The Ultimate Caption Contest
Submarauder with his hand on his head
77 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
Optimum Supreme says:
Excedrin Headache #402, when you start growing barnacles on your Pretender shell
Heckfire says:
Uh, yeah, about that movie...well, y'see, work kinda dried up after "Masterforce" and, well, I was already IN Japan and my agent said, "Hey, you ever hear of a thing called "hentai" before..? I swear, she's over 18, tho'!
ShadowGinrai says:
Wait, your don't what to make out with me? Um... is it the fins or the gills?
Swerve says:
Sniff, yeah, sniff and then... and then... Waverider hit me in the back of the head and said I was... I was a... WAS A CACA-DOODOO FACE!
Dclone Soundwave says:
Now what am I forgetting???? ...........Aww crap, I forgot to turn off the Plasma Energy Chamber.........
hot rod 907 says:
I'm telling you officer, I thought he was a teenage girl!
oh wait, thats worse!
DeltaSilver88 says:
Submarauder: "Um.. Skullgrin?"
Skullgrin: "...Yeah?"
Submarauder: "You're not gonna like this... but I kinda forgot to disarm the bomb inside the headquarters and..."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Skullgrin: "...I can s
Pokejedservo says:
Must... resist... bad... "Don't Hate me because I'm beautiful" joke...
Road Turtle says:
Submarauder, "Chicken of the Sea? How can it be tuna if it's chicken? I don't get it..."
Thanatos Prime says:
Red to blue...ah damn! These lego instructions don't make any sense.
Death-Ray Charles says:
Submarauder's expression when his wife told him that the in-laws are coming over for the weekend
ZodiacBot1 says:
The frustration of talking about the birds and the bees...with robots.
ZodiacBot1 says:
Sorry, we don't have any mayonaise...
Fish and Chips? Er...what's with the pan?
Jackwipe says:
I couldn't be a cool shark, or, or like a submarine with missles or anything like that? Holy crapticon, I'll be dead in two episodes.
Jackwipe says:
New Pretender shell they tell me. Cutting edge 'robot in disguise' technology they said. Look at this thing. Hmm, I wonder if the Autobots are hiring.
BiggietronPrime says:
Submarauder to Bugly: "Um. I think its time for us to start seeing other people."
BiggietronPrime says:
"So THAT'S what that thing down there is for. I thought it was just an eel trying to hitch a ride!"
Thanos says:
You want to hear something funny? I play Submarauder in the Seibertron RPG... and he actually kicks ass!
Autobot bubbs says:
Blast it.... now I can't even get this stupid rubber mask off... stupid meddling kids and their dog!
Zeedust says:
Erm, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that look works a lot better on Depth Charge...
snavej says:
Why do they mock me so? I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A FEMBOT'S DOODAH!!! Nautilator does, though. Ahahahaha!
Oh, hello Piranacon. Nice day, isn't it? AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
dabattousai says:
WHAT!? This is my face in robot mode? I demand a lawsue against Takara for it's ridiculous designs.
Kevinus Prime says:
"OK, this was the lowest point of my life, getting my butt kicked by Aquaman..."
Kevinus Prime says:
"My girlfiend dumps me, I wreck my car, and worse of all...I have ICK!"
Acelister says:
Submarauder: "It's HOW MUCH for the patch and peg-leg?! Suppose I could just not buy the parrot... But then what's the point in being a pirate..."
Skullgrin: "Y'know yer not really a..."
Bomb-Burst: "Hey... Let
Autobobby1 says:
Submarauder looks in a mirror.
Submarauder: Man, is THAT what I look like?!
NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:
No matter how good of a dancer he was Submaurder just could not get a date for the school dance.
First-Aid says:
Submarauder: Remember to photograph my good side! I'm dead sexy!
Reflector: Yeah...ok...sure...
Reflector starts shooting pictures while intentinally leaving his lens cap on.
Submarauder: Hey! your lens cap is still on!
Reflector: Yeah, I don&#
First-Aid says:
Orignally Head and Shoulders planned on casting Submarauder for their commercials but, much to his disappointment, they went with Jimmy Johnson instead leaving the Decepticon wondering where he went wrong in his audition.
First-Aid says:
A former human, Submarauder was one of the most obvious failed cases of Rogaine...
Unknown says:
why oh why did arcee dump me?!
Rodimus you slaggin dream stealer!
*cries profusly then goes on to listen to MCR.
Unknown says:
Submaurader: "Buuurrrppp!!!" Oh, what a night! That is the last time I try to outdrink Skullgrin!
Skullgrin: ....ZZZZ.....ZZZZZ....
Unknown says:
Narrator: Got bad Body Odor and a face that terrifies young children? Well, try the new FishBeGone. It's fast acting and will solve all of your problems.
(Sprays on Submarauder who turns into Spike Witwicky)
Submarauder/Spike: Wow! Thanks
teejimusprime says:
decepticon offscreen: i guess thats a face only a mother could love
submarauder:i don't have a mother...
Damolisher says:
"For the love of Primus, Wheeljack, ya wanted proof there's no such thing as a MicroHeadTargetmaster with a Pretender shell? Here's your slaggin' proof!"
