Sari talks to Optimus Prime

snavej says:

Sari: I'm badly animated. What should I do?

Prime: I'll call Michael Bay...

ryanisawesome124 says:

sari: THEN THE PRINCESS OF THIS COUNTRY's NAME IS CELESTIA AND HERE STUDANT TWILIGHT SPA-

optimus prime: sari.....can you stop talking about those small horses?

Swoopscream says:

Seriously, Sari... you're like a little Indian chocolate right now. Om-num.

Sideswipe619 says:

Sari:..... And that's how baby's are made
Optimus: hmmmm thats not quite how it works on cybertron
Sari: you don't say smartimus prime

jack270606 says:

You know Sari, If I close 1 eye, you are only thiiis biig

Tripredacus says:

You wanna fly, keep talking.

Evil Eye says:

HEeeeeelp....Poooosseeeeeeesssssed...By....Yuuuuuuuki...Oniiiiiishaaaaaa......

Evil Eye says:

Urgh...So THAT'S why the glue tube said "do not sniff..."

#Sideways# says:

"Wait... Ultra Magnus is a higher rank than you!?"

RoboTopia says:

SARI: "When EXACTLY will you sound like PETER CULLEN Again?!"

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Prime, "What the hell is a Powerpuff Girl doing her? For that matter why am I drawn like Magnus?"

The Prophet says:

Sari: Ratchet blah blah blah Bumblebee blah blah blah killed them blah blah blah ate a pretzel....

Optimus: *thinking* Damn, her head is huge...

SoundAndShock says:

So, it's really simple, Where does the trailer go?

Lapse Of Reason says:

So Optimus, when the @#$% is season 3 going to come out on DVD?

munkimus prime says:

Optimus Prime to his horror found out that he is no good at charades.

Mechalemmiwinks says:

Aaaaaaand this is the Chinese Knock-Off Transformers Prime Optimus. Now, the joints flop around a bit, but he's 1,000 times the size of the official figure. I can't promote buying a knock-off, but this figure is well worth the $15 (plus $20 shipping) you

transbot90210 says:

Hey, Whatsa matta for you?

Godzillabot Primal says:

BW Blackarachnia is way sexier then our boob-less Blackarachnia and you know it!

Red 50 says:

It was difficult to tell what gave Sari away: her terrible motor control,nonsense gybberish, odd disoriented expression or the smell of booze

DarkEnergon says:

'Eliiita One, Eliiita One.' That's all you ever talk about! Dude, you turned her into an evil techno-organic spider, sent her into a new continuity, and let marketing hose her cool evil name. Get over it.

USDA Prime says:

No, no NO! It's high step, pivot, twirl, kick, kick, THEN jazz hands! Damnit, we'll be ready for opening night!

Jackdarbyprime says:

Sari: Optimus, me and prowl did some ninja moves and destroyed your room
Optimus: *thinking* just ignore her, you know shes lying

PrymeStriker says:

Drunken Sari Action Figure: Intoxicating Shelves, Children, and 'Bots this Summer!

jrgreer74 says:

Sari: Seriously Prime? For such a "super advanced alien species" and all that, and you still can't understand where our "small organics" come from? OKAY! One more time......

1111111222233333 says:

Prime: Calm down, calm down! What the hell are first editions?

#Sideways# says:

Optimus is not amused by Sari's singing skills.

Optimus Eddie says:

I cannot work with this. Maybe a little blush, a little eye shadow, and some lipstic, and your hair is a mess. Did you sleep with that helmet on? Back to your trailer for a mae over then maybe we will talk.

paul053 says:

"Don't try to fool me Sari, I know you put that explosive balloon in Bumblebee's trunk."

dabattousai says:

Sari: This...is a building.

-Kanrabat- says:

OPTIMUS PRIME: You know, Sari, you have to eat your vegetables if you want to grow up.

SARI: Yeah, yeah, I know. And to REALLY grow up, I'll have to eat the cans too?

OPTIMUS PRIME: Now that you mention it...

bionic_radical says:

SCALE!

MasterSoundBlaster says:

Sari: come on prime...we all know better that I drunk better when I'm drive!! So just trans...transmorph back into a TRUCK..

Red 50 says:

OP: "Sari, have you been smoking the weed with Rattletrap and Oil Slick again?"

paul053 says:

"Okay Optimus, I know you won all the card games last night but I just don't have the money."

Ravage XK says:

You drunk again, Sari?

Poyguimogul says:

"Reprezent yo' KLIK! Motor City Bloods Prime! You in or you out?" - Optimus didn't notice Sari's antics. His gaze on the horizon and his thoughts turned to his new life, free from his alcoholism.

BeastProwl says:

"Okay prime. You see this space? Your LIPS, Fill THIS SPACE! They're HUGE!

trailbreaker says:

"Okay, open wide and I'll fix those teeth Optimus!"

RodimalToyota says:

What do you mean Kiss Player Prime?

procyon says:

"Ooooh, look at meeee, I'm Optimus Prime, I'm the greatest Autobot leader. I'm so fraught with difficult problems to solve and I'm hogging the whole shot... Jerk."

Deathsanras says:

"But Sari, I don't understand. Is 'pull my finger' some strange Earth custom?"

Godzillabot Primal says:

To be or not to be, that is the question.

Baneblade says:

Seriously...it was this big!

munkimus prime says:

Sari:Optimus please take a breath mint.

USDA Prime says:

Optimus: Stupid bug, you go squish now!

Varia31 says:

Sari: "I knew I should have gone before we left!"