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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Rumble on a Subway train

Rumble on a Subway train
484 comments
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484 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

Vapor-03 says:

Rumble had to take a gig-job when things were slow in the Decepticon/Autobot war.

Nov 20, 2023

trailbreaker says:

Vacation time !!

Mar 13, 2022

Optimum Supreme says:

Choo choo!

May 31, 2016

o.supreme says:

This is the Brooklyn bound B-train, making local stops at wherever the hell I feel like. Watch for the closing doors. Bim-bum!

May 31, 2016

dabattousai says:

Rumble: After having over a hundred losses and seeing no future, I left the Deceptions. What am I doing now? You can catch me down in Anaheim giving rides from hotel to theme park at DISNEYLAND!

Mar 19, 2016

Frenchhorngirl says:

Yay!!! I love playing Thomas!

Nov 26, 2013

Chrisby says:

After the layoffs, former Decepticons had to find work wherever they could...

May 21, 2012

Heckfire says:

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..!

Dec 16, 2011

cybertronianjedi says:

finally ... im living the new york life.

Nov 30, 2007

mechislander says:

Passengers: AARRGGGHH!!! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!!

May 10, 2007

Starazor says:

Because of airspace restriction, some Decepticons were forced to use other methods of transportation

Aug 23, 2006

bringo says:

Not only did Springfield buy a Mono-rail, do did Megatron. Now we get to hear Soundwave say to Rumble:
Soundwave: "I brought someone who can help."
Rumble: "Is it Batman?"
Soundwave: "No, it's a scientist."
Rumble: &

Aug 4, 2006

StarSaber1701 says:

Rumble: I can not belive I got fired I dont even have the same colours as Frenzy Come on!

Jun 27, 2006

Sondura1 says:

Autobots wage there battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons boo boo doo doo doo

May 17, 2006

Michael9R says:

Welcome to Microsoft Metro Rumble simulation 1006

Apr 18, 2006

Dragonoth says:

*announcer at platform* "You can tell the train is approaching by the rumble."
Rumble: "I hate this job."

Apr 15, 2006

Unknown says:

rumble:i should be on the b9 train dam it this is the b7 let me off LET ME OFF NOW!!!!!

Mar 3, 2006

shockblaster5 says:

Rumble; Ever since Astrotrain left us, this is how we're supposed to get around.
Astrotrain; I didn't leave you, I'm just being held prisoner!

Dec 10, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Rumble said goodbye to the Decepticons as he started his own career...as a train conductor.

Jul 13, 2005

optimus9504 says:

Rumble said: " I love drive the train because not have train on the cybertron" "I love it and love it!" I wish had on the cybertron too..

Apr 5, 2005

Powerstorm says:

(Bad joke alert!)

The caterer onboard this train? Subway...

Mar 3, 2005

Warhead says:

i got a job

Feb 24, 2005

Zeedust says:

Rumble (Singing): "Runaway train, never comin' back, and then something that rhymes with 'back,' seems like this song is going nowhere, don't know the words and I don't ca-are!"

Feb 20, 2005

skylines prime says:

SWINDLE: How the hell do you drive this thing?

SOUINDWAVE (VOICE): Where the hell are you? Megatron is friting my ash out here?

SWINDLE: I can't talk and drive at the same time

Feb 9, 2005

Ageless Stranger says:

who would of thought taking the subway would be faster than flying

Feb 4, 2005

Masterpiece Prowl says:

(singing) Take that last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you at the station.
(normal voice) I forget the rest.

Oct 8, 2004

Greg says:

Just Like Driving A Toy Train...
Apart From They Had Brakes On The Model One!

Sep 20, 2004

Nenesis Prime says:

Is this you, Astrotrain?

Sep 15, 2004

Nenesis Prime says:

If I don't win "Jackass of the year," no-one will!!!

Sep 15, 2004

Brakethrough says:

"Will I see you toniiiiight...On a downtown traaaiin...sigh, I miss Frenzy."

Aug 16, 2004

Alphatron says:

Rumble: I hope this leads to the Auto-Bot base... or maybe a Pizza Pizza.

Aug 11, 2004

Operation Ravage says:

In the year 2006, his former job taken by Ratbat, Slugfest, and Overkill, Rumble was forced to find a new profession to make ends meet.

Aug 5, 2004

Great Red Spirit says:

Rumble's Dream Job

Jul 16, 2004

Soda Pop Kurtis says:

Rumble: If you thought working for Megatron was bad, you should try working for the New York MTA. I knew I should have joined the union.

Jun 25, 2004

Zeedust says:

Rumble: "I still don't see how I'm going to lose weight this way..."

Jun 8, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

New From Fox It's Tranformers Common Low-class jobs see your favorite transformer sin degrading jobs and watch them contimplat suicide

May 17, 2004

Kal-Seth says:

Soundwave after deciding to get breast implants deciding those in his chets needed a fats way to eject

May 16, 2004

Nightshadow says:

Rumble: ph3r us, we are all powerful, we are 1337, i am riding the 1337 Train!
Crushed Guy: ...Shutup your just saying that cause your on Megatrons P.I.M.P. train.

May 13, 2004

Castle74 says:

As hard times fell on the Decepticon Army, many Deceps took on second jobs. Here's Rumble operating the monorail at Disneyworld. (Notice the smile as he works!)

Apr 10, 2004

Magnus says:

"My baby takes the mornin' train. He works from 9 to 5 and..."

Apr 8, 2004

Tiedye says:

RUMBLE-(Singing)- Rolling,Rolling,Rolling, Keep the trains a roll'n. Rolling,Rolling,Rolling Roll Back.

Apr 8, 2004

Tiedye says:

"ChugaChugaChugaChuga ChooChoo"
"ChugaChugaChugaChuga ChooChoo"

Apr 8, 2004

Tiedye says:

"Megatron told us to gather at his position, but I prefer to take the train then run."

Apr 5, 2004

Anonymous says:

Pop Quiz Hot Rod, there is a bomb on the Subway, if it is inhabbited by Autobots it'll blow, if one person steps off it it'll blow, if Rumble Steals it, It'll Blow *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Mar 26, 2004

Anonymous says:

"All a-board, the Chat-ta-noo-ga choo-choo..."

Jan 6, 2004

Rainbow Starscream says:

Rumble: All right, that's it. That's the last time I play paper-rock-scissors with laserbeak!

Jan 2, 2004

Optimus Prime, Jr. says:

"Larry better make sure he doesn't run into me at Groovy!"

Dec 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: 'Afternoon, customers. This the the blue line, in the direction of Iacon; next stop: Crystal City...(to himself) Hehe...if the conductor should take a tumble, look out, chump, 'cause here comes Rumble...

Dec 24, 2003

Constructicons says:

Rumble: train, train, take me away, train, train TOOT TOOT!

Dec 22, 2003

Centbot says:

Rumble: and now, nothing can stop me from creating my secret army...of mass-production golf carts!

Dec 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

After being fired by Megatron, Rumble joined the noble MTA crew.

Dec 13, 2003

Mephisto says:

Rumble: Weeeeeeeeee!1111111

Dec 11, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

FREE AT LAST!

Dec 5, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

Rumble (thinking): I'm almost beginning to wonder, what ran longer? This Caption Contest or my VA Frank Welker's career?

Dec 4, 2003

M says:

DUCK, JACKIE! DUCK!!

Dec 2, 2003

Superspider911 says:

Purple? Why am I purple? And where did this train come from? Who are you people looking at me? I need my therapist.

Dec 2, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I've been down here so long I'm start'n to hallucinate I could swear I just saw Minicons dragging a red wagon fulla meat.And did Seibertron reformat or am I just losin it,AAARRRRGGHHHH GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!

Dec 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

I found how to make it move forward... now how do you steer this thing? *looks around for the manual*

Dec 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Seibertron.com - featuring Rumble in the world`s longest running "ultimate caption contest" pic. Guiness would be proud.

Nov 30, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"DAMN,this is one clean subway.What does daylight look like I've been down here so long I forget."

Nov 30, 2003

Jade says:

I have to pee!

Nov 30, 2003

Metrotitan says:

"Yep, this is living. Got a 9 to 5 job, operating a subway train, while supporting my wife and 2 beautiful kids. Uh-huh, yesiree, i am loving it.

Oh god, this can't be happening to me! What have I done to deserve this?! Oh Lord, end m

Nov 30, 2003

Alvin Prime says:

"Man, Soundwave has so many new bots, I've got to COMMUTE to his chest cavity before ejecting! YECH!"

Nov 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Around and around he goes... when this stops nobody knows.

Nov 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?

Nov 29, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "I'm running out of fuel. Just like M is running out of jokes." M: "HEY!"

Nov 29, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "Hmm... Where am I?" Picks up an electronic map. There's one single rail and a red dot that says "U R 'ERE!" Rumble scratches his head. Rumble: "I'M LOST!!"

Nov 29, 2003

quadrunner says:

HI HO! HI HO! IT'S HOME FROM WORK I GO!

Nov 29, 2003

zach says:

Rumble:Sure first Megatron wants the dishes washed then the lawn mowed. Now this! At least I'm better off than Cyclone. (Cyclone at the Decepticon base bathroom)Stupid Megatron poo. Scrub Scrub Scrub!

Nov 28, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I've been down here so long I totally missed turkey day.DAMN! I LOVE TURKEY!"

Nov 28, 2003

Cyberman says:

Jeez! This Capation Contest is as long as this train ride!

Nov 28, 2003

Quintarelli says:

Rumble: Thomas the Tankengine, eat your heart out!

Nov 28, 2003

Minicle says:

I pity da foo who steals my gun!

Nov 28, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Rumbles hidden Audution for Speed* Somehow he didn't fit the part and well he kept trying to kill Kennau Reaves

Nov 27, 2003

X-Brawn says:

Rumble:"man if i knew how to stop this thing before it hits that cat it would be half decent "

Nov 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: "Boy, this is a long train. Wonder if everyone is abord yet in the back?"

Nov 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Trying out for this scene in Speed might just be my best idea yet, but I still don't understand the part where they said that since I play the train driver, they are using live ammo and i don't have a stunt double.

Nov 26, 2003

Exulted Unicron says:

A rare picture of Rumble's saturday job.

Nov 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

rumble is thinking:whyi didn't go to school

Nov 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

I`ve been in this subway for so long, I starting to feel like Neo in that scene from Matrix Revolutions. Will I ever get out of here?

Nov 26, 2003

trinity3 says:

Rumble thought this was only going to be a 6 month gig until he found new employment....but 17 years later things just never turned around for the former Transformers star.

Nov 25, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

He's a second away from running right into the Ghostbusters and tumbling into a river of pink slime...

Nov 25, 2003

Sprimer says:

Rumble: and ikf you look on your left you will see a nice wall, created in 1863

Nov 25, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Rumble has done it Rumble has broken the worlds record for longest sitting in a subway train,and ironically longest time on an Ultimate Caption Contest as well."

Nov 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: I'M DRIVIN' DOWN HIGHWAY 40 IN MY BIG OL' PICK-UP TRUCK! I'M DRIVIN' DOWN HIGHWAY 40 IN MY BIG OL' PICK-UP TRUCK! I'M DRIVIN' DOWN HIGHWAY 40 IN MY BIG OL' PICK-UP TR

Nov 24, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

Nobody knew that the Hey Arnold! episode "Subway Train" had a rather unique special guest star cameo.

Nov 24, 2003

Xalticus says:

Public Transportation from the "City of Steel" episode

Nov 24, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I'm not leaving this train til Kim Bassinger shows up."

Nov 24, 2003

nephilim says:

Behind the scenes of Jackie Chan's Rumble in the Bronx 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Nov 24, 2003

BlazingOptimus says:

Rumble:" I would sit down, but a bum is taking up the seats."

Nov 24, 2003

Mkall says:

Rumble: It never fails, I get on a train, and SOMEONE always takes one of my guns. I hate the city.

Nov 24, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "I'm still gonna sit here even if Seibertron is reformatted 'cuz someone has glued my butt to the seat!"

Nov 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

HAHAHAHA! Wheelie will be dead in a matter of... SQUASH! ... never mind.

Nov 24, 2003

obsidian says:

Rumble:"I have to pee."

Nov 23, 2003

obsidian says:

Rumble: "Going around in circles all day long weeeehaaahhhhh!!!!!!I am kind of dizzy, I am now hearing voices."

Nov 23, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I've don't care how stupid I look down here,at least I'm not Michael Jackson.That guys got some serious issues."

Nov 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

That's it, it's midnight, I'm going to Georgia.

Nov 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

1,2,3,4..(20 mins later)
"wow i've counted 470 bricks on the wall! Megatron will be amazed.."

Nov 23, 2003

Transformer Gal says:

Mom always said I had a one track mind...I wonder if there are any rats down here...Dum de dum de dum

Nov 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Stupid public transport. If I'm late again, Megatrons' gonna fire me.

Nov 23, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble stars in On the Right Track II:Railroaded Gary Coleman was unavailable.

Nov 22, 2003

SNAKEBENDER says:

WELL PA MOM ALWAYS SAID WE NEEDED TO SPEND SOME QUALITY TIME TOGETHER

Nov 22, 2003

SNAKEBENDER says:

WELL I GUESS THIS IS A BETTER JOB THEN WORKING AT PIZZAHUT

Nov 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

I can't believe the engineer at the subway station is leetting me ride this.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 22, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Are my both lights on? Damn I can never tell! I think the left ones out."

Nov 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Geez,I wish I was formatted into a vehicle, then I would not have to travel using the subway.

Nov 22, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Haha Nobody loves NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE,that old gag,ain't you guys tired of this yet,every time you rag on me you make me that much bigger,keep feeding me,or just shut up and make with the funny.By the way I really thought your post was pretty fu

Nov 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Well I'll be damned... All those things about crocodiles in the Subways and sewers was just Skullcruncher!

Nov 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY! SOMEONE STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 22, 2003

Pheonix says:

After have an agument with Megatron about where to set a trap for the autobots, Megatron kicks Rumble out of Decepticon Headquarters. Rumble started to look for some where to work while he planned his revenge on Megatron. after getting a job as a subway t

Nov 22, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

One of the odder parts of Blood Omen 2's deleted subway sequence.

Nov 21, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Most people might wonder,how can I sit here in one position for this long,well think about it,I do spend most of my time with the backs of my feet touching my head inside of Soundwave.WHOA.Wait a minute that didn't come out right

Nov 21, 2003

Xalticus says:

Jackie Chan will have nothing on me when I get to the Bronx.

Nov 21, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

The reason Rumble has been down here so long is because the third rail emits a magnetic pulse that blanks out all the information on Rumble including his memory,he is a casette tape after all.What was Megatron thinking sending him on a mission like this?(

Nov 21, 2003

Golsky says:

And on your left, there is a ...blank wall.

Nov 21, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "That's right, Megatron! I'm gonna sit in this train until that Seibertron-page becomes reformated!"

Nov 21, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

This sense was directly taken out fromn Matrix resoloution as Rumble as the Trainman in the Matix Resoloution. However his vilonet nature towards the Producer and at Kennau Reeves fo using one of his pulliazers on his got him expelled from the studio.

Nov 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Well, at least it's got good dental.

Nov 21, 2003

Starscreamer says:

Frenzy becomes a Gobot and they send be back to storage...CRIPES I WAS IN THE FIRST 3 EPISODES! I TOOK DOWN HOUND!

Nov 20, 2003

Starscreamer says:

I don't see why humans have so much fun with running the train through a tunnel...been doing it all day...

Nov 20, 2003

lordcryotek says:

Rumble: "What's that smell?"

Nov 20, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Every year others Transformers get reformated into cool new updated modes,Grimlock,Starscream,Ratchet,Wheeljack,and the list goes on and on and on.Would it really kill those bastards at Hasbro to redo me?WOULD IT?WOULD IT? HUHN? I MEAN EV

Nov 19, 2003

Star Saber says:

I finally get to star in this new Matrix movie... I'm the trainman wohooo!!!!!

Nov 19, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"No wonder I've been stuck down here so long,there's no wheels on this train.AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

Nov 19, 2003

Viral_mind says:

I'm in a train, look at me! WOOOOHOOO!!! Rock their world! ROCK THEIR WOOOORLD!!!!

Nov 19, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I'm lonely down here."

Nov 19, 2003

Skyfire the Artist says:

Rumble never understood why you needed two E tickets for this ride.

Nov 19, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

*Self destruct intiated* Okay,unpressing the red button, unpressing it!!!

Nov 19, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

That is it, i am pressing the red button now!

Nov 19, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

I said CAN I PRESS THE RED BUTTON!

Nov 19, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

Can I press the red button yet?

Nov 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

"The coons on this train smelt so bad that I had to come up the front to escape the stench."

Nov 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey, ya might be sick o` seein` ol` Rumble takin` a ride on da subway, but at least my mug ain`t as ugly as that girl in the "Before Carly..." section!

Nov 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble,"If my calculations are correct,when this thing hits 88 miles per hour your gonna see some serious $h!t."

Nov 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Back to the day job then.....

Nov 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

God! I hate public transport.

Nov 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

Why didn't I get this as my transfromation.

Nov 18, 2003

Storm Shadow says:

Damn that Megatron, I was only kidding when I said: "what do I look like...a subway conductor?"

Nov 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

Knowing that Magatron's blast could not stop Optimus Prime then this train shurrly will!!

Nov 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

I would not eat them on a plane. I would not eat them on a train. I do not like green eggs and spam.

Nov 17, 2003

DeceptiGojira says:

After the show ended, many transformers became desemployed, This Photo Is the last remain of Rumble´s fate.

Nov 17, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

*Oakley Disclaimer- Driving trains while wearing our products reduces depth perception and colour recognition*
O dear..."CRASH BANG BOOM"

Nov 17, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

In recent times of rail road strikes, scabs like Rumble can really earn some extra cash.

Nov 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Everytime I drive the train out one side of the platform, I come back the other side. What the Hell?!

Nov 17, 2003

Moondog303 says:

Are we going the right way?

Nov 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

I think I'm gonna be seasick!

Nov 17, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Rumble was so excited when he got his acceptance letter to Hogwarts, he got on the wrong train at Platform 9 3/4. This one just happens to lead to Azkaban.

Nov 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is like totally gay.


Transformers suck

Nov 16, 2003

Wrecked-Gar says:

Transformers / Thomas the Tank Engine crossover flops.

Nov 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

I don't think this is Astrotrain

Nov 16, 2003

Minicle says:

.................................What da heck am i doing here?.......................

Nov 16, 2003

Minicle says:

Dis is the last time i travel Economy.

Nov 16, 2003

Dash Trigger says:

Rumble: Hang on, am I supposed to be red or blue? These tinted windows screw with my color vision...

Nov 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

*jeng jeng jeng jeng*
"CHI HUA HUA!!!"
*jeng jeng jeng jeng*
"CHI HUA HUA!!!"

Nov 16, 2003

Apex Prime says:

Next stop, the wall at the end of the tunnel!

Nov 16, 2003

Apex Prime says:

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Who stuck me on this piece of garbage?!?

Nov 16, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Alright that's it I'm offically out of Rumble/train jokes.(Even I think that last one was streching it)

Nov 15, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Once when I was little I bought Rumble at the toy store,when I got him home my mom found out.She flushed him down the toilet,many years later he grew up in the sewer,and took over this subway train.How many other mothers did the same thing?We could have a

Nov 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

Geeezzzz....I've been standing here for a MONTH. Hey Ryan, can I sit down now???

Nov 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

DAMN MY ASS HURTS!

Nov 15, 2003

Andrusi says:

Takara had originally planned to release their Micromaster gestalt under the name "Seventrain". This is why the name was changed.

Nov 15, 2003

Rellik says:

Hail to the train driver, train driver, train driver. Hail to the train driver, train driver cassette

Nov 15, 2003

jetmaster2000 says:

I wonder where this tunnel leads to anyway?
Heck, I wonder how I got
on this trian!

Nov 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble:"Megatron told us when we crash into the building to blow the bomb, but how r we supose to get out?!?!?!?"
Megatron:"You dont!!! (evil yet corny laugh) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nov 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

hi

Nov 14, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

..there ain't a god damn thing that the cops can do there's a Rumble in Brighton tonight,Rumble in Bright tonight,ringside seats for a neighborhood fight,there's a Rumble in Brighton tonnnnniiiiiiggghhhhttt!

Nov 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble conducts Trypticon's annual prostate exam -- Oh well, it smells the same as an NYC subway car.

Nov 14, 2003

chiefcheese says:

"And you thought her headlights were big!"

Nov 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"This is the biggest tapeworm I've ever seen!"

Nov 14, 2003

M says:

Squall: "Ow! The guidebook didn't say anything about a tunnel. And now there's a mouser nibbling my butt!"

Nov 14, 2003

M says:

On top of train the gang from FF8 is running around trying to get into the presidents cart. Rinoa: "SQUALL! Look out for that..." *KA-GLONK!* Rinoa: "...tunnel. Ouch." Rumble: "Heheheeee!"

Nov 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Darn it Megatron, I transform into an audio-caskette, HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AROUND??"

Nov 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

Despite the tragic loss of his gun, Rumble was still totally dedicated to his mission; searching the subways to solve the mystery of where the heck Prime's trailer disappeared to...

Nov 14, 2003

Bumbles says:

"I knew this tour would suck."

Nov 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

"you don't get it do you? Down here i'm GOD!"

Nov 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

"you don't get it do you? Down here i'm GOD!

Nov 13, 2003

Anonymous says:

Are we there yet?

Nov 13, 2003

Shockwave says:

"I can't wait for jaws to pop out of the water"

Nov 13, 2003

Aestus says:

I thought you guys said you wanted to run train on her....

Nov 13, 2003

Sergeseca says:

"I'ma workin' on the railroad..."

Nov 13, 2003

matrixzero says:

toot toot yeah i could do this all day

Nov 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

After the death of Soundwave, Rumble made a deal with the Trainbots to become a conductorbot. Shortly later, he quit to rejoin his pimp daddy Soundblaster.

Nov 12, 2003

JAZZ says:

Shoulda listened to mama and been a photographer

Nov 12, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"O.K. I know Megatron said steal a train and then wait here,but I've been here for weeks now.I'm beginning to think somebody's pullin my leg.Well four more days,that's all I'm waiting Rumble wil

Nov 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

"i like how the grill color accents my own natural purple"

Nov 11, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Ironically Frenzy was heading straight for Rumble on the same track in a red and black train.Weird huh?

Nov 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

After transformers the movie Rumble had to find other means of employment to make ends meet, thus began the life of Rumble the railbot.

Nov 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

When will this thing get to cybertron...or should i have taken a space shuttle?

Nov 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Do do do do do do... ok this is boring. I hope Soundwave is going to let me ride in the back and shoot Autobots. Yesssss. Wait I don't say yesssss, heak who does? Wait I am talking to myself am I going insane? No most likely not.

Nov 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

"....So, the MTA wants to cut back our wages ? Let's see what they think after I collapse all the tunnels."

Nov 11, 2003

Minicle says:

I'l teach dose Teenage mutant ginger nut turtles to steal my gun!

Nov 11, 2003

boxbrown says:

"Next stop 33rd St. Home of the greatest falafal in NY!"

Nov 11, 2003

MENASOR_D56 says:

"Gawdammit, wtf cant frenzy get stuck doing this kinda ----....noooo, when this kinda stuff has to get done hes way way way back in soundwaves compartment......*grumbles*"

Nov 10, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Man,Soul Train is really reaching for hosts nowadays.

Nov 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

i didnt want to set in the front of this rollercoaster!!!!!!!!1

Nov 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Man, this day job thing isn't all that bad!!!

Nov 10, 2003

ZorakBrak64 says:

"You know, it was probabally a bad idea to knock down the subway over there and then jump into this train... hmm..." *EXPLOSION*

Nov 10, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"How long is this tunnel? I swear I've been down here for weeks already."

Nov 10, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "DIE, KEANU REEVES! Oopsie! Sorry, Hugo Weaving."

Nov 10, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "Okay. Now I just have one question. HOW DO I START THE FRICKIN' TRAIN!?!?!?!?"

Nov 10, 2003

Anonymous says:

Whoops! I have done that too, David Mcgarrigle, maybe perhaps my name is David too....

Nov 10, 2003

Ahman says:

This train is fully sic, look at her go, purrin' like a kitten.

Nov 10, 2003

Hyper Convoy says:

Rumble: Next stop: Arcee's legs

Nov 9, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

Why the hell am I in this scene from the Matrix: Revolutions?

Nov 9, 2003

Minicle says:

Rumble attempts to break the fourth wall!

Nov 9, 2003

Minicle says:

Rumble: Heh, most kids Dads get em toy trains for der Birthday's. My Dad gets me da real thing.

Nov 9, 2003

Minicle says:

Rumble: Good thing I nicked dis, otherwise people would know I'm not wearing any Pants!

Nov 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

And, on your right, you'll see a wall...

Nov 9, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "TURTLES, DAREDEVIL, NEO, I DON'T CARE! I'LL KILL THEM ALL!"

Nov 9, 2003

Hum-Vee says:

Cling cling cling- went the trolly
Clang clang clang- went the bell
zing zing zing with my heart strings.
From the moment i saw him i fell.

Nov 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Next stop, Shockwave's eye!"

Nov 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

I've been workin' on 'a Unicron, all the livelong day...

Nov 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

This beats soundwave...

Nov 9, 2003

JazZeke says:

"Just when I thought Megatron couldn't assign me a CRAPPIER Function!..."

Nov 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

Train,"Oh,Rumble,that was fantastic,but I can't do this any more,I think Astrotrain knows." Rumble,"Don't blame me I was staying away from you your the one that said 'I want you in me,ride me big boy&a

Nov 8, 2003

Anonymous says:

All your train are belong to me! Geeks!

Nov 8, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

In his spare time Rumble enjoyed riding really crappy spook house rides like the one at Seaside Heights N.J.(You really hafta be from Jersey to get that one)

Nov 7, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Originally Megatron tried several different ideas before he hit apon the space bridge,this one the space tunnel was close but the logistics of it made it really hard to maintain.

Nov 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I think I can, I think I can. . . . choo chooooo!"

Nov 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

how

Nov 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

And so Rumble goes in search of the Diablo II v 1.10 maphack

Nov 7, 2003

PredaKing says:

Inter----ty: the only way for this 'con to travel (at least it's beats the hell out of amtrak)

Nov 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

Didn't I just pass that same sign five minutes ago?

Nov 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

The real reason why the New York City Subway fare is $2: Decepticon drivers.

Nov 7, 2003

MEGATRON says:

If on a Decepticon train you happen to stumble, hold tight humans cos the driver's called Rumble.

Nov 7, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Rumble: "Who cares about the train, I just want to know where my other blaster went."

Nov 7, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble hijacks a train and runs it straight into a wall when he realized Soundwave had recorded Backstreet Boys on him.I can't blame him.

Nov 7, 2003

Taintedsoul69 says:

I'm a conducter and that's ok, I sleep all night and I work all day. I drive these trains, I eat my lunch.... Ah forget it. I'm outta here as soon as I get enough money to buy my blaster back.

Nov 7, 2003

SMYTE9 says:

com' on ....com'on MOVE FASTER SLAGGIN TRAIN!

Soundwave's gonna KILL me if I don't find my other rifle!

Nov 7, 2003

M says:

"FIRRIB" actually stands for "Frenzy is red, Rumble is boned." Muahahaha!!

Nov 7, 2003

SMYTE9 says:

*taunting/Singing*

Here Turtle Turtle! Ol' Rumble's got a present for ya...

Nov 7, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "OHMYGOD!! THE HEADLIGHTS AIN'T WORKIN'!!"

Nov 7, 2003

TheHotshot says:

Now which exit is the Music Shop? I've gotta upgrade my cassette. Maybe some Punk rock or Rap music. Geez, What the hell is the new fad these days. I gotta get the guys to like me again. I can't keep playing the 70's for the res

Nov 7, 2003

Elita_One says:

people say down here bad y is it bad coz im her aww c'mon it aint so bad hey wait my feet are stuck eww is that gum and wat kinda stain is that ohh boy never take the subway reminder

Nov 6, 2003

skyrinkfusion says:

Where in the world am I going........I can fly faster then this thing.

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I cant believe im doing this for a living what the hell has happened to my life i was soundwaves top cassette warrior fighting alongside the toughest gang in the universe now im driving a f*****g subway train damnit plus i have to be the butt ug

Nov 6, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"I'm short,I've got a speech impediment,I'm bent on world domination,and I ride the subway just like everyone else.Elect me for mayor I'm not that different from Rudy G."

Nov 6, 2003

Mike D says:

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nov 6, 2003

Zeedust says:

"This is the last time I agree to do Nemesis Primal a favor without finding out what it is first... How the slag am I supposed to give Plasma Radio this thank-you note if I don't get told where the guy I'm supposed to give it to

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Look out New Yorkers! Here comes Rumble in the Bronx!

Nov 6, 2003

rumble says:

"Hey, I didn't take this geeky job just so you Earth kids can make fun of me!"

Nov 6, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Rumble "Runaway train never coming back, wrong way on a one track... something, something... Runaway train never..."

Nov 6, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

First off that Rumble in the Bronx thing was hilarious... kudos.

Nov 6, 2003

little_conqueror_of_flame says:

Okay now lets see here, this is the shift, and this is the break and this is the...ack!!! Break! Break! BreaK!

Nov 6, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Rumble- I'm tired of us robot's always getting treated like second class citizens, I have to ride on trains by myself, and can't even eat at the same restaurants.

Nov 6, 2003

Shadow Fox says:

Rumble- "My baby takes the morning train..da da da da da da..la la la"

Nov 6, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Get it?

Nov 5, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

If you think that wasn't funny try this one.How long has Rumble been in training to be a Decepticon?

Nov 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I don't see what Astrotrain finds so hard bout this....

Nov 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Quitate de la via perico, que ahi viene el tren..The all new traincons

Nov 5, 2003

Zeedust says:

Rumble in the Bronx. I get it. It's not funny, but I get it.

Nov 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

After several runins with Rumble, Astrotrain decided to teach the brat a lesson and arch weilded Rumble to the seat of a New York Subway train dooming him for an eternity as a target for homeless.

Nov 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

Jericho as a jobber

Nov 4, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Is it just me or does Rumble look alot like the alien from the original Star Trek's closing credits?

Nov 4, 2003

Racer X says:

Thr traffic here sucks!!

Nov 4, 2003

fishyofpain says:

Guy on Futurama: Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!! (Flips switch and magic window into the future opens) BC04 Hasbro Rep: And may I present the '05 series, Transformers: Public Service Enforcers! Futurama guy: Well doesn't that just s

Nov 4, 2003

fishyofpain says:

Rumble: I'll never understand why humans find this so invigorating... OOH! HUMAN ON THE TRACKS! *Now I know why...*

Nov 4, 2003

Arkhaon says:

Rumble: being a decepticon doesnt earn much....so this is my second job :)

Nov 4, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

All those years I've been driving I never realized those rXr signs meant Rumble crossing.

Nov 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

You know, Soundwave doesn't look this...ROOMY on the outside.

Nov 4, 2003

Akyho says:

*in new york a decepticon has taken over a train*
Why god why was i a stupid casset what powers dos a casset have none!!! i am gonna take every one in the new york subway system with me GAHH!!!!!

Nov 4, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "HEY! My gun fits into the ignition!"

Nov 4, 2003

M says:

Abe: "Here in Oddworld, the Decepticons are digging up our bones and fract them to..."
Rumble: "Shut up, freak!" (Runs over Abe.)

Nov 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Well, it beats working at Jazz's new pet store.

Nov 4, 2003

Slartibartfast says:

and as for frenzy, they last heard of him working on an oil rig off norway

Nov 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Foolish Autobots! Feel the wrath of Frenzy..er..Rumble..er..Frenzy..um..the blue one! Yeah!

Nov 4, 2003

Jhoen says:

The pay sucks, but it sure beats living in Soundwave's chest.

Nov 3, 2003

Bombshell says:

According to Union Pacific safety guidlines, all employees must use "gentle pressure" when their co-worker is a homicidal robot.

Nov 3, 2003

Elita79 says:

"Look, Ma... no hands! Oh, s***!" *CRASH* "I told you, son, keep both hands on the wheel!"

Nov 3, 2003

Scantron says:

Whee.

Nov 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Man, This Sucks! . . .
I wish this thing would go a little faster!
Ihave to be in cybertron in about 30 minuets.

Nov 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

I been working on the rail road...

Nov 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Step #1: destroy all entrances to subway. Step #2: Hijack train with maximum meatbags. Step #3: Drive them in circles until they willingly sign a contract to become slaves. they will harvest energon for us for eternity! And starscream thought that only hi

Nov 3, 2003

Braxsis says:

I hope you enjoyed the trip on the NYC Subyway System, By the way does anyone here know how to drive a subway car?

Nov 3, 2003

Paladin says:

Damnit Megatron! I'm an earthquake maker, not a subway operator!

Nov 3, 2003

Braxsis says:

Where's the over ride... the over ride!!!

Nov 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

I knew it, that mamma's boy Astrotrain couldn't find a hot date on his own.
I should be getting a reward for this.

Nov 3, 2003

Anonymous says:

Wheeeeee!

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

All aboard! This train now departing for Lexington, Stantonsburg, Dakota and... your @ss, Autobots!!!

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Nice! :-D

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Who would thought the Decepticons were on the verge of bankrupcy? It is so bad that even the smallest warrior has to get a job.

Nov 2, 2003

chinoodin says:

O.k. people please take out all your money and valuable items I can sell for a high price and I'll be taking them while we go to our undeserved death because the frakin Repairs didn't put auto pilot.damn them they can rot in hell.

Nov 2, 2003

Laserbot says:

Rumble: "::Whistle:: ho ya i love my new partime job! its a niceway to make up from those stupid pay cuts, stupid dirctors always screw me up... hey i wonder if i could get a job as a trolley driver too?!"

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Huh, Astrotrain finally did something USEFUL for once!

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Keanu Reeves ha! I do my own acting and my own stunts. Lets get ready to rumble!

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

LAPD: Jack, Jack, We have bad news. If you can hear me, the tracks are not finished. I repeat, the tracks are not finished.

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Megatron did it. Starscream did it. This will be my very own combiner. Then I will be leader of the Decepticons.

Nov 2, 2003

M says:

What Rumble doesn't know is that in a matter of seconds this train will be devoured by the giant, destructive jaws of GODZILLA!

Nov 2, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "No, Mr Harry Potter! This ain't platform 9,3/4!"

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Time to eat some slime! (ha ha, that Grim and Evil episode was still fresh in my mind from Friday night.)

Nov 2, 2003

Darth Vegeta says:

"Astrtrain? YOu're... then what am I riding now?"

Nov 2, 2003

Darth Vegeta says:

"What train? This is a train?"

Nov 2, 2003

Darth Vegeta says:

"Why do I always get into these... these... situations?"

Nov 2, 2003

Darth Vegeta says:

"Kill me... kill me... kill me PLEASE!"

Nov 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Me an' what army....I'll show HIM what army!"

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey! This thin' ain't part of Astrotrain's astro-squad!

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

the decepticon interpretation of the underground railroad

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

After Transformers Rumble makes guest appearances on the kid show, Shinytime Station.

Nov 1, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Heh,Megatron,look at dis neat train I made out of cardboard boxs!"

Nov 1, 2003

eclipse says:

Hey, you gotta earn money somehow. The people don't give you much respect, but's it's a living!

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

I have a clever way to sneak-attack--and hopefully, destroy--the Autobots lurking in this tunnel: Ram them!!!

Nov 1, 2003

Primal Lynx says:

After the great war some of the Decepticons were granted amnesty. One was even reprogramed and rebuilt, into a subway car.

Nov 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

(screams) some one stold one of my guns! oh hey, look how the train mataches my own colors.

Nov 1, 2003

Daedelus says:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, may I remind you, when leaving the train, please take your rubbish with you..May I also remind you that we are being driven by a homocidal Robot....thank you for your co-operation."

Nov 1, 2003

Star Saber says:

Unforseen the Decepticons went on strike and had to use an alternate way to deliever the energon cubes.

Oct 31, 2003

Star Saber says:

I was told those RID trains were down here. Say wait a minute! That's years from now!

Oct 31, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Megatron's newest plan was fool proof.
Step 1:Take over the NY subway authority. Step 2:Change fare to energon tokens. Step 3:Double fare rate every 3 months.Just like the real subway authority does.

Oct 31, 2003

Jared says:

Don't worry. I had Subway for lunch today.

Oct 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is the quickest way to the space bridge. Trust me.

Oct 31, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"If I rev dis thing up enough den pull back I bet I can wheelie this boy,HOLD ON FLESH BAGS I'M BOUT TO MAKE YOUR AFTERNOON COMMUTE YOUR LAST RIDE,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Oct 31, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble in the Bronx....bound train.

Oct 31, 2003

Asheron says:

ive been working on the railroad...

Oct 31, 2003

HOT WHEELS says:

dam! where are the brakes , i don't want to get out on trypticon's mouth! dah!!

Oct 31, 2003

HOT WHEELS says:

crap!! don't this train goes any faster , dam !!I must crush neo in time or i'll get kicked out off the movie!

Oct 31, 2003

M says:

Camp town ladies sing this song. Do-dah. Do-dah...

Oct 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey, wait a minute! Soundwave doesn't turn into a subway train. Ravage, you bastard!

Oct 31, 2003

steve2275 says:

gotta get these subs to megatron

Oct 31, 2003

MisterTea says:

Well they knew times were getting bad when the decepticons had to start riding the subway to work.

Oct 31, 2003

Fred says:

Never wanted to be a decepticon anyway...

Oct 31, 2003

matt says:

"I've been riding on the rail road, all thruogh the day"

Oct 31, 2003

Anonymous says:

Sure is tough finding a job since the end of the great war! This subway job sucks!

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

How come I have to always deliver the Energon cubes back to the base, what happend to the spacebrige?

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Move, bitch, get out the way.
Get out the way, bitch, get out the way!"

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

SEE? Without the Star Bridge, this is how they'd have to get ack to Cybertron.

Oct 30, 2003

locke_stryfe says:

I should have known better than to take the last train to clarksville...

Oct 30, 2003

Aqualec says:

I'm King of The Rail!

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble(to the passengers): No screaming when the train is in motion. Bwahahaha

Oct 30, 2003

Neo Rasa says:

"Nobody calls NY Transit unchrasomatic!"

Oct 30, 2003

samson120 says:

This is the way we go to work, go to work, go to work. This is the way we go to work so early in the morning....

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

The only things that don't make sense is that Rumble is missing a gun, and the fact that a New York subway train is actually clean.

Oct 30, 2003

Pointy hat joe says:

under ground, over ground, Rumbling free
rumble through wimbledon common with me

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... this train ride around epcot is fun.

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

The things a 'con has to do to support the cause. You should seel Megatron in his hot dog stand.

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

(insert Ringo Starr style Thomas The Tank Engine narration here.)

Oct 30, 2003

Anonymous says:

After being captured by an unknown alien species, Rumble had been reprogramed as a tour guide.

Oct 30, 2003

Bumblejumper says:

Why a subway Target Master would have been lame.

Oct 30, 2003

Optimus Primevil says:

hums moonbay's(from zoids) song

Oct 30, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

*Rumble takes a job as a Engineer for the NY Subway system* *Too Bad he is a Illegal Alien *

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

And that train just keeps on rumblin'... rumblin' round the bend...

Oct 29, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

And while a helpless Rumble was being carted off to a bleeding sewer full of Numb Bodies and Pendulums, Starscream was reading a weird letter from Skyfire who died three years ago of a strange illness...

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

hey look i am crash

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

mr.x

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that which I desire...

Oct 29, 2003

SilverStar says:

LOOK MOMMY!! I'm a big kid know!!

Oct 29, 2003

Black Convoy says:

"Toot... toot... Chugga chugga chugga chugga toot... toot!"

Oct 29, 2003

boy says:

After Rehab, a more sutible job was given to this specific desepticon

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

At the end of the Great War, the Decepticons were disseminated and reassigned with less hostile jobs...

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

By the Pit, Ravage looks for a new job, he gets an upgrade, new weapons, a personal cruiser, and sent on the best missions. I got looking for I job, and I get stuck with the Predacon Express!!!

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

WOULD YOU GUYS LEAVE ME ALONE!!! THIS IS THE FIRST JOB I'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET IN NEARLY TWENTY YEARS!!!

Oct 29, 2003

Anonymous says:

Fed up with the crime and disorderly passengers, New Jersey Transit was forced to hire an armed robot bent on conquering the universe to drive its trains. But at least he spoke English.

Oct 29, 2003

M says:

If I'm gonna be honest THAT IS THE UGLIEST TRAIN I'VE EVAH SEEN!!

Oct 29, 2003

FortMax says:

Rumble:I bet you're wondering where the steering wheel is....well I am too

Oct 29, 2003

galvanostril says:

bob dole: please note, all referenes to astrotrain are fraud, that is not astrotrain, it is a normal transport for commuting decepticons like rumble

Oct 29, 2003

FortMax says:

Rubble:...It is a small world after all

Oct 29, 2003

chichi says:

Rumble:(singing) i was driving along

Oct 29, 2003

ionacus says:

rumble:(fabulous in the background)whoa whoa!bring it back youngin'!whoa whoa! bring it back,back,back!

Oct 29, 2003

Ben says:

"Thats the sound of the man working on the train. Yeeeeah yeeeeah."

Oct 29, 2003

Firewalker says:

*sings* "...Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way..."

Oct 29, 2003

Firewalker says:

The way the Big Dig's going now, this would actually be an improvement.

Oct 29, 2003

Pokejedservo says:

This scene looks awfully strange... What could it be? I know THIS IS WAY TOO CLEAN TO BE A NY SUBWAY! Other than that? Eh, nothing out of the ordinary...

Oct 29, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Unbeknownst to Megatron,Rumble had been secretly helping Autobot prisoners escape via his Autobot Underground Railroad.We've always thought he was one of the bad guys,but in reality he was one of many unsung heroe s of the Cybertronian civil war.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble to self: Why did I get volunteered to run the Trypticon Rectal Exam?

Oct 28, 2003

metalformer says:

RUMBLE: Here comes the real Urban Train to Puerto Rico! I'll make possible what usesless, corrupted politicans can't and all for the glory of the Decepticons! MEGATRON for governor!

Oct 28, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble,"Laugh if you will last time I was on caption contest I was a freakin tree,A TREEEEEEE,I'll take subway conductor anyday over a tree."

Oct 28, 2003

Tarin says:

I hope I was supposed to not let anyone on the train

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

"My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then he takes it home again, *hum-hum hummm!"

Oct 28, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Robert Baliatico served two tours of duty in Vietnam,he was wounded at the Tet offensive,although he returned to his job as a subway driver he never really was the same again.

Oct 28, 2003

Bombshell says:

"Subway, Eat Fresh! Ha, Ha, Ha...please kill me!"

Oct 28, 2003

Minicle says:

Spoiler pic for the upcomming Film 'The Great Tram Robbery!' starring Rumble Connery and Frenzy Sutherland. Comming to a Little Screen neer you!

Oct 28, 2003

Minicle says:

Fed up with British Rail, the Decepticons commision their own private Rail-tram network, unfortunatly business is bad due to the fact that none of the bigger cons can fit in the slagin Trams themselves.

Oct 28, 2003

Minicle says:

I swear they'll hire just about anyone these days.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Before the Decepticons left for earth, Rumble's job was bootlegging malt liquor to Iacon.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I THINK I can! I THINK I can!"

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

After Transformers, Rumble could only get a job driving the trolley on Mister Roger's Neighborhood.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

After Transformers, Rumble could only get a job running the trolley on Mister Rogers Neiberhhod.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I'm blue!! La Ba Dee Da Da Dee... (song)

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Autobots, Transform and ehmm... rail out?"

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Is it a bird, or is it a plane?? Nooo, it's Rumble in mtfing train!!!

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

This is the lamest thing I ever done in my life! I mean look at me, An evil Decepticon conducting a Subway, AND FOR WHAT!!

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

I see a light at the end of the tunnel. Is that anything important?

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

"One little two little three little hookers... four little five little six little hookers, seven little eight little nine little hookers. Ten little hooker girls... hehehehe A new personal record.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

After several years on his journey of self discover Rumble has found his true calling...a tram driver at Walt Disney theme parks.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

What was that last post from "NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE" For???

Oct 28, 2003

M says:

*Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk.* *SHPLAT!!* Rumble: "OH MY GOD! I KILLED KENNY!" Frenzy: "YOU BASTARD!"

Oct 28, 2003

M says:

Rumble sings: "Train, train, train. Take us away..." Selphie from FF8: "THAT'S MY SONG!"

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

the places I would go, to get some seibertronnien Poutang...

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

...Rumble on the search for the other half of his backpack....

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Transformers: Where Are They Now-Rumble. After not getting re-hired for any series after G1, Rumble fell on hard times and got a job with New York City's Transit Authority.

Oct 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

rumble: hmmm... Soundwave have changed a lot! first he was a radio and now is he a subway train. what´s next?

Oct 28, 2003

Maestro says:

Thomas the tank engine and rumble lived happily ever after

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

In his spare time Rumble gives tram tours of Soundwave's rectal tract.

Oct 27, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Rumble: "Time to go to work... is this the A train to Soundwave's chest?"

Oct 27, 2003

Cliffjumper says:

Hmmm, its a good thing I'm not clostrophobic; Oh crap I am! AHHHHH

Oct 27, 2003

KarentheUnicorn says:

Optimus Primes Idea of torture Making Rumble ride the its a small world ride 100 times.
Rumble "I'LL TALK I'll TALK"

Oct 27, 2003

polymorphic says:

CRAP! Forgot the milk!

Oct 27, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

.

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Ride'n that train high on cocaine...."

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Uh-oh, the boss is gonna be real angry if i don't hurry and deliver the porn in time!"

Oct 27, 2003

ShadowDemon says:

This seems fun (the train stops) NOOOO!!! THIS CAN NOT BEEEE!!!!!! Again, again!!! Againagainagainagainagain (Takes a deep breath) Againagainagainagainagainagainagainagain...

Oct 27, 2003

Amity-Star says:

The Penguin: He,he,he! Excellent. Now my plan for World Domination will be. . . AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP!!!

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

"MY GOD IT'S COMM'IN RIGHT FOR US!"

Oct 27, 2003

Amity-Star says:

Choo-choo!!! Chuga chuga chuga chuga Toot-toot!!!

Oct 27, 2003

Bombshell says:

*sings* Been ridin' on this ol' train/ been ridin' it all night/ think I'll go to the club car get myself a bite...

Oct 27, 2003

Crystal Rodimus says:

Unbeknownst to the rest of the universe, the Decepticons just wanted to have fun and be like everyone else.

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oct 27, 2003

Prime Nova says:

After getting sacked from the cartoon series for getting called Rumble - Frenzy starts a new job.

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Action Master Rumble comes complete with subway train that really moves! Stolen gun and NYC subway crack heads sold separately.

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

After the events of Transformers The Movie, Rumble left the 'Cons to drive subway trains -- and was never seen again. Perhaps he felt bad about using his pile drivers inside Astrotrain during the movie.

Oct 27, 2003

Artimus Prime says:

Next stop, Energona, Primius Aries, Sigma Vector, and the River of Death! All aboard!

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Where's that guy from the Coca-Cola advert who plays that dumb 'chiwawa' tune when they all start dancin'?

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Man, this job sucks, I'd rather be listenin' to Starscream braggin' on how much better than Megatron he is! At least Megatron always ends up shooting him or somethin'.

Oct 27, 2003

JosephusPrime says:

Ha, the autobots'll never catch me now. Huh! What's happening? Oh no, its those freaky trainbots from the headmasters series. Why do they exist at all, all they do is transform into trains. Wait a minute, why am i askin this, im about to

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey look! It's the new ARAMADA Rumble train set....

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble acts out his "choo-choo" fantasy.

Oct 27, 2003

Spartanion says:

Rumble: Why does this train feel so small?

Oct 27, 2003

krukid says:

oh boy, I get to ride a train!!

Oct 27, 2003

Yodaman says:

For once, it's nice to get away from the smashing, and do something a bit more normal. Now to crash the train.

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Actually, Casey Jones is a human friend of the Ninja turtles..... Who loves sports, but I think there is an original Casey Jones who drives trains and is not related to the world of Ninja turtles...

Oct 27, 2003

psychoandy says:

Soundwave: "Rumble - Eject. Operation - Joyride." Rumble: "Now you're talkin' my language!"

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hey! Where's da ol' ladies I'm supposed to mug?

Oct 27, 2003

M says:

Rumble: "Hey, Superman! Bet you can't stop this train full of innocent kids!" Superman: "Betcha I can!" *SCREECH!* Superman: "I stopped the train and saved the kids!" Astrotrain comes up from

Oct 27, 2003

PredaKing says:

Any Autobot: "OH NO, it's Rumble!!!! Oh yeah,and Frenzy is with him."

Why do you fear Rumble more; they are the same bot! What the F#%k?!

Oct 27, 2003

Mkall says:

Why am I the only one here...they always run from me. Why does no one like me?

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble : 10 minutes late, and the idiot STILL decides to take a detour

Oct 27, 2003

Mkall says:

They never stop when I want to get off

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

I can't believe my other gun got stolen at that last stop. I hate New York!

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

Astrotrain aint got nothin' on me!

Oct 27, 2003

thexfile says:

london underground is stil investigating the lates derailmants on the london tube , and a lot of peeps blaim the rail contractors , but her we see the real problem at work....it realy is'nt his foult but hence the dicrimination act says that you

Oct 27, 2003

thexfile says:

Rumble : " you human's stink !! next stop the bathetub !!!"

Oct 27, 2003

thexfile says:

if rumbble is driving this train , does that mean that it counts as a driverles train ???

Oct 27, 2003

thexfile says:

Rumble was saked by megatron , and is now working for alkida....Rumble " oke for al you humans who wonderd what 911 was like ..... next stop WTC station ..... hahahah" al the peeps " but i thougt wtc was closed??? "

Oct 27, 2003

thexfile says:

Rumble : oke i won't fal asleep at the wheel , won't fal asleep at the wheel ,won't fal asleep at the wheel .... hihih i hope this medicine workes

Oct 27, 2003

CapeMike says:

Rumble(to self): ...taking the train to the next station, on the dance floor, rockin' the nation; sound..is coming out now, so DJ, play the song loud; dancing, I'll make your body rock, long train running and it won't stop...

Oct 27, 2003

thexfile says:

Rumble : " what megatron ... WOW there's a bomb on the train ??? what ??? megatron i can't hear you your braking up ...i can't her you this train is speeding up ....what ??? oke which 1 is the brakes ???

Oct 27, 2003

thexfile says:

Rumble : waw this shure beats playing the train sim....

Oct 27, 2003

ljdarten says:

"noooo. you can't be a subway driver" they said..."no you'll never pass the test" they said. well lookie here at me.

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

I wonder if theres a tapedeck, WHAT, this is a train in a tunnel

Oct 27, 2003

Goblez says:

Train: SUBWAY TRANSFORM! *transforms*
Rumeble: *Transforms into a head*
Train: HEAD ON!!!

Oct 27, 2003

Longshot says:

Trouble ahead trouble behind and you know this notion just crossed my mind . One more time !

Oct 27, 2003

Anonymous says:

"I know they're around here somewhere!"

Oct 27, 2003

SeekerInAFakeMoustache says:

Rumble couldn't figure out why he kept having weird flashbacks of the last battle he fought on Cybertron, or why he was being followed by blurry monsters, or why he couldn't get out of the subway, but he figured it was nothing a good mas

Oct 27, 2003

zodconvoy says:

"Drivin' that train,
dum dum dee-dum,
Casey Jones is not a,
Ninja Turtle..."

Oct 26, 2003

zodconvoy says:

"Driven that train,
dum dum dee-dum,
Casey Jones is not a,
Ninja Turtle..."

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble hit hard times after the show got canned. His days on the rails were spent dreaming someone would bring him back for spinoff, but his dream went unfufilled

Oct 26, 2003

Optimus Prime says:

"Man, how'd I get stuck with this job anyway?"

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Subway. Good so you don't always have to be.

Oct 26, 2003

USDA Prime says:

Rumble: "Argh, first I have to collect bird poop for Starscream, now I have to pilot this urine-soaked subway. Earth is disgusting."

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble: Let's see those fanboys make fun of my accent NOW!!!

Oct 26, 2003

gLOVES1000 says:

this the smallest train ever, hey, where did my other gun go?

Oct 26, 2003

macabremouse says:

"So I got this buddy Astrotrain; I think he might be your type"

Oct 26, 2003

Slappyfrog says:

A busy schedule of world domination kept Rumble from his first love: commuter-railway engineering.

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Gotta kill Neo, Gotta kill Neo, Gotta kill Neo......thump!!........OOPS!! Sorry Mr. Smith.

Oct 26, 2003

Sprimer says:

Why am i driving on the wrong side of the road

Oct 26, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Oh big deal,you think this is strange ride the NYC subway this will look like nothing after that ride.

Oct 26, 2003

Frost says:

wHOS da bitch now SOUNDWAVE!

Oct 26, 2003

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Rumble's the villian for Speed 3:Fast Track,no way I'm gonna go to see this one.

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Subway. Good so you don't have to be.

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, *control brakes* awe crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 26, 2003

davewelttf says:

proof that rumble could have made it in the subway part of highlander 2

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

ALL ABOARD THE THE DECEPTICON EXPRESS!!!(TRAIN Whisle)

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Agent J: Look out, there's a giant worm on your back!

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

I didn't mean to scare the passengers!

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

The New York Underground ain't so bad after all!

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Rumble pretends to be the autopilot from "Airplane" (minus the stewardess to "keep him inflated)."

Oct 26, 2003

Ricochet says:

Rumble is speeding toward Frenzy, playing chicken on the subway!

Oct 26, 2003

gir says:

"Subway!!?...I thought this was the monorail!"

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

First Ringo Starr, then George Carlin, now this. I always knew PBS was hard up for cash, but these new episodes of 'Shining Time Station' are really starting to show it more than usual...

Oct 26, 2003

Zeedust says:

"Is now a ood time to mention that I have no idea how to drive this thing?"

Oct 26, 2003

Silver_elf says:

"An I went throw 100 years is Decepticon battle training for this. Man I should have been a Autobot"

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

o/~Drivin' that train, high on Energon/Rumble Jones you better watch your speed!o/~

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Name: Rumble. Faction: Decepticons. Function: Train Conductor?!

Oct 26, 2003

RandomFerret says:

"Prime can make his legs float with psychic waves and now I'm driving a train? THIS IS THE STUPIDEST EPISODE EVER!"

Oct 26, 2003

OP Prime says:

What it is really like inside soundwaves chest area. The greatest secret of the Con's. Hell with the space brige soundwave has a dimensional portal that he stores his cassetts in and here is Rumble checking it out inbetween missions.

Oct 26, 2003

OP Prime says:

Rumble: Slag! I should have never taken the New York subway, They mugged me and took my backmounted blaster. What are these human cities coming to when a bot from another world can't rid in peace? We Con's never do this on seibertron. So

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Choo choo!

Oct 26, 2003

Aernaroth says:

Wow. This is way roomier than riding around in Soundwave's chest.

Oct 26, 2003

PlasmaRadio says:

Rumble: "I never really wanted to be a cassette tape anyway..."

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

How Rumble passes the time between Decepticon missions...

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

and the wheels go round and round, round and round....blah blah blah...I'm a f*cking Decepticon for Christ sakes!!!

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Next stop, The Nemisis!

Oct 26, 2003

USDA Prime says:

Rumble: "I KNEW I shouldn't have joined Astrotrain's special forces."

Oct 26, 2003

Anonymous says:

Damn...I knew Frenzy tricked me into thinking this was a sub sandwich...

Oct 26, 2003

USDA Prime says:

Rumble: "Are you sure this is how that Jared guy lost all that weight?"

Oct 26, 2003

Slider says:

I paid $2.00 for this!?

Oct 26, 2003

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