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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Tracks with a mask on

Tracks with a mask on
245 comments
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245 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Another Chinese KO

Oct 16, 2022

RodimusPrimeUkraine1 says:

"The Transformers are a race of robotic ALIEN SPECIES from the planet Cybertron"

May 25, 2022

trailbreaker says:

“Raoul will never guess it’s me !”

Feb 11, 2019

BG the Robit says:

"See y'all in Rescue Bots! I got the role as the Velgrox leader!"

Feb 6, 2017

Chrisjohnson76 says:

"Ok I am ready to star in the upcoming Michael Bay Transformers movie."

May 19, 2015

Frenchhorngirl says:

"Wait, we're playing evil alien robots in a sci-fi show in a sci-fi show about evil alien robots?!"

Nov 26, 2013

Revenge of Bruticus says:

"Now I really want to do a good job in this movie but this alien mask is so stereotypical. It's offensive to my alien race. And while we are on the topic, why is it that I can only get the part of an alien or robot, or a talking car? There is so much more

Oct 25, 2012

Swoopscream says:

BABY RUTH?!?

Sep 10, 2012

Silver Snake says:

Tracks: Wheeljack! This blasted mask you made simply isn't coming off!

Wheeljack: *chuckles* Heh, I'll look into it, good buddy!

Jul 11, 2012

Tripredacus says:

Ugly? Not what your mama was moaning last night!

Apr 4, 2012

RoboTopia says:

Hey, This is my Real Face!

Apr 4, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Hey, I just got hold of a test prop of Movie Mudflap's head! What do you think?

Mar 16, 2012

Skywarp64 says:

Oh, this thing? I'm auditioning for the Gremlins movie later.

Mar 3, 2012

maroyasha says:

Tracks: Uh-Derp!!!!

Jan 21, 2012

Badass Grimlock says:

"Jabba wo neeta, Solo."

Jan 14, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

So I then put this mask on, and BLAM!, peace in the universe.

Jan 10, 2012

Heckfire says:

What? THIS is considered "gay" too? The Hell!

Dec 16, 2011

BeastProwl says:

I'm ready to play Que!

Dec 11, 2011

altramaxus says:

shaggy, i thought we usualy removed the masks.....not the bloody costume!

Dec 10, 2011

Michael Alex Kawa says:

Tracks- I heard playing a character like this will make me a shoo-in for an Academy Award .
Powerglide -Not the way your doing it buddy .

Dec 8, 2011

JazzMusic says:

Look I'm a Bayformer!

Dec 7, 2011

welcometothedarksyde says:

get my agent!

Dec 7, 2011

Grneclipse9902 says:

"Do my wings make me look fat?"

Dec 7, 2011

moonie says:

I AM CORNHOLIO!!! ARE YOU THREATENING ME???!!!

Dec 4, 2007

Scatterlung says:

This is why Technorganics wouldn't work

Nov 28, 2007

Rept138 says:

This is how my girlfriend looks like back in Cybertron. Isn't she a beauty!?

Nov 26, 2007

moonie says:

OOOKAY! who's ready for some 'CALL OF CTHULHU' LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING?.....anyone?

Nov 17, 2007

slagfan says:

"What do you mean there's a REAL MOVIE VOICE version?"

Nov 14, 2007

1337W422102 says:

"HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN! ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. HA HA HA."

Nov 11, 2007

megatron11 says:

is it fear or courage that compels you fleshling?

Nov 10, 2007

megatron11 says:

how the hell am i supposed to find the walmart exclusive masterpiece starscream wearing this ?

Nov 9, 2007

darth_paul says:

Does my face FRIGHTEN YOU children?

Nov 8, 2007

jedimasterscott85 says:

Bahweepgranaweepninibong!

Nov 8, 2007

munkimus prime says:

Staff at maddam tussauds were horrified after vandils broke into the new transformers display and put ugly masks on all the models except tracks.

Nov 7, 2007

Road Turtle says:

"But, but Mesa doen nutten!"

Nov 6, 2007

Road Turtle says:

"Da sun doing MURDER to mesa skin!.."

Nov 6, 2007

Road Turtle says:

"Koona t'chuta Solo? Soong peetch alay!..."

Nov 6, 2007

TenaciousMC says:

You see, we'd never become Headmasters b/c we're organic underneath and we'd have to be decapitated.

Nov 5, 2007

lordmegatron44 says:

hey guys what do you think of my halloween mask
scary huh

Nov 5, 2007

TenaciousMC says:

We're really aliens disguised as transforming robots...and we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Nov 3, 2007

munkimus prime says:

Aliens on halloween
alien 1- look at my costume i'm going as that gay autobot.
alien 2 -wait why do you need a costume and wheres the mask.

Nov 3, 2007

Omnus says:

Is this 'organic' enough for me to be in TF: Animated?

Nov 2, 2007

Blackstreak says:

"My mother always told me to take my mask off. Now you know why I never did."

Oct 31, 2007

TF2 says:

Tracks:Trick-or-treat!

Oct 31, 2007

Silver Wind says:

Tracks (offscreen): "I was hoping this photo would stay buried..."

Oct 31, 2007

Angelbot says:

Boy, the Great Pumpkin sure is ugly, Charlie Brown.

Oct 31, 2007

trailbreaker says:

Hillary Clinton lives!

Oct 31, 2007

Jaw Crusher says:

This is why you don't see many E.T. ripoffs anymore.

Oct 30, 2007

Liege Evilmus says:

See, I'm a little light on cash so I'm hoping that ANIMATED may have an opening...

Oct 30, 2007

Unknown says:

tracks was soo exited about being in transformers 2 that he put on his new head in anticipation and dispite being asked by prime and his fellow comrads has yet to take it off

Oct 30, 2007

Dark Starscream says:

Tracks: Hey Powerglide! How do like my "G-Dubya" Halloween mask?

Powerglide: You look just like him! Faaar-out!

Oct 30, 2007

dabattousai says:

Tracks: George Lucas gave me a role in Return of the Jedi and I couldn't pass it up. You'll see me in the background with the others during the singing scene in Jabba's Palace.

Oct 30, 2007

TenaciousMC says:

Check out my mutant head! Can I be in Beast Wars now?

Oct 30, 2007

Autobot Jazz says:

Traks: I feel like a fool.
Sunstreaker: Do you wanna take it off?
Traks: No, but I still feel like a fool

Oct 30, 2007

Q_Silverbolt says:

Check out my impression of a humanoid!

Oct 30, 2007

Wheeljack-S70 says:

look, I'm already a GM vehicle. All I need is a face that looks nothing like my original one to be in the next movie. right? Where's Raul? Raul's coming with me!

Oct 29, 2007

darkqueen01 says:

Dude! It's Mer-Man from Masters of the Universe!!

Oct 22, 2007

Zeedust says:

Tracks: "What? Something wrong?"

Starscream: "Meh, nothing a few beers won't fix."

Jan 26, 2007

Mad_Mexicoy says:

OOGA-BOOGA

Oct 31, 2006

StarSaber1701 says:

Tracks: Now you say I get how much for this....

Jun 27, 2006

seminole1 says:

How dare they make me wear this gruesome mask, and cover up all this sexinest?

Apr 8, 2006

Marv says:

Stop gaping at me, will you? It's just a slight rash!

Aug 15, 2005

Roadshadow says:

Tracks: What kind of mask is this, Spike?
Spike: Nothing. Now shut up and let's go rob that bank.

Jul 23, 2005

Decepticon Commander says:

Tracks:What are you looking at?
Prime: Um.....Nothing.

Apr 1, 2005

Screambug says:

Tracks: "Hey! I look way, way BETTER!"

Jan 27, 2005

Prowl Worshipper says:

The other Autobots witness the dangers of letting Tracks go off his "special" medications......

Nov 1, 2004

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Tracks hides after seeing Optimus without his facelplate

May 12, 2004

Tiedye says:

Tracks-(while looking in the mirror.) "Oh My GOD!! What the hell happened to my face.(Grabs lotion bottle and reads the back it says.... For the use of humans only, if a non-organic creature uses this product it my result in disfigurements or blindne

May 5, 2004

Magnus says:

"Wheeljack, are you sure Megatron won't recognize me?"

Apr 22, 2004

Anonymous says:

Tracks stars in the upcoming Dash Jordon movie, "Return Of The Evil Alien Robots".

Feb 7, 2004

Zeedust says:

You think this is bad? Wait until you see how he looks WITHOUT the mask!

Jan 15, 2004

Shadow Fox says:

You see, it's funny, I'm a robot that transforms into other things, and I'm wearing a mask..Ya I don't really get it either, but this is what I'm paid to do, just wonder what the writters were smoking when they

Nov 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

EEEEEEEEGGGGGGGNHHH-SNIRK!!! ....scared ya, didn't I?

Aug 30, 2003

omega icecream says:

Boy,is this mask corny!

Aug 15, 2003

omega icecream says:

tracks;is it halloween yet?

Aug 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

See!? I kept saying wang goblins would return! This time they're masquerading as autobots! *points* You all said I was CRAZY!! CRAAAAAZY!!! Who's crazy now?! WHO'S THE F^CK CRAZY NOW HUH?!?!

Aug 11, 2003

Laserbot says:

"Tracks!!" "what?!" "you frgot to put you mask on for acting your ruining the show!!" "ups umm where is it where is it...ha here it is" ::puts on:: "ummmm..::snickers:: yup t

Aug 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

Prime (of screen) : In order for this Bah Wheep Grana Wheep Nini Bong thing to work... you must offer them an energon goodie. Not make yourself look like a retard.

Aug 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

hey i told you i shouldn't have went to NYC for plastic surgury

Jul 22, 2003

Zeedust says:

Concet art for the Pretenders

Jul 18, 2003

Anonymous says:

You guys like my Micheal Jackson mask? ISnt it great!

Jul 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

TAke the mask oss Tracks!

I just did...

Jul 17, 2003

Anonymous says:

'DAHH..?...WHICHWAY DID HE GO GEORGE WHICH WAY DID HE GO!!!???

Jul 14, 2003

Astrotrain says:

Tracks :The earth humans cross dress, pierce their skin, go through sex changes. Can't you just accept me how i am fella's? -

Autobots: ERm...i suppose Tracks...btw which recharging chamber did you use in the morning?

Jun 16, 2003

Anonymous says:

THEY SAID NO ONE AT
THE HEAD ENHANCEMENT CLINIC WOULD NOTICE!!!!!
Tracks says as everyone stares at him.

Jun 12, 2003

Unknown says:

The costume shop said
they'll send me the rest of my costume as soon as it comes in stock!

Jun 12, 2003

Zu Darkness says:

Hey does this make me look better? autobots tryong not to laugh. Prime: well it's a start *busts out laughing*

Jun 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM A COW

Jun 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

I'm gonna sue that plastic surgeon's pants off!

May 28, 2003

jason says:

hey! Where are the star wars auditions

May 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Tracks sure let himself go over the past few years.

May 15, 2003

Anonymous says:

So there's a Con i a tree somewhere?

May 14, 2003

Anonymous says:

One of Daniel Stern's lame-ass ideas to get at Kevin McAllister!

May 7, 2003

Anonymous says:

"Mesa called Jar Jar Binks! Mesa your-">>BLAM!

May 4, 2003

Anonymous says:

Tracks will have a cameo in today's Transformers Armada, he plays a Twinkie eating robot goblin in Fred's Sugar-rush dreams, Trailbreaker will also appear as a big ho-ho. ONLY on Transformers Armada!!

Apr 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

What? Why're you all laughing at me? What's so funny?

Apr 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

Tracks before the plastic surgery (he was always pretty sensitve about his looks...)

Apr 23, 2003

Ricochet says:

What an autobot really is

Apr 20, 2003

Anonymous says:

is it halloween yet?

Apr 13, 2003

zach says:

i cant believe i drank that witches potion and I cant believe i believed her when she said it was pepsi

Apr 13, 2003

Shadow says:

Tracks: It's not that bad, is it? Autobots: Actually, it's an improvment!

Apr 9, 2003

Anonymous says:

Tracks: "Aww come on Hound...stop playing around with your holograms and make my face beautiful again!"

Apr 6, 2003

Anonymous says:

Tracks: well this is what I look like
Other Autobots: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

Apr 3, 2003

Beast Simpson says:

Misheal Jackson: I just wanted a nose job, but I couldnt stop!

Mar 25, 2003

Anonymous says:

i'm using this to cover up my feelings about some certian 'bots...

Mar 22, 2003

Anonymous says:

Well, when a Transformer and an Alien love each other very much...

Mar 21, 2003

Anonymous says:

THIS is the costume you want me to wear? -tracks commenting on the ridiclous armada costumes

Mar 11, 2003

Anonymous says:

tracks:hye prime how do i look.
prime:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh%$#@!$%&*.
track:get a doctor prime gust got a spark attack.

Mar 11, 2003

MindWipe says:

looky paw my other toof felld out!

Mar 7, 2003

Broadside says:

And the prize for best Halloween costume goes to....

Mar 7, 2003

Unicron says:

Star Wars auditions, here i come!

Mar 2, 2003

Anonymous says:

Hasbro re-issues Tracks in the U.S. and makes a major mistake....

Mar 1, 2003

Anonymous says:

Boogy! Boogy! Boogy!

Feb 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

*Tracks auditions out for the latest role in Slipknot.* Tracks: So you see Mr. Jorderson, I was thinking this could be a new style of metal music... ROBOT METAL! Jorderson: Man, get the #### out now. And get a new mask, even thats too freaky!

Feb 28, 2003

Anonymous says:

Ugly bots are required to wear masks; unfortunately , Spike gets to pick the masks out.

Feb 24, 2003

Anonymous says:

Tracks: "Now you see why I prefer to be in car mode."

Feb 20, 2003

tfpredaking says:

You call this Witness Protection Program!!!!

Feb 19, 2003

Anonymous says:

Only five more payments, and I get the rest of the Pretender shell!

Feb 19, 2003

qwertyuiop says:

this is what happens to ya when you eat too much chocolate flavored energon

Feb 12, 2003

Anonymous says:

TRACKS: Man, I make this look good!!

Feb 11, 2003

ryo777 says:

I wonder if the Decepticons go thru this type of humiliation!!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Now would asking for a kiss, be TOO much?

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Visine gets the RED OUT!!MY ARSE!!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

WHAT'RE YOU GUYS LAUGHING AT?!!! I STILL have better teeth than some of the people on this message board. Yeah, LEMME FIND OUT, some of ya ran to the mirror to see I'm right!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Tracks After Hours: Hey, I had to use this mask, my leather one is at the cleaners.

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Hey guys, take it from me, AVOID the Autobot Dental Plan!

Jan 23, 2003

ryo777 says:

Okay Chip, let's play Star Wars! I'll be "Greedo" and you be "Hand-So-Low"!!
Chip:TRACKS?!! Ew?!!
Tracks:What?!!

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

do i make you horny baby?yeah!

Jan 23, 2003

Anonymous says:

Optimus:"Oh my god!Tracks theres something on your face!" Tracks:"Optimus, this is my face!"

Jan 12, 2003

Starscream K'dash says:

TIMMMAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Dec 30, 2002

Dynamus Prime says:

Taking a cue from X-Brawn, that is the DUMBEST disguise I've ever seen!

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: "I got this direct from Hanna-Barbara studios!"

Dec 30, 2002

Starscream K'dash says:

Trax:"Hey Guys Can I Look even more reatrded?"

Dec 30, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: At this is me in High School...puberty is a real bitch!

Dec 22, 2002

gir says:

Tracks: "Yeah Only 586 days til the next Star Wars Yippee!"

Dec 14, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, you little FREAK, gimme back my Double Dragon Game!

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

T.I.D. = Tracks In Disguise

Dec 10, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey Will Smith! Tommy Lee Jones! Put this in your Pipe and smoke it!!!!

Dec 6, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks dressed as Al Gore

Dec 5, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: "Hey ARCEE, you told me to wear protection.... here I am!"

Dec 4, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks auditions for the next Star Wars film.

Dec 3, 2002

Anonymous says:

Whatchulookinat?? What? My ears too big for ya ???

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: I swear to you Bumblebee on my creators'grave that I need this mask on my face or else these female autobots won't leave me alone!

Dec 1, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: Look guys I have bought the most ugliest and hidious mask in the universe for Helloween. Sandstorm: You lose Tracks, cause I have the mask of Osama Bin Laden!!
Tracks: Damn it!!!

Dec 1, 2002

RandomFerret says:

"I know you guys think this is a great joke, but the crazy glue is burning my eyes!"

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

OP: whats with the mask?
Tracks: Somebody didn't like my cartoon face, i told the artist i didn't want a mouth!

Nov 28, 2002

Anonymous says:

How did I come to have the face of a Beverion Crack Monkey you ask? Well it all started when I got drunk off this Pabst Blue Ribbon...

Nov 25, 2002

Air Dawg says:

Can I play on the part of Men in Black III?

Nov 22, 2002

bobby says:

Take me to your leader!

Nov 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

The animators had used the wrong model sheet for Tracks; he doesn't have an alien face in the first place!

Nov 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

RedAlert (TF Armada): *laughs* Who put you up to this Tracks? *HotShot can be heard laughing in the background while RedAlert talks to Tracks*

Nov 22, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: (in Darth Vader voice) Optimus, I am your father.

Nov 22, 2002

Shadowman says:

*On a commertial*Tracks: look how good Krelmin's plastic surgury made me look! Narrator: After this commertial, Krelmin's plastic surgury had to shut down do to lack of business.

Nov 21, 2002

transfan says:

hey look everyone, I'm megatron. STARSCREAM!!!
he he

Nov 21, 2002

jory says:

omg in british (not meaning british is bad but jsut somthing humerous everyone has. im canadian, lots of jokes there and the americans and there president omg lots of jokes.

Nov 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

HotShot(TF Armada): Heh I didn't see that one coming, you sure are different Tracks, and don't you have any better masks to put on?

Nov 21, 2002

Unicron says:

Ok CUT, Somebody get Jar-Jar-Binks of the set.

Nov 21, 2002

Anonymous says:

"Dude, where's my car?"

Nov 20, 2002

Shadowman says:

And you thought Freeza was ugly...

Nov 20, 2002

Shadowman says:

Optimus: Take off that mask, Tracks! Tracks: What mask?

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Uh, I'm here for the Star Trek audition...

Nov 20, 2002

Hairball178 says:

Okay, so I lost the bet on the horse race--do I really have to wear this mask for another month?

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Okay, who the f--k messed up my face?

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

I'm gonna try out for the next MIB movie.

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Jazz:Primus, Tracks! What the fµ©k happened to your FACE???!!! Tracks:Nothing,I've just been wearing a mask the whole time.

Nov 20, 2002

Speedbreaker says:

hey! I may be bad but at least I look better than jory!! (dont diss Brits!!)

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

isn't past Halloween in the transformers univerise, Oh I guess not

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Meesa Jar Jar Tracks!

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

Whoooooooooo! I'm Ric Flair, pal!!!!

Nov 20, 2002

Firestorm says:

The *real* reason why Beast Formers never caught on in the US.

Nov 20, 2002

Lioconvoy says:

Alas. Poor Tracks was not aware what his Nebulan Headmaster TRULY looked like...

Nov 20, 2002

Anonymous says:

umm guys anyone seen anikan around i have to hand over control of the galaxy in a half hour to a maniacle psychopath

Nov 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

okay a little cover up and alot of time and i too can look organic

Nov 19, 2002

majic9ball says:

maybe if they don't see my face, maybe i can finally get some tv time!

Nov 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Robots in Disguise! Get it? ... Robot's in Disguise?

Nov 19, 2002

omicron 7 says:

Tracks: “What do’ya think guys, am I ready to host a children’s TV show on PBS?” Prime: “I don’t think children should be exposed to you like that.”

Nov 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: “What do’ya think guys, am I ready to host a children’s TV show on PBS?” Prime: “I don’t think children should be exposed to you like that.”

Nov 19, 2002

jeff says:

This mask is really ugly! If you ask me, I'd prefer my original face over this one.

Nov 19, 2002

jeff says:

I look really ugly with this mask on, don't I?

Nov 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

I heard that George Lucas is looking for someone to appear in the next Star Wars movie.

Nov 19, 2002

Anonymous says:

In Gay ass Tracks' Voice: So guys what do you think of my new face lift? (Stuned silence from the others) I got it from the same Plastic surgien as Michle Jackson... If it could work for him to get little boys it could do wonders for me. (More si

Nov 19, 2002

jory says:

armada here i come

Nov 18, 2002

jory says:

"I wish i were the Oskermiar weener,, that is what i'd truly like to be............."

Nov 18, 2002

jory says:

omg im british

Nov 18, 2002

Air Dawg says:

"I forgot Halloween was over."

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Whatever you paid for that costume, Tracks, you paid to much!

Nov 18, 2002

FortMax says:

Hey look, its the head writer of TF:Armada

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

DUTCH(Schwarzenegger of PREDATOR): "You are one uuugly mother"

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Whooa, its not Hallowen, its Easter

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Unfortunately Takara lost the facemould for tracks so they had to compromise on his reissue

Nov 18, 2002

tapestry100 says:

OMG!! I heard George Lucas was in town doing auditions for aliens for the next Star Wars film - think I'll get in?

Nov 18, 2002

Raymond T. says:

Tracks: "...And you DO NOT want to know where I'm hiding my pencil-protector!!!"

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Jeez. First the itching powder in my coprocessors and now this?

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

The people at Seibertron.com are thieves who stole my money and never sent my comics or refund

Nov 18, 2002

jeff says:

I look really ugly with this mask on!

Nov 18, 2002

Terrorscream says:

"does my bum look big in this"

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Loooook, everybody! This is my newly incarnated Armada version. My gimmick is look as wacky and weird as possible to compliment the TV show. Wheeeeee!

Nov 18, 2002

Chachi says:

"MY LIFE IS PAIN."

Nov 18, 2002

Scourge says:

This pic really needs no caption :p

Nov 18, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Maybe if we're lucky the same thing that happened in Halloween III will happen to Tracks! Tracks: What!?!

Nov 18, 2002

TeleTran2005 says:

If I look really retarded and start taking mini-cons up the butt, i'll get a cameo spot on armada. Hooray for me!

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

thankfully, Hasbro realized they needed to fine-tune the "Pretender" concept, and put it off until 1988...

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks- "Well? Waddaya think?"
Optimus- "Christ..."

Nov 17, 2002

Shermtron says:

Hey look at me im crazy high alien guy... now give me so candy!!!!

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

"But seriously, folks, I just flew in from Cybertron, and boy are my arms tired!"

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Hey, Bumblebee, didn't Optimus warn you about SMOKING Energon???

Nov 17, 2002

Optimus Primevil says:

It's an improvement

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: And don't forget, I'm available for parties...

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: Behold, I am the ghost of Christmas Past... What was that? Aw hell, I grabbed the wrong mask again... I'm firing my agent.

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Winged freak terrorizes...wait, til they get a load of me!

Nov 17, 2002

Speedbreaker says:

Spike? can you hear me? What have I told you about tacking cyberweed?

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

yet another example of what Armada can do to a transformer

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus Prime: Halloween's already over, Tracks.

Tracks: Sorry, Prime.

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

TRICK OR TREAT?

Nov 17, 2002

starscream88 says:

Meesa Jar Jar Tracks, Very pleasa to metta you

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Optimus: Tracks your face is hidious! Go put your mask back on
Tracks: Um Optimus this is a mask.
Optimus: Could have fooled me.....

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

ALLRIGHT! you can put your mask back on Tracks!

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

You think this is ugly, you should see my crotch!

Nov 17, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks: "Now I can finally get on my favorite show: Jerry Springer! I won't even have to squash any of the security guards this time!"

Nov 17, 2002

The Matrix says:

After watching the entire Star Wars saga, Tracks officially became a Star Wars fan. Buying himself a Rodian look-alike mask.

Nov 17, 2002

Pokejedservo says:

Why Cybertronians & Martians should never mate.

Nov 16, 2002

Hypertron says:

I play Tracks on the Transformers and I have to say, he was the most compelling character I have ever had the joy of portraying.

Nov 16, 2002

Chee-toy says:

They said this was something that would pervent unwanted births.

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

C'mon baby give me some, I ain't that ugly!

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Rejected Transformer Idea # 23; Beast Machines Headmasters.

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Do I make you horny baby?

Nov 16, 2002

Windcharger says:

Does this make me look gayer?

Nov 16, 2002

Unknown says:

Is it Halloween yet?

Nov 16, 2002

Voodoo says:

The artistic downward spiral of the Transformers cartoon continues...

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

look im an animorph

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

how Tracks' fellow Autobots see him.(How the Decepticons see him is too nasty for this site!)

Nov 16, 2002

tony says:

"There, aside from some minor differences, you're as good as new." "My face! What have you done to my beautiful face?!" "Nothign much, just a nip and tuck."

Nov 16, 2002

magnaboss says:

Come on pull my antenna, come on pull it. Oh your no fun.

Nov 16, 2002

Skyfire the Artist says:

The prize for worst costume at the Autobot's annual Halloween party was awarded to Tracks.

Nov 16, 2002

Manchester Devil says:

"My face. What happened to my beautiful face!?"

Nov 16, 2002

Slappyfrog says:

"You know, on Mars, this is the equivalent of Brad Pitt!"

Nov 16, 2002

astrotrain's first friend says:

*Tracks looks in mirror*
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! get it off! get it off!

Nov 16, 2002

astrotrain's first friend says:

Tracks had bad taste in style.

Nov 16, 2002

TRoN says:

Tracks after visiting the Energon Pub

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

Tracks' retarded brother Skidmark.

Nov 16, 2002

davewelttf says:

This is what happens when artists from other cartoons do guest work for transformers

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

For the love of Primus, Tracks, Halloween's over!

Nov 16, 2002

Anonymous says:

check out my new spengler mask. hes a guy from seibertron.com hes such a tool.

Nov 16, 2002

The King says:

This is Halloween Mask. What do you think?

Nov 16, 2002

Speedbreaker says:

what? What's everyone looking at? Do I have something between my teeth?

Nov 16, 2002

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