Powermaster Prime w/ Armada Megatron outside

MagnusLabel says:

No sunblock required

Rainmaker says:

Megatron: Prime, were's that manual again?
Prime: You told me to throw it out
Megatron: Well then I'm gonna be stuck like this for a few more slagging stellar cycles

Rainmaker says:

Megatron: SEE PRIME I'M WINNING THE TRANSFORMATION CONTEST
Prime: I have all day to read the manual before you even figure out were your arms go

o.supreme says:

Megatron: "I've fallen and I cant get up!"
(I cant believe nobody said this yet)

MarkNL says:

"What happened?"
"Aliens."

Evil Eye says:

Worst. Competition. Picture. Ever.

Heckfire says:

Hey, Mom? Do you ever get that...not-so-fresh feeling?

BeastProwl says:

was it good for you?

#Sideways# says:

This is why you read the instruction manual to find out how to transform them BEFORE you put them on Ebay.

ChevyTron says:

Megatron:Yeucch...I'm not scraping Spike off of the road.

Optimus:Well it aint gonna be me, either!

Swerve says:

Prime: So from what I hear there are some figures that get displayed in cases inside the house and on shelves, then there are figures like us that get displayed on the trunk lid of the broken down car out front.

Megatron: Could be worse. Parts of us co

hot rod 907 says:

prime: "I love you man!"

megatron: "well, uuuhhh... CAR! RUN!

Ccampbell23 says:

I wish we could just sit here like this forever... hey, that cloud looks just like a pony...

darth_paul says:

Prime: It’s a good thing that gas costs so much now that we can just sit here on top of Trailbreaker and he can’t afford to refuel himself.
Megatron: Yup.
Trailbreaker: Aw hexagonal nuts!

Roadshadow says:

The aftermath of a retarded one-eyed child trying to transform these two.

Unknown says:

ROADKILL!

Pokejedservo says:

P. Prime: This is the way to the "Robot Chicken" set isn't it?

A. Megatron: I think so...

Suzuki says:

MEGATRON: I wish I could qu-
PRIME: I told you, NO MORE "Brokeback Mountain" refrences!

Powermaster Jazz says:

Toy Story 3: Mistransformers

Brakethrough says:

Megatron: You know what would be nice?
Prime: What?
Megatron: Knees.
Prime: Yeah.
Megatron: Yeah.

Brakethrough says:

Prime: Wait a sec, where'd your arms go, Megs?
Megatron: What do you mean, they're ri-AHHH!?!

Brakethrough says:

Megatron: Wow, the universe sure is big.
Prime: Not really, no.
Megatron: What?
Prime: Think about it. Besides Earth and Cybertron there's what, maybe six other planets?
Megatron: I don't follow.
Prime: Well, Charr, Junk, Quintessa, Mars..u

Evil Phil says:

Megatron/Garth: "were you ever attracted to bugs bunny when he dressed as a girl bunny".

Prime/Wayne:" No....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!...
...
No"

Megatron/Garth: "Okay neither was I".

This just so reminded me of that

kataridragon says:

(optimus prime is out for a mourning jog)

Optimus>> Good mourning Megatron

Megatron>> Optimus help me im stuck on my back and I can't get up

Optimus>> I sure am glad I have knees so at anytime I can easily get up and do nic

kataridragon says:

Megatron>> Optimus I am going into stasis lock. Hold my hand.

Optimus>> Megatron it was never ment to be but
I will stay by your side till the end.

Megatron>> But I Lu Lu Love you (optical sensors fade to black)

Optimus>&gt

ReinaHW says:

Prime: "I have knees! I'm a G1 and I have knees!"
*Heavy thud as Megatron collapses from shock, and envy*

Road Turtle says:

Prime, "Meg, we need to break up."

Meg, "What? No! Please Prime don't do this!"

Prime, "Look, we're not even from the same continuity. In my continuity Seibertron blows up, in yours, Cybertron eventually transform

Road Turtle says:

Power Master Prime, "Meg, I've got a confession to make."

Megatron, "Yeah, Prime."

PM Prime, "I'm not really Optimus Prime. My real name is Ginrai, God Ginrai. I'm really just the little guy who turns into my

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Hey buddy, can you spare an energon slip, for a couple of old alterbots?"

Flashwave says:

My, He's getting desperate for pics, isn't he?

snavej says:

Megatron: Remind me why we aren't fighting right now, Prime.

Optimus: Union contracts - we can't fight those from different continuities, unless the companies agree to a cross-over or some such thing.

Megatron: Perhaps if one or both of us

megaconvoy says:

Megatron: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?

Prime: No.
[cracks up laughing]

Prime: No.

Megatron: Neither did I. I was just asking.

Cenozoic Forever says:

Megs: Wanna run to the end of the block?
Prime: Nah, not really.
Megs: Whassa matter, lost your drive?

Death Gunner says:

Prime: Look! That cloud looks like the matrix!
Megatron: Oh yes...
Prime: Look! That cloud looks like the matrix!
Megatron: They all look like the matrix!
Prime: Your point?
Megatron; Nevermind...
Prime: Wow! You'll never guess what that cloud

snavej says:

Optimus: I beat G1 Galvatron with my bare hands. You had to use a big magic sword.

Megatron: Maybe so, but I can do the splits!

Optimus: I can fold my shoulders right forward.

Megatron: I can powerlink with at least 14 Minicons at the same time.

snavej says:

Megatron: I think I have Cybertronian leprosy. My horns have dropped off. I have to use my incredibly large shoulderpads as substitute arms. I didn't used to have these skin colours a few years back. Minicons won't powerlink with me because

shadow minicon says:

Insted of fighting megatron and optimus deside to kick back and reflect on whats happened in the past, present and future battles.

Optimus: I have lost count of how many times i've died and comeback to life.

Megatron: And i've lost cound o

shadow minicon says:

The two fave bots laying down on the job.

High_Octane says:

Megatron: "Oh yeah, well, you suck so bad repolabels won't even touch you!"

Prime: *grumbles*

Roboto750 says:

Megatron: "Hey Prime, I can see your tan lines!"

Marcus Rush says:

Optimus: Your show sucked...
Megatron: At least I got into mainstream
Optimus: Mainstream, you and your kind almost killed the entire franchise, and dont get me started on those spin offs. I mean minicons and what combiners as a standard feature? You gu

trailbreaker says:

Optimus wrote the words "WASH ME" on this car's bumper.

trailbreaker says:

"Hey Megatron, do you think Arcee's boobs are real???"

Zeedust says:

This is just a litle reminder that the instructions are there if you need them, folks...

ethanx18 says:

wax on wax off,wax on wax off,wax on wax off,wax on wax off

ethanx18 says:

Prime defeat megatron an goes tannig

Death-Ray Charles says:

Micheal Bay ran into some fund troubles, and he had to cut the new movie budget severely

Blast_you_Prime says:

Prime: I blame this only on Michael Bay's new movie... I did not get the part...
CNN: It is our Darkest hour...
Megatron: Oh shut up.....come here prime I have another $40.00
Prime: make it $60.00 and I'll make it an hour...
CNN: And there

Blast_you_Prime says:

This is CNN "Cybertron News Network"
CNN: Optimus, Optimus, tell us what prompted you to fall this low... was it the Failed "Rebirth" story line or "The Return of Optimus Prime", tell us Optimus what happend?
Prime: I, Well

Blast_you_Prime says:

This is CNN "Cybertron News Network".
This just in, video of what appears to be interaction between beloved Autobot Leader Optimus Prime and Megatron in a less than heroic transaction...
Audio.....(static).....
Prime: "That's $20.

High_Octane says:

prime: ...and that's where human babies come from.

Megatron:... X.X *faints*

High_Octane says:

*Hasbro CO* "Look guys....it's like this, we share the same concerns, but...We have our best working on the classics line."

*Optimus* Where's my trailer and also, I don't have a 'enhanced' mode, what gives!?

*Megat

Autobobby1 says:

Megs: Hey Optimus?
OP: What?
Megs: Where'd you're chest windows go?
OP: You'd be surprised what happens when you're drunk.

Minicle says:

Megatron: Tell me Prime. How was this craft we’ve been abandoned on manufactured again?

Prime: Di-cast construction... It’s a lost art.

Megatron: Riiiiiiiiight...

Dclone Soundwave says:

Megatron-Oh crap, I must've slipped into the G1 universe, where articulation is a thing of the future!

Prime-It's not so bad, we have way more episodes than your stupid Armada, but you'll probably get turned into Galvatron again.

Mega

Stress says:

*optimus* what happend last night *looks to megs* oh crap.....

snavej says:

Megatron gets sunburn so bad that he turns into Galvatron.

snavej says:

Optimus: What happened to us? We used to be die-cast. I used to have good shoulder joints that rotated and swung back.

Megatron: Well, I don't miss being Barney the Purple Dinosaur but I do miss having that enormous trigger section between my le

snavej says:

First pictures of Powermaster Prime's inverted nipples. Held down with screws, apparently. And who is his beautiful maniacal companion? This Daily Sleaze reporter wants to know!

Quaternion says:

Megatron: Ha! You are no more articulated than I am!
Prime: Oh yeah? Watch this!

Damolisher says:

Prime: NO-ONE mocks the implants.

transformerguru says:

Megatron ~ Prime was that you? Oh man how many times do I have to tell you dont fart while I'm down wind!

Prime ~ heh heh heh heh.....

transformerguru says:

Megatron ~ Yes we are here to audition as the stunt double for the Transformers Movie by Micheal Bay....
What?!?! Those rolls have been filled... Damnit Prime WHY did you have to take the scenic route from Cybertron!!

Unknown says:

And now anothe touching scene from "Brokeback Servo-Motor"

Megatron:How long must we keep our love a secret?

Optimus Prime: Untill the others decide to allow same sex marriage;that, or move to Canada.

Megatron: I wish i could quit you!

SilentBlaster says:

Prime: Nice day in the park huh?
Megatron: I'm prepared for when birds come.

† Sunstorm says:

Megatron: i feel used and trashed

Optimus prime:....i feel raped

Unknown says:

Prime: Ever wonder why children's toys are so mis-treated?
Megatron: Not really, the guy that owns me is 35...

Massdestruction says:

Why are the product shots on the back of the boxes always mis-transformed?

Archanubis says:

Prime: *sniffing* "Why do I smell bacon?"

Velos says:

Optimus: OH NO, Large bird Incoming!
Megatron: Not Again!

Death-Ray Charles says:

Megatron: DAMN KIDS! IT'S SUPPOSED TO RAIN TODAY!

Prime: I can relate man.....I can relate

D-340 says:

And here's my auction for super rare Armada/Energon/Cybertron Optimus Prime and Megatron Prototypes......

Road Buster says:

Optimus Prime: Well this just sucks! Of all the things I was worrying about for this movie, I never saw this coming.

Megatron: Well, nipples on your costume aside, at least they kept the rest pretty accurate.

Blast_you_Prime says:

Prime: I am so tired of fighting, can we just be friends and watch this movie quietly...

Megatron: Alright Prime, but if the movie does not make me any royalties or beats Spiderman 3, at the box office...the peace talks are over....

Blast_you_Prime says:

Prime: Michael Bay is making a live action movie about us....I sure hope I don't die again...

Megatron: YESSS!!!, lets hope you dont DIE!!! again...

Blast_you_Prime says:

Megatron: Prime you sure picked a lousy place for our retirement....
Prime: They advertised, low energon rates a month, what you expect....Social Security Income is not enough to pay to live in Fortress Maximus, Tripticon's rear end is the next best

Archanubis says:

A-Megatron: "Hey Prime, would ya pass the suntan lotion?"
PM Prime: "In a minute, that sprinkler's in the neighbor's lawn is looking very tempting."

Archanubis says:

Prime: Is my head on backwards?
A-Megatron - WILL YOU STOP SHOUTING!

snavej says:

Megatron: Never mind, Minicons will solve all our problems.

Optimus: I think you mean Nebulans.

Megatron: No, I mean Minicons.

Optimus: Actually, Nebulans are far better.

Megatron: Fool! I bet you don't even know what a Minicon is!

Op

snavej says:

Optimus: I drank too much strong fuel last night and wandered into the wrong continuity.

Megatron: Me too. Don't steal my lines. Where are we anyway? Looks kinda super-real, know what I mean?

Bin Laden: OSAMA, TERRRORRRIIIIIZZZZZE!

Optimu

snavej says:

It's neck and neck in the 'pathetic-looking leader' competition...

Decepticlone117 says:

Megs: Prime..where do petro rabbit's come from ?

Prime: .......................

Wolfguard says:

Strange...when I'm driving, I end up hitting bees and flies rather than Transformers...

dabattousai says:

Megatron: So what's your story?

Optimus: Well, I tried out for one of the mutilated toy roles in Toy Story, that is why my head is like this, hoping I could put on a good show. What is your story?

Megatron: I was trying out for the upcoming

Damolisher says:

Prime: And that's what you get for Stealing my windows!

Unknown says:

Prime: That cloud looks like a bunny!!!!

Megs: That cloud looks like me ripping out your central processing unit and feeding it to Sharkticons.

Prime: What was that????

Megs: Nothing.......nothing at all..........

Ratbat says:

Look!! It's (Powermaster) Optimus Prime and (Armada) Megatron--on Ryan's car! :)