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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Ravage biting Bumblebee

Ravage biting Bumblebee
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114 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Vapor-03 says:

Bumblebee: Can't let the fellas see me scream or they'll kick me off da team. *thinking to himself: eyyoowwwwwwww this f*c&ing hurts!!!

Jul 15, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Vampire jaguar !!

Dec 26, 2021

trailbreaker says:

Ravage - “Nice tattoo .”

Bumblebee - “Thanks!”

Jul 8, 2019

trailbreaker says:

He followed me home Prime....

May 5, 2018

digigirl411 says:

For the last time I am not the mailman!

Jul 7, 2017

Optimum Supreme says:

When I said "bite me" I didn't mean literally!

May 24, 2016

snavej says:

Sam seriously hoped that his next leap was better than this! ['Quantum Leap' joke: old skool!]

Mar 24, 2016

snavej says:

Bumblebee: Can't read my poker face!

Ravage: Can't read my bioelectric signature. I'm like a black ghost, dude!

Mar 24, 2016

trailbreaker says:

No more kitty treats for you!

May 3, 2015

Rainmaker says:

Charlie bit my finger!

Dec 26, 2014

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Duuuuuuude! The Meow Mix is over there! Noth here!"

Nov 26, 2013

Swoopscream says:

Lower, Ravage, LOWER.

Sep 10, 2012

Tripredacus says:

I told you the first time would be special.

Apr 8, 2012

popo5 says:

This is why people hate cats.

Apr 6, 2012

Ryuki says:

Get off from my hand !! Or you want to share the same fate with movie Ravage ??

Mar 26, 2012

Dinodigger97 says:

Who is the cuttest cat in the world?

You are.....yes you are!!

Mar 17, 2012

dirtysock47 says:

So this is whats its like to have a dog

Mar 6, 2012

Optimus1116 says:

Mmm... It tastes like chicken, not like that Animated stuff.

Jan 31, 2012

Zottoman says:

"Mmm... Tastes like chicken"

Jan 24, 2012

Retrospex says:

Whoa!!!! This is Transformers, not Twilight!

Jan 20, 2012

Zeedust says:

"I hope this thing doesn't have rabies."

Dec 30, 2011

altramaxus says:

ah, this is why the police use alsations instead of cybertronian trackers,...........

Dec 10, 2011

Sideswipe501 says:

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to control your dog.

Dec 7, 2011

Dinobot13 says:

Bumblebee:-I knew i should have got a dog!!!!!!!

Dec 3, 2007

Blazefrost says:

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. and once more for emphasis, OW!

Oct 14, 2007

sonic boom says:

bumblebee: OUCH! bad dog!
ravage: it's not my fault your arm smells like dog food!

Oct 12, 2007

shockticus says:

You do that again and I will get the Blue Juice!
THE POWER OF EUTHANIZATION COMPELS YOU!

Sep 28, 2007

Abominus_prime says:

See this is why I'm not a cat person!

Sep 18, 2007

ravensoul1 says:

Bumblebee:
"I should have known this would happen if I sprayed on that TAG Body Spray for Cats"!!!

Sep 4, 2007

Q_Silverbolt says:

Bumblebee: "I know I'm small, but I'm not a chew toy!"

Sep 1, 2007

megatron11 says:

----in vampires .

Aug 27, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

Aw, he scratched my paint.

Aug 16, 2007

Freddery says:

Bumblebee: I knew this "electrum" Prime put on me smelt too sweet.

Jul 28, 2007

trailbreaker says:

Bumblebee purchases a new Ravage / Mink coat.....

Jul 19, 2007

snavej says:

Bumblebee: There there, don't let the nasty caption writers get you down.

Ravage: Some of them can't even spell!

Bumblebee: That is completely unacceptable. We will have to take vengeance, together!

Ravage: What you talkin' about,

Jul 16, 2007

snavej says:

This is your Decepticat on drugs.

Jul 16, 2007

Hypurrlinq says:

With dawning realization, Bumblebee concludes that the reason his repairs were taking so long is that he was holding a Decepticon and not an adjustable wrench.

Jul 15, 2007

Tom_Servo says:

Bumblbe tas lik Cheezbugr!

Jul 15, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

Even as I pet my playful tabby, I feel nothing for it as we go on living the lie we call everyday...

Jul 15, 2007

transformerguru says:

you bit me you a-hole!!

Jul 15, 2007

Roadshadow says:

Desperate for attention, Bumblebee decides to go into the "dangerous stunts business." Unfortunately, when trying to tame Ravage, he realized he had reeked of cheese.

Jul 15, 2007

Dragonoth says:

Ravage: "Who's the Bee-yotch now!"

Jul 15, 2007

Evil_the_Nub says:

Bumblebee: No Ravage this is my pot pie!! No Ravage thats a bad Ravage!!!

Jul 15, 2007

Autobobby1 says:

Bumblebee: For the last time, I don't taste like cheese!

Jul 15, 2007

Unknown says:

Bumblebee:get it offa me!
Optimus:you wanted a puppy, and you will take responsibility for it!

Jul 14, 2007

ssjgoku72000 says:

Do I look like Bender Bending Rodiquez, did I say 'Bite My shiny metal ass'??? Besides, that's not even my ass....Wait...DO AUTOBOTS EVEN HAVE ASSES?

Jul 13, 2007

ninjabot says:

Prime: Never try to steal energon from an animal transform decepticon!!!!!

Jul 13, 2007

trailbreaker says:

Bumblebee -- "Man, this new cologne attracts all sorts of creatures!!"

Jul 13, 2007

Zeedust says:

Accidentally sent the script for an episode of "Azumanga Daioh" instead of this week's "Transformers" show, Ravage quickly to the role of Kamineko the Biting Cat.

...Would that make this "Automanga Diodes" or somethin

Jul 13, 2007

Zeedust says:

Does accupuncture work for robots? Bumblebeen and Ravage decide to find out.

Jul 13, 2007

snavej says:

Ravage (loudly): GROWL! SNARL! GNASH! HISS! MEEOOOW!

Bumblebee: Let me guess; Soundwave hasn't used the head cleaner tape for a very long time and you're getting dirt all over your sensitive parts?

Ravage: First thing tomorrow, I am ch

Jul 13, 2007

snavej says:

Ravage: So, you and the Bumblebee Man on 'The Simpsons': any relation?

Bumblebee: 'Ay, un gato malodoroso!' Does that answer your question?

Ravage: Yeah, and some.

Bumblebee: Built and programmed in low-cost Mexico, puss-man!

Jul 13, 2007

snavej says:

Hey, that's OK, Decepticat! I'm one of those amputation perverts. Bite my arm off and you do me a big favour!

Jul 13, 2007

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

"Man, these candy Transformers sure are getting big and realistic! This one's a little hard to chew, though."

Jul 13, 2007

Ericus Prime says:

Bumblebee- Hey Ravage, have you seen Lazerbeak anywhere?

Bumblebee hears wings flaping and chirps coming from Ravage's stomach.

Bumblebee- Oh, there he is.

Jul 12, 2007

Azimuth says:

Now we even have Decepticon versions of those little massage tools you can pick up at Bath and Body Works. They're very popular with the minibots.

Jul 12, 2007

Azimuth says:

Analogue tech really bites, in more ways than one.

Jul 12, 2007

Azimuth says:

No-no, Ravage, we don't gnaw on the minibot...

Jul 12, 2007

TenaciousMC says:

That's it, Ravage! I think you've found the sweet spot! Good boy!

Jul 12, 2007

Dragon_Convoy says:

hey cut that out, that tickles

Jul 12, 2007

1337W422102 says:

"Lower."

Jul 12, 2007

Ultra Markus says:

Ravage has a new chew toy: Slumblebee!

Jul 12, 2007

Cyros says:

After Ravage's attack, Bumblebee had to live the rest of his eons with the curse of the Were-panther flowing through his circuits.

Jul 12, 2007

Andore92 says:

Optimus Prime:Remember Bumblebee, Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Jaguars

Jul 12, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Bumblebee, "Ok, I just need to stay clam, and rub Ravage right here..."

Ravage, "Purr...rrrrr...rrrrr..."

Bumblebee, "Yeah, Soundwave built you with a 'pet and affection' subroutine didn't he? Yeah, you like g

Jul 12, 2007

Blazefrost says:

Ravage: *sniff sniff*... Eww, when did you shower last?!?

Jul 11, 2007

Blazefrost says:

Don't get mad at me! I TOLD you not to go see the movie! It's your fault you don't have a humanoid robot form!

Jul 11, 2007

xxaMaxx says:

Ya know, this might actually hurt if you had more than 4 teeth.

Jul 11, 2007

ChevyTron says:

What, you think honey's gonna come out? That, my friend, is PROFILING!

Jul 11, 2007

snavej says:

Bumblebee: Why bother biting me when you've got two missiles on your a**?

Ravage: Oh yeah, forgot about those.

Bumblebee: D'oh!

Jul 11, 2007

snavej says:

The obsolescence of the cassette tape made Ravage very very angry, but not angry enough to pick on someone bigger than him.

Jul 11, 2007

snavej says:

After his brain damage in a previous battle, Ravage didn't know the difference between a**es and elbows.

Jul 11, 2007

Predaprince says:

BB: Just wait, Ravage, my father, Unicron, will take care of you.

Jul 10, 2007

Abrupt Departure says:

BumbleBee: Ratchet said I should start using 10W40 motor oil since I'm getting older. What is your opinion Ravage?
Ravage: (I checked out Starscream's jet exhaust and now look at me *sigh*) You should stick with the 10W30.

Jul 10, 2007

lockepsb says:

Ravage: Raaaawaaar-raaawwaaarrrr-Rarwarrar-rarrar-raaaawr-rraawwrraarrwarrarrrr! ::Translation:: MmMmmMMmmmmm Bumblebee Taste Like Robo-Chicken!

Jul 10, 2007

ACStarscream says:

Coming this fall to the National Geographic Channel! Bumblebee is ... "The Bot Whisperer"!

Jul 10, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

Ravage, I know you got the short end of the stick what with most of us being humanoid and you being a cat; but seriously, you don't see laserbeak pecking me in the head...

Jul 10, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

Does anyone else think it's odd at how calm Bumblebee is, even though he's being bitten by a giant robotic panther???

Jul 10, 2007

snavej says:

Ravage: We will bite them on the features!

Bumblebee: Don't you mean 'Fight them on the beaches'?

Ravage: Not in this particular case, no.

Bumblebee: Could you at least spare my childhood? Bay did terrible things to it recently.

Jul 10, 2007

snavej says:

Bumblebee: Your home boys are looking for you. They want you to help stick it to the man.

Ravage: Not THAT kind of black panther, you stupid Unicron Mini-Me!

Jul 10, 2007

snavej says:

Bumblebee: I don't have time for this. Transform back to cassette mode so that I can play my old party mix for the guys.

Ravage: That 'party mix' is precisely why I WON'T transform. I'll keep on biting until you look like a b

Jul 10, 2007

Unknown says:

Wheres the cream filling?

Jul 10, 2007

god_convoy_2005 says:

Okay! I'll talk with Micheal Bay about getting you into the sequel!

Jul 10, 2007

Road Turtle says:

Ravage, "Grr! I'm evil! I bite you! Grr--uh, do I smell catnip?"

Bumblebee, "Good kitty, smell the catnip, breathe deep, inhale the catnip, good kitty, kitty..."

Ravage, "I..I...can't process...you filthy piece of

Jul 10, 2007

Deceptifemme84 says:

In a brave but misguided attempt to gain feline powers, Bumblebee volunteers his arm to be bitten by a radioactive cat. Unfortunately, no obvious changes were noted, except for the vague feeling of always being on the wrong side of the door.

Jul 10, 2007

TenaciousMC says:

Geez, Ravage! When I said, "Bite me!", I didn't mean it literally!

Jul 9, 2007

graves24 says:

...Don't stop yet, Ravage--I think there's still some poison left in there. That's a good boy.

Jul 9, 2007

flame_leopard says:

Ea' we have the rare and elusive giant robot pantha. ...Let's poke it with a stick! *chomp* E's cranky today!

Jul 9, 2007

XeroSyphon says:

Ravage, you complete me. Now take me, to robotic stud!

Jul 9, 2007

voltronic says:

hmmm...will I need a rabies shot or a tetnis shot.

Jul 9, 2007

haingi says:

Ravage: (thinking) My vampire lord will be pleased...

Me: sry guys, i know this isn't funny. i need a good image for a good caption

Jul 9, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

not tonight, I have a headache

Jul 9, 2007

Black Arachnis says:

Bumblebee:"hey look at my awesome new puppethead guys!"
Ravage:(in thought)"just wait till I get my body back you little yellow dweeb!"

Jul 9, 2007

Nemesis Jason says:

DOWN DINO, DOWN DINO, DOWN, DOWN!!!!!

Jul 9, 2007

Sondura1 says:

bb:I am hold michal bay ransom for...ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!*evil music*
*holds pinky up to face* Muahahahahahaha!!Muahahaha!Muahahahaha

Jul 9, 2007

megatrina says:

Sigh. So much to do today. Grocery shopping ... brush Ravage off my arm ... get Optimus Prime's suit at the cleaner's ...

Jul 9, 2007

dabattousai says:

Bumblebee: And that is how you milk Ravage so you can make the antidote for his venom. Any questions?

Huffer: Since when did Ravage have poison in his fangs?

Bumblebee: ...GET HIM OFF ME!

Jul 9, 2007

Optimusizzy says:

For the Last time Ravage I had nothing to do with you not being in the movie

Jul 9, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

It didn't work the first twenty times, but Ravage continued to try and bite Bumblebee.

Bumblebee: Stop it Ravage, it's just getting annoying now...

Jul 9, 2007

Thanatos Prime says:

Bumblebee: Megatron, Ravage is teething again....

Jul 9, 2007

MegaGeek says:

now if you will just move your teeth down a couple of inchessss..... AHhh! thats the spot.

Jul 9, 2007

Kryptikore says:

Damn it Soundwave! Ravage have better had his Rabies shots!

Jul 9, 2007

snavej says:

Ravage discovers that Bumblebee's arm is made from parts of an industrial vacuum cleaner.

Jul 9, 2007

snavej says:

Bumblebee gets idea for new can opener design.

Jul 9, 2007

snavej says:

Bumblebee (thinks): I'm so bored. Maybe I should just let him win?

Ravage (thinks): Mmm, tastes like chicken!

Jul 9, 2007

Frostic_Prime says:

I'm getting BugBite, he'll show you up.

Jul 9, 2007

Angelbot says:

My, Ravage, what big teeth you have.

Jul 9, 2007

KRAM5525 says:

OWWWWWWWWW "Now how many times have i told you, that it isn't nice to bite", if youre gonna do that remember "no teeth"

Jul 9, 2007

RailRider says:

No, bad Ravage. Your food is in the tin can, not me the tin man.

Jul 9, 2007

Suzuki says:

When the vote for the new law mandating the de-toothing of vicious dog breeds came up, there was oddly enough a suggestion from an anonymous source, asking to extend the law to "vicious robot panthers" as well.

Jul 9, 2007

Ratbat says:

Let GO of me, Ravage!

Jul 9, 2007

Aragem23 says:

Soundwave: Primus, I hope Ravage doesn't catch anything.

Jul 9, 2007

Tadertime says:

Bumblebee, "Man...This is the last time I come to visit your Aunt Margret with Spike! Old ladies and their damn cats."

Jul 9, 2007

Omega Prime Alpha says:

No! Bad Kitty! We don't bite to show affection... That's the last tiem I try to be nice to giant decepticon cats.

Jul 9, 2007

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