The Ultimate Caption Contest
Ultra Magnus and the Car Brothers

59 hilarious transmissions have been received from across the galaxy...
william-james88 says:
If you want my body and you think I'm sexy
come on sugar let me know.
omegasupreme69 says:
i learned this kick ass pose from watching dragon ball z kama kama....
omegasupreme69 says:
move along just a giant dinosaur wreaking the place nothing to see move along now
megatron1322 says:
How to execute a flying Bieber...whats a fl- Dude just go with it...
Swoopscream says:
Wake me UP! Before you gogo! Don't leave me here flyin' solo! CHOOSE LIFE!
Tripredacus says:
Of course we offer full refunds! Just step back there and one or all of our friendly service representitives will be happy to take care of you!
BiggietronPrime says:
x-brawn: "SSHHHHHHH!!! Dont tell Magnus he's got poop on his trailer whilst he points obliviously behind us!! TTEEEHHHEEEE!"
BiggietronPrime says:
Magnus: "I just get home from work and I catch these 3 knuckleheads breaking into my trailer! What are we going to do about this, Prime!"
Evil Eye says:
Nope, you've taken a wrong turn. Just turn left at the next junction and carry straight on past the giant purple griffin.
Omnicron2200 says:
One of these days, one of these days! Bam, zoom, strait to the moon.....base 1.
Road Turtle says:
X-Brawn, "Yes Magnus, it's called 'The Fourth Wall'! Now quit staring or they won't type anything!"
Optimus Eddie says:
...And let's see what's behind curtain no.3, Oh to bad. You should've kept the money. Thanks for playing.
Heavy B says:
LOOK OUT, its the japanese, they want to make another cartoon. I'll slow them down, you three, get to canada and bring back mainframe entertainment.
sky_fire12 says:
Michael Bay: so you guys will be playing the Teenage Alien turtles from outer space, we'll just have to repaint two of you, one with an orange paint job and one with red. Oh wait, Optimus, why are you running away?!
Marcus Rush says:
Magnus: And here you have three slightly used transformable robots. A few dents here and there, and one is addicted to Red. Lets start the bidding at 50 Energon Creds... Do I here 50? 40?
USDA Prime says:
And next Monday on Raw, we're gonna show Sky-Byte and his Predacons just what happens when you mess with the Autobots! CAN YOU DEAL WITH THAT NOW?
Emperor Galvatron says:
Magnus: Even 'I' can deal with credit card security threats.
Prowl: Ouch...
Sideburn: Daaammn...
X-Brawn: Sick burn...
welcometothedarksyde says:
X-brawn: All right, I'll bring in the giant Ultra Magnus balloon, then you two yell "suprise!".
USDA Prime says:
Sadly Mo-Town never had the foresight to sign Ultra Magnus and the Car Robots.
Ryuki says:
Prowl : we must warn Magnus to stop watching those Kamen Rider show in marathon, now he is nonstoping doing their "henshin" pose...
#Sideways# says:
Everyone was silent for a moment when Ultra Magnus photobombed a formal portrait of Sideburn, Prowl and X-Brawn.
paul053 says:
UM: "Ladies and gentlecars, now presenting the newest Autobot kiss player......"
X-Brawn (hissing): "Magnus, your microphone. You forgot your microphone."
USDA Prime says:
Ok fine, I'll say it already. I can't deal with that now! There, are you happy?
Trikeboy says:
Ok boys, you kicked the ball into old man Megatron's back yard, you have to go say sorry and get it back, I'm not doing it for you.
Poyguimogul says:
Ultra Magnus dreams of forming a boy band were shattered when the CD began to skip, and it became obvious to all he was lip syncing.
Ravage XK says:
Magnus: "STOP!! Don't move, somebody is looking right at us. If we dont move they wont spot us."
Ravage XK says:
Magnus: When I said I wanted wall paper that isn't what I meant, do it again.
Torgon02 says:
And behind this curtain we have the solution to all your problems for only $49.99!
MarkNL says:
Magnus: I'm the real leader and these are my disciples! X-Brawn: Can I give him an uppercut? He's getting crazy again...
Manterax Prime says:
Magnus practices his cover of Justin Beiber's "Baby" while the Autobot Brothers secretly watch in bewilderment.