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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together

Sixshot smacks Decepticon Clones heads together
138 comments
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138 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Two Decepticons ... one mind .... literally.

Jul 3, 2019

Nacelle says:

Head On!

Dec 6, 2018

BattleConvoy says:

HEAD SMASHING IS COOOL!

May 18, 2016

Heckfire says:

NYUKNYUKNYUK...

Dec 16, 2011

Zeedust says:

When he was done, not even they knew which of them was which.

Jan 25, 2007

Galaxy_Convoy says:

Sixshot: BAM!!! Kick it up a notch! You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette!

May 3, 2006

seminole1 says:

I told you two to leave me alone! Now look at ya.

Apr 8, 2006

shockblaster5 says:

After watching 8 hours of The Three Stooges, Sixshot's mine was completely warped.
Sixshot; Shaddup!
Pounce; wingspan, did you leave your Three Stooges DVD's out again?!?!?!?!
Galvatron; they don't know that I did it, soon every Deceptic

Mar 28, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Sixshot: Put your heads together!
Clones: God your puns suck.

Jan 23, 2006

DeltaSilver88 says:

Sixshot: "Let that be the last time I caught you coming home late again!!"
Decepticon Clones: "Oh, C'MON, Unca 'Shot!!!"

Oct 6, 2005

Scatterlung says:

Sixshot: Ah! Blasted knock-offs!!

Sep 3, 2005

galvanostril says:

sixshot can do this because he is a badass.

Dec 13, 2004

Zeedust says:

"And until you tell me how to tell which of you is which, you'll get more of the same!"

Jul 17, 2004

Anonymous says:

Head 2 head ya bastards!

Jan 14, 2004

Anonymous says:

Dont pull a stunt like that again, you blundering idiots!

Aug 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

An excerpt from Lord Alfred Tennyson Book"The Greatest Punishment"-In the days of old, before we as homo-sapiens could develop a sense of civilitiy, my mother would lecture me on proper nobility........

Aug 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

Sixshot: Hey, Greatshot!! Betcha can't do this!!

Aug 5, 2003

Anonymous says:

The Three Stooges-Headmasters Style!
Sixshot: Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Jul 24, 2003

DKusanagi says:

SixShot: Ahhhhh...nothing like laying the smackdown on these two candy-asses

Jul 23, 2003

Zeedust says:

"NEVER mention Devil Gigatron around me again! EVER!"

Jul 18, 2003

Nightshadow says:

OUCH!!!! That's gotta hurt!

Jun 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

I reall, really really hate clone - how that's spidermans line.

May 17, 2003

Bruticus says:

Sixshot: Stupid . . . gimmicky . . . 1987 toys! BWAAAAAAA!"

Apr 21, 2003

ionacus says:

six shot:thats what you get for playing backstreet boys on my radio!!!! clones:urg!

Apr 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ah... just finished baking this~ NO!!! My boysenberry pie a la mode~!

Mar 27, 2003

Broadside says:

WHAT ARMADA'S ON LEMME SEE, LEMME SEE

Mar 12, 2003

Bruticus Buckeye says:

These two Decepticons will find out why he is REALLY called Six Shot.

Feb 20, 2003

tfpredaking says:

I'm big enough for the both of ya, now get down there and start shinning my "nuts"!!

Feb 19, 2003

Unknown says:

Sixshot: Smashy smashy!

Jan 28, 2003

Manchester Devil says:

Sixshot: Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey Moe! Hey Moe! Woooooppppppp

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

There can only be one(eat your heart out highlander)!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

*Drowning Pool plays in background* "Let the bodies hit the floor..."

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Unknown to all, Sixshot had another transformation: A 1986 AMC Van.

Dec 1, 2002

RandomFerret says:

"..There. They're both dead. ...Eeew, dead bodies!!"

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Lick yer spit off my feet NOW, punks!

Nov 27, 2002

RodimusPrime says:

Woah two deceptacons at one time.

Nov 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

[sung] Shoo flies, don't bother me...

Nov 2, 2002

Shade says:

Duo MAxwell controlling Sixshot. I'm the god of death once more! Yee HA!!!

Oct 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

TAKE THAT YOU DAM DIRTY ROBOTS.

Oct 29, 2002

Battle Angel says:

Magnetic personality there?

Oct 28, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Now kiss and make up!

Oct 27, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Now let's put our heads together...oops!

Oct 27, 2002

Firestorm says:

OK- time for a meeting of the minds!

Oct 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot: And if I catch you with my girlfriend again...

Oct 10, 2002

mouse says:

Outtake number 56...Sixshot battles the extras instead of the stuntmen...

Sep 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Yo dudes, check out my new Iversons!

Sep 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot:"Five dollah sucky-sucky,huh??Well, then, get to the sucky-sucky, already!!"
Pounce:"Dude, this blows!"
Wingspan:"You said a mouthful!!"

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot:"Yes, yes, bow before Sixshot!" Clones:"Wait, we thought you were Greatshot." Sixshot:"Damnit!"

Sep 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!! Stop hitting yourself!!!

Sep 12, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot:oh great! My brother Greatshot coming over And you mess up the bathroom!

Sep 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hasta la vista baby!

Aug 31, 2002

Sideswipe says:

arrrgghhhh Hulk Smash!!!!!!!!!!

Aug 27, 2002

Zero says:

(amuro ray within six-shot): ha! my gundam can kill you 2 in one shot!!!

Aug 26, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Ugh...Who mixes green and purple, anyway?

Aug 26, 2002

Chachi says:

Clones: *HURRRL!*

Sixshot: "Why, you drunken b*st*rds! I just had my feet shined!"

Aug 19, 2002

Sledge says:

"Hey! Who stole my underwear?"

Aug 15, 2002

Blast Cannon says:

Sixshot: I said mush!

Aug 13, 2002

Anonymous says:

SS: EEEWWWWWW, Decepticon Lice!!!

Aug 9, 2002

Anonymous says:

SS: I am a great majician! Your clothes are purple!

Aug 9, 2002

Unknown says:

Sixshot:i said sugar wih my coffee not cream!!!!!!!!!1

Aug 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

I need head? Howabout I give you two ninies some HEAD!!!! (Slams heads toghether)

Aug 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot reacts to the clones joke about him needing head by slamming their heads toghether.

Aug 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Wingspan: "What new shoes? I See no new shoes..." Pounce: "Yeah, youre not even wearing shoes! OUCH!!!" Sixshot: "Heheheh... Suckers..."

Aug 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

How many times do I have to tell you two clowns, no Electron sauce! Extra Matrix oil!

Aug 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

Now, I want a good clean fight ... no rough stuff see?

Aug 2, 2002

Anonymous says:

SIXSHOT:-in Ermil Accent- And see we jsut add these spices and kick it up a notch BAM!!!

Aug 1, 2002

BOSSC351 says:

Attack of the Clones my ass.

Aug 1, 2002

iron hide says:

clones: WHAT WAS THAT FOR CHOO CHOO CHUMP

Aug 1, 2002

Tiesemans says:

Damn doobies and Twinkies blocking my way,,better get me a smoke and quick,,,

Aug 1, 2002

Arioch says:

Kneel before Zod!!!

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

I will kick you while you are down, stay still plz and keep your arms above your head so i can get you right in the ribs. thanks

Aug 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Ahahahah! Now I can reveal my true identity as an autobot! Arcee here I come!

Aug 1, 2002

FlyingWok says:

HULK SMASH! .. oops wrong cartoon.

Aug 1, 2002

Protoform X says:

6sht:Boy, were just gvng thm the gay jk

Jul 31, 2002

Protoform X says:

Scene from Resident Evil:TF Edition

Jul 31, 2002

Protoform X says:

What? Generation 3? You idiots!!!;)

Jul 31, 2002

Eman says:

Apparently, two heads are NOT better than one!

Jul 31, 2002

Anonymous says:

Pounce! Wingspan! Combined. (They die)

Jul 31, 2002

FortMax says:

Sixshot: Wingspan..pounce there is a huge spider on you...WAP!...oh hell!

Jul 31, 2002

Cyberman says:

I AM THE WWE CHAMPION YOU HEAR ME!

Jul 31, 2002

vash says:

what is it about my feet that you find so amusing.

Jul 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

I tell you, Beast Wars is better than Beast Machines

Jul 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

ECW! ECW! ECW!

Jul 30, 2002

Warpath says:

Let me show you the new way to give eachother head.

Jul 30, 2002

RhA says:

And so Sixshot failed once more in his quest to create a six-changing buddy.

Jul 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Look,If you put your heads together you can make an ass of yourself!

Jul 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

And the coconut-like sound of their heads colliding secretly delighted Six-Shot...

Jul 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

This is what the guys at Seibertron.com do to idjits who go for the cheap sex joke.

Jul 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

Stupid clones,Trix are for rabbits!

Jul 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Woah guys! I knew my homemade apple snaps were tasty, but jesus!"

Jul 29, 2002

Anonymous says:

6sht: hey that big guy that hangs out with those 2 little guys wanna talk to you

Jul 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

Now thats so much more fun than killing Autobots these dont fight back

Jul 28, 2002

Joe says:

ahh smashing the clones makes my day just fine hahahahhah

Jul 28, 2002

Cyberman says:

Now fetch me some coffe! Now!

Jul 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

SixShot: Stop cloning around you guys!

Jul 27, 2002

Inhale says:

call that head? heres head for ya!

Jul 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

How many times must I teach you this lesson, Clones?!!

Jul 27, 2002

Cyberman says:

I SAID I WANTED A BEER! NOT A SODA!

Jul 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

You clones combine, right? CLANG! Um, I guess not...

Jul 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot: How many times do i have to tell you two? They are my Gi Joes!

Jul 27, 2002

Anonymous says:

Pounce and Wingspan--you two may have different bodies...but you share the same mind!

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Why do you think they call me SIXSHOT!?!

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Keep at it men! I am almost there!

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

dont use your teeth while sucking please

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

SIXSHOT:Let me show you two my "Three stooges" act....(he bonks their heads). NYUK,nyuk,nyuk!

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

I want a sealed jetfire !

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Crap!I broke your heads and I broke a nail,YOU BASTRDS!

Jul 26, 2002

Black Arachnis says:

WHAT!?you said to arcee that I`m gay?take that!*smashes their heads together*stupid clones!

Jul 26, 2002

Dj Flash says:

How many times have i told you! NO more wild parties while im away

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

Sixshot:... and by the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband, and uh... husband. (under his breath)these gay weddings are just freaky...

Jul 26, 2002

davewelttf says:

Sixshot:Now, stay out of my car mode!

Jul 26, 2002

Anonymous says:

alright lets see you combine now

Jul 26, 2002

Shermtron says:

SS: Two heads are better when there smashed together!!!!

Jul 26, 2002

Protoform X says:

6sht:I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD SCREENSHOT FOR A CAPTION!

Jul 25, 2002

Royal says:

Metrostars tickets??? I wanted Mets tickets!!! *crack*

Jul 25, 2002

Royal says:

WHAT? You like Megatron better!!!??? GRRRRRR

Jul 25, 2002

Royal says:

How nice...you gave a G1 Optimus Prime figure for my birthday... IDIOTS!!! *crack*

Jul 25, 2002

Royal says:

Allow me to demonstrate what happens to people who FAIL me.

Jul 25, 2002

Royal says:

ARRGHHH I SAID NO ANCHOVIES!!!

Jul 25, 2002

Optimus Primevil says:

6shot:Hulkamania is not dead! Let me show it to you.

Jul 25, 2002

Cyberman says:

HEADBUTTING TIME!!

Jul 25, 2002

vash says:

Bend down a take it like the wusses you are!yeah!Suck it!

Jul 25, 2002

Slappyfrog says:

Tell me guys, does it hurt when I do this?

Jul 25, 2002

Protoform X says:

Sixshot: Steven Seagal sends his regards...

Jul 25, 2002

Protoform X says:

You did WHAT with my Playboy Collection?!?

Jul 25, 2002

Protoform X says:

Today on Jerry Springer:The decepticon Clone that slept with your wife!

Jul 25, 2002

Protoform X says:

I said a #3 extra vlu meal W/O Pickel! W/O!

Jul 25, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

6shot: Hey guys knock yourselves out! (Under his breath) Literally...

Jul 25, 2002

Protoform X says:

(This is the last time I sponsor a special olympian...)

Jul 25, 2002

Protoform X says:

I compel you, with the power of the lord Jesus Christ...

Jul 25, 2002

Protoform X says:

Experiment #5671 Do clones have the ability to feel pain...?

Jul 25, 2002

Racer X says:

Wow, 2 for the price of 1!

Jul 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

IMBECILES! This caption sucks!

Jul 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

You die now!!!

Jul 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Double the Headd, double the plesure....AHHH!

Jul 25, 2002

Anonymous says:

Bow to your master!

Jul 25, 2002

Cyberman says:

TAKE THIS!

Jul 25, 2002
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