>
>
>

The Ultimate Caption Contest

Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers
59 comments
Hold up, recruit! You need to be a registered Seibertronian and logged in to drop your caption wit here. Click here to login or register
59 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...

trailbreaker says:

Red light …. Green light …..

Jul 27, 2023

Nacelle says:

Ultra magnus, im in Trouble

?'ll bei right there

Dec 6, 2018

william-james88 says:

If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.

Mar 15, 2016

omegasupreme69 says:

i learned this kick ass pose from watching dragon ball z kama kama....

Jan 13, 2013

omegasupreme69 says:

move along just a giant dinosaur wreaking the place nothing to see move along now

Jan 13, 2013

megatron1322 says:

How to execute a flying Bieber...whats a fl- Dude just go with it...

Dec 31, 2012

Swoopscream says:

Wake me UP! Before you gogo! Don't leave me here flyin' solo! CHOOSE LIFE!

Sep 10, 2012

wardawnapocolypse says:

" Smell this bitches "

May 8, 2012

MightyMagnus78 says:

Magnus rides an invisible pony.

Apr 17, 2012

popo5 says:

Who called Ultra Mega-Dad and his Ultra-Small Children?

Apr 6, 2012

Tripredacus says:

Of course we offer full refunds! Just step back there and one or all of our friendly service representitives will be happy to take care of you!

Apr 5, 2012

BiggietronPrime says:

x-brawn: "SSHHHHHHH!!! Dont tell Magnus he's got poop on his trailer whilst he points obliviously behind us!! TTEEEHHHEEEE!"

Apr 2, 2012

Ultimos says:

And a 1, and a 2, and 1,2,3 and!...

Apr 2, 2012

BiggietronPrime says:

Magnus: "I just get home from work and I catch these 3 knuckleheads breaking into my trailer! What are we going to do about this, Prime!"

Apr 2, 2012

Evil Eye says:

Nope, you've taken a wrong turn. Just turn left at the next junction and carry straight on past the giant purple griffin.

Apr 2, 2012

NinjaBotJazz says:

Wait for it.....Wait...For....it.....

Apr 2, 2012

GunFire Alpha says:

It's alright bro's, I got this one!

Apr 2, 2012

Omnicron2200 says:

One of these days, one of these days! Bam, zoom, strait to the moon.....base 1.

Apr 1, 2012

bigricky30 says:

I'm David Ruffin...and these are the Temptations.

Mar 31, 2012

necr0blivion says:

Magnus: No, guys. I'll form the head!

Mar 31, 2012

Maestro Meister says:

Raise your hand, Raise your haaaaand ... If you're SURE!

Mar 31, 2012

Road Turtle says:

X-Brawn, "Yes Magnus, it's called 'The Fourth Wall'! Now quit staring or they won't type anything!"

Mar 31, 2012

Lackadaisical says:

Magnus: NOBODY MOVES!!!MY LEFT CONTACT JUST FELL! LOOK FOR IT!

Mar 29, 2012

Optimus Eddie says:

...And let's see what's behind curtain no.3, Oh to bad. You should've kept the money. Thanks for playing.

Mar 29, 2012

Heavy B says:

LOOK OUT, its the japanese, they want to make another cartoon. I'll slow them down, you three, get to canada and bring back mainframe entertainment.

Mar 29, 2012

Road Turtle says:

"WAIT.
Ham'ma Time!...."

Mar 29, 2012

sky_fire12 says:

Michael Bay: so you guys will be playing the Teenage Alien turtles from outer space, we'll just have to repaint two of you, one with an orange paint job and one with red. Oh wait, Optimus, why are you running away?!

Mar 28, 2012

Marcus Rush says:

Magnus: And here you have three slightly used transformable robots. A few dents here and there, and one is addicted to Red. Lets start the bidding at 50 Energon Creds... Do I here 50? 40?

Mar 28, 2012

juise says:

Ya'll just got SERVED!

Mar 28, 2012

Optimum Supreme says:

Ladies and gentlemen... THE BEATLES!

Mar 28, 2012

Baneblade says:

Wait..who had energon-enchiladas!

Mar 28, 2012

USDA Prime says:

And next Monday on Raw, we're gonna show Sky-Byte and his Predacons just what happens when you mess with the Autobots! CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT NOW?

Mar 28, 2012

Evil_the_Nub says:

Everybody stand back.I'm about to bust a move.

Mar 28, 2012

God Magnus says:

Listen! Do you smell something?

Mar 28, 2012

Emperor Galvatron says:

Magnus: Even 'I' can deal with credit card security threats.

Prowl: Ouch...

Sideburn: Daaammn...

X-Brawn: Sick burn...

Mar 27, 2012

welcometothedarksyde says:

X-brawn: All right, I'll bring in the giant Ultra Magnus balloon, then you two yell "suprise!".

Mar 27, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Sadly Mo-Town never had the foresight to sign Ultra Magnus and the Car Robots.

Mar 27, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Strike a pose!

Mar 27, 2012

Ryuki says:

Prowl : we must warn Magnus to stop watching those Kamen Rider show in marathon, now he is nonstoping doing their "henshin" pose...

Mar 27, 2012

#Sideways# says:

Everyone was silent for a moment when Ultra Magnus photobombed a formal portrait of Sideburn, Prowl and X-Brawn.

Mar 27, 2012

trailbreaker says:

"Stayin' alive, stayin' alive...."

Mar 27, 2012

paul053 says:

UM: "Ladies and gentlecars, now presenting the newest Autobot kiss player......"

X-Brawn (hissing): "Magnus, your microphone. You forgot your microphone."

Mar 27, 2012

Godzillabot Primal says:

Don't move. Their eyesight is based on movement.

Mar 27, 2012

USDA Prime says:

Ok fine, I'll say it already. I can't deal with that now! There, are you happy?

Mar 27, 2012

njb902 says:

Wait your telling us it's a car and a robot..
.....

Mar 27, 2012

Trikeboy says:

Ok boys, you kicked the ball into old man Megatron's back yard, you have to go say sorry and get it back, I'm not doing it for you.

Mar 27, 2012

Heckfire says:

STOP! Hammer-Time!

Mar 27, 2012

Poyguimogul says:

Ultra Magnus dreams of forming a boy band were shattered when the CD began to skip, and it became obvious to all he was lip syncing.

Mar 27, 2012

Unknown says:

But we don't want to pull your finger, Magnus.

Mar 27, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Magnus: "STOP!! Don't move, somebody is looking right at us. If we dont move they wont spot us."

Mar 27, 2012

Ravage XK says:

Magnus: When I said I wanted wall paper that isn't what I meant, do it again.

Mar 27, 2012

Torgon02 says:

And behind this curtain we have the solution to all your problems for only $49.99!

Mar 27, 2012

MarkNL says:

Magnus: I'm the real leader and these are my disciples! X-Brawn: Can I give him an uppercut? He's getting crazy again...

Mar 27, 2012

zodconvoy says:

GINYU FORCE, ASSEMBLE!!!

Mar 27, 2012

combiner711 says:

Ultra Magnus : Stand back guys! This is how I do it,watch and learn!

Mar 27, 2012

Manterax Prime says:

Magnus practices his cover of Justin Beiber's "Baby" while the Autobot Brothers secretly watch in bewilderment.

Mar 27, 2012

dedcat says:

Magnus displays how to properly stop, before entering into hammer time.

Mar 27, 2012

El Duque says:

Say hello to my little friends!

Mar 27, 2012

bionic_radical says:

Look, dickhead! Dolphins!

Mar 27, 2012
Patreon
Charge Our Energon Reserves. Join the Seibertron Elite.
Support SEIBERTRON™