The Ultimate Caption Contest
Captions by Bismuth
Bismuth has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Where's the snow?
Princess Sideswipe
Where are the rainbows? I need to promote the Decepticon cause with them and get all the little kiddies supporting us!
Optimus Prime *coughUncleSamcough* wants you... to get over there and sit in time-out. You have been a naughty, naughty kid...
Go forth, my loyal steed!
Megatron the giant fungi.
Megatron... did you take Wheeljack's invention by mistake? I thought we warned you against it...
Megatron the skirt-lifter... wait no trunk-lifter... Great. I'm confused now.
