:

Where the %$*& is the *#%^@*$ start button?

Big_B says:

Perceptor: Honestly Seaspray I don't understand why you persist with trying to use voice recognition.
BB: If Teletraan can't understand him Perceptor what chance does he have of making it past the movie!
SS: O_o

Manterax Prime says:

BB: Well great! He's been lobotomized again.
SS: I'll disconnect the console......ugh...

Poyguimogul says:

Perceptor : Whoever made this America Online account as Squirtshow is the reason we've been banned for life.. (Seaspray quietly sneaks away.)

TreyTable says:

Seriously, who put all this human music on my MySpace page?

sdn1337 says:

*Autobots playing FOC*
Perceptor: Why is my body so large and my head so small? I'm a tank too!?
Bumblebee: I'm not THAT chubby looking.
Seaspray: Why am i nonexistent... =/

Ravage XK says:

Perceptor: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Bumblebee: What were you trying to do?
Perceptor: I wanted to format my USB key.
Bumblebee: So what did you do?
Perceptor: I typed Format C:!!
Sea Spray: I'll look for the OS install discs.

Ravage XK says:

Guys, I'm about to beat the high score on Ms Pacman! Wakka Wakka.

JaffleMaker says:

BB: It's easy Teletraan scans the Earth for possible alt modes and you choose from the list.
SS: I'll go hovercraft, no way I'm being a mixer.
PER: Microscope or massager. Wonder what this massager device is? VECTROR SIGMA!
BB: Easy, Microscope it is t

WolfSpider1979 says:

Perceptor - "Eject, I don't know how to thank you for that spy camera in Arcee's quarters!"
Sespray - "Perceptor, what are you watching?"
Bumblebee - "Not much, because his gaze is burning holes in the monitor."

MarkNL says:

Perceptor: Yes! YES! 360-No Scope-Quadruple-HEADSHOT-With Jump-over a distance of 1000 meters!

#Sideways# says:

Kinect doesn't seem to work on Teletraan 1. WHEELJAACCK WE'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU!

El Duque says:

I thought you said Kup was in this video, I only see two girls............wait a minute...oh god

Heckfire says:

"WHOA...so THAT'S what Sari was talking to Optimus about? Quick, gimme a credit card number..!"