Captions by Blasphemous Prime

Sari: Just look what I pulled out of my nose!
Bulkhead: An extra finger?

Sari: See that? That's what happens when you hang out in the water with Spike for too long. Spike became a prune, and Prime's face plate rusted right off!

Sari: "The last caption contest was so long that Prime's mouth plate fell off!"

"can I give you a lift... A throw... Drop kick maybe?"

"You know Spike, there are faster ways to get to Cybertron."

"...But Spike, why are you climbing the ladder to the helicopter when I could just throw you up there by hand?

Soundwave has a monkey on his back.

Why do most of these look like a scene out of brokeback mountain?

Alright, I hid the body. Now what?

Don't fight it... Just let it happen...