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Me Grimlock say that Ark of Covenant BAAAD.

Jan 28, 2012

Optimus Prime holds Megatron over his head

NO! I want... TWO!

Jan 20, 2012

"Jabba wo neeta, Solo."

Jan 14, 2012

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

"If I'm gonna be king, what does that make you?"

"A monkey's uncle."

Jan 14, 2012

"Feed me, Seymour."

Jan 14, 2012

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

Jan 14, 2012

"Spoilers! Snape kills Dumbledore!"

Jan 14, 2012

The common reactions of the Asian driver.

Jan 14, 2012

Sari crawls on Optimus' face while Bulkhead watches

"There's a scary man in that big white van over there!"

Jan 14, 2012

"...And Blitzwing, how are you feeling today?"

"Zees ees ze tventy-zekond day zat I haff gone vizout ze boose."

"Good! I'm glad that the program is working."

Jan 14, 2012

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