Captions by -Soundwave-

Mirage: I told you bringing a pet down here was a bad idea.

Spike: Look Vanilla Ice is the opening act!!

Carly: Oh my GOD now this concert really sucks.

Blaster: Don't mind me I am just going to shut down.

mummbling to self: Every time we go out something always happens....
To no one: Do you know how hard it is to get this stuff out of my joints???

Starscream told me to fix the leak in the lowerdeck, but what the H%ll IS THIS!!

The polution on this panet just keeps getting worse.

Blitzwing: I told Galvatron I didn't want to paint the base.
Rumble: Shut up before I paint YOU some more!!

Blitzwing: Next time send Starscream to squish the Quints.

Blurr: Dang so what can I do while I wait fo rthis to down load???

I know that talking to your plants helps them to grow, but I hate all that mushy stuff.
"Grow!! Before I blast you to pieces."

Q1: How do you tell them apart?
Q2: I can't.
Q3: Hey that silver one with the back cannon, he looks different.

Damn! I have to go take another hormone shot before my beard starts to grow too.