The Decepticon Pretenders have a discussion.

o.supreme says:

Blood: Lord Hasbro and the crappy Omni English dub say Bomb-Burst...and you are now Submaurader
Submaurader: Uhm...OK
Dauros/Skullgrin: I'm so confused...

o.supreme says:

Gilmer: What up Blood?
Blood: Hey, that's racist?
Gilmer: No... that's your name
Blood: Only in Japan, and the UK subtitled version
Gilmer: What do you want to be called?
Blood: Lord Hasbro and the crappy Omni English dub say Bomb-Burst...and you are

Ravage XK says:

The toxic gasses in this planet's atmosphere affect your optics and make everything look like a dodge VHS screen grab. Smells like strawberry though so its not all bad.

Zeedust says:

Bomb-Burst: "You smell like fish!"

Submarauder: "Yeah, well, um, you smell like, uh... uh... BAT! You smell like bat! Slag... I got nothin'."

Suzuki says:

BOMB-BURST: Phweeew! Nasty!!
SKULLGRIN: Must you do THAT here and now?!
SUBMARAUDER: No, it's the SHELL'S smell! I didn't do that!

Zeedust says:

Skullgrin: "Dude, Submarauder, where's your mouth?"

Submarauder: "Would you believe I'm still not sure?"

Zeedust says:

Here we see three Decepticon Pretenders trying out for the role of Wilson on Home Improvement.

Anonymous says:

Bomb-Burst: "Ugly contest!" Skullgrin: "Ok, go!" (Submarauder walks up) Submarauder: "What's going on?" Bomb-Burst and Skullgrin: "You win."

Anonymous says:

Three cameo appearances in Army of Darkness by three Pretenders...

Anonymous says:

So, Oderous, What song ya suggest tonight? I dunno, Beefcake....any suggestions, Flatus Maximus?

Anonymous says:

You sure that's a human?

Broadside says:

Why can't we look like giant oversized people?

Gigastorm says:

You do known we are waring masks.

Anonymous says:

Who, exactly, are we pretending to be? There's no one that looks like us!

tfpredaking says:

Man, we suck almost as much as Beastwars!!

Anonymous says:

--Am I just stoned or are we just that ugly?
--No, we're just that ugly...

Anonymous says:

--Am I just stoned or are we just atat ugly? No, we're just that ugly...

Anonymous says:

Heh-heh... We are so ugly...

Anonymous says:

Skullgrin:"Submurauder why is your forehead so big?" Bomb Burst:"Yeah! Huh? Yeah!" Submurauder:"Just leave me and my over sized forehead alone!"

Anonymous says:

Skull-face to Fish-brain: "Dude, I think we're in the wrong show!"

Manchester Devil says:

Skullgrin: You slept with Stryka!?
Submurauder: Yeah! So?
Bomb Burst: Yer certainly "braver" than me!
Submurauder: *angry* Screw you guys and this mission! I'm going to Stryka's flat!
*he walks off*
*Optimus Prime

Anonymous says:

Are you ok? you look like that fat guy has been eating your rations again.

Anonymous says:

Dude, does this Pretender shell look gay?

Anonymous says:

dude seriouly where did you get that costume?

Galvatron says:

Submurauder: Jeez. I never knew we looked like such idiots, man..

Anonymous says:

wow? i love to have sex with 11 year olds. and i have a fish head!

Anonymous says:

"Hey, Submarauder, did you steal your head from the Armada "Super-pant" Prime?"

Anonymous says:

WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TWO
LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY FOR.

Anonymous says:

Bomb-burst: Someone stole my punk record. (Both look at Submaraunder)
Submaruander: Uhhhhhhh, Anyone for burgers?!

Anonymous says:

Does this dress make me look fat?

Anonymous says:

"We are the Knights who say Neigh!"

Anonymous says:

so i said "wrecked em? i totaled em!"

Anonymous says:

Ok who lit one out

Sledge says:

"Galvatron, Cyclonus....nice costumes!"

Anonymous says:

whew, hey buddy, check out that funny looking guy behind me.

Anonymous says:

What?!!! What they heck is it with you guys and masks?"

Anonymous says:

if only we had an wheelbarrow. fezzik where did we live the wheelbarrow the albino had. on top of the albino i think.

Dynamus Prime says:

So who do you think will win the Tour de France? I put my bets on Armstrong.

Anonymous says:

Sub: What? WHAT?!

Mr. X says:

It loos like another Ugl Contest!

Anonymous says:

Well what do we do now?

Well, now we jump out of the rabbit, not only taking the french by surprise, but completely unarmed!

Anonymous says:

sh*t, look at all this crack. no more taking orders from anyone from now on.

Anonymous says:

I disagree. Although we are much better looking as individual robots when not in pretender form, King Poseidon/Pirhannacon is still superior looking as a gestalt.

Anonymous says:

Well, I think we may need to steal a warehouse if we want to make our crack stash any bigger. All in favor?

Thunderstreak says:

Skullgrin: "Will they make PVC figures of us?" Submarauder: "Sure...when they release an Outback PVC!"

magnaboss says:

We are the new boyband.

Anonymous says:

Submarauder: whats with Skullgrin?
Bombburst: The idiot donated most of his brain to science in exchange for a keg of energon beer.
Submarauder:...he get the good stuff?
Skullgrin silently drools

Warpath says:

Skullgrin: Are you guys thinking what i´m thinking?
Submarauder: Yeah but it would be awfully difficult to move an entire planet all by yourself!!

Unknown says:

yo Johny, we gonna pick up some Transformer whores. you wanna come? (Johny) HELL YEAH!

Unknown says:

which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards sucked my cock?

Unknown says:

which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards sucked my dick?

Unknown says:

which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards just jerked off my dick?

Unknown says:

which one of you fµ©kin horny bastards just jerked off my cock?

Anonymous says:

Are you sure this snow fort will defend us from Omicron?

Anonymous says:

Hey who in the HELL just touched my ASS?

Anonymous says:

wheres your car dude
?

Anonymous says:

dude wheres my car?

Anonymous says:

Dude looking to that porno made me just JIZZ my paints

Anonymous says:

O s£!t the cops dude ok remember your my wife the bats our baby

Anonymous says:

Aw fµ©k man the bat just s£!t on my shoe

Anonymous says:

What do ya say we ditch the bat and get a room?

Anonymous says:

Bomb Burst: I need some beer money! Submarauder: We can try to pass of Skullgrin as a beanie baby and sell him on ebay!

Anonymous says:

Do I have something in my teeth?

Anonymous says:

I TOLD you the DNA scanners were out of sync.

Anonymous says:

The Decepticon Invasion of Colorado receives its first casualty.
Skullgrin: Oh my god, Submarauder killed Kenny!
Bombburst: YOU BASTARD!!!

Anonymous says:

"Good news, everyone! Our applications have been approved. We are now... Muppets!"

Kickback says:

What is this...articulation...you talk about?

Anonymous says:

Thanks to these clever disguises no one will recognize us at that Star Trek convention!

Josh says:

" i want to be king of the hill"

Anonymous says:

BOMB-BURST;SKULLGRIN and SUBMARAUDER: LETS STEAL SOME FEMALE AUTOBOT BRAS!

Optimus Primevil says:

All of them thinking: We look like $#!t!!!

Anonymous says:

Submarauder: You know that movie Earth Girls are easy.
(both) Yeah
Submarauder: well, it lied. Even the Drunk chicks turned me down
Skullgrin: that is so cruel.

Anonymous says:

I am telling you, I caught Thunderwing gettin an Oil change with some pros-bot.
Bombburst: Thats a steaming wad of skullgrins waste
Skullgrin: yeah...HEY!!!!

Anonymous says:

BombBurst: SUBMARAUDER!!! Stop playing with that vaccum!
Skullgrin inter dialog: I gotta get me some of that

Anonymous says:

Submarauder: With the completion of our latest feindish plan, the decepticons will TRIUMPH!!!!
BombBurst: you mean your lame plan to shove over Alpha Trion, while me n skullgrin steal his Episode 2 tickets?

Spiderman says:

Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home you fµ©kin bitch!

Spiderman says:

Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home you fµ©kin crackhead!

Spiderman says:

Sub: stop humping the rock you fµ©kin whore! you can hump your sex toy when we get home bitch!

Spiderman says:

I know you two are Seacons but which is which? you two are ugly as bulls£!t even without your Pretender costumes.

Spiderman says:

I know you two are Seacons but which is which? you two are ugly bulls£!t even without your Pretender costumes.

Anonymous says:

Sub: Come to think of it, no I never saw the point of bathing!

Anonymous says:

Sub: That viagra-pill is really paying off!!

Anonymous says:

Sub: Last night, I had sex with a Barbie - Pretender, but in fact she was a she-devil!

Anonymous says:

Bomb: Just go to her and express your true feelings Submarauder
Sub: But I just want to shag her

Anonymous says:

Sub: s£!t, I think I let the lights on back home.

Soundblaster says:

"Seriously dude, you could totally use Depth Charges ID to buy us beer!"

Anonymous says:

BombBurst: You sure this is where Hotrod hides his stash of Cybertron porn?
Submarauder: Positive. I hear he gots a full collection of amature stag films with Minerva and Arcee in the shower and...Skullgrin put that away.

kenny says:

and the winner of the annual ugly transformer award is ....

Dreadwing says:

What do you mean They caught you wh@ckin off in Megatrons Crown again?!

Dreadwing says:

What do you mean They caught you wh@c|

Shermtron says:

We are we gonna be re-introduced into the show??.... NEVER!!

Anonymous says:

For the last time, wenot the male cast of Friends!

Anonymous says:

you Know somethin, you ugly as a bitch! these pretender costumes are bulls£!t!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Sub: I strongly suggest we move outta here, before you guys smell something u wished you had not.

Anonymous says:

Dude, look at us! We are a shame to the entire line of Transformers!!!

Blitzkrieg says:

Skullgrin & Bomb Burst (to Submarauder): "Dude, did you just say you like Daniel and Wheelie?" Submarauder (nervously): "Uh...no."

Toughboot says:

Bombburst: What are we doing here again?

TRoN says:

Ya know I played a cameo in The Hunchback of Notra Dame!

Anonymous says:

bobmurst: Hey, anyone of you had sex before?
Submaruaner: I did, with a fembot in cybertron
Bomb burst: how bout you skullgrin?
Skullgrin: would you believe i F***ed a human named circuit breaker?

Bomburst: really?! EWW!!!

Anonymous says:

(Sings) "I see a little silhouetto of a man // Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango? // Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me!"

Bombshell says:

Bomb-Burst and Submarauder find out who cut the cheese.

Anonymous says:

I swear, this is where I was told Hasbro would release the Scourge figure

Speedbreaker says:

Submarauder:"I know, trick or treating is fun and all but i dont think that they give out energon bars!

Anonymous says:

His comerades stand shocked after Submarauders reccent revelation.
Submarauder: Thunderwings been sexually harassing me

Anonymous says:

no kidding, i didnt know robots got the clap

Anonymous says:

Jeez Submarauder. Did you cut one again?

FortMax says:

Dude..look...Arcee is taking her top off!!!

whacko says:

Wow, what kind of facial treatment do YOU use?

poo says:

charles mitchal is gay

Anonymous says:

Do you think it is too early to start trick-or-treating?

Anonymous says:

So what in the world are we pretending to be any way? Hey guys once when my mom grounded me I pretended that my room was a castle and handsome knight came to rescue me.

Black Arachnis says:

hey, submarauder!
you think they`ll reissue us too?
maybe they will if we ask them reaaaaaalllyy
nicely.
skullgrin:so basic beating it is then.

Anonymous says:

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