The Ultimate Caption Contest
Ratchet w/ gun
230 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
BG the Robit says:
Ratchet: You have failed me yet again... wait, I'm not Megatron.
Bee: Yes, and I'm not Starscream, so GET YOUR GUN OUT OF MY FACE!
peacethroughtyranny says:
Ratchet: Its alright I'm an emergency vehicle, wait wrong line ughhhhhhh.... I got nothing
Ratbat says:
You're not the REAL GENERATION-ONE Optimus Prime! You're a Michael Bay-created RIPOFF!!
michellatron says:
Say hello to my little FRIEND!
*click* *click*
Oh what the $*!#, come one guys! What kind of movie is this anyway, this isn't even a real gun!
Road Turtle says:
After being replaced by Red Alert for both the Armada series, and Cybertron; only one word could describe the good doctor, Bitter.
Lunar_Convoy says:
Ratchet: "All right you Decepticon pinheads....This, is my BOOM STICK!"
Megs: "You expect to kill me with that pea shooter?"
Ratchet: "If I have too yes." *the gun grows bigger and has double barrels and mini rockets on
bringo says:
Click. Click.
Opps saftey is on.
Ok now.
Click. Click.
#$%# no clip.
Loading clip. Ok.
Now I am....wait come back I was getting ready to shoot...
bringo says:
Refusing to follow his oath to do no harm.
He feels the need to harm.
(Who knew Ratchet followed the hippocratic oath?)
Rebirth Megatron says:
Ratchet: The patient is suffering, I prescribe euthanasia.
Huffer: IT'S JUST A RUST RASH!!
Ratchet: Well....you need to be put out of our misery anyway. *BLAM* Oh GEAAAAAAARS, IT'S TIME FOR YOUR CHECK UP!
Zeedust says:
First, do no harm. Second, make sure you know where the loopholes are in rule number one and when to use them.
SilentBlaster says:
Megatron: Its time to die Rachet!
Rachet: But ah ha i have my squirt gun!
*squirt*
Megatron: Your doomed. Did you know that?
snavej says:
Ratchet: It's no good, buddy, even I can't fix your busted wing mirror. Worse than that, you called me 'nurse'. I'll have to put you out of your misery. Oh, how it pains me to do this.
Starscream (out of shot): Hey, that
Unknown says:
Ratchet: I'm gangsta!!!!
Megatron: No I am!!!!
Wheelie: I'm gansta biatch!!!
(awkward silence)
DeltaSilver88 says:
Ratchet *in a Russian accent*: "Let me introduce myself... Covert Agent Ratchet of the Autobot Secret Police."
Rumble&Frenzy: "GULP."
Soundwave *thinking*: "So that's why he was able to execute that ninja kick on Th
Marv says:
After Ironhide fell into that pond, it took several hours, lots of patience and Track's hairdryer to dry him out...
Blaster_6267 says:
You say "whats up doc" one more time...U'll be in so many peices that I won't even be able to fix you
Demonic Femme says:
Ratchet, thinking, '...okay... Skywarp doesn't see me... I'll get him... right in-between... the shoulders'
BANG!
*Skywarp falls over*
Ultra Wheelshot says:
Ratchet: This is ridiculous
Director: Just one shot forthe companies profile
Ratchet: Ypu'll get ot
galvanostril says:
ratchet "all that'll be left is..."
(next part in girl's voice)
"pieces, pieces, pieces of you, aw yeah!"
galvanostril says:
yeah you think this is weird, I found a sight with ratchet JUMP KICKING thundercracker!
Ratbat says:
It's a rarity to see RATCHET--the Autobots' most experienced medic--carrying a GUN!!! :o
cipher98 says:
Ratchet points gun at Megatron. Then the James bond theme comes on. Live and Let Die!
Zeedust says:
Ratchet: "You still wanna say somethin' about bedside manner, punk? Didn't think so."
Kal-Seth says:
Rachet decides to kill the writers of Energon before they can unleahs it upon the universe
shockwave_inoz says:
RATCH: "It was YOU, wasn't it...you swapped my red crest for a black one! You have exactly 5 seconds to hand it over..."
(To the blind: that chevron-shaped thing on his head!)
shockwave_inoz says:
RATCH: "You kin tak' mah gun... outta mah cawld dayed hainds!!" CHARTON HESTON: "Hey, that's MY line!" RATCH: "You wanna make somethin' of it, soft-skin?!!" IRONHIDE: &qu
Zeedust says:
Ratchet: "Bah weep granna weep nini bong, mother slagger... Nope, doesn't have the same ring to it..."
Zeedust says:
At long last, Ratchet hunts down the guy who bought all the Alternators to sell on eBay.
Anonymous says:
I know what you’re thinking, “Did he fire 53 laser bolts or only 52?†So I guess the question is, Decepticon, did you calculate the percentage ratio of favorable probabilities verses unfavorable in this altercation? Well? Did you? …PUNK!
SilverStar says:
IF YOU PUT ME IN THE ARMADA SHOW I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THR A#S!! THEN KILL YOUR SORRY LAME BUTT! UNDERSTAND?! Aramada Actors nods there head fast. Ratchet: GOOD Humans, very good humans. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
Frostic_Prime says:
I hope im holding this right (Shoots right in his face*) Damn thats the second time today!
Anonymous says:
(to the tune of Aerosmith's 'Janie's Got A Gun)
Ratchet's got a gun, Ratchet's got a gun, his medic days are gone, now the Decepticons are on the run...
Zu Darkness says:
Rackett has a gun. Ironhide dialing 911. Jazz is on the run. Prowl's head came undone Oh what could of made Rackett snap. Maybe he was tired of Optuims C---. and so on and so on
Rhys says:
TF:TM AUDITIONS
Ratchet: I would have waited an eternity for this, it's over Prime...
NELSON SHIN (DIRECTOR): I'm sorry Ratchet, you're just not evil enough to play Megatron, and NO! I will not reconsider your brutal death
Anonymous says:
ratchits got a gun......
now we're on the run....
cuse ratchits got a gun
Anonymous says:
Ratchet's re-action to TVGuide.com's 1 out of 5 star review of the Transformers movie. Ratchet: ONE BORING MESS HUH?!
Anonymous says:
Ratchet: Hey, Bob Skir.....here is what I think about your gun control issues on Cybertron!
Anonymous says:
Ratchet:tell me then die
decepticon:don't you mean or die........
Ratchet:NO!!!
Anonymous says:
I've told you Ironhide.........STAY OUT of my "entertaniment" collection GOT IT!!!
Suzuki says:
I know what you’re thinking; “Did he fire six shots, or only five?†Well since this is a laser pistol and not a revolver, I don’t think it really matters…
Anonymous says:
ractet2:My name is Rachet 2 you killed my father prepare to die. megatrone: nnnnnnnooooooo!
tfpredaking says:
Thank God!! This is last batch of CRAPPY Beastwars and Armada Sh*t to get rid of!! That stuff practically ruined our good name!!
ryo777 says:
Ratchet: KILL ANOTHER DOCTOR, eh?...PROTEST THIS ANTI-ABORTION -------S!!!
ryo777 says:
Ratchet: WHAT?!!! KILL ME IN THE MOVIE?!! Do you know HOW hard it is to get UNEMPLOYMENT?!!...TAKE THIS SUNBOW-CLASTER!!!
ryo777 says:
Ratchet: Man, I hope the store clerk doesn't REALIZE this a Megatron re-issue and NOT a REAL piece!!
Anonymous says:
You're one of the "Armada" writers, aren't you? Nice meeting you.
Anonymous says:
Go ahead! Make my day! (If you can't figure that one out, you obviously don't get out very much.)
Anonymous says:
I'm out of patients, guess I'll have to rustle upsome new ones..oh Bumblebee!
Anonymous says:
Ratchet:The name's Ratchet,Nurse Ratchet. Spike:Dude,you've been watching WAY too many James Bond movies
Anonymous says:
His face grim, his eyes dark holes of despair, Ratchet leveled the gun, showing that doctors too could go postal...
Anonymous says:
I can shoot fool , but it dont help me in TF TM when I get blown to bits.....
Sledge says:
"Okay Wheelie, step away from Tracks and put your pants back on !!"
Anonymous says:
what no the hospitals miles awayi cant be bothered. human:please im in soo much pain it hurts bad help please. RATCHET: ok heres some anasthaetic
Rodimus Major says:
in the george lucas revamp of transformers the movie ratchet will actually have one gun instead of two and shoot ironhide before he goes down
Anonymous says:
(To the Director of Transformers the Movie)"This is what I think of your little movie."
Pokejedservo says:
This for giving "Transformers the Movie" a BOMB rating, Leonard Maltin!
Anonymous says:
Ratchet: Damn, my gun was effected by those stupid human devices called the slow motion and pause button. I should have considered on going econo all the way next time.
Omega Supreme says:
Ratchet: This is for killing me Megajerk!!
*Rachet blasts Megatron 10 times in the face at point blank range*
Megatron: You shot me?!,aaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
I went to see a psychic today and she told me in 2005 I will be shot to death by megatron on an autobot shuttle, so you damn right im going take you out, Megatron.
Anonymous says:
Decepticon Scum, you now face Ratchet, and the destructive power of his Refridgerated Enema Gun.
Anonymous says:
I normally dont do this, but for you Bin Laden, I am gladly making an exception!
Anonymous says:
Now, prepare to feel the power of my... FLASHLIGHT GUN??? But if this is HERE, wheres my REAL gun?
Anonymous says:
Now, prepare to feel the power of my... FLASHLIGHT GUN??? But if this is here, wheres my REAL gun?
Anonymous says:
Ratchet: Hasta lavista beebii???
Director: CUT! stupid medic! its baby!
Ratchet: Oh why should I do this?! Im a damn medic!
Director: THEY ALL THINK YOUR GAY!!! THIS MAY TURN THE TIDE FOR OUR RATINGS DAMMIT!
Anonymous says:
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnus, the most powerful handgun on Cybertron, and
Anonymous says:
Must I kill you" I mean i've told you not to go into my porno stash.
Anonymous says:
Ratchet:"Gimme that lunch money, Daniel!I'll break Spike's
heart if you dont!"
Narrator:"Dont let this happen to you;dont smoke
Crackergon!"
The Chosen One says:
Okay... Which one of you animators painted my head-fin thing the wrong color?!
Anonymous says:
' You talkin' to me? i don't see anyone else here! are you talkin' to me!! '
Anonymous says:
(to the tune of a VERY controversial Ice-T song) Die, die! Die pig, die!!
Stelartron says:
RACHET: Like my new flashlight? I got it at Disney World! See the micky face on it?
Silverwolf says:
*caps Cheetor repeatedly* That *huff* was for *huff* the fans *huff* Bitch. Now to Bob Skir's house.
Anonymous says:
"Get in the truck ..or else..and don't tell Optimus I live this life of crime"
Anonymous says:
Just when you thought you'd seen it all...Ratchet has a gun!!! I always thought Ratchet's job, as the Autobots' chief medic, was to heal, not kill! :)
Unknown says:
Ratchet: Wjeelie.....this is the only way I can stop you from ruining our lives.
Dynamus Prime says:
Uh, I hate to tell you this, but that's not a real gun...(Why Ratchet sticks to repairs)
Anonymous says:
i'm not a cigarette, you're a cigarette. Now you're going to die.
Unknown says:
I'm sorry Iron Hide.......we were meant to not
have heads.......so let it be.....
Unknown says:
I'm sorry Iron Hide.......we were meant to now have heads.......so let it be.....
Scottimus Prime says:
That cat Ratchet's a bad mutha (shut yo' mouth!) I'm just talkin' 'bout Ratchet!
Flamemaster Galvatron says:
Ratchet: "holding this gun will make me look tough, right?"
Camera man: "yeah just hold that pose *under his breath* you pansie.
Windcharger says:
"This is a .44 magnum, and it is capable of blowing your head clean off."
Anonymous says:
Kids, as a medic I know violence is never the answe-god damn it Wheelie, get away from the KY jelly *BlamBlam!*
Anonymous says:
Rachet stop pointing that flashlight in my optics, its not funny anymore.
Anonymous says:
"I know what your thinking. Did I fire five shots, or six. So I guess there's one question you gotta ask yourself. Do I feel lucky. Well. Do ya... punk?" *CLICK* "Aw, dammit."
AutobotLDR says:
"Hastla La Vista Baby"...No Wait "I told you to top beggen me prime"
Maxie-Astrotrain says:
Ratchet: Wheelie, I have tried everything to fix you.. but Im affraid your suffering and must be put down.. Wheelie: Whah?
:: BANG ::
Anonymous says:
Thundercracker: Oh dear...This is gonna hurt isn't it?
Ratchet: Yep.
DARKAGEIS says:
"say what one more time, i dare you, i double dare you m****r f****r say what one more time!!!"
Anonymous says:
That's it Wheelie NO MORE Ryhming. And I'm Making sure of it. *BANG.*
Anonymous says:
Ratchet: "You Feeling Lucky Punk."
Rumble: "Depends. Does peeing myself count as lucky?"
Anonymous says:
Hope I'm this fast on the Draw, if a bunch of Decepticons over run a shuttle of something
Anonymous says:
Go ahead punk, make my day! ... OK Mr Director, did I get the Dirty Harry role?
