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Mikaela: I hope those BAD robot thingies don't get us here!

Spike: Don't worry. They'll never find us here out in the open.

Mikaela: I think I saw a cute guy over there!

Spike: I think she likes me !

Why am I not looking at her breastesses...?? Am I gay in this movie?

Ummmm....Am I supposed to transform like this ?

I see dead people.....

I told you ! I am not Quasimoto! Leave me alone !

Ravage: Owwie! Owwie! Owwie!

Alien: Oh stop it! I haven't inserted it yet!

Starscream: A little lower and to the right next time Meggie.

Megatron: My bad. My scope must be off a little.

Middle guy: Make like a Taco Bell and run for the border!!

Scorponok: Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon ? Heh Heh I said "poop on".

Scorponok: Awww.... Come on fellas! I was just kidding! I'm not really a robotic killer scorpion!

*singing his own song* I'm just sittin' on top of the world....I'm just s*ittin' on top of the world....*whistles*

Scorponok: PLEASE DON'T GO !! I just want someone to ki...err talk to.

Scorponok: PEEK-A-BOO !!!!

Scorponok: Everybody RUN!!! Bernie Mac is behind me! Don't let him get me !