Ratchet gets his check-up!

trailbreaker says:

“Look Ironhide, our figures are going for big bucks on eBay !”

trailbreaker says:

Ratchet - “STOP STARING AT ME !!”

trailbreaker says:

"Sorry Ironhide, I used Teletran-1 to find a good tuna melt recipe."

Rainmaker says:

Ironhide: ...well first of all your tailpipe is twisted and it has...CHROMIA'S FINGERPRINTS ON IT?
Ratchet: Er, I can explain?

william-james88 says:

I cant give myself a colonoscopy, you'll have to help.

michellatron says:

So Ratch, I heard back on Earth one time that after the age of 40 you should have your prostate checked or you could die of something called cancer. You're a few million years overdue, y'know?

Zeedust says:

Ironide: "So you're like this because of a cavity search?"

Ratchet: "Yeah."

Ironhide: "I don't get it, you brush your teeth like all the time..."

Ratchet: "... You know how dumb you sound right now, ri

Roadshadow says:

Ratchet: Are you gonna jam your thumb up my ass?
Ironhide:..No.

SilentBlaster says:

Ironhide:Will you pull your pants up for once?
Rachet:Shut up.

Scatterlung says:

Ironhide: Funny, it never hurt when they did a rear exhaust on me. No wonder they call me Ironhide...

Not Sonic says:

CAVITY SEARCH!

Demonic Femme says:

Ratchet, "Okay, let's see, Crack for in the morning, and two bags of weed- that'll fill in nicely for lunch and dinner."

Ironhide, thinking, 'By Primus that's a lot o' weed... how can I get some o' that stuff?&#0

Prowl Worshipper says:

R: Hold on, Crystal Barbie, I know Peaches'n'Cream Barbie is wearing your shoes...Ratchet will fix it...there, who's a pretty dolly then! Yes, YOU are, yes! Oh, look, Princess Kelly is inviting you over for a tea party! We better find somet

Zeedust says:

Ratchet: "It's no good... The tamagotchi is dead..."

Ironhide: "Um, how many years has it been since you've left this room?"

Nightshadow says:

Ratchet: *Looks for some parts on the ground* Hey have you heard the rumors in Autobot prisons how the other Transformers will screw---
Ironhide: Hm..this is fun! OH YEAH!

Zeedust says:

Ironhide: "Told ya not to do yoga in a minefield..."

Ratchet: "Shut up and help me find my legs..."

Scooter says:

Gee Ironhide, that puppet looks just like Ratchet

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Surprise, hehehehe!!!

Anonymous says:

There is no escape...

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Why do I have to get my rectal check-up from my "twin brother?" Ironhide: Quit leakin' lubricant & SHUT UP! It'll only take 5 minutes! Unless I'm feelin' real frisky, heh, heh, heh.

thexfile says:

Ratchet i have somthing to confes, you know we look alike and so... mmmm it's a bit hard t0 tel you but.... you'r realy my long lost brother...

Bruticus says:

Suddenly, Ironhide was struck with a horrible thought; was Ratchet the repaint of him--or was it the other way around? Either way, Ironhide decided, Ratchet would have to go.

Ten-Four says:

Ironhide suddenly wishes he was somewhere else when he sees Ratchet do a “Turn your head and cough” on Gears.

Heather Prime says:

Retchet gets his check-up for my legs bolts metal bones joint system...

Anonymous says:

R: (thinking) I do wish he'd stop hovering. He makes me nervous.

Galvatron says:

IRONHIDE; Now it's your turn to put your Ratchet into my Ironhide!!

Anonymous says:

"Ironhide, the damn toilet backed up again!"

Anonymous says:

I need some help here the dionbots tracked mud in here again.
Ironhide: that is not mud ratchet.
ratchet: Sweet mother of god!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: gee, how come my human body was never made into a toy?
Ironhide: Ah, i wouldn't worry.
Ratchet, but you were made into an "action master", i can't belive it!

Firestorm says:

Ratchet: A special mission to Earth? Sure, just let me fill out my life insur..; it'll wait till I get back.

Anonymous says:

April 1st,1985...Ironhide crosses the line and gives Ratchet one hell of an April Fools gay...I mean Day suprise...

Anonymous says:

Having seen Halloween one time too many, Ironhide pulls a Michael Myers on Ratchet.

Anonymous says:

In loving memory of Don Messeck!

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Well, momma did name me for what I like.

Jeremy says:

rachet: well i guess u wanna gang prob me well here u go

Anonymous says:

IRONHIDE: whoops! dropped my soap!

ras says:

:shreiking horrer music underscores

Anonymous says:

Ironhide, you are not going to Ponn far, now put that away!

optimuslives says:

you ready for your check-up ratchet? I know I am (wink wink)

BenH says:

Damn it Ironhide not now.

Heather Prime says:

hey retchat .... i find my hip bolt metal HAHAH....... !!!! i destroy at evil eel woman is decepticon.....

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Ratchet its time!!!

Anonymous says:

ratchet:not now ironhide im so not in the mood

Anonymous says:

Ratchet : Oh MY GOD...

Ironhude:Is it bad Doc?

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Ironhide c'mere! I found it at last!
Ironhide: What?
Ratchet: The MISSING Sock in the dryer!

Anonymous says:

I'm gonna make u sqeaul boy!SSqqeaull like a pig!!!!

FortMax says:

Next Episode: Ratchet gets the shaft

Silverwolf says:

C'mon, Ironhide... I know you're a hillbilly, but please! Its like we're brothers!

Ironhide: THAT'S THE POINT. OFF WITH THA PANTS!

Anonymous says:

Very soon, Ironhide...Chromia will be as good as new! :)

Anonymous says:

C'mon, Ironhide... I know you're a hillbilly, but please! Its like we're brothers!

Stelartron says:

IRONHIDE: Hey, Rach. I can't find the head on my toy. RACHET: Our toys don't have heads, just those little stickers. Face it Ironhide, you and me, we were totally gyped.

Anonymous says:

"let's face it Ironhide, no matter which way you pose our toys, they still suck."

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: "Damnnit Ironhide, why do you keep knocking the soap outta my hands!"

Unknown says:

Ratchet: What are all these thin white things that keep cracking when ever I squeeze to hard?

Bumblebee says:

Ironhide not only are we both male autobots but we are brothers. oh wat the heck bring it on.Ironhide: daniel since spike bonded with op to be a crotch master bond with me. Ratchet: Oh yes but now ive got sprog fluid all up my ass . Ironhide: now blow me

Anonymous says:

RATCHET:Wait a minute. I didn't give you a lisence to be a doctor yet.

Unknown says:

hmmmm, whats that that tinge-hey!!!!

Anonymous says:

Always wanted to cornhole me a medic.

Anonymous says:

Hrm, left hand red. Right hand blue. Hey what's going on here?! This box says 'Erotic Twister!' And why are you giggling, Ironhide?

Cyclonis says:

Um Rachet, I think you are suppose to put that red moving thing back in that human. Hey who is the certified medical technician here?

Sheba says:

Ratchet: Damn, I hate these proctology exams...
Ironhide: But Teletraan 1 said you were at a high risk for prostate cancer...

Anonymous says:

Aight, Ironhide things are different in the joint, you want some drugs you gotta toss my metal salad!

Anonymous says:

Ratchet: Ironhide, I've got an especially good feeling about this shuttle run to Earth. I can't possibly see anything going wrong.

Anonymous says:

I dont know IRONHIDE this just doesn't feel rihgt.

Anonymous says:

Iornhide: So Ratchet about..
Rachet: For the last time Iornhide I am not your twin, I was a only child, period. **Iornhide runs away crying**

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Ratchet I need you to fix this Autobot.
Ratchet: For God's sake Ironhide Im a doctor! Not a...uh..I'll get right in it.

Anonymous says:

Rachet: The cow says "moo." The chicken says....
Ironhide: Rachet, what in Cybertron are you doing?
Rachet: oh, man, I...was..doing..research!

AutobotLDR says:

"Squell Like A Pig!!!"""

Sideburn says:

Ironhide, did you ever serve time?

Sideburn says:

Damn, are you using your WHOLE HAND?

Ultimate Optimus says:

Look Ironhide! I work better WITHOUT people looking over my shoulder!

Anonymous says:

(French Version, translated). Oui, oui. Life has no meaning. You bore me, Monsieur Ironhide. Leave me be in my 'ennui'. Stupide American. Stupide job. Stupide, stupide, stupide....

Anonymous says:

(Spanish Version)....tengo...que....resistir...chistes...de...la sodomia...(gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE-AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

....must....resist....sodomy....jokes...(gasp) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Wait until I come up with a witty comeback. THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY!

Anonymous says:

No, Mr. Hyde!! Haunt me no more!!

Anonymous says:

No! It's my turn to piggyback now!

Suzanne says:

Get your finger out of my ass!!

Anonymous says:

Ironhide "yeah bitch,you like that,yea call me daddy"
Rachet "Daddy"

Anonymous says:

Is it the red wire or the blue wire I always get them mixed up?!

Anonymous says:

time to probe where no bot has probed before...

Anonymous says:

Ironhide: Damn!! And I thought that Wheeljack had a nice ass.

Justice says:

"Leakin' lubricant!!"

Anonymous says:

Don't you wish these captions were about anything but sodomy?

dan says:

Hey Ironhide!!! Robots can't be homosexuals!!!

Anonymous says:

(*sigh*) Okay, I admit it. The Red Cross is full of greedy cheats. Can I go now?

Anonymous says:

AUTOBOT STAGE ACTING TECHNIQUE #456: "Now, Ironhide! You are melancholy! And Ratchet! You are shocked! Action!"

Anonymous says:

...and then, it finally hit me. I'm a minivan! I'm a goddamn minivan for fat moms and shouting kids! Why me?

Anonymous says:

My God! He's dead Jim!!

Unknown says:

Ironhide(thinking): Damn! He's got a big-ass jolly rancher on his butt! or Ratchet: Are we twins, dude?

Anonymous says:

ever taste motor oil?

Anonymous says:

get in the van

Anonymous says:

yes Lenny i'll let you tend dem wabbits,..

Anonymous says:

Be gentile, it's my irst time.

Soundwave says:

Hey, he dropped the soap!

Anonymous says:

Tune in next week when you'll hear Dr Ratchet say, " Hey Look what happens when I put his rotator couplink in his motivator socket!"

Anonymous says:

"You know, Ratchet, I'm not gay or anything, but I just noticed your ass looks incredibly similar to mine."

Anonymous says:

Why you should never drop your wrench!

Anonymous says:

Ironhide:(Ironhide sniffs not once but twice)Oh come on now if your going to release the pressure in your exaust port let everyone know first!!!

Anonymous says:

In a poor attempt at flirtation by Ratchet, bending over to pick up a dropped spanner leads to an awkward moment for Ironhide...

Anonymous says:

Now I know what my ass looks like!

Anonymous says:

"What exactly am i looking for again, Rachet? "Damn it just feel around!!!"

Anonymous says:

YYYYYYYAAAAARRGH! I didn't even know I had an anus!

Anonymous says:

Be gentle, my love...

Anonymous says:

アイアンハイド軍団

Anonymous says:

"There you go, Gears, good as new and YARGHHH!"