The Ultimate Caption Contest
Red Alert pulling on Prime's arm
225 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
DeltaSilver88 says:
Red Alert: Help, help, there's a giant teddy bear chasing me!
Optimus: Please tell me you weren't putting out California forest fires again? You know those forests are full of weed!
BG the Robit says:
But Daddy, look! Can we PLLEEEEEAAAAAAAASSE go on the rollercoaster? It's only about as tall as your head! PLEASE, Daddy?
Nemesis Maximo says:
RR: Prime, you mustn't hate me for my beauty!
OP: Red Alert, I neither hate you nor find you especially beautiful. Now please let go.
Optimum Supreme says:
Please daddy, can we go to the toy store? I'll be good I promise! Oh PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!
Skywarp64 says:
"C'mon, Prime, I want to go on THAT ride!"
"Sorry, son. It's time to head home. Get in the car."
Road Turtle says:
Red Alert, "Prime you can't send Inferno without me! He needs me! I'm his, er, partner..."
Optimus, "Red Alert! You're so clingy, Primus, Elita-1 isn't even this bad, and she's a real Female Autobot! You're
SilentBlaster says:
Red Alert:Prime I wanna candy bar!
Optimus Prime:NO that stuff has to much sugar.
Red Alert:AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
DecepticonRedAlert says:
op:whats wrong
ra:I HAVE TO GO BADLY
op:u should of wen't before we left u bastard
Roadshadow says:
Red Alert: I gotta go wee wee!
Optimus Prime: Get off my damn arm you bastard!
Dclone Soundwave says:
Red Alert:Prime, can we go now? My tailpipe won't hold it forever"
Prime: Shuddup already! All I hear is how you hafta go so badly, well for all I care, do it in the Inferno and burn there as well you mother-fuc*ing piece of sh*t!
masiah one says:
red: can i play with the pony now daddy?
op: stop playing with ur sisters boobs. and no you can not play with the pony's wee wee. now go to your room and go to bed.
ra: but im not tired daddy.
op: i dont care. go suck a bottle you big baby.
ra: (
Godfather Bluto says:
RA:Elita never said good-bye that one night.
OP: What!? NOw u die.
King Slick says:
Red Alert: Can I get a new body too?
Optimus Prime: Yeah...sure...(whispering) Prime to Wheeljack...prepare a Yugo for Red Alert...
Omega - Prime says:
Prime! i wanna go on the carosel can i ? can i ? huh huh pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaassssssssseeeeee :D:D:D:D
Prowl Worshipper says:
RA: Priiiime, Prowl hit me...
OP: One more word and I'll turn this convoy right around and go home!
RA: But-
OP: That's it! We're all going back to the Ark, and you can forget about those new fuel injectors.
Kal-Seth says:
Red Aleart: Have you seen my other arm? it looks like this
Note: if you look he really is missing his other arm
Silver Arrow Girl says:
RA: Oh Romeo Prime, Romeo Prime! Wherefore art thou Romeo Prime?
OP: Get away from me.
RA: *Crying* Why have thou foresaken me Romeo Prime!?!
OP: *Shudders*
MechaDoom says:
RA: But why are you banning me from HEAVY METAL WAR? I'm not addicted or anything!! OP: I know your not addicted. It's the fact that you signed up as Decepticon that worries me!
Tiedye says:
"RED ALERT- Optimus before you go and sacifice yourself again I...I just need to tell you.....I love you..OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME.
Tiedye says:
REDALERT-"There's just one thing I want to say to you before you sacrifice yourself.....I...I LOVE YOU SIR.....PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME AGAIN.
Anonymous says:
hey, listen, since i hear youre gonna die in that new movie theyre making, could i have your autograph? ill be able to sell it on ebay for about 10 mil after the movie.
OP: i come back in the next one, moron. oh, and by the way, youre fired.
RA: *choose
Hellspawn says:
Red Alert: I...I just had a vision! It was of the future! I saw you in a different form. A firetruck fighting a lame ass flying shark, then you were in the form of a more advanced semi-tractor trailer with this little robot stuck to you that "enh
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: I WANT UNICRON!
Optimus: For the last time NO! I dont have the money for it
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: C'mon I wanna buy a Unicron figure, before they run out!
Optimus:No, I already got you an action figure of me!
Red Alert: Yeah, back in 1984!
Zeedust says:
Red Alert: "PRIME! It's UNICRON! We're all DOOMED!" Prime: Calm down, Red Alert, that's not Unicron... We're just standing behind Jenifer Lopez." (Yet, it's the most joked-about b
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Oh Oh Oh Prime can I get one of Unicron Action figure? Can I can I can I?
Prime:Oh allright, but thats the last time I comply.
Anonymous says:
"MOMMY! MOMMY! Will you buy that toy for me, mommy? Please, mommy? Pretty, pretty please?"
Anonymous says:
RA: Come on man, no harm in it, pull my finger. OP: Is that a lipstick tube on your back?
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Look Red Alert if you have issues about what you are on Armada take them up with Hasbro.
Red Alert: But i don't wanna be in Armada
Anonymous says:
'I wanna ride the horsey! I WANNA RIDE THE HORSEY!'
"That's IT! No more sugary cereals for YOU, young man!"
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Don't tell me there's somebody else!!! It's that damned Elita One isn't it??? Optimus Prime: ...you disturb me...
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: TAKE ME OPTIMUS! TAKE ME DAMN YOU!!! Optimus Prime: Let me go before I have to hurt you...
Anonymous says:
Red Alert (in a whiny voice: But Prime, I don't want to be Armada.
Shadow Fox says:
Red Alert- Don't be a hero Optimus, you'll be my knight in shining armor no matter what you do..sniff.
Optimus- Baby what kind of man would I be if I didn't go get the condoms I'll be wearing..Just wait up for me..hug
Anonymous says:
(Red Alert): "Red uh lert, WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO!
(Prime): "The hell?"
Anonymous says:
RA(in whiney voice)Optimas I have to go potty O:I thought I told you to go befor we left the base
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Say your Optimus Prime arn't you, wow your like my idal, say i realy like the whole destrying decepticons thing, er any chance of you coming to dinner one night, my sister realy digs you, so how about it?
Optimus
Bruticus says:
Red Alert: "I can't sleep! They come out every night at three a.m. and they STEAL MY UNDERPANTS! AAAAAHHHH!"
Prime: "OK, no more coffee and South Park for you."
M says:
Red Alert: "Say, Samanosuke, how would you like to serve the Oda clan?" Optimus: "How would YOU LIKE MY FIST IN YOUR FACE!!?"
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: "Wait! Could you be Samanosuke Akechi? Yes you are! Are you interrested in serving the Oda clan?" Opimus: "I serve no one! My life is mine and mine alone to command!"
Anonymous says:
RED ALERT: Hey whats that on your wind sheild?
OPTIMUS: I'm not falling for that.
Anonymous says:
Red Alert= YOU promised! You said that you'd take me to the Ricky Martin Concert!
Anonymous says:
optimus tell sideswioe and sunstreaker to stop leaving ants in my soup.
geez red alert do you and your brothers ever grow up?????
Anonymous says:
"Last night when I was fasten asleep I felt a huge bump on my head, it still hurts as I speak. Hmmm... why Red, I have noticed that you are missing one of your missiles on your shoulder's rocketlauncher?" "Wher...&q
Anonymous says:
Red Alert - "C'mon Prime, wrestle me !!"
Prime - "No, because you're gonna end up with smashed transistors, and your mom will call my mom and..."
Anonymous says:
Red alert: Prime, your the best! OP: *Chuckles* Don't touch what you can't afford kiddo
Anonymous says:
RA:Please don't make me go back to Armada!!!
OP:If I have to suffer through it so do you
WHEELJACK87 says:
RedAlert: Optimus there has been an emergancy. Otpimus PRime: What is it Red? Red Alert: Wheelie is gone and a weapon is missing from the weapons dept. Optimus Prime: Hmmmm....this isn't good. not good at all.
Minicle says:
Red-Alert: Prime i know this isn't the best time to ask, but i really need to go.
Optimus: Well we all have to go sometime Red.
Autobot bubbs says:
Red Alert: Prime....you had me at hello...
Prime: I..never said hello...(backs away slowly, trying not to make eye contact...then transforms and burns rubber out of there like a drunken Stuntacon...)
Anonymous says:
Touch me once again, boy, and that hand will never be touching anything else ever again, do you understand?!
parkwood says:
Please Optimus I want to see the Llamas! comon man, I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna!! (whaaaangh)
K-nonFodder says:
Redalert" but sir i think you should look at this ladybug" Prime "i don't have time for this" Redlaert" But plz sir" Prime " i am a bussy man" Red Alert ' LOOOKY LOO
Anonymous says:
Hey! Hey! Optimus!! I just had the Weirdest uhmm (What do you call a transformer dream?? Oh a Tream...) Well anyway i had the weirdest Tream, i dreamt about these Whoop-ass Shorts that made you look sexy and strong!!
Optimus: so? Not like we buy any of t
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: PLEASE OPTIMUS, JUST A LITTLE MORE PLEASE!!!!
Optimus: Ok fine son, heres some more...
(takes out a Copy of Playbot with this years HOTTEST picture of Pamella Ander-prime*
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Optimus..... C-C-an we have a VERY sexually intimate Non-gay moment right before you give me "The Matrix"? (As seen in the movie "The Matrix")
Optimus: Ok...im ganna drop tha Matrix right here....Okay? Im ga
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Are you sure the Matrix is safe in there?
Optimus Prime: Yes, Red Alert, I'm quite sure it's with me, keep going.
(a little while later)
Red Alert Are you sure you have it with you?
Optimus Prime: Yes. I. Do.
Red Aler
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Prime for the love of Primus, make the pain of Armada go away! Optimus Prime: As you wish. (KABLAM!) Kid watching this: MOMMIE!!!!! Red Alert died!!!! (crying) Mom: Oh, for crying out loud! How many times must tis show traumatize my children?!
Omega Supreme says:
Red Alert: Please Prime can we go find Generation one version of me and not some crappy Armada medical 4WD??
Optimus: Why not?, besides I hate my Armada redesign, let's go slag some Armada toys!!
Anonymous says:
Redalert:'Hey Prime, do you wanna smell my finger?! It smells funny.' Prime: Í'll think I'll pass.'
Beast Simpson says:
RedAlert: Prime, old buddy, old pal!! Got any spare change??? C'mon man, I'm desperate!! Prime: I think you've had enough, RedAlert. I'm calling you a cab...
Anonymous says:
RA: "Can I have the Matrix? Pleeeeeeeease?" OP: "FOR THE LAST TIME NO!"
TetraReris says:
See? I did not blow my nose on my hand. Now guess where my other one is!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert,"Optimus please I got my EverQuest character killed can I use Teletran 1 to build up a new one?" Optimus Prime,"Red,I'm only gonna say this once as your leader as your friend get some help." Red Alert
Riptide says:
Red Alert: Why Prime? Why must I die after the movie? Oh the humanity....
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Please Optimus can I ride the space bridge again."
Primal Lynx says:
"Next can we go see the Sharkticons? Huh? Can we? Please daddy!"
Anonymous says:
Red:"Optimus! Toys R Us just got my reissue figure! Can I have $30.00??!! PleasePleasePlease???" Op:"Sorry, Red Alert. I need the money to buy more ammo. We're in awar, remember?" Red:"But,but...&q
Prowling Hound says:
One more episode! Oh please Optimus, let me be in just one more episode....I'll suck your....
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Who's my energon muffin?
Prime: Stop it, Red Alert. You're emberassing me.
FortMax says:
Red Alert: Pull my finger Optimus: fooled me once, shame on you...fooled me twice, shame on me
Slapshot says:
jesus prime your acne is really flaring up!! that pimple's big enough to have its own energon supply!
Slapshot says:
red alert- prime i'm troubled.
prime- why is that red alert?
red alert- every time i go into town the humans all start laughing at me.
hmm i wonder if it has something to do with the dog kennel.
prime- why do you say that red?
red alert- bec
Slapshot says:
prime-no red alert you cant wear that bra over your hood.
red alert- but prime all the other autobots are wearing them, oh please prime.
Slapshot says:
prime- red alert i said burn rubber not burn huffer!!
red alert-- oops sorry, ironhide made me do it!!
Slapshot says:
red alert-- prime you have to come quick!
prime- why?
redalert- huffers passed out again, we cant keep him out of the paint room!!!
Slapshot says:
hey, no fair your head lights are bigger than mine. ooh you just wait till i get my hands on that alphatrion!!!!
lakehudson2002 says:
But Prime!, Jazz means nothing to me. Its only you that I love, sure I changed his oil, but it meant nothing to me. Nothing at all!
Anonymous says:
R.D.: Hey Optimus, was that you I saw dressed as a rabbi a couple of days ago on Seiberton`s "Ultimate Caption Contest?"
O.P.: Red, I think you need to have your optics checked. I`m a robot, not a rabbi. I gotta go. Shalom - AH! I MEA
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Prime what happened to the new caption contest picture?"
Chosen says:
Red Alert: Tell you what. I run over those annyoing Armada brats, and you can have my last oil can.
Prime: Did you can oil?
Anonymous says:
Redalert: You said you loved me. You said you wanted me forever.
Optimus: So I lied.
Anonymous says:
c'mon Prime you know you like it when I play with yuor windshield.... raaaoww.
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Hey, what's that? Optimus: (looks down)
Red Alert: (flicks Optimus's nose....somehow)
Anonymous says:
RedAlert: I'll clean the latrines, I'll vacuum the ark, I'll even wash those dirty windows of yours. Optimus: OK, who are you and what have you done with Red Alert?
Hal says:
Red aleart:can i ride the pony optimus.
Prime: for the last time no you already crushed it.
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: "Please! LET ME PLAY HEAVY METAL WAR!" Prime: "No... Teletron 1 has a crappy modem. YOU HEAR THAT YOU SICK IDIOT!!?"
Zu Darkness says:
Red Alert: Please Prinme can I kill those who made Aramada. OP: No Re Alert You can We're Autobots not Depections. Red Alert: But Prime they drew us really bad and we look like fgs, and they really made us chessy. OP: Oh in that case Autobots
SubElement says:
Red Alert: Owwwie! It hurts! Optimus can you please kiss it better?!?!
mike says:
Red Alert: Hey Prime whats that?
Optimus: Huh..?
Red Alert: *steals matrix* heheheh..
Optimus: You mofo! *shoots Red Alert*
Anonymous says:
Hey Prime! Why is your Transformer action figure so much cooler then mine!
Becuase mine is red you see...
Oh....wait im red too!
Anonymous says:
Please Prime! Let me be in the comic.
Ok, you can star in Simon Furman's first story in 1985.
USDA Prime says:
Red Alert: "Oh Prime, I had the worst dream. I dreamt I was an SUV forced to watch over these really annoying children."
amaratron says:
Red Alert: Prime, Prime, there's something on your shirt!!! Prime: I'm not falling for that again, you dolt. Red Alert: Seriously! Look!
Anonymous says:
Prime: It's the mission that's important now... Red Alert: C'mon Prime! There's a great strip bar just around the corner... Prime: No. Red Alert: You suck dick.
Anonymous says:
Prime, Please don't go! Arcee means nothing to me! She's just some two dollar tart - it's you I love! Give me another chance!!
Anonymous says:
Redalert: "But Prime, you've gotta do something about the boil on my but. It really hurts!"
Anonymous says:
Please Prime, let me be the carrier of the Matrix after you die in the Movie, I want to be Redimus Primus!!! I KNEW YOU HAD POTENTIAL LAD!
trevor101 says:
Red "Hey Prime it's true Ironhides was this small after a cold energon bath" Prime "One is not amused".
trevor101 says:
"Oh can i have an icecream Prime, oh please please pleeeease!"
Anonymous says:
RA:Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzz
Prime, Can I have an Energon goodie?
Prime: Not til you thrash
5 more decepticons.
RA: But?
Prime: No. No means No
thexfile says:
prime : So You thougt you were the best outobot , sowwie reds do'nt have more fun , by by red you are the weakest link ...
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Well I just might be a crappy character, but at least I was never an Actionmaster."
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Oh, please, oh pretty, pretty please, I'll do anything, I'll clean my quarters for a week, I'll wash your trailer for a month...
Optimus: Get away from me, you're creeping me out!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert,"Sell me your children,how much for the little girl?"
COMMANDER says:
Aww come on Prime, can't you just talk to the Producers about putting me in the movie, and getting some famous actor to do my voice,too?
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Prime,I have a confession to make.This is a dye job,from here on out I want to be know as Blond Alert."
thexfile says:
Prime : red i think you are confused it's "pulling your legg " not my arm
Anonymous says:
RA: Please don't let them put me in Armada OP:I'm sorry the decision has already been made
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Prime, I just want to say that I really love you! Prime: No, you can't have my spark. (Red alert goes up to Megartron) Red Alert: Megatron-- Megatron: No, you can't have my spark. (Then Megatron takes out his Fusion Cannon
gruff says:
After Wheeljack's infamous helium boots disaster, Prime had to hold onto Red's hand at all times for fear of him floating away.
Anonymous says:
R.A.: Optimus...will you marry me?
O.P.: Sorry bub, I don`t drive up one-way streets...besides, I`m not into red-heads.
Anonymous says:
Red Alert:"hey prime can i windex your windows there dirty verry dirty."
Prime: "but i just cleaned them hey are you trying to get a peek at my matrix again?!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert,"So if the matrix is really in there how come we never heard of it before 2005?" Prime,"It's there trust me." Red Alert,"Oh come on just a little peek." Prime," No way I&
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert,"I jumped out from behind this rock and Wheelie lubricates all over himself I swear Prime it was soooo funny."
The Infamous One says:
Red Alert: But, but, Prime... you said you'd love me forever...
Pokejedservo says:
Red Alert: Say are those also TV screens in disguise? Prime: For the last time NO!
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Hey Optimus, what's that on your chest?...MADE YOU LOOK!
ionacus says:
ra: optimus! we are going to becombiners! prime:what did i tell you about touching? ra: opps!
Anonymous says:
red-PRIME! PRIME WE GOTTA GET OUTA HERE QUICK !
Optimus- What is red alert !?
red-OMEGA SUPREME'S BEEN EATIN CURRY ALL DAY !, HE'S GONNA FART!!!!!!!!
Optimus-THE MATRIX, IT WILL LIGHT...
red-NO, IT MIGHT IGNITE THE FART !!!..
Anonymous says:
(Red Alert): Optimus,... Optimus Prime!!! (Prime): And, ...and,.... what is it, Red Alert? (Red Alert): It's... a Megatron!!!! (Prime): Oh dammit, what in the world does Elita One think she's doing to me?
Anonymous says:
Redalert-But prime !, you promised !
Optimus-NO REDALERT I WONT BUY YOU MAGAZINES FROM THE TOP SHELF !, WHAT WOULD ELITA 1 THINK !
Anonymous says:
Red Alert "But Priiimeee.."
Optimus "NO RED ALERT!! I will not sit through another Care Bears and Rainbow Brite marathon!!"
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Optimus do you like it when I rub your nipples? Opty: ohhhh.... yess....
Anonymous says:
Come on! I know we can beat those armada punks! It's time we showed them who the real Autobots were!
Anonymous says:
Nooo Prime, please don't make us watch Armada! We'll be good, we promise! Please, no more Armada! Hey, do any firefighters actually USE a sports car?
Anonymous says:
Red Alert -- "Optimus, can Bruce Willis play me in the new live-action TF movie !!??"
Anonymous says:
Red Alert begs Optimus NOT to show Armada on the Autobot cafeteria TV......
Anonymous says:
Optimus: See, Red? There's no Boogeyman under your bed.
Red Alert: But I SAW him! Really!
Anonymous says:
Wait, Optimus. You'll need my expertise in sniffing out the bad guys.
PlasmaRadio says:
Red Alert: "Why couldnt I be medical SUV instead of firefighting race car?!" Prime: Somehow, that makes even less sense."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert,"Prime,if I arch my back like this do you think it makes me look sexy?" Optimus,"OOOOOkay,Red you've got issues." Red Alert,"No honestly would you I'd like you to some pictures of me
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Please Prime destroy me, I don't deserve to be an Autobot!
Anonymous says:
Prime: Red, I don't care how long it's been since you've seen a fembot, you cannot touch me nip, er I mean, windows.
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: "God you're sexy." Optimus Prime:" By the matrix, somebody help me."
Anonymous says:
We think that the "Heavy Metal War" section will comprise of a street-fighter type program, or maybe a full scale on-line rpg. also, it is more than likely based on the TF episode that bears the same name. SO I AM THINKING THAT I AM RIG
Anonymous says:
I'm tellin ya Prime, you be more popular if you where a monkey again! the kids love those feces flinging animals!
Anonymous says:
R.A: Uptown town girl, you've been livin in whitebread world, you make my heart sing, I want to give you a diamond ring, a diamond ring... Well, what you think? Optimus Prime: Don't do that again.
Anonymous says:
Red Alert: Oh, can we keep him please? Pretty pretty please with a cherry on top??
Prime: How many times have I said 'NO'? So NO!
Red Alert: Aaawww...
Scattershot says:
Red Alert: Prime, you gotta do something. They made me an SUV. And worst of all, it seems like all my character does anymore is watch those annoying brats. Thats Bumblebee's job!
davewelttf says:
Prime: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Red Alert: I can't the sharkticons will get me!
Prime: Not this again!
CenturionDroid says:
Red: Prime why is one exhaust at the back the other at the front of your shoulders?
SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:
"Optimus, maybe I'm not the best person to tell you this, but you've got a GIGANTIC dragonfly squished on your windshield."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Optimus,"Red,why are you walking funny?" Red Alert,"Oh Optimus,it was awful I went into Hasbro,and well thier lawyers were there they bent me over and with a hot branding iron stamped Hasbro's Bitch on my backside.&
Anonymous says:
Red Alert:Pleeeeeese Optimus! Please? Let me have the last cookie? Op: For the last time, NO!
Anonymous says:
Red: "No, Optimus, don't go in there! It's too dangerous! Hasbro's investors are gonna tear the place down if they they don't get a good director to sign on to our movie!"
Optimus: "Director,
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert being a big Kevin Smith fan attempts to slip Optimus the old stink palm,"Damn these energon covered pretzels are exquisite."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert being a big Kevin Smith fan attempts to slip Optimus the old stink palm.
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Red Alert,"Oh,Optimus,it was Astrotrain I didn't know triplechanger meant he went both ways." Optimus,"Wow I loose 20 energon chips I would've sworn you were gay." Red Alert,"WHAT!?"
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Oh,my I'm gonna be a reissue.I'm not a useless character..(sob)..(sniff)...I feel so..(sob)....special." Optimus,"Grow a set of diodes you wuss Sideswipe rules."
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Please Optimus don't take away my porn collection."
