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RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:
"The Transformers are a race of robotic ALIEN SPECIES from the planet Cybertron"
Chrisjohnson76 says:
"Ok I am ready to star in the upcoming Michael Bay Transformers movie."
Frenchhorngirl says:
"Wait, we're playing evil alien robots in a sci-fi show in a sci-fi show about evil alien robots?!"
Revenge of Bruticus says:
"Now I really want to do a good job in this movie but this alien mask is so stereotypical. It's offensive to my alien race. And while we are on the topic, why is it that I can only get the part of an alien or robot, or a talking car? There is so much more
Silver Snake says:
Tracks: Wheeljack! This blasted mask you made simply isn't coming off!
Wheeljack: *chuckles* Heh, I'll look into it, good buddy!
Evil Eye says:
Hey, I just got hold of a test prop of Movie Mudflap's head! What do you think?
altramaxus says:
shaggy, i thought we usualy removed the masks.....not the bloody costume!
Michael Alex Kawa says:
Tracks- I heard playing a character like this will make me a shoo-in for an Academy Award .
Powerglide -Not the way your doing it buddy .
Rept138 says:
This is how my girlfriend looks like back in Cybertron. Isn't she a beauty!?
moonie says:
OOOKAY! who's ready for some 'CALL OF CTHULHU' LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING?.....anyone?
1337W422102 says:
"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA."
megatron11 says:
how the hell am i supposed to find the walmart exclusive masterpiece starscream wearing this ?
munkimus prime says:
Staff at maddam tussauds were horrified after vandils broke into the new transformers display and put ugly masks on all the models except tracks.
TenaciousMC says:
You see, we'd never become Headmasters b/c we're organic underneath and we'd have to be decapitated.
TenaciousMC says:
We're really aliens disguised as transforming robots...and we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!
munkimus prime says:
Aliens on halloween
alien 1- look at my costume i'm going as that gay autobot.
alien 2 -wait why do you need a costume and wheres the mask.
Blackstreak says:
"My mother always told me to take my mask off. Now you know why I never did."
Liege Evilmus says:
See, I'm a little light on cash so I'm hoping that ANIMATED may have an opening...
Unknown says:
tracks was soo exited about being in transformers 2 that he put on his new head in anticipation and dispite being asked by prime and his fellow comrads has yet to take it off
Dark Starscream says:
Tracks: Hey Powerglide! How do like my "G-Dubya" Halloween mask?
Powerglide: You look just like him! Faaar-out!
dabattousai says:
Tracks: George Lucas gave me a role in Return of the Jedi and I couldn't pass it up. You'll see me in the background with the others during the singing scene in Jabba's Palace.
Autobot Jazz says:
Traks: I feel like a fool.
Sunstreaker: Do you wanna take it off?
Traks: No, but I still feel like a fool
Wheeljack-S70 says:
look, I'm already a GM vehicle. All I need is a face that looks nothing like my original one to be in the next movie. right? Where's Raul? Raul's coming with me!
Zeedust says:
Tracks: "What? Something wrong?"
Starscream: "Meh, nothing a few beers won't fix."
seminole1 says:
How dare they make me wear this gruesome mask, and cover up all this sexinest?
Roadshadow says:
Tracks: What kind of mask is this, Spike?
Spike: Nothing. Now shut up and let's go rob that bank.
Prowl Worshipper says:
The other Autobots witness the dangers of letting Tracks go off his "special" medications......
Tiedye says:
Tracks-(while looking in the mirror.) "Oh My GOD!! What the hell happened to my face.(Grabs lotion bottle and reads the back it says.... For the use of humans only, if a non-organic creature uses this product it my result in disfigurements or blindne
Anonymous says:
Tracks stars in the upcoming Dash Jordon movie, "Return Of The Evil Alien Robots".
Shadow Fox says:
You see, it's funny, I'm a robot that transforms into other things, and I'm wearing a mask..Ya I don't really get it either, but this is what I'm paid to do, just wonder what the writters were smoking when they
Anonymous says:
See!? I kept saying wang goblins would return! This time they're masquerading as autobots! *points* You all said I was CRAZY!! CRAAAAAZY!!! Who's crazy now?! WHO'S THE F^CK CRAZY NOW HUH?!?!
Laserbot says:
"Tracks!!" "what?!" "you frgot to put you mask on for acting your ruining the show!!" "ups umm where is it where is it...ha here it is" ::puts on:: "ummmm..::snickers:: yup t
Anonymous says:
Prime (of screen) : In order for this Bah Wheep Grana Wheep Nini Bong thing to work... you must offer them an energon goodie. Not make yourself look like a retard.
Astrotrain says:
Tracks :The earth humans cross dress, pierce their skin, go through sex changes. Can't you just accept me how i am fella's? -
Autobots: ERm...i suppose Tracks...btw which recharging chamber did you use in the morning?
Anonymous says:
THEY SAID NO ONE AT
THE HEAD ENHANCEMENT CLINIC WOULD NOTICE!!!!!
Tracks says as everyone stares at him.
Unknown says:
The costume shop said
they'll send me the rest of my costume as soon as it comes in stock!
Zu Darkness says:
Hey does this make me look better? autobots tryong not to laugh. Prime: well it's a start *busts out laughing*
Anonymous says:
Tracks will have a cameo in today's Transformers Armada, he plays a Twinkie eating robot goblin in Fred's Sugar-rush dreams, Trailbreaker will also appear as a big ho-ho. ONLY on Transformers Armada!!
Anonymous says:
Tracks before the plastic surgery (he was always pretty sensitve about his looks...)
zach says:
i cant believe i drank that witches potion and I cant believe i believed her when she said it was pepsi
Shadow says:
Tracks: It's not that bad, is it? Autobots: Actually, it's an improvment!
Anonymous says:
Tracks: "Aww come on Hound...stop playing around with your holograms and make my face beautiful again!"
Anonymous says:
Tracks: well this is what I look like
Other Autobots: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!
Anonymous says:
i'm using this to cover up my feelings about some certian 'bots...
Anonymous says:
THIS is the costume you want me to wear? -tracks commenting on the ridiclous armada costumes
Anonymous says:
tracks:hye prime how do i look.
prime:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh%$#@!$%&*.
track:get a doctor prime gust got a spark attack.
Anonymous says:
*Tracks auditions out for the latest role in Slipknot.* Tracks: So you see Mr. Jorderson, I was thinking this could be a new style of metal music... ROBOT METAL! Jorderson: Man, get the #### out now. And get a new mask, even thats too freaky!
Anonymous says:
Ugly bots are required to wear masks; unfortunately , Spike gets to pick the masks out.
qwertyuiop says:
this is what happens to ya when you eat too much chocolate flavored energon
ryo777 says:
WHAT'RE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT?!!! I STILL have better teeth than some of the people on this message board. Yeah, LEMME FIND OUT, some of ya ran to the mirror to see I'm right!
ryo777 says:
Tracks After Hours: Hey, I had to use this mask, my leather one is at the cleaners.
ryo777 says:
Okay Chip, let's play Star Wars! I'll be "Greedo" and you be "Hand-So-Low"!!
Chip:TRACKS?!! Ew?!!
Tracks:What?!!
Anonymous says:
Optimus:"Oh my god!Tracks theres something on your face!" Tracks:"Optimus, this is my face!"
Dynamus Prime says:
Taking a cue from X-Brawn, that is the DUMBEST disguise I've ever seen!
Anonymous says:
Tracks: "Hey ARCEE, you told me to wear protection.... here I am!"
Anonymous says:
Tracks: I swear to you Bumblebee on my creators'grave that I need this mask on my face or else these female autobots won't leave me alone!
Anonymous says:
Tracks: Look guys I have bought the most ugliest and hidious mask in the universe for Helloween. Sandstorm: You lose Tracks, cause I have the mask of Osama Bin Laden!!
Tracks: Damn it!!!
RandomFerret says:
"I know you guys think this is a great joke, but the crazy glue is burning my eyes!"
Anonymous says:
OP: whats with the mask?
Tracks: Somebody didn't like my cartoon face, i told the artist i didn't want a mouth!
Anonymous says:
How did I come to have the face of a Beverion Crack Monkey you ask? Well it all started when I got drunk off this Pabst Blue Ribbon...
Anonymous says:
The animators had used the wrong model sheet for Tracks; he doesn't have an alien face in the first place!
Anonymous says:
RedAlert (TF Armada): *laughs* Who put you up to this Tracks? *HotShot can be heard laughing in the background while RedAlert talks to Tracks*
Shadowman says:
*On a commertial*Tracks: look how good Krelmin's plastic surgury made me look! Narrator: After this commertial, Krelmin's plastic surgury had to shut down do to lack of business.
jory says:
omg in british (not meaning british is bad but jsut somthing humerous everyone has. im canadian, lots of jokes there and the americans and there president omg lots of jokes.
Anonymous says:
HotShot(TF Armada): Heh I didn't see that one coming, you sure are different Tracks, and don't you have any better masks to put on?
Hairball178 says:
Okay, so I lost the bet on the horse race--do I really have to wear this mask for another month?
Anonymous says:
Jazz:Primus, Tracks! What the fµ©k happened to your FACE???!!! Tracks:Nothing,I've just been wearing a mask the whole time.
Speedbreaker says:
hey! I may be bad but at least I look better than jory!! (dont diss Brits!!)
Anonymous says:
isn't past Halloween in the transformers univerise, Oh I guess not
Lioconvoy says:
Alas. Poor Tracks was not aware what his Nebulan Headmaster TRULY looked like...
Anonymous says:
umm guys anyone seen anikan around i have to hand over control of the galaxy in a half hour to a maniacle psychopath
majic9ball says:
maybe if they don't see my face, maybe i can finally get some tv time!
omicron 7 says:
Tracks: “What do’ya think guys, am I ready to host a children’s TV show on PBS?†Prime: “I don’t think children should be exposed to you like that.â€
Anonymous says:
Tracks: “What do’ya think guys, am I ready to host a children’s TV show on PBS?†Prime: “I don’t think children should be exposed to you like that.â€
jeff says:
This mask is really ugly! If you ask me, I'd prefer my original face over this one.
Anonymous says:
I heard that George Lucas is looking for someone to appear in the next Star Wars movie.
Anonymous says:
In Gay ass Tracks' Voice: So guys what do you think of my new face lift? (Stuned silence from the others) I got it from the same Plastic surgien as Michle Jackson... If it could work for him to get little boys it could do wonders for me. (More si
jory says:
"I wish i were the Oskermiar weener,, that is what i'd truly like to be............."
Anonymous says:
DUTCH(Schwarzenegger of PREDATOR): "You are one uuugly mother"
Anonymous says:
Unfortunately Takara lost the facemould for tracks so they had to compromise on his reissue
tapestry100 says:
OMG!! I heard George Lucas was in town doing auditions for aliens for the next Star Wars film - think I'll get in?
Raymond T. says:
Tracks: "...And you DO NOT want to know where I'm hiding my pencil-protector!!!"
Anonymous says:
The people at Seibertron.com are thieves who stole my money and never sent my comics or refund
Anonymous says:
Loooook, everybody! This is my newly incarnated Armada version. My gimmick is look as wacky and weird as possible to compliment the TV show. Wheeeeee!
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Maybe if we're lucky the same thing that happened in Halloween III will happen to Tracks! Tracks: What!?!
TeleTran2005 says:
If I look really retarded and start taking mini-cons up the butt, i'll get a cameo spot on armada. Hooray for me!
Anonymous says:
thankfully, Hasbro realized they needed to fine-tune the "Pretender" concept, and put it off until 1988...
Anonymous says:
Tracks- "Well? Waddaya think?"
Optimus- "Christ..."
Anonymous says:
"But seriously, folks, I just flew in from Cybertron, and boy are my arms tired!"
Anonymous says:
Tracks: Behold, I am the ghost of Christmas Past... What was that? Aw hell, I grabbed the wrong mask again... I'm firing my agent.
Speedbreaker says:
Spike? can you hear me? What have I told you about tacking cyberweed?
Anonymous says:
Optimus Prime: Halloween's already over, Tracks.
Tracks: Sorry, Prime.
Anonymous says:
Optimus: Tracks your face is hidious! Go put your mask back on
Tracks: Um Optimus this is a mask.
Optimus: Could have fooled me.....
Anonymous says:
Tracks: "Now I can finally get on my favorite show: Jerry Springer! I won't even have to squash any of the security guards this time!"
The Matrix says:
After watching the entire Star Wars saga, Tracks officially became a Star Wars fan. Buying himself a Rodian look-alike mask.
Hypertron says:
I play Tracks on the Transformers and I have to say, he was the most compelling character I have ever had the joy of portraying.
Anonymous says:
how Tracks' fellow Autobots see him.(How the Decepticons see him is too nasty for this site!)
tony says:
"There, aside from some minor differences, you're as good as new." "My face! What have you done to my beautiful face?!" "Nothign much, just a nip and tuck."
Skyfire the Artist says:
The prize for worst costume at the Autobot's annual Halloween party was awarded to Tracks.
astrotrain's first friend says:
*Tracks looks in mirror*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! get it off! get it off!
davewelttf says:
This is what happens when artists from other cartoons do guest work for transformers
Anonymous says:
check out my new spengler mask. hes a guy from seibertron.com hes such a tool.
Speedbreaker says:
what? What's everyone looking at? Do I have something between my teeth?