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Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

UM: How did you do the Arcee?

Arcee: I showed him my pics for next month's Playbot.

Apr 8, 2004

And just in time for the World Series ...

And this is why we lost to the Marlins.

Oct 18, 2003

The Decepticon Headmasters stand on top of each other

headmasters, merge into an idiot.

Sep 29, 2003

"Now, you see boy, there was this one time on Beta 12 when I needed a hookerbot. All you do is offer some energon and the babes will be all over you."

Sep 20, 2003

"You screwed Starscream!"

Sep 19, 2003

Tonight's World Heavyweight Championship match will be the champion, HHH, versus the challenger, Wheelie!

Sep 10, 2003

I wonder if Arcee knows Hot Rod's had this stuff around the house. She's gonna kill him when she finds his Playbot collection.

Aug 3, 2003

Spike: I'm tellin' ya Bumblebee, this stuff will have Arcee all over you. She won't be able to resist you.

Jun 3, 2003

Bumblebee: So what exactly is Carly going to do with you, me, and this freakin' big can of lubricant?

Jun 2, 2003

See what happens when you fight over chicks?

Jun 27, 2002

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		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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