Captions by Blackout

SS:man i must be wasted. i thought i just saw frenzy with prime, if you know what i'm saying

O: look vortex there an energon cube on the ground maybe you should pick it up. V: o.k. it seems to be stuck to the ground. hey wait, what are you doing.

O: come on vortex give me some lovin

looking on are the other decepticons in shock.

O & V: what, its not being gay if your drunk

SS exercises before the big match between him and megatron."rocky theme song plays"

yes i just won survivor.now whos the best decepticon

what did you say optimus, the only autobot avalible right and that are on the way are bubblebee,huffer,wheelie,gears and arcee. well in that case I might aswell just shoot myself then.

Optimus:sorry all the other autobots are watching the canucks game.

Worker: 1-800-autobot.
Voice on the phone: the number you have dialed is busy, please stay on the line and an autobot will be with you in an hour or so.

damn it, i'm missing some parts. I'm going to kick hasbros a$$

thats it one more crack about me being a headmaster and im going to kick some @$$

arcee: me next me next

arcee: heh i thought i was the only headmaster here

thats it this interview is over

O.k. stop me if you've heard this one. A Decepticon walks in to a bar...