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Captions by Blasphemous Prime

Blasphemous Prime has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.

Sari tells a story to Optimus and Bulkhead

Sari: Just look what I pulled out of my nose!
Bulkhead: An extra finger?

May 15, 2015

Sari: See that? That's what happens when you hang out in the water with Spike for too long. Spike became a prune, and Prime's face plate rusted right off!

Apr 26, 2015

Sari: "The last caption contest was so long that Prime's mouth plate fell off!"

Apr 13, 2015

"can I give you a lift... A throw... Drop kick maybe?"

Jan 31, 2014

"You know Spike, there are faster ways to get to Cybertron."

Jan 31, 2014

"...But Spike, why are you climbing the ladder to the helicopter when I could just throw you up there by hand?

Aug 8, 2013

Soundwave has a monkey on his back.

Why do most of these look like a scene out of brokeback mountain?

Oct 23, 2012

Alright, I hid the body. Now what?

Aug 20, 2012

Don't fight it... Just let it happen...

Jul 12, 2012

[ Incoming message. Source unknown. ] No Signal - Please Stand By

[ Click to attempt signal recovery... ]

		> COMM LINK: ONLINE
		> SIGNAL SOURCE: MOON BASE ONE (DARK SIDE)
		> ENCRYPTION: AUTOBOT CYBER-LEVEL 4
		> TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO-VISUAL
		> STATUS: STABLE ☑

		> PLAYBACK BEGINNING...

		> DECRYPTION KEY: 5 ROBOT POINTS
		> MESSAGE: "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT..."
		> RESPONSE: "...AND I FEEL FINE."

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