The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Autocons

Autocons has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

BRAIN FREEZE!!!

Jul 5, 2004

Arcee looks shocked at Ultra Magnus' missile

[Magnus]: uhhh it does that everytime i see a fembot hehe

Jul 5, 2004

[Guard]: Hey, it's been a long night.. hmm *reaches in pocket* aha! A cassette with phone sex recorded on it! [Soundwave]: *oh god please don't see me. please don't see me. what i would give to have megatron here now..*

Jul 5, 2004

Arcee and Magnus standing next to a face-planted Galvatron

UM: Okay Acree. What did you do to him?
Acree: Notthhhiiiiinnnngggggggg.

Jun 3, 2004

I am going to build my own city out of sand! If this is the only way to be ruler, then so be it.

Jun 3, 2004

Starscream embraces a Lightning Bug weapon

Starscream: I really hope no one sees me doing this. This new toy i got cost me my life savings of Energon. Rumble: It's just a toy. Starscream: BUT IT LIGHTS UP! BATERIES ARE INCLUDED! Honestly, how many toys include batteries, HUH! Rumble: 2,452,86

Jun 3, 2004