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azraelus has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Grimlock watches TV

Me Grimlock got you Allah right here.

Dec 5, 2004
Decepticons after a party

Starscream:Oh I am so slagged. No more energon whisky

Dec 5, 2004
Autobots ... ZOMBIFIED!!!

10,000 energon units for a primer job. COME HERE Swindle!!!!!!

Dec 5, 2004
Megatron points at his head

I had this "dream" that this planet changed my form and then this optimus wannabe threw me through space and I spent a year in some gop and I came out crazy. No, really!

Dec 5, 2004
Scourge looks over Optimus

O.K. You may experience a little discomfort here but we got to locate tailpipe cancer early.

Sep 10, 2004
Starscream drinks some Energon

shhhh nobady till prim. i got his 3,000,000 b.c. energon. thats sum good stuff bot let me tell ya.

Sep 10, 2004
Cyclonus and Quintesson in crowd

CYCLONUS: i think we took a wrong turn in Alpha Centauri.

Sep 10, 2004
WWE meets the Decepticons!

No, Megatron will not wrestle tonight because I'm Vince McMahon, GODDAMMIT!!

Sep 10, 2004

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