Vapor-03 says:
Bumblebee: Can't let the fellas see me scream or they'll kick me off da team. *thinking to himself: eyyoowwwwwwww this f*c&ing hurts!!!
snavej says:
Sam seriously hoped that his next leap was better than this! ['Quantum Leap' joke: old skool!]
snavej says:
Bumblebee: Can't read my poker face!
Ravage: Can't read my bioelectric signature. I'm like a black ghost, dude!
Ryuki says:
Get off from my hand !! Or you want to share the same fate with movie Ravage ??
altramaxus says:
ah, this is why the police use alsations instead of cybertronian trackers,...........
sonic boom says:
bumblebee: OUCH! bad dog!
ravage: it's not my fault your arm smells like dog food!
shockticus says:
You do that again and I will get the Blue Juice!
THE POWER OF EUTHANIZATION COMPELS YOU!
ravensoul1 says:
Bumblebee:
"I should have known this would happen if I sprayed on that TAG Body Spray for Cats"!!!
snavej says:
Bumblebee: There there, don't let the nasty caption writers get you down.
Ravage: Some of them can't even spell!
Bumblebee: That is completely unacceptable. We will have to take vengeance, together!
Ravage: What you talkin' about,
Hypurrlinq says:
With dawning realization, Bumblebee concludes that the reason his repairs were taking so long is that he was holding a Decepticon and not an adjustable wrench.
Liege Evilmus says:
Even as I pet my playful tabby, I feel nothing for it as we go on living the lie we call everyday...
Roadshadow says:
Desperate for attention, Bumblebee decides to go into the "dangerous stunts business." Unfortunately, when trying to tame Ravage, he realized he had reeked of cheese.
Evil_the_Nub says:
Bumblebee: No Ravage this is my pot pie!! No Ravage thats a bad Ravage!!!
Unknown says:
Bumblebee:get it offa me!
Optimus:you wanted a puppy, and you will take responsibility for it!
ssjgoku72000 says:
Do I look like Bender Bending Rodiquez, did I say 'Bite My shiny metal ass'??? Besides, that's not even my ass....Wait...DO AUTOBOTS EVEN HAVE ASSES?
ninjabot says:
Prime: Never try to steal energon from an animal transform decepticon!!!!!
trailbreaker says:
Bumblebee -- "Man, this new cologne attracts all sorts of creatures!!"
Zeedust says:
Accidentally sent the script for an episode of "Azumanga Daioh" instead of this week's "Transformers" show, Ravage quickly to the role of Kamineko the Biting Cat.
...Would that make this "Automanga Diodes" or somethin
Zeedust says:
Does accupuncture work for robots? Bumblebeen and Ravage decide to find out.
snavej says:
Ravage (loudly): GROWL! SNARL! GNASH! HISS! MEEOOOW!
Bumblebee: Let me guess; Soundwave hasn't used the head cleaner tape for a very long time and you're getting dirt all over your sensitive parts?
Ravage: First thing tomorrow, I am ch
snavej says:
Ravage: So, you and the Bumblebee Man on 'The Simpsons': any relation?
Bumblebee: 'Ay, un gato malodoroso!' Does that answer your question?
Ravage: Yeah, and some.
Bumblebee: Built and programmed in low-cost Mexico, puss-man!
snavej says:
Hey, that's OK, Decepticat! I'm one of those amputation perverts. Bite my arm off and you do me a big favour!
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
"Man, these candy Transformers sure are getting big and realistic! This one's a little hard to chew, though."
Ericus Prime says:
Bumblebee- Hey Ravage, have you seen Lazerbeak anywhere?
Bumblebee hears wings flaping and chirps coming from Ravage's stomach.
Bumblebee- Oh, there he is.
Azimuth says:
Now we even have Decepticon versions of those little massage tools you can pick up at Bath and Body Works. They're very popular with the minibots.
Cyros says:
After Ravage's attack, Bumblebee had to live the rest of his eons with the curse of the Were-panther flowing through his circuits.
Andore92 says:
Optimus Prime:Remember Bumblebee, Freedom is the Right of All Sentient Jaguars
Road Turtle says:
Bumblebee, "Ok, I just need to stay clam, and rub Ravage right here..."
Ravage, "Purr...rrrrr...rrrrr..."
Bumblebee, "Yeah, Soundwave built you with a 'pet and affection' subroutine didn't he? Yeah, you like g
Blazefrost says:
Don't get mad at me! I TOLD you not to go see the movie! It's your fault you don't have a humanoid robot form!
snavej says:
Bumblebee: Why bother biting me when you've got two missiles on your a**?
Ravage: Oh yeah, forgot about those.
Bumblebee: D'oh!
snavej says:
The obsolescence of the cassette tape made Ravage very very angry, but not angry enough to pick on someone bigger than him.
snavej says:
After his brain damage in a previous battle, Ravage didn't know the difference between a**es and elbows.
Abrupt Departure says:
BumbleBee: Ratchet said I should start using 10W40 motor oil since I'm getting older. What is your opinion Ravage?
Ravage: (I checked out Starscream's jet exhaust and now look at me *sigh*) You should stick with the 10W30.
lockepsb says:
Ravage: Raaaawaaar-raaawwaaarrrr-Rarwarrar-rarrar-raaaawr-rraawwrraarrwarrarrrr! ::Translation:: MmMmmMMmmmmm Bumblebee Taste Like Robo-Chicken!
ACStarscream says:
Coming this fall to the National Geographic Channel! Bumblebee is ... "The Bot Whisperer"!
Thanatos Prime says:
Ravage, I know you got the short end of the stick what with most of us being humanoid and you being a cat; but seriously, you don't see laserbeak pecking me in the head...
Thanatos Prime says:
Does anyone else think it's odd at how calm Bumblebee is, even though he's being bitten by a giant robotic panther???
snavej says:
Ravage: We will bite them on the features!
Bumblebee: Don't you mean 'Fight them on the beaches'?
Ravage: Not in this particular case, no.
Bumblebee: Could you at least spare my childhood? Bay did terrible things to it recently.
snavej says:
Bumblebee: Your home boys are looking for you. They want you to help stick it to the man.
Ravage: Not THAT kind of black panther, you stupid Unicron Mini-Me!
snavej says:
Bumblebee: I don't have time for this. Transform back to cassette mode so that I can play my old party mix for the guys.
Ravage: That 'party mix' is precisely why I WON'T transform. I'll keep on biting until you look like a b
god_convoy_2005 says:
Okay! I'll talk with Micheal Bay about getting you into the sequel!
Road Turtle says:
Ravage, "Grr! I'm evil! I bite you! Grr--uh, do I smell catnip?"
Bumblebee, "Good kitty, smell the catnip, breathe deep, inhale the catnip, good kitty, kitty..."
Ravage, "I..I...can't process...you filthy piece of
Deceptifemme84 says:
In a brave but misguided attempt to gain feline powers, Bumblebee volunteers his arm to be bitten by a radioactive cat. Unfortunately, no obvious changes were noted, except for the vague feeling of always being on the wrong side of the door.
graves24 says:
...Don't stop yet, Ravage--I think there's still some poison left in there. That's a good boy.
flame_leopard says:
Ea' we have the rare and elusive giant robot pantha. ...Let's poke it with a stick! *chomp* E's cranky today!
haingi says:
Ravage: (thinking) My vampire lord will be pleased...
Me: sry guys, i know this isn't funny. i need a good image for a good caption
Black Arachnis says:
Bumblebee:"hey look at my awesome new puppethead guys!"
Ravage:(in thought)"just wait till I get my body back you little yellow dweeb!"
Sondura1 says:
bb:I am hold michal bay ransom for...ONE BILLION DOLLARS!!!*evil music*
*holds pinky up to face* Muahahahahahaha!!Muahahaha!Muahahahaha
megatrina says:
Sigh. So much to do today. Grocery shopping ... brush Ravage off my arm ... get Optimus Prime's suit at the cleaner's ...
dabattousai says:
Bumblebee: And that is how you milk Ravage so you can make the antidote for his venom. Any questions?
Huffer: Since when did Ravage have poison in his fangs?
Bumblebee: ...GET HIM OFF ME!
Optimusizzy says:
For the Last time Ravage I had nothing to do with you not being in the movie
Thanatos Prime says:
It didn't work the first twenty times, but Ravage continued to try and bite Bumblebee.
Bumblebee: Stop it Ravage, it's just getting annoying now...
MegaGeek says:
now if you will just move your teeth down a couple of inchessss..... AHhh! thats the spot.
snavej says:
Ravage discovers that Bumblebee's arm is made from parts of an industrial vacuum cleaner.
snavej says:
Bumblebee (thinks): I'm so bored. Maybe I should just let him win?
Ravage (thinks): Mmm, tastes like chicken!
KRAM5525 says:
OWWWWWWWWW "Now how many times have i told you, that it isn't nice to bite", if youre gonna do that remember "no teeth"
Suzuki says:
When the vote for the new law mandating the de-toothing of vicious dog breeds came up, there was oddly enough a suggestion from an anonymous source, asking to extend the law to "vicious robot panthers" as well.
Tadertime says:
Bumblebee, "Man...This is the last time I come to visit your Aunt Margret with Spike! Old ladies and their damn cats."
Omega Prime Alpha says:
No! Bad Kitty! We don't bite to show affection... That's the last tiem I try to be nice to giant decepticon cats.