Tracks hanging from speakers

Rainmaker says:

Tracks: You see, Blaster, this is what I call surround sound...invented it myself. I'm so smart.

trailbreaker says:

"I need to pee !"

Heckfire says:

"Uhm, Lovey? I forgot the safeword again!"

Zeedust says:

For sale: G1 Tracks, MISDT (mint in sealed deathtrap.)

seminole1 says:

OH MAN! How do I get out of this? If Optimus comes home and catches me hanging out with Elita i'm done for!

Demonic Femme says:

T, "These speakers fell really nice on your back. Perceptor, let's buy it!"

Masterpiece Prowl says:

The Passion Of The Tracks

Prowl Worshipper says:

T: Uh, guys? Was this in your contracts too?

Other Autobots: Yeah, but we read the fine print before signing.

T: Fine print?...D'OH!

Prowl Worshipper says:

T: Jazz! Jazz, I swear to Primus I didn't mean to run over your Walkman! Jazz? Jazz!?

J: (Offscreen, ignoring T) Hey! Who wants to play Pin The Spoiler On The Corvette?

Zeedust says:

Tracks: "Are you sure the Binaltech conversion won't hurt?"

Dr. Onishi: "Yeah, just hold perfectly still and don't think about aardvarks."

Tracks: "What's that supposed to.. YAAAAAAUGGH! It hurts and stings!

Kal-Seth says:

Transformers Sadimists In Disguise
Transformers More Then Meets the Eye

* Sung to the opening transformers theme*

Anonymous says:

No more J-Lo, Megatron! I'll talk! I'll spill all my Autobot secrets! Please stop playing J-Lo!!!!! (Nothin' against J-Lo, really; just a cool line!

Anonymous says:

Tracks: I am Lord Balthezar! Bumblebee (off screen, whispering to Wheeljack): OK, no more Geico commercials for Tracks!

Anonymous says:

Tracks' job BEFORE Transformers.

Zeedust says:

Blaster: "I gave you a chance, Tracks. But you wouldn't name the other traitors... So you're useless. Now, prepare to face the ultimate dance of death! SUPREME... ELECTRIC... FEVER!" Tracks: "They keep addi

Anonymous says:

Alright, since you won't tell us where the Autobot base is, we'll have to implement other methods of persuasion. Earphones on and crank up Richard Simmon's pep talk tape. Tracks: OH DEAR MATRIX NO!

Zu Darkness says:

Tracks knew that he was really in big trouble when he mocked the James Bond fan club

Anonymous says:

discjockey- this is WORQ the easy listening station playing kenny g. 24 hours a day. tracks-hey soundwave got any ACDC?

Anonymous says:

Rattrap: Man, Blackarachnia is sure getting domineering these days

Anonymous says:

This is what Tracks has been doing after the movie.

Anonymous says:

Tracks: I've been a naughty, naughty Autobot. Soundwave: (Cracks whip)

Anonymous says:

Tracks: I've been a naughty, naughty Autobot.
Soundwave:

Anonymous says:

Oh, great, after Jesus "I" am supposed to die for the sins of mankind, huh?

Anonymous says:

Man, this is the THIRD time someone has chained me to a set of gigantic speakers this week...

Bruticus says:

Trakcs: "I'm not to sure about this, Raul. Raul? Raul?"

Beast Simpson says:

This is the only way to rock!!!!

Anonymous says:

Note to self: avoid leather clad bots asking for a good time while ---- drunk.

Anonymous says:

During Cybertron winters, Tracks made metal angels.

Anonymous says:

Tracks was the undisputed winner of the "Human Fly" Competition.

Anonymous says:

Tracks decides war sucks...He's taking it on the road with Van Halen

PlasmaRadio says:

Tracks: "this is worse than the time I got that stupid mask superglued to my face."

Anonymous says:

Tracks makes his debut in his rather lack-luster bondage porn carreer

Chrono says:

yesh that's it scream for me baby

Anonymous says:

Grimlock"This definantly not Playbot!"

Anonymous says:

OHH PLEASE DON'T GET THE WHIP *CRACK* ohh that hurts so good, i've been a VERY naughty autobot...

Anonymous says:

Tracks: "I'm the only tansformer on a Shakira music video.That's so cool!".

Anonymous says:

See "Makeing Tracks" wasn't souch a hit , but in *this* episode , THIS is where my career started !

Anonymous says:

All right, everybody. I'm Tony Robbins, and I want you to release the Giant within!

Pokejedservo says:

Why Ivy Valentine from the Soul Caliber games should NOT be in the Transformers series.

Anonymous says:

If I knew she was into this stuff then I wouldnt have taken her up on her offer!

Sledge says:

Tracks tries the Richard Simmons workout

Anonymous says:

Tracks:"Stagedive!"

Shrapnel says:

Oh...man...How drunk did I get to have to wind up like this?

Suzuki says:

HELLO CLEVELAND; ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!?!

Anonymous says:

Tracks tests the latest innovation in bondage technology

Anonymous says:

New anti terroist tecuniques say that if you play Spice girls through a loud speaker it will slowly drive you mad. "ha ha ha"

Anonymous says:

Tracks--Autobot porn star! ^_^

Anonymous says:

giant speakers- $150, metal slab- $50, spotlights $20, chains- free @ the junk heap,
Getting back at the bot who ate the alst energon cookie......priceless.

Anonymous says:

Sideswipe (off camera): See! I knew he was wierd!

Anonymous says:

Lets go voltron force!..i mean transform !

Gameovermus Prime says:

Five seconds after this shot was taken, Megatron pumped N*Sync through the speakers, causing the young Autobot to explode.

Anonymous says:

Tracks: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!1

Replimus Prime says:

Tracks: Praise Me!! Praaaaise ME!!!!!
:Autobots shake heads:
Tracks: Not even a little?
::Prime points his finger towards the ground::
Tracks: damn

Soundblaster says:

Tracks (singing, sounds like Eric Idle): "...and Always look on the bright side of life..."(whistles)

Anonymous says:

Eric cartman finds another tape in his mothers sock drawer...
Tracks: Oh I have been a bad bad bot Mrs. Carman
MC: Yes you have tracks, and for that you have to drink out of this glas.
Cartman: GODDANGIT MOM!!!!

Anonymous says:

OH...me just wake up..so tired last nite...

Anonymous says:

Tracks: this is some freaky s£!t man!!!!

Anonymous says:

Tracks is being crusified by Ozzy Osborne!

Anonymous says:

Blaster, Jazz and Skids may enjoy what humans call "music," but it gives me a major headache! Ohhhhh! ;)

Blitzkrieg says:

Footage of Tracks' early career as an opener for Marilyn Manson.

Anonymous says:

He...hey guys?....i was only joking... okay, okay!! you arn't the robot versions of YMCA!!(geez..some people can't take a joke!)

Galvatron Z says:

Tracks: "I'm all up for bondage, but shouldn't I be facing the other way?"

FortMax says:

Why de gotta lynch a brother

FortMax says:

Alright, thats not what I meant when I called the queen a whore

Anonymous says:

it was at that point that Tracks realized how very wrong gay is...

Silverwolf says:

Galvatron goes into those "experimental" days.

Anonymous says:

Hey now, you put that whip away!

Anonymous says:

Forming this X is reminding me of certain movies....

Anonymous says:

I get two checks this way...

Anonymous says:

Well F!CK me!
Galvatron: Don't mind if i do!

frank says:

I am She-Ra Princess of Power!!

Anonymous says:

Hey...maybe if I leaned my wrists back instead of forward i could get out...no, that'll never work.

Anonymous says:

Whoa-oa-oa!! I don't do Yaoi, man!

Anonymous says:

Damn bitch, you get back here and finish me off!

Anonymous says:

I AM X-Car (aka Crosswise)

Anonymous says:

Yesh!! Raul!! Whip me! I've been a naughty little autobot.

Unknown says:

The Limited Edition "Tracks Dart Board"

Dynamus Prime says:

Now for the Chinese Water Torture.

Anonymous says:

OK I'M READY TO BE WHIPPED

Anonymous says:

Darn it...how do I always get caught up in these low-budget hentai flicks? *grumble grumble*

Anonymous says:

Gee, Raul...I would love to cruise the mean streets of New York City! But, as you can see--I'm all tied up!!!

Unknown says:

man, you desepts go for some kinky stuff

Bumblebee says:

Ok megatron now watch where you stick that pistol. Yes there. Oh oh oh awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonymous says:

Tracks unwittingly wanders into the lair of the evil Madonnacon

Shermtron says:

Tracks:Power extreme..
Director:Psst tracks wrong line.

hyperconvoy69 says:

Ok Blaster, enough of the kinky stuff...

Anonymous says:

TRACKS:I PROMISE NOT TO PARTICIPATE IN TEMPTATION ISLAND 2 AGAIN!

matt says:

First Prime...now Megatron....I better be getting more Energon for this!

Unknown says:

Arcee........you do some kinky s***t!

Rhinox says:

Note to self: No more Redheads.

Cyclonis says:

Well it sounded like a good idea at the time...

Master Hound X says:

Okay guys I get the joke now bring me down... oh I see now your gonna leave me here to let me suffer well fine then.
:door slams:
:in the background you can hear a pack of cars squealing off:

GGGGGGUUUUUUUUYYYYYSSSSSS!!!!!

well at least they

Anonymous says:

Genki Dama!

Anonymous says:

Spirit Bomb!

Anonymous says:

I GOT THE POWER!

Anonymous says:

(Monty Python fans) "Always look on the bright side of life"

Tailgate says:

I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Goodnight, Budokan!!! Cheap Tracks loves you!!!

CapeMike says:

This is the only known footage from Track's aborted career as an opener for Aerosmith....

Anonymous says:

SUPERSTAR!

Anonymous says:

Geewiz..She is kinky.

Anonymous says:

Tracks: Like WOW, this hasnt happened to me since that last Alice Copper concert.

Anonymous says:

No Arcee, don't leave! I can change! Oh great, now I'm stuck

Jackpot says:

If I can just force my limbs into four contradictory perspectives, Tracks schemed, no properly-rendered chains shall hold me!

Anonymous says:

Ah,the ol' "capture one Autobot and set up a trap 4 his rescuers" ploy again....and I suppose this is the part where I say, " you'll never get away with this, you'll never win, you can't stop

Anonymous says:

Ohhhh... so this is a lube job!

Snake says:

actully that woulkd be a better place for bummblebee

Unknown says:

Every time Tracks goes to a Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath concert, He ties himself to the speakers so Ozzy will notice him. It fails every time, but, hey, he's ALWAYS optimistic.

Anonymous says:

"erm, hi, Prime. Just getting ready fo my date."

Jay Prime says:

"The Last Temptation of Tracks"

Anonymous says:

Oh woe is me! (*sob*) I try and I try and I still can't be taller than the rest!

Anonymous says:

"Power Extreme" (Centurions)

Anonymous says:

There..are..FOUR...lights!!

Anonymous says:

Tracks: you expect me to talk?
Soundwave: No, Mr. Tracks, I expect you to die
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil James Bond villain knock-off laugh)

Bwg says:

I know you're ugly, but rape isn't the answer.

Brendocon says:

"Okay, Okay - Frenzy's blue! Now let me down... please?"

Anonymous says:

"I've heard of heavy metal, but this is ridiculous!!!!"

Anonymous says:

Metal slab- $50, spotlights- $25, chains-
free @ the junk heap,
getting back @ the guy who ate the last energon cookie.....Priceless

Anonymous says:

Mint-On-Sealed-Card Tracks!?! (*gasp*) I'M RICH!!!

Anonymous says:

...and what's down here in the cellar, Mr. Clinton...OH MY GOD!!!!!

Anonymous says:

...and after He fell the third time, Tracks carried the metal cross onwards...

Anonymous says:

I said I don't wanna be in your stupid frat house, now let me down!!

Anonymous says:

IIII-HAAAAAVE-THE-POOOOOWWERRRRRR!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

"You Mean Sodimus Prime wasn't a typo?!?!"

Brawn says:

Come on Elita....one more time...I can take it. Use the whip baby, c'mon!

Brawn says:

Come on Elita....one more time...I can take it. Use th whip baby, c'mon!

Ultimate Optimus says:

Now....Are you absolutely SURE this won't hurt a bit? Hello?

Impactor says:

No not the whip again!!! Ok if you must just be more gentle this time!!!

Anonymous says:

The secret life of Tracks, Hound, and Blaster uncovered today on The National Enquierer

MEGATRON says:

Why didnt I listen to myself: One drink at Starscream's. But no, and now look whats happened. I knew I should've left when he got the hand cuffs out. What will the guys down at the YMCA think of me now?

Anonymous says:

Yeah? Well I merge with, er...'Speakerbot', yeah...to form...er....8Tracksotron! So there.

Anonymous says:

"Why Optimus, I never new you we're into S&M!"

Anonymous says:

Heh heh heh...make a wish!

Anonymous says:

Gee, Raul, I'd LOVE to cruise the mean streets of New York City! BUT--as you can SEE...I'm all TIED UP right now!
=)

Anonymous says:

Tracks - "Uh Ratchet are you sure I've got toopompusvocalitus?"
Ratchet - "Oh sure yeah, and it's very serious, extremely contagious, can cause termination. I'm sorry Tracks but your vocal circuits ar

Anonymous says:

This is the last time I let her lead!

bob says:

WHO DA MAN? I DA MAN! I DA NEW X-MAN!

Anonymous says:

"YMCA! We're talkin' 'bout the YMCA..."

JP says:

Tracks: "For the last time, Red Alert..i don't go that way!!"

Red Alert: "But, but what about the rumours then?!"

Tracks: "You rely on rumors? And you're the head of security?! Primus he

Anonymous says:

"rachet i said i was shot in the back, not the groin!????"

Anonymous says:

Damn it, must remember never, never take candy from strangers

Timothius says:

Give me all your power... ALLL!!!!! (Megatron in "Heavy Metal War")

Anonymous says:

......wait a minute.....something's afoot....Megatron just used the Space Brige to get some K-y....don't think I wanna play anymore.

Anonymous says:

http://www.seibertron.com/cotm/april/Arcee079.jpg

Unknown says:

Soundwave, I never knew you were into bondage to.

Anonymous says:

Be gentle, it's my first time.

Anonymous says:

give it tome baby, who's your dady WHO'S YOUR DADY

Soundwave says:

ROCK ON!!!

Anonymous says:

Hey Starscream can you come over here, my Hex nuts itching the Heck out of me. Help a bot out

Octavius Prime says:

I thought you guys were Decepticons ? Not Dominatricons !