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Spike with some giant eggs in a nest

Spike with some giant eggs in a nest
101 comments
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101 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

“I found the Easter eggs !”

Aug 27, 2022

trailbreaker says:

Spike + acid trip = confusion .

Dec 26, 2021

DedicatedGhostArt says:

Mmm chicks are gonna love deez.

Feb 28, 2016

gema says:

Don't think these are Devastator's balls. For starters....there's 3

Jan 10, 2012

trailbreaker says:

"Wow, this is gonna make one hell of a breakfast!"

May 24, 2009

ChevyTron says:

Yoshi?

Jul 30, 2007

Swerve says:

Spike: I've totally lost all respect for Megatron. The dude's a gun, he has a huge fusion cannon, and a ton of followers equally as dangerous. He can even just step on me if he wanted but what does he do? Researches my allergies, finds out that

May 30, 2007

hot rod 907 says:

wait, if I'm high, were's the yellow submarine?


oh there it is.

Jan 22, 2007

Kevinus Prime says:

Spike:So this is where babies come from?!?!?!

Dec 22, 2006

OmegaX80 says:

So this is what it's like to be on weed...

Nov 30, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Spike: Oooh, yets see whats for breakfast here.

Oct 30, 2006

darth_paul says:

I've got big balls! She's got big balls! But, Spike's got the biggest balls of them all!

Sep 14, 2006

Octocon says:

the true orgins of the dinobots

starring spike wood wicky as himself

Sep 6, 2006

Hope says:

WOW!!! look at those big paire of poka dotted BALLS!!!

Jun 22, 2006

Tiedye says:

SPIKE- Oh MAN! I saw this on Jurassis park 3!! When these things hatch,it's not going to be good for me!

May 23, 2006

Pokejedservo says:

Spike: Okay I don't either want to be baby food or be given flying lessons by getting knocked out of the nest. Hmmm... I wonder if they'll find me if I hide INSIDE the nest... Hmmmm...

May 20, 2006

Jetblast says:

"I should've taken the blue pill!"

May 4, 2006

Ratbat says:

I'm not hungry enough to eat what's in these eggs!

Apr 30, 2006

Shadow of Lio Convoy says:

Spike: Oh my God a birdy!! Megatron: Hello Big Bird!!

Apr 30, 2006

Magstar says:

Things went well for Spike in the nest until the mother bird came back.

Apr 30, 2006

MercilessOne says:

Megatron: Who the hell is Galvatron?

Soundwave: Ummm... oh ****! He's trying to break the shell!

Spike (with a big rock): FOOOODDD!!!!

Apr 29, 2006

MercilessOne says:

Starscream: Do you think he notices us?

Megatron: Of course you retard! But he doesn't know it's us.

Soundwave: These egg suits smell Lord Galvatron!

Megatron: SILENCE!

Spike: I gotta stop drinking taking Bumblebee to those bars...

Apr 29, 2006

Anonymous Iggy says:

Spike: Guys, help! I've been kidnapped!

Optimus Prime: Spike, where are you?

Spike: I dunno. It looks like a manga.

Apr 29, 2006

okamichan says:

Now we'll know the answer to the most important question ever!

Which came first the Dinobot or the egg.

Apr 29, 2006

gotthejedigroove says:

So THATS where minicons come from.

Apr 29, 2006

gotthejedigroove says:

Optimus WAS looking a little bloated lately.

Apr 29, 2006

Brakethrough says:

Spike Witwicky is: The Crocobot Hunter!

Apr 29, 2006

Ultra Primal says:

Spike: so this is where transformers come from!

Apr 29, 2006

Steeleye says:

I'd hate to see the size of the Facehugger.

Apr 29, 2006

ghostofstarscream says:

Pamela....are you under there?

Apr 29, 2006

trailbreaker says:

Dinobot Swoop finally popped them out!

Apr 28, 2006

trailbreaker says:

"Wow, I had no idea that Arcee that THREE breasts!!!!"

Apr 28, 2006

cybertron_megatron says:

Hmmm.... I didn't know Transformers could lay eggs. Weird, but still... Those are some big ass eggs!

Apr 28, 2006

snavej says:

Spike: You guys think you can take on the Autobots and the Decepticons?

Eggs: Yup!

Spike: I'll see you later. I'm going to the store to get me a huge frying pan.

Eggs: Sure little dude.

Spike leaves.

Eggs: What did he mean by tha

Apr 28, 2006

PG13 says:

TF:MOVIE 2007 SPOILER
New Secret Orgin story for the Dinobots!

Apr 28, 2006

Rampage says:

I have huge eggs!

Apr 28, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

Spike narrowly escapes death from Metroplex's boogers.

Apr 27, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hello, Miss Lohan!"

Apr 27, 2006

Kevinus Prime says:

"Gloop! Gleep! How are the rest of the Herculoids?"

Apr 27, 2006

Zeedust says:

"You may see only giant eggs, but I see the origins of the Omelette of the Gods!"

Apr 27, 2006

Optimusizzy says:

I guess I'm on time for breakfast

Apr 27, 2006

Archanubis says:

I knew I shouldn't have let the Dinobots be in charge of bringing the beach balls.

Apr 27, 2006

snavej says:

Spike: Don't worry, guys - I've got this one hypnotised so it won't be any trouble...(falls asleep).

Hot Rod: I'm going to take out those menacing eggs. Daniel will be 'caught in the crossfire'. We'll say he's

Apr 27, 2006

snavej says:

Spike: Oh good grief, what now? I'm just a kid! I don't need this sh*t.

Director: Stop using that word. Remember the Movie incident?!

Apr 27, 2006

snavej says:

Spike discovers the secret Transformer Toilet of Talus 2.

Apr 27, 2006

edgegordon says:

Umm guys you in there..... Blast another one of Wheel Jacks screwups

Apr 26, 2006

1337W422102 says:

CARLY: I told you Spike had major eggs!

Apr 26, 2006

Transfaner says:

Spike: Ouch, and I used to feel bad for chickens...

Apr 26, 2006

Acelister says:

Spike: "Soon, my pretties... Soon you shall hatch and we will rule the world!"

Apr 26, 2006

Kit says:

"....joe who?"

Apr 26, 2006

Stormshadow says:

Spike: (in an autrailian accent) Now see here, these are the eggs of the ledgendary dinobots, you can see by the marks here that they are about ready to hatch.

Grimlock: What Spike doing?

Spike:-_- ...

Apr 26, 2006

xloganx says:

So, you come here often? Hold me.

Apr 26, 2006

xloganx says:

Man, Fear Factor HAS gone extreme!

Apr 26, 2006

xloganx says:

Alright, a three way!!

Apr 26, 2006

snavej says:

The eggs never hatched - none of the embryos wanted to imprint on Spike.

Apr 26, 2006

snavej says:

When Spike hung around with the Autobots, they treated him extra special, including at Easter.

Apr 26, 2006

Unknown says:

These are the worst Pretender shells yet...this franchise is doomed....

Apr 26, 2006

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "Hum, this one reads, 'Deathsaurus'...I wonder what that's about."

Apr 26, 2006

Road Turtle says:

Spike, "Hummm....I suddenly feel very...anime..."

Apr 26, 2006

OmegaPrime1649 says:

And I thought they canceled Seseme Street! Looks like Big Bird came out of retirement and settled with a lady. Ok, since Jetfire is here with me and they might hatch. If they do, I'll say Jetfire is not teaching them to fly.

Apr 25, 2006

snavej says:

Spike: Hey, eggs, your mama has left you. I need to find another titanic bird who can look after you 24/7 and keep you warm. Either that or I'll put you under a 75,000 watt light bulb.

Bart Simpson: Oi, that's my idea! Sort of. On a small

Apr 25, 2006

ninjabot says:

Spike: If I could get Optimus to get with George Forman and make a Grillbot, we could do it big for breakfast!!!!!

Apr 25, 2006

hellveticon_06 says:

deleted scene from the creation of the dinobots

Apr 25, 2006

Death Gunner says:

Easter has come early!

Apr 25, 2006

Archanubis says:

Big eggs - maybe I should be on the lookout for a big vulture and a certain sailor from Baghdad.

Apr 25, 2006

Archanubis says:

Spike: "Why am *I* the one who's chosen to make breakfast before the show?"
Optimus: "Well, you are the best cook around."
Megatron: "Yeah, have you tasted Soundwave's cooking lately?"
Soundwave: "Hey!"

Apr 25, 2006

Archanubis says:

Who's up for omlettes?

Apr 25, 2006

Unknown says:

Spike: OH, so the nozzle on the end of the shrink ray points away from the body!

Apr 24, 2006

1337W422102 says:

Needless to say, Terrorsaur and Scorponok weren't the ONLY characters to die in the first season of Beast Wars.

Apr 24, 2006

Vampire Hunter says:

Spike: Man, I never knew that




Spike: Man I never knew that LaserBeak was a girl!

Megatron: (Offscreen) WHAT THE F*CK!!!

Apr 24, 2006

O. Prime says:

Spike: "Is this....I think it is! I've finally made it to Willy Wonka's entire room of edible stuff. Like that ugly chick, you know, that wants everything! This is cool. I bet the green is Berry Flavoring!"

Willy Wonka: &quot

Apr 24, 2006

SilentBlaster says:

Spike: Optimus I wanted GREEN eggs and ham!
Optimus: No butts Spike, your eating ALL of it.
Spike: Awman.

Apr 24, 2006

Death-Ray Charles says:

Damn....the hell did I do last night?

Apr 24, 2006

Roadshadow says:

Spike: Jesus! These eggs are gonna get me first prize in the "Giant Food" contest! Now all I need is Slag and a giant pan...

Apr 24, 2006

big finale says:

this will make a nice scrabbled egg sandwitch

Apr 24, 2006

snavej says:

Egg: When we unite with our leader, Baconmaster, we make a mighty combination.

Spike: Pah, Fortress Maximus will eat you for breakfast!

Apr 24, 2006

snavej says:

Spike: If you're the Egg Men, where's the Walrus?

Egg: In the Arctic Ocean somewhere. That's his natural habitat.

Spike: But the Beatles said...

Egg: The Beatles? They don't know jack [censored].

Apr 24, 2006

snavej says:

Spike: Could this be where Micromasters and Minicons come from?

Apr 24, 2006

Thanatos Prime says:

Hmm... I wonder if these belong to anyone?

Apr 24, 2006

Michael9R says:

Isn't frying like frying

Apr 24, 2006

Dr. Caelus says:

Though the debate over Transformer reproduction goes on, no one has ever suspected the truth.

Apr 24, 2006

Quietus says:

I wonder who would win this match: Godzilla or Grimlock (curse you poor spelling!!)

Apr 24, 2006

Quietus says:

I wonder who would win this match: Godzilla or Grmlick??

Apr 24, 2006

Onyx Prime says:

But mommie said I came from her egg. Bumblebee, how does that work?

Apr 24, 2006

Unknown says:

Grimlock: Me no have kids!!!!!

Arcee: Well like it or not their yours!!!!!

Hot Rod:NO ARCEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 24, 2006

dabattousai says:

After TransFormers started Season 3 replacing the old Spike with an adult Spike, the old Spike decides to try out for 1988s production of Denver the Last Dinosaur. He didn't make it in the show, but he is found in deleted scenes such as this.

Apr 24, 2006

Seibertron says:

My movie career must be about ready to hatch!

Apr 24, 2006

Cybertron Optimus says:

Oh, those some big eggs.

Apr 24, 2006

Unknown says:

Earlier that day...
Spike: Prime what do want for your birthday breakfast?
Optimus Prime: Omelettes!

Present...
Spike: Sheesh, I should have just offered to make pancakes.

Apr 24, 2006

shadow minicon says:

This captain contest has realy gone to the birds.

Apr 24, 2006

shadow minicon says:

Spike: Wow, Grimlock is going to be a father. And at such a young age!

Grimlock*off screen* Thank's me feel proud.

Apr 24, 2006

MechaRaptor says:

Spike:So this is the place where Dinbobots REALLY come from!

Apr 24, 2006

MechaRaptor says:

Spike's first Cybertronian Easter didn't turn out as he planned it.

Spike:Uh,guys they are moving......Guys???

Apr 24, 2006

Damolisher says:

Spike: "Heh, and they said I couldn't find my own breakfast. Now to get these down the hill..."

Apr 24, 2006

Damolisher says:

Spike: "Hm, they wanna cast that Even Stevens kid as me, I'm running away to be raised by birds! That'll show 'em!"

Apr 24, 2006

Mad_Mexicoy says:

uhh......................this isn't a very good transformation if you ask me

Apr 24, 2006

Frobman says:

Carly did say she wanted a kid, but this is ridiculous!!!

Apr 24, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Whoa, and hear I thought Kup was full of crap when he told me about Easter Bunny Tron."

Apr 24, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Crap. Rock Lords."

Apr 24, 2006

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"ugh Waiter! I'll just have a mixed green salad!"

Apr 24, 2006

Ratbat says:

Wow! Look at the SIZE of these eggs!

Apr 24, 2006

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