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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by cybertron2006

cybertron2006 has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Obedient, miscolored Decepticons

Soundblaster to Skywarp: Do you think Galvatron calls me Soundwave?
Skywarp to Soundblaster: No, Shockwave.
(Soundblaster kicks the living hell outta Skywarp.)

Superion holding A3

Superion: Die A3!
A3: what did i do?

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

Marissa: Hey! whose gun is this?
Cyberblast prime: SHE CAN TALK!

Blaster with foam on him

Blaster: Holy crap! What is this junk?
Arcee: I think it is whipped cream.
Megatron (Offset): No! it is Nebleon gas!
Everyone: RUN!

Baby Marissa minus her clothes

MARISSA: OH MY GOD! I'M A NUDIST!
HOT ROD: LET'S KILL HER!

Rad, Carlos, Grindor, and Highwire running

Carlos: RUN!
Rad: What does it look like im doing!?!
Grindor And Highwire: Would you please shut up?
(They all get killed by Sideways)

Galvatron and his new weight plan

Galvatron: Uh Primus, What happened?
Primus: You held your fart and your Bloated butt got even bigger, you fata**!

Galvatron and his new weight plan

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Galvatron and his new weight plan

I'm a new planet!I'm called Planet Fatass!

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