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Autocons has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

BRAIN FREEZE!!!

Jul 5, 2004

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

[Magnus]: uhhh it does that everytime i see a fembot hehe

Jul 5, 2004

[Guard]: Hey, it's been a long night.. hmm *reaches in pocket* aha! A cassette with phone sex recorded on it! [Soundwave]: *oh god please don't see me. please don't see me. what i would give to have megatron here now..*

Jul 5, 2004

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

UM: Okay Acree. What did you do to him?
Acree: Notthhhiiiiinnnngggggggg.

Jun 3, 2004

I am going to build my own city out of sand! If this is the only way to be ruler, then so be it.

Jun 3, 2004

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Starscream: I really hope no one sees me doing this. This new toy i got cost me my life savings of Energon. Rumble: It's just a toy. Starscream: BUT IT LIGHTS UP! BATERIES ARE INCLUDED! Honestly, how many toys include batteries, HUH! Rumble: 2,452,86

Jun 3, 2004

Chip: damn paralyzed body.. how am i gonna erect now?!?!

Jan 26, 2004

Megatron stands behind Soundwave w/ key in hand

Megs: MWAHAHAHAHA! (evil laugh) I finally got the key to your chasity belt, Soundwave!

Dec 16, 2003

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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