Captions by Brooke

OP:Crap...I've been standing here so long my butt is starting to rust! When are they going to take this caption down already?!

Prime: Which one of you stashed crack in my trailer last night?! I got pulled over by the Earth police for pedaling drugs! Prowl, was it you????! !!!!!
Prowl: No I swear!
Prime: That is SUCH a lie! I saw you smoking crack with Starscream last night!
Pr

Unicron:Damn laxatives......UUURRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH URGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGG (pplop)
Unicron: Ahhhh..........

OP: Yay I'm Wonderwoman!
Kids call the phciciatric unit and tell them to come quick. In five minutes the guys in white come to get OP.
OP: Whats that Preee-ty light ? Oh no........
OP gets so scared he farts, craps his pants, and faints.
Rad:(sig

Daniel: Omigosh, Rodimus! I just had a flashback from that time I visited Neverland Ranch!
Rodimus: Now Daniel, we all know that Micheal Jackson doesn't really exist.
Daniel:You're right, Rodimus.Thanks!
Rodimus: No problem.
Rodimus leaves t

Rattrap:(singing) I'm free! Free falling......
Rattrap slams into a cliff.
Rattrap:Owsies

Never ever EVER mess with OP before he's had his cofee.
OP:Mother F@#$%^&! Whish one of you ate my F@#$%^& donut?
Prowl:(Burps)
OP: Prowl you B@#$%^&!

The kids are sick of OP doing jazz hands so they try to put him out of his misery......

Because of all the pressure in Hollywood, Optimus Prime has gone anorexic. Here we see him doing butt crunches.
OP: And one and two and three and.......