Submarauder with his hand on his head

CommanderShadowmus says:

Wasn't my name Gilmer?

Optimum Supreme says:

Excedrin Headache #402, when you start growing barnacles on your Pretender shell

Heckfire says:

Uh, yeah, about that movie...well, y'see, work kinda dried up after "Masterforce" and, well, I was already IN Japan and my agent said, "Hey, you ever hear of a thing called "hentai" before..? I swear, she's over 18, tho'!

ShadowGinrai says:

Wait, your don't what to make out with me? Um... is it the fins or the gills?

Rept138 says:

Mohawks are in, baby.

ChevyTron says:

Ah great! Some idiot went and lubricated on my head!

Swerve says:

Sniff, yeah, sniff and then... and then... Waverider hit me in the back of the head and said I was... I was a... WAS A CACA-DOODOO FACE!

Dclone Soundwave says:

Now what am I forgetting???? ...........Aww crap, I forgot to turn off the Plasma Energy Chamber.........

hot rod 907 says:

I'm telling you officer, I thought he was a teenage girl!

oh wait, thats worse!

darth_paul says:

Dude, where’s my car?

DeltaSilver88 says:

Submarauder: "Um.. Skullgrin?"
Skullgrin: "...Yeah?"
Submarauder: "You're not gonna like this... but I kinda forgot to disarm the bomb inside the headquarters and..."
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Skullgrin: "...I can s

Rebirth Megatron says:

Sweet Primus...I forgot to turn the oven off...oh crap.

Pokejedservo says:

Must... resist... bad... "Don't Hate me because I'm beautiful" joke...

Unknown says:

I gots me a bad case o' head lice.

Road Turtle says:

Submarauder, "Chicken of the Sea? How can it be tuna if it's chicken? I don't get it..."

Colinus Maximus says:

"Um...Actually, I'm allergic to seafood."

Thanatos Prime says:

Geez that Grimlock can hit. How long have I been out?

Thanatos Prime says:

Red to blue...ah damn! These lego instructions don't make any sense.

Death-Ray Charles says:

Submarauder's expression when his wife told him that the in-laws are coming over for the weekend

shortround says:

hey starsream help me out here my gun is stuck again.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Oh damn is that blood in my urine...."

Death-Ray Charles says:

AAAwww.....Crap

ZodiacBot1 says:

The frustration of talking about the birds and the bees...with robots.

ZodiacBot1 says:

Sorry, we don't have any mayonaise...
Fish and Chips? Er...what's with the pan?

Jackwipe says:

I couldn't be a cool shark, or, or like a submarine with missles or anything like that? Holy crapticon, I'll be dead in two episodes.

Jackwipe says:

New Pretender shell they tell me. Cutting edge 'robot in disguise' technology they said. Look at this thing. Hmm, I wonder if the Autobots are hiring.

Rampage says:

submarauder: I spit when I talk, and I fart when I spit.

BiggietronPrime says:

"Oh man! I cant believe I actually smell that aweful!"

BiggietronPrime says:

Submarauder to Bugly: "Um. I think its time for us to start seeing other people."

BiggietronPrime says:

"So THAT'S what that thing down there is for. I thought it was just an eel trying to hitch a ride!"

nothingface_prime says:

Ugh... man....my head! I drank like a fish last night.

shadow minicon says:

Did i do that? my bad.

DeceptiGojira says:

*Submarauder looking to a mirror*
hello, sexeey!!

Thanos says:

You want to hear something funny? I play Submarauder in the Seibertron RPG... and he actually kicks ass!

Road Turtle says:

Submarauder, "God,what smells like fISH?!"

Autobot bubbs says:

Blast it.... now I can't even get this stupid rubber mask off... stupid meddling kids and their dog!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Wow ok is that her breasts, or the....lower area?

Roboto750 says:

Darn kid threw his gum in my hair again!

transformerguru says:

I just don't understand Picasso

Zeedust says:

Erm, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but that look works a lot better on Depth Charge...

Zeedust says:

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads!

(Hey, SOMEONE had to...)

Unknown says:

If you all only knew how bad it reeks in this thing...

Brakethrough says:

Welcome to SubmarauderWay, can I take your order?

snavej says:

Why do they mock me so? I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A FEMBOT'S DOODAH!!! Nautilator does, though. Ahahahaha!

Oh, hello Piranacon. Nice day, isn't it? AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

Zeds says:

D'oh!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

Submaurader,"Ah jeez is that a lump in my testicales."

dabattousai says:

WHAT!? This is my face in robot mode? I demand a lawsue against Takara for it's ridiculous designs.

Kevinus Prime says:

"OK, this was the lowest point of my life, getting my butt kicked by Aquaman..."

Kevinus Prime says:

"Hey! Spongebob! I'm your number one fan!"

Kevinus Prime says:

"My girlfiend dumps me, I wreck my car, and worse of all...I have ICK!"

trailbreaker says:

Look, another crappy Cybertron repaint!

Roadshadow says:

Submarauder: I'm infected with head lice!

Dinobot Prime says:

HEY... MACARENA!

D-340 says:

And I drank HOW MUCH last night?

Acelister says:

Submarauder: "It's HOW MUCH for the patch and peg-leg?! Suppose I could just not buy the parrot... But then what's the point in being a pirate..."
Skullgrin: "Y'know yer not really a..."
Bomb-Burst: "Hey... Let

Autobobby1 says:

Submarauder looks in a mirror.

Submarauder: Man, is THAT what I look like?!

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

No matter how good of a dancer he was Submaurder just could not get a date for the school dance.

transformerguru says:

Uh... i"m a squid? why didnt someone tell me?

snavej says:

Boy, I'm hungry! To paraphrase Homer Simpson:
'Mmm, plankton!'

snavej says:

I don't remember being this well articulated as a G1 toy!

1337W422102 says:

"Oh geez... Sorry Melissa, I'll get you a paper towel."

First-Aid says:

Submarauder: Remember to photograph my good side! I'm dead sexy!
Reflector: Yeah...ok...sure...
Reflector starts shooting pictures while intentinally leaving his lens cap on.
Submarauder: Hey! your lens cap is still on!
Reflector: Yeah, I don&#

First-Aid says:

Orignally Head and Shoulders planned on casting Submarauder for their commercials but, much to his disappointment, they went with Jimmy Johnson instead leaving the Decepticon wondering where he went wrong in his audition.

First-Aid says:

A former human, Submarauder was one of the most obvious failed cases of Rogaine...

Transfaner says:

I only ever wanted to drink like a fish, not be a fish.

Unknown says:

why oh why did arcee dump me?!
Rodimus you slaggin dream stealer!
*cries profusly then goes on to listen to MCR.

Unknown says:

Submaurader: "Buuurrrppp!!!" Oh, what a night! That is the last time I try to outdrink Skullgrin!
Skullgrin: ....ZZZZ.....ZZZZZ....

snavej says:

This is actually a disguise but it only works in a reject fish shop.

Archanubis says:

*reading previous caption contests*
I don't get half these comments.

quetze says:

Submarauder: Now that you mention it I might have a slight BO problem

PG13 says:

Damn Pretender Shells, itch like hell.

Unknown says:

Narrator: Got bad Body Odor and a face that terrifies young children? Well, try the new FishBeGone. It's fast acting and will solve all of your problems.

(Sprays on Submarauder who turns into Spike Witwicky)

Submarauder/Spike: Wow! Thanks

koolmostupidfresh says:

wow optimus i didnt know......
whats his name

teejimusprime says:

decepticon offscreen: i guess thats a face only a mother could love

submarauder:i don't have a mother...

Damolisher says:

"For the love of Primus, Wheeljack, ya wanted proof there's no such thing as a MicroHeadTargetmaster with a Pretender shell? Here's your slaggin' proof!"

Ransom says:

Curse these stubby arms! I can't quite reach... that... stupid... itch!

shadow minicon says:

what was my line again?