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The Ultimate Caption Contest

Captions by Dark Starscream

Dark Starscream has entered the battlefield. Below are their latest captions for your viewing pleasure — or judgment. React accordingly.
Tracks with a mask on

Tracks: Hey Powerglide! How do like my "G-Dubya" Halloween mask?

Powerglide: You look just like him! Faaar-out!

Little kid wears Megatron costume

[Riiiip]

KID: Behold! This man has no genitals!!!

Little kid wears Megatron costume

Megatron's secret Headmaster...

Devastator is missing an arm!

"Scavenger Hunt"

Rumble gets a ride on Dragstrip

Man, I hate it when I drop M&M's in the car!

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