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Where's the snow?

Dec 22, 2013

Princess Sideswipe

Dec 22, 2013

Megatron and Starscream standing on rock

Where are the rainbows? I need to promote the Decepticon cause with them and get all the little kiddies supporting us!

Dec 22, 2013

Optimus Prime *coughUncleSamcough* wants you... to get over there and sit in time-out. You have been a naughty, naughty kid...

Dec 22, 2013

Go forth, my loyal steed!

Dec 22, 2013

Megatron the giant fungi.

Dec 22, 2013

Megatron... did you take Wheeljack's invention by mistake? I thought we warned you against it...

Dec 22, 2013

Megatron the skirt-lifter... wait no trunk-lifter... Great. I'm confused now.

Dec 22, 2013

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