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Vince was shocked to see Steve Austin pull up in a giant beer truck, only to have it transform, stagger, and fall over, then reveal a drunken Scott Hall, mumbling something about "headmasters"

Lets just hope this whole Placebo remedy wears off before the next firefight.

Looks like the chubby bald guy is doing okay for himself, now.

This is what happens when your rat alt sidekick brings over MARIO PARTY 4...and forgets the 4th controller.

Blaster: It's 2006, do you know where your new hi-fi system is!? OWWWWW!!!...What's that Ironhide? What, you died in the movie? That's right, but at least your body is useful for something...

Prime: Ratchet, are Skyfire's modification's complete?
Ratchet: Affirmative, He's officially legal in all 50 states.
Skyfire: Do I get a toy, now?
Prime and Ratchet: NO

This boy was last seen laying face down in Toys R Us parking space, with his arms and legs pressed tightly together. If you have any information of his whereabouts, please contact the local law enforcement immediately.

When I was little, my teachers and friends always asked what I wanted to be when I groweeeddd up and I always said "a transformer!" and they laughed, looks like I showed them!

Now I can call my mini-con Sparkplug! ahhahahahah, Prime will never know the difference! yesssss