Ultra Magnus holding Constructicons

trailbreaker says:

“Finally in stock at Walmart !!”

trailbreaker says:

“Bite-sized Decepticons!”

Wolfman Jake says:

Thanks to Earth's atmosphere, Ultramagnus can only battle evil on Earth for three minutes at a time before returning to space to replenish his solar energy reserves.

Rainmaker says:

Ultra Magnus: CHEAP SLAGGING KNOCK OFFS ARE SO LOOSE

Rainmaker says:

Ultra Magnus: Y'know, you guys just aren't fit to be legends class.

MagnusLabel says:

“I HAVE ALL THE GUYS EVER MADE!”

Zetatron says:

Scrapper: Wait, shouldn't this be the other way around?
Hook: Shush...It's season 3, scale is the least of our problems. Just be glad we're getting some screen time.

trailbreaker says:

Look what I found on EBAY !

Rainmaker says:

Ultra Magnus stop playing with your dolls-er action figures!

Evil Eye says:

The sad thing is, if you compare the original toys, this is more or less to scale.

Chrisby says:

I knew I shouldn't have bought the KO giftset. These joints aren't tight at all!

Godzillabot Primal says:

These new Legends class Constructicons rock!

Heckfire says:

"Hewwo, Mista Scwapper...hewwo, Mista Hook...how awe you today...fine, Mista Hook..."
"Okay, put us down now."

SentinelA says:

When did I become the size of Devastator?

Thyunda says:

Ultra Magnus: I. Do. Not. Look. Like. Terminator!!!

Zeedust says:

When they stop selling your toy, terrible, horrible humiliation will befall you. -- Campfire horror story amonst cartoon characters.

DeltaSilver88 says:

Optimus: All right!! Who let Magnus into the steroid cabinet???

Roadshadow says:

UM: Finally, my own action figures of the Constructicons!
Scrapper: I hate it when Hasbro makes us toy-scaled with Ultra Magnus...

Blaster_6267 says:

Hook: "lay off the steriods"
UM: "Never"
*crushing sound endures*

Ultra Wheelshot says:

Hook: Stupid humans
UM: I two to the better three more and i will have a full set the can merge
Rodimus (Off) Put them down Magnus, you don't know where they been (Laughs?)
UM: Oh animation error

DarkDranzer says:

UM: Na,na,na,na HEY!! *smacks them together* Na,na,na,na,na HEY!! *smacks them together again* Nananana, na,na,na,na,na HEY!! *smacks them together again*

Hook: What? Don't look at me like that!! It was YOUR idea in the first place!!

Constructi

juggaloG says:

U: Alright, Constructicreeps! We're taking you prisoner & stopping your evil plans PERMANENTLY!
S: I HATE being out of scale in the cartoons!
H: You said it, Scrapper!

cipher98 says:

Magnus:Thanks for the gift guys! These toys are awesome!

Scrapper and Hook:Help!

Scrapper: We're Shrinky-dinks!

Magnus:YA-HOO! Ican put them in the oven!

Hook:And his techspecs say 8.

Magnus says:

No no, it's nothing. I just always figured you'd be bigger in person.

NOBODY LOVES WHEELIE says:

"Great 4 more of these and I can make them form Devestator,oh wait that would be bad.Man I gotta remember that."

Zeedust says:

Magnus: "I hate to admit it, but this was more impressive when Rhinox did it with Scorponok and Terrorsaur in "Dark Designs"."

Scooter says:

If I can just shove 2 more of these up my ass, then I win!

Anonymous says:

Unknown to the other Autobots, Ultra Magnus likes to spend his free time playing with his Constructicon action figures.

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: Now what do we have here? Constructicons: *gulp*

Shadow Fox says:

Ultra Magnus- Heh heh, look mommy, I just got the new constructicon figures through the mail..they look so awesome!!!

Anonymous says:

Transformers...more than meets the eye...bang!..pow..peeeew!
he,..he,..he...form devastator.

Anonymous says:

Dr. Magnus:"Congratulations on the birth of your twins Mr and Mrs Devastator, and by the looks of things...a healthy baby boy and a girl."

Ricochet says:

Ultra Magnus: Ok, you 2 kiss and make up!

Anonymous says:

UM:hey mommy i want this one and this one and this one. oooooh mommy they go to gether like this crash crash crash.

SilverStar says:

LOOK Rodiums Constuction Mincons! Does this mean I'm in the Armada show?

K-nonFodder says:

oooh look what i got for christmas , maybe i can finally pull out my left overs from the fourth of july

Anonymous says:

Magnus (as Barbie): "Oh, Ken, you're so handsome!" (as Ken) "Oh, Barbie, you're so beautiful! Mwah mwah mwah!!"
Constructicons: "Is it me, or is he a dumbed-down version of Optimus Prime?&amp

thexfile says:

Ultra Magnus : so you thought you'd get away with it e... now lets do something constructive (smashes them together)

Anonymous says:

{MAGNUS SINGING}:HI-HO, HI-HO, ITS OF TO WORK I GO DA DA DADA DA DADA DA DA LA LA LA!

Anonymous says:

In the name of both Jack Angel and the late great Robert Stack, I will crush you both!

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: I like to keep the girl the one who love them, I know they want to be a bot, I'm easy as the pie.
Female autobots: easy as the pie
Ultra Magnus: Great to go fly
Female Autobots: Great to go fly
Ultra Magnus: Ultra Magnus
Female

Anonymous says:

Magnus: ya know, guys.....I think we got the whole beast machines scale problem down to an art now.

Anonymous says:

You got 'ta collect them all.

Pokejedservo says:

In loving memory of Robert Stack whom died at 5/15/03 RIP.

Decepticon says:

U.M:"Transform damnit! Why won't you transform?"

Anonymous says:

"Alright Wheelie, I'll explain sex one more tim....now say Scrapper is the mommy..."

Anonymous says:

This one looks amazing with all of those. Good luck.

Anonymous says:

U. M.: Okay, how do these things go together? Oh, wait, I think I got it. Mixmaster and Scrapper are the arms and Bonecrusher and Scavenger are the legs, and Hook is the waste and Long Haul is the chest!!

The Modified Devestator: NOW we'll

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: How can these things be this small and combine to be twice the size of me?

Anonymous says:

Yay I got the whole set.

zach says:

and i thought i was small

Anonymous says:

Ultra's Mom: "Magnus!! Put your toys away and eat you dinner before it gets cold!!!"

Anonymous says:

They sure don't make Decepticon toys like they used to.

Anonymous says:

these are bootlegs no wonder they are so big! damn you cheap chinese bootlegs!

Anonymous says:

"argh.....u wont escape my wrath!"
"never! i will rule the world!!!"

Anonymous says:

Goddammit...MOM, WHY DIDN'T YOU BUY HOOK AS WELL! I CAN'T MAKE DEVASTATOR WITHOUT HIM!

Anonymous says:

Scrapper: Y'know... I can think of at least 9 other places I'd rather be right about now.

Ratbat says:

UM: Now, we don't have toilet paper and you fit in my ass. Do the math.
Hook: Aw ----.
Scrapper: That we have to wipe.

Anonymous says:

Man these toys suck ass (literaly)!

Anonymous says:

scrapper: Jezz, somebody's takin' steroids. Quick, combine!

Anonymous says:

C'mon, Constructi boys, keep it clean or I'll let u fall very, very deep.

Anonymous says:

*to the autobots* Hey guys..do you think if i bang them together they;ll make that cool spark thing?

Galvatron says:

Cool toys but I can't get them to stand up when I combine them to Devastator. And why is my toy Devastator about the same height as my toy Blaster?

Anonymous says:

Hey guys check out my new dolls...

Ultra Magnus says:

you guys stop fighting and be friends.

Anonymous says:

alright new mini-cons ok where u merge on to me

Anonymous says:

Ultramegs: ok hook transform *hook transforms* *ultrames sctraches his ass with hook* ahhhh much better

macabremouse says:

I vill krush you like bugg!

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus presents two Constructicons to the producers of Armada so he can be in it.

Unicron says:

And this will be the part when Scrapper apoligizes to Hook and make up...

Anonymous says:

The Constructicons hate the fact they were the ones who put the steroids into Magnus's energon

Broadside says:

Now now you two stop squabling we all know that Armada's better

MindWipe says:

looky paw looky what i found for dinner! lets skinem' an eat em' ooooowee

Anonymous says:

Now I will force your two to merge, but in a different way and instead of becoming one, you will cum on each other.

Anonymous says:

now i will make you both give me head!

Anonymous says:

Who says transformers aren't for girls?

Anonymous says:

ultra magnus: man i just got the hot new constructicon figures. i wish i had them all to make devistator.....WAITAMINUTE!

Anonymous says:

"Get in Mah Belly!"

Anonymous says:

"... hug them and squeeze them and call them George."

Anonymous says:

Cute little guys, aren't they? Don't turn your back, though. They'd sell their own mother for a glass of bourbon and a coat hanger.

Anonymous says:

hey guys I found more minicons!

Anonymous says:

Scrapper: "Wait until we get back to our right size and then you'll be sorry." Magnus: "Yeah, Likes that's going to happen."

Anonymous says:

Yeah, you little beeyatches! You're not so tough without forming Devastator, are ya!

tfpredaking says:

Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

Battle Angel says:

And you somehow manage to combine to become taller than I am... Well, let's see how you combine! Come on, do it!

Anonymous says:

Which one of you guys is the Beastie Boy?

Anonymous says:

Ultra mag- Screw Gi-Joe!! I got these guys

Kamikazecon says:

"They followed me home, can I keep 'em?"

Maximus says:

for primus sake hot rod if i have to pick up your toys again i'll.....

Anonymous says:

Someone left the Steroids lying around

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: WOW!! That super growth formula I ordered really does work guys, now it's time for you two to get a little closer!!!

Unknown says:

Ul-Mag: Smashy smashy!

Anonymous says:

Kiss and make up.

Anonymous says:

I'll Teach you to suck-Zip- My Pecker! Muh hahahahahaah

Anonymous says:

now let's see if i remember how to form devestator.

Anonymous says:

Magnus: "Time to play dollhouse!" *wicked grin*

Anonymous says:

After playing a pokemon video game and sucessfully breeding two Pikachus, Ultra Magnus tried doing the same with constructicons. If only it had been sucessful.

EDIMUS PRIME says:

WHOA THESE GUYS ARE WORSE THAN FLEAS

Anonymous says:

UM:I wander whichone will break first

Shadow says:

UM: Okay, this is the last time I going to say this, I DON'T WANT TO PLAY. Now, get outta here before I reconstruct you like a mix-and-match puzzle.

Anonymous says:

Now You Two play Nice Or I'll Seperate you.

Ultra Magnus says:

four more and i can mail away for a megatron.

Anonymous says:

Magnus: Damn these "Construtions" High Quality Genuine Bootlegs, it's worse than my "Stunned Icons" or my "Petty Cons."

Anonymous says:

What? The Constructicons turned into Micromasters? Oh no... NO! NOT CARNAGE IN C MINOR! HAVE MERCY, GALVATRON!

Anonymous says:

Hook: can it possibly get even more demeaning?
Scrapper: Why yes, we can get our rep destroyed by hanging out with Martha Stewart again.
Ultramagnus:But that wout ruin your C10 mint condition value!
Both Constructicons: Shut up you!

Anonymous says:

"BRODIE, HOW THE HELL ELSE AM i SOPPOSED TO GET THE GIRBLE OUT.

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus:"Kiss, you two! Kiss!!" Constructicons:"Noooooooooooooo!!!!"

Nightbeat says:

Boss, you wanna them baked or raw?

Anonymous says:

Thats it enough on these crappy animaters. Im sick of changing heights. Maybe i can be on a disney cartoon. sorry lads i gotta learn me lines

RandomFerret says:

"Iron chefs! THIS will be your special ingredient today!"

RodimusPrime says:

And then Ken came home from work to the Malibu Dream House... H.Rod:Magnus you do realize those arent Ba- Prime:Just let it be. All Autobots: "Let it be, let it be, let it beeee." Prime:O s£!t wut have i done.

Firestorm says:

SCORE! Constructicon PVCs!

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus- "ALRIGHT! More Minicons!"
Scavenger- "Psst. Think he knows we're really-"
Hook- "Shut up, man! Copyrights!"

Manchester Devil says:

"Honey! I shrunk the Consturcticons!"

Anonymous says:

Look Prime! I got the last two Constructicon toys I need! Now I can form Devestator! Wait a minute! The pin is missing on this one! Curse you eBay!

Anonymous says:

Look...Decepticon cymbals! [Crassshhhh!]

Anonymous says:

You boys have been bad....now it's time to have a spanking....

Anonymous says:

"now you two play nice!"

Hound says:

um:sh$$ these arnt gundams

Hound says:

um:you guys ever wonder what heppens to constucticons that mess with gundams constr:no um:ur aboute to find out
constr: ahhh sh$$

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus:Hey Hot Rod,look what i got for christmas!!

Firefly says:

aww...
you two are so cute

Anonymous says:

"Look, I've found some baby Deceptions, can I keep 'em?"

Anonymous says:

GET IN MY BELLY IAM AT THE TOP OF THE FOODCHAIN

gabriel says:

Ummm How much for these Constructicons?

ras says:

yes! I now have a complete devastator.
aww dammit, hook has chrome wear.

Anonymous says:

Now I've told you boys before, if you're not going to play nice, then you don't play at all!

Anonymous says:

Okay, which one of you dumbasses took out my Constructicons out of their packaging, you just devalued them!

Anonymous says:

Magnus:"You guys ever see what happens when you blow up toy robots with firerackers?" Constructicons:"Uh....No..." Magnus:"You're about to find out!"

Bumblebee says:

UM: ::immitating Scrapper::"We love powerful god Ultra Magnus! They should fire Galvatron and Rodimus Prime and make him in charge!"

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus: Cool!!!!!I only need four more Constructicons to build Devestator!!!

Victory Saber says:

I love reecee's to peices!!!!!

Unknown says:

Ultra Magnus:Oh little Constructicons it's time for bed!

Battle Angel says:

Yeah, brings be back to the days when I was a wee little bot. Used to smash my action figures together... odd, they never made noises like that before.

Anonymous says:

"These new armada figures suck, Mom, where's my POOTIE!?!?!"

Vector Sigma says:

"CRAP!! I wanted Chicken Dance Elmo for Christmas!!"

Anonymous says:

WOW MY VERY ONE TRANSFORMERS. LOOK MOM I
THEY CAN TRANSFORM INTO
CARS.

Anonymous says:

Imagine the sheer horror on Ultra Magnus's face when it was revealed to the Autobots that he still played with dolls...

Anonymous says:

know kiss and make up

Replimus Prime says:

Magnus: YES!! I can finally do something useful!!

Hot Rod (to Prime): Good going big bot, why didn't you jsut buy the new PVC Megs instead.

Optimus (scratching his chin) :Hmmm.........next Christmas

Anonymous says:

I've got Hook and Scrapper, now I just need 4 more!

Anonymous says:

Magnus: Payback for what you guys did in the movie...
Scrapper: Ah S---

Chachi says:

UM: "Rraaaargh!"
Constructicons: "Oh, s£!t! ROID RAGE!"

Anonymous says:

O THIS IS THE LAST TIME I GO SHOPING WITH ARCEE

Anonymous says:

ALWRIHT DAMN IT GO TO YOUR CORNERS.

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus:never thougt get big of cons

Anonymous says:

a bad day for the constructicons

Rodimus Major says:

CLEAR!! Wait a darn minute..... These arent the heart paddles!

Anonymous says:

..and I sleep in a VAN down by the RIVER!

Unknown says:

Yes do me a favor. Merge to become Devastator so I can have a slighty bigger opponent....

Anonymous says:

All you Constructicons belong to Magnus

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus in feminin Hook voice: "....All save you scrapper!"

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus:Have you two ever thought about buying life insurence?

Anonymous says:

scrapper & hook: put us down! its spike an daniel!!!!

Prowl Pants says:

Check out the Botcon Europe exclusives I got!

Anonymous says:

I now pronouce you dollies, decepticon and wife, you may kiss the bride.

ThunderCracker says:

damn these new toys dont got batterys????

Anonymous says:

$10 for these worthless pieces a scrap!?

Anonymous says:

This is only one of the many ways Decepticons are bred.............

Rodimus Major says:

what did i tell you
about playing in traffic?

Anonymous says:

Who needs G.I. Joes when I have these?

Anonymous says:

real G1 figures 100 bucks ah hell!

JAZZ says:

Jazz (out of screen): Hey Magnus, I see you found the gifts Arcee was gonna give to ya... UM: I actually wanted the Stunticons!

Anonymous says:

Hook and scrapper sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G.

Mach Alert says:

Prepare to be Knockoffs.Mwuhahahahaa

Anonymous says:

Trade you my Hook and Scrapper for your Starscream..?

Z500 says:

Hey, look what I found!

Anonymous says:

A different ball game without all 5 of you, huh?

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus hawks genuine C-9 toys.

Amph says:

well i gues you diden´t feel so lucky punks

toys says:

i need some new toys to play with!! these are to old for me!!

Royal says:

Ultra Magnus: Ok which of these form the head?

menasor says:

Ultra Magnus: "Are those TF animators ever going to work this proportion thing out?"

The Matrix says:

Your never too old, to play with TF figures...

Anonymous says:

Now...Breed!

Anonymous says:

How much can I get for this junk on eBay ?

Neo Prime says:

The Things That You Find Cleaning Out The Toilets In Fortress Maximuss!

Anonymous says:

Magnus:"I shall call them, Mini-con."

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus:"Plastic?! I asked for die-cast metal dammit!"

Anonymous says:

Now I possess the power of the minicons.... Wait!... What what kind of cons are you... Constructa.. Oh Crap.

Anonymous says:

Magnus:"Not so big without your friends now are you?"

Anonymous says:

UM:If I was nice, would I do this*Chomp,Chomp*?

Shadowman says:

Man, these fast food toys get weirder every day!

Anonymous says:

Hungry? Why wait? Grab a snick..wait a second...!

Anonymous says:

And the ugly mama bear went to the ugly papa bear. Stomp stomp

Anonymous says:

um:"now barbie kiss and make up."

Anonymous says:

Ultra Magnus:And constucticon toilet paper leaves you feeling freash and clean. Hook:Aw man! Scrapper:Shoot!

Shadowman says:

Ultra Magnus:Time for expiriments!! Constructicons:OH S***!

Anonymous says:

I wanted Longhaul and Mix Master, Not Hook and Scrapper! Oh well *tosses them in the trash*.

snarl says:

Magnus the magician and his voodoo action figures of death

Anonymous says:

Tonight, on Unsolved Mysteries, how UM can be as tall as Devastator.

Anonymous says:

Anyone want to play Samba de Amigo again ? Hook : NO !!

Anonymous says:

You too can have abs of steel with this Construticon workout set, Hook and Scrapper dumbbells included.

snarl says:

Now constructicons, transform, phase 1! Chiiiihchhooochooochooochi!

snarl says:

....and I found these two making out behind the water shed.

snarl says:

Reduce, Reuse, Recycle!

Anonymous says:

Finally! Something to put into my Barbie Malibu Beach House Playset!

Nemesis says:

And this is how the toy companies screw up when it come to scale modeling

God Magnus says:

Can you say "freaky midget loving" Prime? We could make a fortuen on the net!

Anonymous says:

UM: "Open, Damn it! Open!" Scrapper: "Great, he´s halucinating again!"

Magnus says:

UM: You two are coming with me!

Hook and Scrapper: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anonymous says:

Magnus:"Now all I need is a few firecrackers,and then WHOOPEEEE!!! The fun begins!"
Hook and Scrapper:"NOOOOO!!!!"

Anonymous says:

Mama, I want these two!

Anonymous says:

UM: "Woohoo! Minicons!"

Anonymous says:

"Revenge of the Giant Ultra Magnus!".

Metroplex says:

You know I think we may be in a cartoon. How else do you explain this and how Astrotrain can fit all of us in his cabose?

Anonymous says:

Every night when the Constructions recharges, they have the same reocurring nightmares

Anonymous says:

Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of a constructicon

Anonymous says:

"Come on and get your vintage Loose Mint G1 Constructicons here!!"

Metroplex says:

UM: Look! Mommy got me a set of crash dummies! Scrapper&Hook: NOOOOO!!!

Metroplex says:

UM: Oooh what a pretty set of cymbals!

Sledge says:

Magnus -- "Now you two place nicely!"

Anonymous says:

Now which one of you put that potato in my tail pipe?

Anonymous says:

Now...which one of you is in charge of the Constructicons?

Stelartron says:

SCRAPPER: I knew it was a bad idea to test our new enlargeing ray on an Autobot...

Riptide says:

Ultra Magnus: Ughhh...I think they need a diaper change.

Terminal Frost says:

Hook? Scrapper? Get to know yer neighbour. *crunch* AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Anonymous says:

Ok kids im going to deomnstrate what i mean by "deviant sexual behavior"

Anonymous says:

optimus been about 9 months since i saw u last, suprise!!!

Anonymous says:

if i stick ur head up scrappers arse will i laugh?

Anonymous says:

Arcee! I shrunk the Constructicons! :)

Anonymous says:

At this size, you Constructicons are easy to handle.

Anonymous says:

Look here! I paided big money for these and I want my money back!

Anonymous says:

Look here! I paided big for these and I want my money back!

Anonymous says:

You got scrapper in my hook! You got hook in my scrapper! "Two great tastes that taste great together"

Anonymous says:

Honey I shrunk the Constructicons!

Anonymous says:

Honey, I shrunk the Decepticons

Anonymous says:

UM: Ooooh I found these in my corn pops this morning!!

Anonymous says:

Magnus: Hey, Springer! I always thought these guys where bigger than this!
Springer: They are! These are just decoys!

snarl says:

Optimus: "Bed time!"

Starscream says:

Look babys!!!! Get in my belly!

Prowl says:

UM:Ok, how do you merg to foerm Devisater?
Hook: My @$$ hurts! What did you put up thar! UM: scavengers head.

TRoN says:

OK kids, when a man and a woman love each other very much...........

Anonymous says:

smashy, smashy!!!!

FortMax says:

...and then scrapper and hook kissed passionately

Anonymous says:

um:"barbie met ken."

Mr. X says:

Ultra Magnus: "Mmmm...who wants gonna get buried in the sandbox this time?

Hook/Scrapper: "Noooo!!!!!"

Hot Rodimus says:

huh? these arnt Mini-cons!

Anonymous says:

Woo hoo! I can form Devastator. Now...where do I get that sexy Transfomers Armada Powermaster She-Ra, Princess Of The Matrix?

Warpath says:

I wondr if they give that peeping sound if I squeeze their engines

Anonymous says:

Once I get, Mixmaster, Bonecrusher, Scavenger, and Long Haul. I can form Devastator!

Anonymous says:

UM: At last Hook and Scrapper Action Masters!

Anonymous says:

UM: At last Hook and Scrapper Action Masters

Anonymous says:

Look Prime, the next two reissues. Where are yours? Oh...you ordered from Amazon.com

davewelttf says:

this is one of the reasons Ultra Magnus never became leader, because of his toys

Anonymous says:

scrapper:but dddaaaaaaaaddddddd!
UM:no buts now give him the optimus toy or its the matrix for you young man!

Anonymous says:

ultra magnus"prime got two more volunteers for the arcee gang bang"

Anonymous says:

Magnus: I have a couple of lovely little dresses for you two to wear!

Anonymous says:

UM: "Screw Armada! Im sticking to my G1 toys!"

KEV says:

"Will you form Devastator if I shove Scrapper up your ass?"

Anonymous says:

OK..third and long..."fly 87 slant right on two"..ready, BREAK!!!

Anonymous says:

Trajedy strikes when UM is bombarded by Gamma Radiation.
UM: RAAAAARRRGH!!!! Ultra Magnus SMASH!!!!!!!!

Anonymous says:

Scrapper: well, at least your insanity-inducer works...BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE!?!?!?!
Magnus: Ba-chomp, Ba-chooey-chomp!

Slappyfrog says:

Look, ma, I caught a Fraggle! Oh, wait...

Slappyfrog says:

Just like the five year olds, Magnus had trouble manually putting Devastator together.

Slappyfrog says:

Ultra Magnus rehearses his ventriloquism act for th e big talent contest.

Pokejedservo says:

Ultra Magnus: Now its time for another episode of "Dollhouse Drama". Constructions: HELP US!

Icy says:

The above picture proves that even Transformers collect Transformers toys.

Anonymous says:

now kiss nd make up

Dynamus Prime says:

Now if only I could figure out how to combine them into Devastator...

Anonymous says:

Magnus: here Jazz u can have hook! Jazz: but i wanna be scrapper!

Anonymous says:

mommy, mommy! can i get these two? plz... ill be a good boy!

Riptide says:

Ultra Magnus: Wham bam zap, take that evil Galvatron (scrapper) Rodimus Prime (mixmaster) will beat your sorry aft.

Anonymous says:

Hey guys check out these new MEGA Chase PVCS I found!!

Anonymous says:

Look Rodimus, Galvatron put his troops in the dryer again!

Dee-Kal says:

"Two for one! Two for one! What am I bid, madam? Last two left - not available in any shops, roll up, roll up what am I bid..?"

Anonymous says:

Oh Now they make draw him to scale

Anonymous says:

O.K. GUY VERY FUNNY!! WHO LEFT THESE GUYS ON MY BED LAST NIGHT?

Anonymous says:

LOOK PRIME, I PAID TOP DOLLAS FOR THESE TWO ON EBAY! AM I A SERIOUS COLLECTOR OR WHAT?

Anonymous says:

HOOK&SCRAPPER:Since when was he DEVASTATOR sized? ULTRA MAGNUS:Since Optimus made me a Powermaster.

Anonymous says:

Hook: Damn animators, they made us small!

Anonymous says:

Man, the toys in Happy meals get weirder every year....

Maximus Prime says:

Only four more and I got the complete set !!

Protoform X says:

Now THESE are Constructicons! None of that rubbish RiD (Really inept Dubbing) stuff!

Anonymous says:

damn how do you guys form devastator

Anonymous says:

damn how do you guys from devastator

Anonymous says:

Since when did the Constructicons shrink in size? Damn Sloppy animators!

Anonymous says:

Me Ultra Magnus. You die now!!!

Anonymous says:

UM: "Damn Knock offs! I knew I should´ve saved to buy the originals."

Anonymous says:

All your Constructicons are belong to us!

Anonymous says:

How the hell did you get so big?

Anonymous says:

How the did you get so big?

Bluestreak says:

Now Barbie you give Ken a big kiss...

Windcharger says:

Aww Man! These Transformers toys suck! I need to get some He-Man figures!