Swerve says:
Spike: I've totally lost all respect for Megatron. The dude's a gun, he has a huge fusion cannon, and a ton of followers equally as dangerous. He can even just step on me if he wanted but what does he do? Researches my allergies, finds out that
darth_paul says:
I've got big balls! She's got big balls! But, Spike's got the biggest balls of them all!
Tiedye says:
SPIKE- Oh MAN! I saw this on Jurassis park 3!! When these things hatch,it's not going to be good for me!
Pokejedservo says:
Spike: Okay I don't either want to be baby food or be given flying lessons by getting knocked out of the nest. Hmmm... I wonder if they'll find me if I hide INSIDE the nest... Hmmmm...
MercilessOne says:
Megatron: Who the hell is Galvatron?
Soundwave: Ummm... oh ****! He's trying to break the shell!
Spike (with a big rock): FOOOODDD!!!!
MercilessOne says:
Starscream: Do you think he notices us?
Megatron: Of course you retard! But he doesn't know it's us.
Soundwave: These egg suits smell Lord Galvatron!
Megatron: SILENCE!
Spike: I gotta stop drinking taking Bumblebee to those bars...
Anonymous Iggy says:
Spike: Guys, help! I've been kidnapped!
Optimus Prime: Spike, where are you?
Spike: I dunno. It looks like a manga.
okamichan says:
Now we'll know the answer to the most important question ever!
Which came first the Dinobot or the egg.
cybertron_megatron says:
Hmmm.... I didn't know Transformers could lay eggs. Weird, but still... Those are some big ass eggs!
snavej says:
Spike: You guys think you can take on the Autobots and the Decepticons?
Eggs: Yup!
Spike: I'll see you later. I'm going to the store to get me a huge frying pan.
Eggs: Sure little dude.
Spike leaves.
Eggs: What did he mean by tha
Zeedust says:
"You may see only giant eggs, but I see the origins of the Omelette of the Gods!"
Archanubis says:
I knew I shouldn't have let the Dinobots be in charge of bringing the beach balls.
snavej says:
Spike: Don't worry, guys - I've got this one hypnotised so it won't be any trouble...(falls asleep).
Hot Rod: I'm going to take out those menacing eggs. Daniel will be 'caught in the crossfire'. We'll say he's
snavej says:
Spike: Oh good grief, what now? I'm just a kid! I don't need this sh*t.
Director: Stop using that word. Remember the Movie incident?!
Acelister says:
Spike: "Soon, my pretties... Soon you shall hatch and we will rule the world!"
Stormshadow says:
Spike: (in an autrailian accent) Now see here, these are the eggs of the ledgendary dinobots, you can see by the marks here that they are about ready to hatch.
Grimlock: What Spike doing?
Spike:-_- ...
snavej says:
When Spike hung around with the Autobots, they treated him extra special, including at Easter.
Road Turtle says:
Spike, "Hum, this one reads, 'Deathsaurus'...I wonder what that's about."
OmegaPrime1649 says:
And I thought they canceled Seseme Street! Looks like Big Bird came out of retirement and settled with a lady. Ok, since Jetfire is here with me and they might hatch. If they do, I'll say Jetfire is not teaching them to fly.
snavej says:
Spike: Hey, eggs, your mama has left you. I need to find another titanic bird who can look after you 24/7 and keep you warm. Either that or I'll put you under a 75,000 watt light bulb.
Bart Simpson: Oi, that's my idea! Sort of. On a small
ninjabot says:
Spike: If I could get Optimus to get with George Forman and make a Grillbot, we could do it big for breakfast!!!!!
Archanubis says:
Big eggs - maybe I should be on the lookout for a big vulture and a certain sailor from Baghdad.
Archanubis says:
Spike: "Why am *I* the one who's chosen to make breakfast before the show?"
Optimus: "Well, you are the best cook around."
Megatron: "Yeah, have you tasted Soundwave's cooking lately?"
Soundwave: "Hey!"
Unknown says:
Spike: OH, so the nozzle on the end of the shrink ray points away from the body!
1337W422102 says:
Needless to say, Terrorsaur and Scorponok weren't the ONLY characters to die in the first season of Beast Wars.
Vampire Hunter says:
Spike: Man, I never knew that
Spike: Man I never knew that LaserBeak was a girl!
Megatron: (Offscreen) WHAT THE F*CK!!!
O. Prime says:
Spike: "Is this....I think it is! I've finally made it to Willy Wonka's entire room of edible stuff. Like that ugly chick, you know, that wants everything! This is cool. I bet the green is Berry Flavoring!"
Willy Wonka: "
SilentBlaster says:
Spike: Optimus I wanted GREEN eggs and ham!
Optimus: No butts Spike, your eating ALL of it.
Spike: Awman.
Roadshadow says:
Spike: Jesus! These eggs are gonna get me first prize in the "Giant Food" contest! Now all I need is Slag and a giant pan...
snavej says:
Egg: When we unite with our leader, Baconmaster, we make a mighty combination.
Spike: Pah, Fortress Maximus will eat you for breakfast!
snavej says:
Spike: If you're the Egg Men, where's the Walrus?
Egg: In the Arctic Ocean somewhere. That's his natural habitat.
Spike: But the Beatles said...
Egg: The Beatles? They don't know jack [censored].
Dr. Caelus says:
Though the debate over Transformer reproduction goes on, no one has ever suspected the truth.
Quietus says:
I wonder who would win this match: Godzilla or Grimlock (curse you poor spelling!!)
Unknown says:
Grimlock: Me no have kids!!!!!
Arcee: Well like it or not their yours!!!!!
Hot Rod:NO ARCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dabattousai says:
After TransFormers started Season 3 replacing the old Spike with an adult Spike, the old Spike decides to try out for 1988s production of Denver the Last Dinosaur. He didn't make it in the show, but he is found in deleted scenes such as this.
Unknown says:
Earlier that day...
Spike: Prime what do want for your birthday breakfast?
Optimus Prime: Omelettes!
Present...
Spike: Sheesh, I should have just offered to make pancakes.
shadow minicon says:
Spike: Wow, Grimlock is going to be a father. And at such a young age!
Grimlock*off screen* Thank's me feel proud.
MechaRaptor says:
Spike's first Cybertronian Easter didn't turn out as he planned it.
Spike:Uh,guys they are moving......Guys???
Damolisher says:
Spike: "Heh, and they said I couldn't find my own breakfast. Now to get these down the hill..."
Damolisher says:
Spike: "Hm, they wanna cast that Even Stevens kid as me, I'm running away to be raised by birds! That'll show 'em!"
Mad_Mexicoy says:
uhh......................this isn't a very good transformation if you ask me
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
"Whoa, and hear I thought Kup was full of crap when he told me about Easter Bunny Tron."