The Ultimate Caption Contest
Sari talks to Optimus Prime
46 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
snavej says:
Sari: I'm badly animated. What should I do?
Prime: I'll call Michael Bay...
ryanisawesome124 says:
sari: THEN THE PRINCESS OF THIS COUNTRY's NAME IS CELESTIA AND HERE STUDANT TWILIGHT SPA-
optimus prime: sari.....can you stop talking about those small horses?
Swoopscream says:
Seriously, Sari... you're like a little Indian chocolate right now. Om-num.
Sideswipe619 says:
Sari:..... And that's how baby's are made
Optimus: hmmmm thats not quite how it works on cybertron
Sari: you don't say smartimus prime
Evil Eye says:
HEeeeeelp....Poooosseeeeeeesssssed...By....Yuuuuuuuki...Oniiiiiishaaaaaa......
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
Prime, "What the hell is a Powerpuff Girl doing her? For that matter why am I drawn like Magnus?"
The Prophet says:
Sari: Ratchet blah blah blah Bumblebee blah blah blah killed them blah blah blah ate a pretzel....
Optimus: *thinking* Damn, her head is huge...
munkimus prime says:
Optimus Prime to his horror found out that he is no good at charades.
Mechalemmiwinks says:
Aaaaaaand this is the Chinese Knock-Off Transformers Prime Optimus. Now, the joints flop around a bit, but he's 1,000 times the size of the official figure. I can't promote buying a knock-off, but this figure is well worth the $15 (plus $20 shipping) you
Godzillabot Primal says:
BW Blackarachnia is way sexier then our boob-less Blackarachnia and you know it!
Red 50 says:
It was difficult to tell what gave Sari away: her terrible motor control,nonsense gybberish, odd disoriented expression or the smell of booze
DarkEnergon says:
'Eliiita One, Eliiita One.' That's all you ever talk about! Dude, you turned her into an evil techno-organic spider, sent her into a new continuity, and let marketing hose her cool evil name. Get over it.
USDA Prime says:
No, no NO! It's high step, pivot, twirl, kick, kick, THEN jazz hands! Damnit, we'll be ready for opening night!
Jackdarbyprime says:
Sari: Optimus, me and prowl did some ninja moves and destroyed your room
Optimus: *thinking* just ignore her, you know shes lying
PrymeStriker says:
Drunken Sari Action Figure: Intoxicating Shelves, Children, and 'Bots this Summer!
jrgreer74 says:
Sari: Seriously Prime? For such a "super advanced alien species" and all that, and you still can't understand where our "small organics" come from? OKAY! One more time......
Optimus Eddie says:
I cannot work with this. Maybe a little blush, a little eye shadow, and some lipstic, and your hair is a mess. Did you sleep with that helmet on? Back to your trailer for a mae over then maybe we will talk.
paul053 says:
"Don't try to fool me Sari, I know you put that explosive balloon in Bumblebee's trunk."
-Kanrabat- says:
OPTIMUS PRIME: You know, Sari, you have to eat your vegetables if you want to grow up.
SARI: Yeah, yeah, I know. And to REALLY grow up, I'll have to eat the cans too?
OPTIMUS PRIME: Now that you mention it...
MasterSoundBlaster says:
Sari: come on prime...we all know better that I drunk better when I'm drive!! So just trans...transmorph back into a TRUCK..
Red 50 says:
OP: "Sari, have you been smoking the weed with Rattletrap and Oil Slick again?"
paul053 says:
"Okay Optimus, I know you won all the card games last night but I just don't have the money."
Poyguimogul says:
"Reprezent yo' KLIK! Motor City Bloods Prime! You in or you out?" - Optimus didn't notice Sari's antics. His gaze on the horizon and his thoughts turned to his new life, free from his alcoholism.
BeastProwl says:
"Okay prime. You see this space? Your LIPS, Fill THIS SPACE! They're HUGE!
procyon says:
"Ooooh, look at meeee, I'm Optimus Prime, I'm the greatest Autobot leader. I'm so fraught with difficult problems to solve and I'm hogging the whole shot... Jerk."
Deathsanras says:
"But Sari, I don't understand. Is 'pull my finger' some strange Earth custom?"
